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PoliticsRe: Kanu Nwankwo: Enugu Is Peaceful Because Ugwuanyi Is A Peaceful Leader by slumcat(m): 6:35am On Sep 22, 2022
Lol. Not true, Enugu has just always been relatively more peaceful than other eastern states.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Favored As Wike, 4 Other Govs  Pull Out Of PDP Presidential Campaign by slumcat(m): 1:53pm On Sep 21, 2022
ATLIEN2027:
Bola Hamed Tinubu is the next President of the federal Republic of Nigeria.

This is not based on feelings or sentiments, it's based on his abilities, antecedents, precedents and reality on ground.

The best thing that ever happens to Tinubu is Obi. I will expatiate on this after the election.

FamilyRe: Before & After Photos Of Habeeb Babatunde, Now Noni Salma A Transgendered. by slumcat(m): 12:35pm On Sep 21, 2022
kolarov93:
You sure say you self no be babatunde pro max?
Cause that ur ass looks like one
So you actually believe she is the one in her profile? Lol

PoliticsRe: CNN Interview: It’s Now Tinubu’s Turn By Etim Etim by slumcat(m): 10:26am On Sep 21, 2022
Haymoskeyto:
grin grin grin

Abeg o..


I need old inactive Fiverr buyer account.

2011 to 2016

Send me a message.

0.8.0.3.5.3.3.0.9 54
How much are you willing to offer?
RomanceRe: Men Stop Taking Random Girls To Your House by slumcat(m): 2:35am On Sep 21, 2022
femo86:
This has occurred to me before...gosh.. it was a bad experience ooo

She just went off...only God know where she went to smiley.poured cold water on her and she came back to life...

I turn to vigilante that night oo, couldn't sleep at all....As early as 5am, I had to drive her to park and waved goodbye grin smiley

Wetin I wan tell baba God
Wetin I wan tell my family grin grin
Say I fuccckkk person daughter, she come kpeme undecided

Ore-ofe fe fi ti e koba mi...chai I will never forget that day...

CrimeRe: Woman Assaults Police Officer In Lagos, Police PRO Reacts by slumcat(m): 8:08am On Sep 11, 2022
Them go carry this one learn boxing. Lol
HealthRe: Stunned Surgeon Removes 100-pound Tumor From Woman's Body (graphic Photos) by slumcat(m): 3:17pm On Sep 07, 2022
Na so we go remove APC from Nigeria next year.

CrimeRe: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by slumcat(m): 3:39am On Sep 06, 2022
Well, iceprince is actually right. Nigerian police cannot be trusted.
This is actually how they get to kidnap people and demand for ransom. If you fail to pay you'd likely be killed and your body dumped in a river somewhere.
Business$15 Canadian Amazon Gift Card For Sale At A Cheap Rate. by slumcat(op): 10:45am On Sep 03, 2022
Hi guys,

I have a $15 Canadian Amazon gift card for sale at a cheap price.

Quote me if you're interested. Thanks.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m): 6:33am On Sep 02, 2022
mesmer:
Yes sir...
Ok. All good.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m): 6:31am On Sep 02, 2022
mesmer:
Still Buying Bulk BTC, USDT and ETH massively wink wink

Skrill Funds Needed

Wise Funds needed

Neteller needed


Greendot funds Needed

Gobank funds Needed


One Vanilla / Vanilla needed high rate

Walmart Visa gift cards needed

iTunes cards (50 -100)

Google Play cards (50-500)

Nike cards ( 100 - 500s )

Apple cards at (500 -2000)

AMEX cards (200 - 500)

Sephora card (100-500)

Nordstrom cards (100 -500)

Steam cards needed

50s and 100s

Amazon Cards (U.S, Uk, Spain Germany. Any receipt/No receipt and Ecodes too)

eBay needed(100-500)



20, 150 and 200s needed

Note: Rate is subject to change... and don't send me a used cards, i will never pay for a used card

mesmer is the name
Hello mesmer, just to confirm. 1051
PoliticsRe: Text Of Peter Obi's Speech In Charlotte, North Carolina by slumcat(m): 2:08pm On Sep 01, 2022
I can see pat utomi is up there and having a good time.

Obi is definitely anointed and he is definitely getting good publicity.

I do not think that Obi will make much of a difference but I'll definitely choose him over all the other candidates.
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Wants To Finance My Wedding. by slumcat(m): 2:01pm On Sep 01, 2022
If your brother decides to finance your wedding you should see it as a goodwill gesture I guess.

There are so many people that'll kill to have the opportunity.

