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CelebritiesRe: Kechi Okwuchi Shares Weight Loss Transformation And Reveals How She Achieved It by slumcat(m): 5:55pm On Jan 15, 2021
AFONJACOW:
Is she married huh I will like to Suck her burned boobies and while my tin socket in her VG

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's Advice To Ladies About Sex by slumcat(m): 5:52pm On Jan 15, 2021
endsarrrs:
This people never use their popularity to ever condemn bad governance or even abuse of human right or abuse on even girl child angry talking about sex sex sex. . . Mtcheeew
As if you don't like sex more than human rights

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's Advice To Ladies About Sex by slumcat(m): 5:50pm On Jan 15, 2021

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh's Advice To Ladies About Sex by slumcat(m): 5:49pm On Jan 15, 2021
They know
FamilyRe: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by slumcat(m): 5:46pm On Jan 15, 2021
Stateoforigin:
If I get a boy early, I will give birth to 4. If I don't get a boy, I will not stop until I get one

FamilyRe: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by slumcat(m): 5:39pm On Jan 15, 2021
Nigerians have a long way to go. See them commenting 6, 4, 10... When they don't even have the resources to train them.
I wish Nigerian families would be mandated to have just one child like China.

EducationRe: Pathetic State Of Schools In Akwa Ibom (pics) by slumcat(m): 5:26pm On Jan 15, 2021
I always would shake my head in disgust whenever I saw threads hyping Uyo, Akwa ibom state. The same Uyo I lived in for 2 years (2017 - 2019).

One thread even categorized plaza as a tourist location/center. Laugh wan kill me. grin

Asides from good roads (major roads), cleanliness and security (to an extent), there is absolutely nothing in Akwa Ibom. Majority of the citizens are hungry and poor and 90% of the businesses are run by igbos.

I love Uyo and would put it in the top 5 most liveable cities in Nigeria but that's mostly because of its cleanliness and the friendly nature of the people.
BusinessRe: How Much Do I Need To Start A Danfo Business?? by slumcat(m): 10:38am On Jan 13, 2021
awulio:
Nothing is impossible. I’ve run all male groups and been the only female in the group and have done well. I’m a strong female and can handle it. Nothing stresses me at all so never getting high blood pressure.
Alright ma. But Danfo business is a world of its own. All the best.
BusinessRe: How Much Do I Need To Start A Danfo Business?? by slumcat(m): 9:10am On Jan 13, 2021
NOSDAVID:
Anty/brother, there are ten important things you must do to succeed in transport business:
1. Don't try it cos it wil put you in agony
2. Don't even dream of it. It's demonic venture.
3.Don't ever remember it.
4. Don't imagine starting it
5. Don't even ask for public opinion on whether to start it
6. Don't venture into it
7.Don't waste your money in transportation business
8 Don't visualize it, its a spiritual business
9.Don't go near any one encouraging you to star transport business
10. Hate with perfect hatred any one telling you you can become richer in Eko transport business.

Copy and paste this formula in your dairy
grin. You're are ment.
BusinessRe: How Much Do I Need To Start A Danfo Business?? by slumcat(m): 4:37am On Jan 13, 2021
awulio:
@Stacy I’m also thinking of starting a transportation business and I’m a female. I think the most important thing is to get someone you trust to drive the Danfo....Even if you are a woman they can still listen but you need to become like Margret Thatcher and be a Iron Lady.
That will never happen. Just stay away from Danfo business if you can't drive it yourself, else you could collapse from high blood pressure.
BusinessRe: How Much Do I Need To Start A Danfo Business?? by slumcat(m): 4:31am On Jan 13, 2021
StacyO:
This is so discouraging. I know for a fact they'll surely try to cheat me cause of my gender.
Badly want to go into the business but,the disadvantages are too high.
I'll advise you to buy a car and venture into uber if you like transport business. And the most important factor for success in transport business is that you drive it yourself. Yes, drive your car or danfo by yourself.

The next most important factor is that you get a direct tokunbo vehicle (car or danfo). If you get a Nigerian used vehicle, you have already failed before you started.


