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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Sordid Experience At E'sorae Lekki by slirkmot: 4:39pm On Oct 10, 2018
This is ridiculous. I applied to this but wasn't invited.

They wasted their time and not yours.

Was at Jumia too, weeks ago. Their HR team, judging by how shabbily and inconsistent they appeared, ranks as the worst I've encountered.

Imagine people scoring 65 for an aptitude test and being told they failed while candidates who scored 55 are being told successful.

We will surely conquer these obstacles.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Got it! Update by slirkmot: 1:47pm On Sep 05, 2018
At 39 and still searching but are you searching rightly?

Please, look deeply than what my statement above means.. I hope you do.
Phones / Re: 5 Things You Should Know About The New Infinix Note 5 Before Buying It. by slirkmot: 10:13pm On Aug 22, 2018
Yeye dey worry this reviewer.

I just got one note5 and it's very great.

Go and eat your review.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HR Experts, Help!!! by slirkmot: 6:01pm On Aug 11, 2018
There's every link that you've been using the same CV for all your applications.

HRs of today do not have time to scrutinize these
CVs, rather they make use of what is called an ATS that is based on picking and relating keywords between the job description and what your CV entails.

Suffice to say that, among all thrash I've been saying, HR uses a computerized sifter and if your CV does not contain keywords that have been programmed into the application tracking system software, your CV won't meet the required pass rate to get an invite.

Lastly, please not that your not getting invites isn't solely due to your inexperience or poor CV outlays, it could be that they just don't feel you required the adequate requirement.

I hope I've made little explanation.

shoms231:
I'm a fresh graduate, passed outta NYSC recently.

I 'cooked' up a nice CV (trust me) but I've not been getting invitation(s) from any recruiter I've been sending it (CV) to.

Could it be as a result of NO experience aside the Clarion call experience?

NB: I finished with 2:1
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 5:31pm On Aug 11, 2018
loohlaah:


You are the best cheesy cheesy cheesy

muchas gracias

So, did you get a success reply?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 11:40am On Jul 29, 2018
A staff confirmed that it's not even close to marketing positions. So don't fret and wait patiently for the next phase, as I'm doing.

loohlaah:



Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 12:47am On Jul 19, 2018
Dharmie02:


hello slirkmot, have u made enquiries about the fbngi?

I haven't. All my messages to the ones I connected with haven't been answered. I'll surely get back once I get a concrete info.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 9:24pm On Jul 18, 2018
charliesyndrom:

Hi...are u sayin that the test u wrote yesterday was 5mins to answer 15 questions

Nah. I was saying I spent an average of 5mins on the questions. Probably spent a minute or two more but I know I didn't use less than 4minutes
Celebrities / Re: Man Recreates Wizkid's Outfits With Polythene Bag. See Hilarious Photos by slirkmot: 10:04am On Jul 18, 2018
Like play like play, man's getting attention and his creativity will soon rub into his financial pocket when he finally gets noticed fully.


I love this. Man must chop and as e no dey scam or thief, he go soon blow.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 10:45pm On Jul 17, 2018
Dharmie02:


abeg, I will love to know too o.... marketing insurance in Nigeria na real wahala

Me sef. I no fit do am at all.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 10:21pm On Jul 17, 2018
loohlaah:



thank you, i did it around 4pm.

please, if anyone has a clue on what FBNi graduate trainee is truely about, kindly shed more light.

from what i have read lately on nairaland, people kept on saying it is a marketing job.

please how true is this?
anyone please?
thank you in anticipation

I read that too but I'm trying to connect with those working there on LinkedIn. Once they confirm it's marketing peren, I go just disregard
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 2:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
Verbal reasoning, quantitative, financial knowledge

loohlaah:


thank you.

is it all logical, or comprehension, current affairs with some elementary math?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 1:14pm On Jul 17, 2018
loohlaah:
biko, a good Samaritan should please, update me on the number of questions and time taken, i cant do mine where i am presently.