I sincerely hope your wedding goes as planned.
FamilyRe: Stop Having Sex In The Presence Of Your Kids — Lady Advises Nigerian Parents by slumcat(m): 12:39am On Sep 01, 2022
seunmind44:
to hustle and get two rooms no be the problem, na the volume of her ringtones be the problem, the thing dey dey too loud, because of the noise dem drive us comot for three houses and because of the noise I take get my landlord's wife wey say, she too wan shout like my wife. Na loud speaker dem dey call me, my wife and children for our area just because of her noise
Na confirm werey you be.

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m): 12:43pm On Aug 31, 2022
mesmer:
You can always come to my WhatsApp sir.


Number on my signature.
Ok I will.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m): 12:12pm On Aug 31, 2022
queendoreez:
Paypal FNF needed, clean funds only please.
Buying Skrill funds too..

All at good rates. I dey WhatsApp.
Hi Queendoreez, what is your rate for Amazon gift cards.

I get $20 - $50 Amazon gift cards often and I'm looking for a good trading partner.

Please let me know.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m): 11:58am On Aug 31, 2022
mesmer:
I am always online on Whatsapp sir.

Number on my signature.
Hello mesmer, what is your rate for Amazon gift cards?.

I get 4 - 6 Amazon gift cards ($20 - $50) every week.

Please let me know so we can trade.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m): 11:58am On Aug 31, 2022
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BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by slumcat(m): 11:57am On Aug 31, 2022
[quote author=mesmer post=116213860][/quote]Hello mesmer, what is your rate for Amazon gift cards?.

I get 4 - 6 Amazon gift cards ($20 - $50) every week.

Please let me know so we can trade.
HealthRe: Mummified Corpses: Edo Police Reveal Details Of Investigation by slumcat(m): 9:43pm On Aug 29, 2022
So Dead people in Nigeria now need 24 armed security for them to rest in peace.

Staying alive you go face danger, you die you still dey for danger.
Fela warned us but we didn't listen.

Chai!

CultureRe: The Mysterious Cave Of Ashes (Isarun) In Ondo State (Video, Pictures) by slumcat(m): 5:07pm On Jan 20, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see that this cave is a gateway between the spirit realm and the physical realm. I see many visit there to worship and appeal for power from the dark forces. I see some of our politicians there as well. I see that ondo state is blessed with physical and spiritual resources. This I have seen.
You dey ment.

CrimeRe: Roommate Of Man Accused Of Dating Lagos Teenager Stabbed To Death by slumcat(m): 5:38am On Jan 20, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
How can a 3 different hospitals reject a seriously Dying patient.

What kind of Bastard, Cursed Policy is that? sad sad
A survey done a few years ago stated that 85% of Nigerians have mental issues and I believe so too.
How can any sane person refuse to help a dying patient? Even in the US, gun wound victims are accepted and treated while the police is alerted.

We dey ment for this country.

CrimeRe: Woman Attacked While Jogging On The Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge (Graphic Photos) by slumcat(m): 5:32am On Jan 20, 2021
Baawaa:
Where are the security personnel,no where to be find

CrimeRe: Woman Attacked While Jogging On The Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge (Graphic Photos) by slumcat(m): 5:30am On Jan 20, 2021
lekki1444:
Bro he is correct, that woman is crazy. me myself ? to drive early in the morning when it is still dark, i shudder at the idea. i remember the NIMC official that i bribed to get my NIN card wanted me to meet him at 7am in ajah. meaning i had to start driving to get to him at 6am. bro when i looked outside at 6 am and it was still dark i just refuse to drive around in that early morning cover of darkness with all these predators hanging around. i waited till it got light at 6.45 before i attempted the journey. this is me in a car ooo and i am a guy. now this one is a woman and wants to be jogging by herself when it is still very dark in the morning. in fact dare i say she is crazy and mad
No be lie.

CrimeRe: Woman Attacked While Jogging On The Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge (Graphic Photos) by slumcat(m): 5:23am On Jan 20, 2021
Djsample:
Hi guys, I'm going to go straight to the point. I noticed hawks and crows have been following me everywhere I go. Most times the crows (those black birds with a ring of white around their neck) just land on a building close to the one I'm in. And watch me and sometimes calling in that voice. Most times when I face them and call out, they fly away.

First time I noticed this was like 2 months back, while I was praying in my compound. I saw two crows flying past, they spotted me and landed on the roof and since then I have been seeing them flying around. Then I noticed the hawks too. It's weird. Sometimes I'm annoyed by the way the crows call out. Other times I'm nonchalant about it. The hawks too, gliding above me, any building I enter.
Perching nearby. 2021 is something else o.
Someone should kindly explain this birds following of a thing. Thanks in advance
You don ment finish. Proceed to yabaleft make them give you injection for kolomental people.