Let me talk further on danfo business:

Except you're a military personnel, do not go in danfo business. 99.9% of the time, your drivers will cheat you and you'll end up selling the bus for a fraction of what you bought it. I know the 5k returns per day sounds tempting but trust me you will never receive it. If you receive it today, you will spend 10k tomorrow on the bus. All your money will go to mechanics for repairs and the rest will go to your drivers (by cheating you) and to the police (to settle cases with dubious drivers). All you will get is stories and high blood pressure.

I did the business in Lagos in 2014 and I will not even advise my enemy to go in it (except he or she will drive it by themselves). If you like peace of mind, avoid danfo business.

My opinion is, Do not go into it. A word is enough for the wise.
BusinessRe: Easy Way To Get A Loan Of 150k by slumcat(op): 5:20pm On Jan 12, 2021
Organsmuggler:
maybe but i think bank loan is better, sokoloan is just faster
ok thanks
BusinessRe: Easy Way To Get A Loan Of 150k by slumcat(op): 2:24pm On Jan 12, 2021
Organsmuggler:
try sokoloan
ok thanks, do you think they can give as much as 150k?
BusinessRe: Easy Way To Get A Loan Of 150k by slumcat(op): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2021
please I need responses, it's important.
thanks guys
BusinessEasy Way To Get A Loan Of 150k by slumcat(op): 1:53pm On Jan 12, 2021
Hey guys,
please what is the easiest way for a government pensioner (who receives 55k per month) to get a 150k loan?.

Any bank or loan app you can recommend?

Thanks
BusinessRe: Help: What Bank Offers Loans To Retired Pensioners? by slumcat(op): 1:42pm On Jan 06, 2021
I need some responses please. thanks
BusinessHelp: What Bank Offers Loans To Retired Pensioners? by slumcat(op): 9:50am On Jan 06, 2021
hey guys,
Please I'd like to know what banks offers loans to retired pensioners?. Just around 150k.

Union bank stated on their websitethat they offer loans to pensioners but I don't know if that is true.

Any suggestions would be great.

Thanks.
Car TalkRe: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by slumcat(m): 3:28am On Jan 01, 2021
kingreign:
Call or message me via WhatsApp me on 07034581213, I will I'd respond to this.
Thanks, I'll reach out to you in the morning.
AutosRe: Please Recommend A Good Car Diagnostic / Auto Technician In Abuja? by slumcat(op): 7:45am On Dec 31, 2020
boldx:
What type of car is it? I will scan it for free. Chiebube Abuja 0.8.0.3.4.5.3.3.6.6.8.
It's a Nissan tiida, 2007 model.
Ok, I'll call you this morning so when can talk and schedule a meeting.
Car TalkRe: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by slumcat(m): 7:25am On Dec 31, 2020
kingreign:
Where's this pls o. I've not heard of it before.
Well, locate someone competent to run a scan and carry out thorough diagnostic tests on the car.
Hello Kingreign, someone referred me to consult you.
I just bought a Nissan tiida 2007 model and I notice that it consumes too much fuel, please can you recommend a good Car diagnostic / auto technician that can check it and fix it for me?.
I'm presently in abuja.
Thanks
AutosRe: Please Recommend A Good Car Diagnostic / Auto Technician In Abuja? by slumcat(op): 7:18am On Dec 31, 2020
oshosegun27:
CC
Kingreign
Thanks, I'll quote him on another thread and ask him as well.
AutosPlease Recommend A Good Car Diagnostic / Auto Technician In Abuja? by slumcat(op): 7:00am On Dec 31, 2020
Hey guys I need a good car diagnostic /Auto technician in abuja. I need someone who is really good and doesn't charge too much.
My car shows check engine light and consumes too much fuel so I've been advised to do a car scan first then proceed from there.

I stay around Nyanya but I'm willing to go to any location to meet the car diagnostic / auto technician.

Thanks guys
AutosRe: Automobile Doctor: We Come To Your Location & Fix The Car Problem by slumcat(m): 6:23am On Dec 31, 2020
xristos:
What abt sensor issues...
Come to abuja
Hello bro, I see you reside in abuja.
My car (Nissan tiida '07 model) consumes too much petrol. Please can you recommend a good and inexpensive car diagnostic / auto technician in abuja for me?
I'd really appreciate it.