Around 15 questions or less and average of 5mins spent on them
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 1:13pm On Jul 17, 2018
I doubt if we will be given the same questions because there are thousands of questions in gmat to pick from. But it takes an average of 5mins to complete.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Insurance Ongoing Recruitment. by slirkmot: 1:11pm On Jul 17, 2018
daceo1:
true any idea about alan and grant tests

It's Gmat questions. If you're conversant with gmat, you don't have to worry much
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 12:24pm On Jul 17, 2018
Goto your email and check a message from. Alan and Grant. There's a test to be written and submitted online before 5pm today. Be quick
Jobs/Vacancies / First Bank Insurance Ongoing Recruitment. by slirkmot: 12:17pm On Jul 17, 2018
If you applied for FBN Insurance Graduate Trainee programme through Alan and Grant and you've not checked your email since yesterday, please do so now. There's an online test to be written and submitted before 5pm of July 17th, 2018.(today!).

Please tell a friend if you know one.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fbn Insurance Recruitment by slirkmot: 11:28pm On Jul 15, 2018
I got the acknowledgement mail too but I'm surprised you guys are already steps ahead of Alan and Grant itself.

Not everyone will get an invite though but I hope worthy people do.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soliciting For Alan And Grant Aptitude Test Materials by slirkmot: 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2018
I'm on this table too. If you find a useful information about this upcoming test, please my email is slirkmot@googlemail.com
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: July 28.. I Need A Birthday Mate by slirkmot: 1:52pm On Jul 13, 2018
eyinola:
If u share same date with me signify.


July 28 here���
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by slirkmot: 1:44pm On Jun 27, 2018
eyinola:
Any July 28 baby here?

If you're not kidding, hmu 07036783875
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationships And Hook Up Zone by slirkmot: 1:41pm On Jun 27, 2018
You're everywhere here, kilo de?

Sofialuv:
Is getting interesting
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by slirkmot: 1:03pm On Jun 27, 2018
I guess I'm not late to the party
My description : 29, Yoruba, Muslim, based on Lagos, conscious enough to know I'm matured and I'm offering peace of mind and stable consistent sanity of the soul

She should be older than 25 years of age, Yoruba, religion is not a barrier, and ready to settle down before the end of year 2020(I'm not rushing what I wish to enjoy)

Any interested lady should send a simple text to 09059430585(my primary number is for serious ones only)

Wanna check out before texting?
Twitter: @karkundilar
Facebook: Karkundi Lar (not usually regular here)

I hope I get it right this time around
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Adultfriendfinder Registration by slirkmot: 4:38am On Mar 15, 2017
i can help with the registration for a fee. this is verified and true grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: 10 Things You Should NEVER Google In 2016, Don't say we didn't warn you! by slirkmot: 12:29am On Mar 06, 2016
The blue waffle myth is an internet hoax purporting an unknown sexually transmitted disease affecting only women, causing severe infection and blue discoloration to the vagina. The disease has been confirmed as false. According to Dr. Elizabeth Boskey, the fictitious disease may have started around March 2010 after an image of a gentian violet stained vaginal yeast infection was circulated by the shock website Documenting Reality.

frankhennry6:

first ask yourself what is waffle? the ans is biscuit i guess. then go to google image and find out for yourslef whats the result for blue waffle then let us know whats your observation

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Career / Re: The Crazy Experience Of A Bank Contract Staff by slirkmot: 10:52am On Mar 04, 2016
But commercial banks own beta. Ever heard what's it's like in mfbs? You go run

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Career / Re: The Crazy Experience Of A Bank Contract Staff by slirkmot: 10:51am On Mar 04, 2016
The opening post has done little to shed light into this issue. And another claiming to blame the labour unions is ignorant.

I won't talk on the experience coz I've never experienced it but on the labour. The blame lies on the handicap state the constitution has put our unions where they have limited rights to meddle into private sector businesses.

But biko,let the experience continue

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Career / Re: How Much And How Do You Save From Work Every Month by slirkmot: 10:43am On Mar 04, 2016
To save these days is hard. Not with the change buhari is serving us.

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Career / Re: How Much And How Do You Save From Work Every Month by slirkmot: 10:41am On Mar 04, 2016
bros,abeg how u dey do am? we're here to learn and not get halp tips
valdes00:
I earn 57k n I save 50k monthly .... don't ask me hw I cope, else u will b reminding me of my suffering this past few mnths

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