CrimeRe: How David Ntekim-Rex Was Killed (2018 IBM Competition Winner) by slumcat(m): 8:30pm On Jan 18, 2021
extol1:
which country are you now
I'm not in Nigeria, I'm in Naija.

CrimeRe: How David Ntekim-Rex Was Killed (2018 IBM Competition Winner) by slumcat(m): 7:22pm On Jan 18, 2021
fkj950ax:
I am in support of whatever you do not to
Thanks for the encouragement.

CrimeRe: How David Ntekim-Rex Was Killed (2018 IBM Competition Winner) by slumcat(m): 7:14pm On Jan 18, 2021
I swear to God I cannot live in Nigeria.

RomanceRe: I’ve Been Unable To Move On After Breaking Up With My Ex For Cheating On Me by slumcat(m): 3:05pm On Jan 18, 2021
Money2000:
Hello NLers... Sometimes ago, I was in dilemma to leave my loyal and faithful girlfriend...
Guess what? I finally caught her cheating. She was double dating for 3 months (dating myself and one other guy).

I have dated this babe for 4 years, until I caught her cheating. I was so angry that I ended the relationship.
I am in a new relationship anyway, but I can’t seem to find the friendship I had with my ex.

I sometimes feel I go extra miles to impress this new girl (not like she bills me, but I caught her one time receiving money gift from a guy, whom she claims that they are just friends, and that she would stop talking to him) although she appreciates every little thing I do. She has also been supportive.

My ex apologized and beg me to reconcile things with her, but I thought I love this new babe more than her... so I told her to move on. After like 2 months, she has finally moved on oh.

The problem now is that, I am beginning to miss my ex so much, the friendship we had, the mind blowing s*x and some other experience we had together, how we have helped each other grow in life financially (my ex was with me when I was broke and had nothing) P.S: my new gf is kind of boring in bed, her pre-intimacy game and s*x is nothing compared to my ex (I prefer my ex)...

These days, any small thing, I am dreaming of my ex, seeing her in my dream, which makes me very happy... but when I wake up to reality, I become sad because it’s just a dream.

I have taken this my new gf to family, and I’ve also met her family too...

Now, I am in a dilemma if to go beg my ex for reconciliation because I miss her so much... I think I have actually not moved on...

I need your advice pls
Get sense.

FamilyRe: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by slumcat(m): 5:33am On Jan 18, 2021
soojar:
You have a wrong observation actually.

It's the other way round, most women actually become sex maniacs after marriage especially from age 30 upwards.

Your observation should have been that many married women start losing interest in sex with their partners after marriage, the reasons for that is a totally huge topic on its own.

If things are going well sexually between the 2 that's when all is well. If not, that's when the women steps out, can go marathon with the guy outside with different explorations but can hardly tolerate 5mins with the husband and start doing sex timetable for him.

Again, I repeat 85% of married women are sex machines
The most sensible comment so far.

Most married still love sex, but just not with their husbands. The reason for this is a whole topic on its own.
Are 95% of all the sugar mummies all over Abuja not 'happily' married?.

The same married women who complain of tiredness and stress can go for 3 hours non stop in bed when she mets up with a guy she likes. Ahahahaha.

Moreover, what percentage of married men are actually good in bed?. How many can really last in bed and satisfy their wives?.
Women get tired of the same boring 2 minutes missionary sex.

Infact married women are even better in bed than single ladies. But it's the other guy that brings out the freak in her, not the husband.

Funny world, really.

FamilyRe: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by slumcat(m): 5:13am On Jan 18, 2021
Hotbutt:
The reality is this.
For most women, their husbands become very Ugly and unattractive in their eyes.
The husbands sef would not help matters. Most of them will now develop one kind big "Beer" Belly all in the name of "Enjoying good life". They won't workout or go to do the gym.
They will now be as fat as what I can't say.
If I'm lying, look at your daddy and tell me how he looks.

Do u know what it means to keep seeing just one particular face everyday all the days of their liveshuh it's not easy. You will just get bored.

As for the Sex part, they are already exhausted and tired of the Sex sef. They can even stay one full year without craving for it especially when kids have started coming.

Everything just changes.

Assignment:
1) Look at your Daddy. Then ask your mummy when last she had good SEX with your Daddy.
You would be shocked at her response. I know what I'm saying.
Your head no correct. E be like say you no grow for Nigeria. No proper Nigerian brought up person can try that nonsense you wrote in the last paragraph.

CrimeRe: Lady Who Stole Iphone 12 Disgraced (Photos) by slumcat(m): 3:43am On Jan 18, 2021
Olatlaccon:
Lol...it's their format of scamming people with same sad story...one guy met me twice with the same story but didn't know he had met me and said the same story I just shook head comot... lying about dying Dad lol...

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