Thanks.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m):
Edited.
All sold to one buyer.
Thanks.
HealthRe: Man Brings His Generator For Child’s Treatment At UCTH - photos by slumcat(m):
Nigerians don't need a government at all.
Citizens pump their water
Citizens Generate their own electricity
Citizens Protect themselves.

Chai!!

PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole And His Wife, Iara Chilling In US After DSS Saga (Photo) by slumcat(m): 5:30pm On Nov 09, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy
What a brave midget. He's now fully ready to impeach Saraki as an expatriate or is it refugee they are calling it again?
Osho is smart unlike Buhari that will soon seek asylum in Daura next year.
Lol, please don't make me laugh.
TravelRe: Standoff Between Customs Officers And Trailer Drivers In Aba. Photos by slumcat(m): 5:28pm On Nov 09, 2018
When will Nigerians ever be organized. Anywhere we gather people spot something different. Smh
CrimeRe: Onome Emekeme 'Onome Pounds' Assassinated While Driving In Delta. Photos by slumcat(m):
gaby:
Hmmm...Judging by his Nicky, its easy to see he was a fast lane dude who enjoyed stealing in pounds sterling without breaking a sweat while his victims cry and suffer at the loss of all they had laboured for in life.

While this shouldn't come off as an attempt to gloat at your death so young, I'll keep sounding it loud and clear that reaping where one hasn't sown has terrible consequences. Forget about the troupe of girls that you'd attract plus the champagne popping, when the time is ripe you'd find your way back to ground zero if you are still alive.

My story is out there for all to read and learn from, how I garnered in the region of a million dollars and all frittered away the same way I had accumulated it.
What about my friend and colleague who had done 9 straight years in the slammer only to get out and died barely 3 months of regaining his freedom.

My dear people it pays not to earn by whatever dishonourable means be it yahoo yahoo, wire wire or whatever fancy names you might know the crimes by.

Lets learn and live right.

Bless up...

My story is in my siggy
Keep on telling tales.
NYSCRe: Getting A Job After Nysc: How Long Is Too Long? by slumcat(m):
gonkin:
Some people are definitely gonna die poor

I have seen many yahoo boys that sprayed money in clubs, buy mega expensive cars and even built houses at the end of it all they lack financial management knowledge and end up selling it all. They find it hard to earn money the clean way and when its all gone they start involving themselves in fetish acts and armed robbery cuz they are addicted to quick money. Some die. Some run mad. Some go to prison. Its karma.
No be today yahoo dey. I had friends too living large counting dollars and traveling to dubai earning 10k dollars/week, some even got robbed of 10 to 15 millions naira due to someone getting the western union details and they dont feel it cuz the money they get is too much. They all gave me space cuz their level and my own aint the same. They always dissed me that i know far more than they do in computers yet im wasting my knowledge.
I felt bad and sad. My parents raised me never to steal but put yourself in the position of the person you're stealing from

I see them now and i thank God for delivering me from temptation. Cuz nobody likes rise and fall. They fell hard and cant get up, instead they become thugs. The mad ones are cocaine addicts.

So if its yahoo u wanna do carry on I'm not stopping you but dont be dumb and think maga is gonna keep paying forever although its way safer than armed robbery or drugs.
What can I say, to each his own.
NYSCRe: Getting A Job After Nysc: How Long Is Too Long? by slumcat(m):
Chuksmonika:
your comment is so childish bro...yahoo is a No No...the way that the money comes big,is the same way,it will all Fade away in a twinkle of an eye when nemesis catches up with the person,No two ways about that....No one Mocks God!,always remember that!,no matter what you pass through in life,always hope,hold on to and pray to God....cause his Blessings maketh rich and adds no sorrow
There's a lot I would've loved to say but I have little time.
I've graduated and served several years ago.
The system doesn't work for the ordinary man in Nigeria.
That's why we come in drones to America.

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