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My natural hair retouched, blow dried, hot combed and straighten, the front hair cut to fringe.

Isn't it lovely?

Kovic08:
Ah don dey fear technology than the witches in our village oo

"Our" Village?
You and who?

Let me ring Prof. Joy Eyisi, the youngest professor of English in Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka.
She will know it.

MTN promo ... E no reach me ...
Etisalat ... I no see ...
Airtel ... Still hoping ...
Glo nko ... No news yet.

I'm still waiting ...

So na person d do this man this kind thing.

Why not call the man to confirm.
Or still, ask our nairaland Yuzedo to call him. Dangote is his neighbour.

Is this suppose to be a beer parlour discussion or on air interview?
Can someone confirm this story cos i can't believe it's this big man that is talking like this.
Too bad ...

Ymodulus:
Well I will be forced to ask you what the definition of a good User Interface is?
1. Do you term a User Interface full with all unnecessary Javascript / jquery effects and heavy background images as good ?

The visitor should not wonder if that's the beat thing Nigeria can come up in terms of design, The most popular forums are ugly. Just name it. From

- American biggest forum(. I.e American version of Nairaland. reddit.com )?
-Ghanian Version (I.e Ghana bas(z)e. Com )?
- Most popular Mobile Forum (I.e Xda-developers.com) ?
- Middle east/ Arab (Araimehqu )? Can't recall actually spelling.

A Visitor that thinks that this is the best Nigeria can come up with is short sighted. Even in China, Japan most forums are ugly go check Baidu Forum ( Chinese version of Google. Most popular site in China is called Baidu, Her forum is called Baidu Forum. )




I still don't see how your point makes a difference. No offence. Also the idea of thumbnail in my opinion will make the site unnecessarily Bogus and too flashy. Also it will make the site slow.

Every thumbnail be it loaded on Nairaland's CDN (content delivery network) or on a Dropbox server or Windows Azure or Amazon Drive or Google Drive will still have an impact on the speed of accessing / viewing each thread on Nairaland.
Every thumbnail you see will be more than 5kb. Programmatically, every picture with a white background have a content of 1024bytes [ 1kg ] * 5 = 5kg. Then how much colorful background. This in one way or the other will impact on The cost of me viewing Nairaland. Call me a MISER or a Stingy Fellow but I must tell you I don't want to spend 1MB viewing to page of a thread on Nairaland. I can barely afford a N100 day meal not to talk of MB, so also the Majority on NL.




I understand your point here perfectly. But I have to say, an Utilitarian System of Justice (a system of Justice where the idea of something been good or bad is determined by the vote of the majority.). This is not justice, we no longer live in Rome and nairaland is not a gladiator arena. We are in the 21st century, where rules, laws and regulations are been made and people are expected to Break, twist or bend but not break them.

What am saying sir, is voting system is not the best as it can also be abused. Introduce such and we will see some FACTIONS arising, we will see THE PRO- PDP's on Nairaland going against the PROGRESSIVES like I, we will see a situation of blinded system of justice.

Let me not go further its bad. To introduce such type of Justice. I agree with you that some moderators have abused their powers.

Nairaland Rules and regulations are enough and OK. Its like a constitution.



Nooooooooooooo !!!! Don't do this its not right. Sir please you destroying beauty and chronological flow. Ooooooooooo you abuse Simplicity and its unending Joy.

Now bro, I understand what you mean but I havto say the Voting system is mostly used on Questions and Answers site like Qoura.com (biggest question and answer site ), or StackOverflow.com (one of the largest website in the world also questions and answer), Yahoo answers, Google groups.

This ranking system is based on Answers or Opinion that are nice and meaningfull appearing first before others.

Sir, Nairaland is no Question and answer site or does not share same idea as those sites. Also this ranking of comments and changing their position will disrupt coherence of several post. Imagine a User B replying to another User A and User B comment is liked 500times and so becomes first on page. If a visitor should visit that thread and sees user B comment as first he will be confused cause he never understands how the discussion started.

Its like jumping into a talk and you have no idea of what the talk is about. So for me this is a no. If Nairaland had been an Opinion / Question answer site I would have supported this.


Well this is great, As I see it been useful in the business sections, technology market, phone market , web market, programming market, fashion market and all kind of market place on Nairaland. It will help people identify fake buyers or sellers or dubious nairalanders.


But, you should know even at this there will still be Nairalanders who in need of bad reputation. Also sir I will like to know what logic, you will want seun to use in creating this Reputation Badge system idea.

Reason I ask is that all logic I think off have short comings

1. In Some websites, the older the User have registered the more his reputation. (Hmmm this means people like Marieolae who just registered September and have become famous on romance will be considered not famous)

2. Voting system, hmmm this can be abused but it's the most logical way.

3. I can't recall the Name but its the biggest forum for the Middle East. In that forum the more the number of Mentions the more popularity you get. (I think this is good. As I can't find a logical flaw with this yet).


Let me stop here, I will please like you to reply me on Point No 5.

Could this be our oga Seun?

derrick333:
31th of October is nt only observe in abroad,we v saint in Africa2 ,anibody can celebrate it,its nt mandatory,jus2add fun to celebrations

Story!
That's Americana culture.
We got so many African culture over here. How many have they promoted to add fun to them.
Follow Follow ...
Copy Copy ...

Liamm:
ahem! Bros, take am easy na. Haba

Chai!
I laugh so tey ... tears commot from my eyes ... Nairalanders ... Una no go kill person ...

StarBoard:
since your IQ is in maggi cubes, let me break it down to you.
when the article first came out the writer said 50s.
I quoted that part and the OP acknowledged the mistake.
If you could read or if you took the time to read through you would realize such.

Dont quote just because you are on NL and your fingers are itchy.
If you have got nothingvyo say,be quiet.

Kindly forgive them.
Don't be so hot tempered please.
You should have taken your time and patience to answer them so that they can acknowledge the error.

akinsadeez:
The article says he is the Founder abi. .

A founder discovers?
I think found and discover are two different things sha.
One can only discover what has already been in existence. For instance, the man that discovered the sea route to India and the founder of Nairaland. The sea route has been there and was just discovered but nairaland is entirely an innovation founded by Seun.
Though we do interchange the two words at times sha.

akinsadeez:
Wow. Just learning that he is the one who discovered android. Well he can be proud of his invention.

Android was actually discovered ?

Picture of the rainbow please.

Fortunately, i know almost all these places.

And i've been asking myself too.
How can a graduate of guidance and counselling from faculty of Education be working in an oil company and a graduate of mechanical engineering is in the classroom teaching maths and physics!
How can a zoologist be working in the bank and a banking and finance graduate is there in a private school teaching with peanut pay!
A barrister being a principal of a secondary school and an educationist graduate working in an office.
An so on ...
It was then i arrived at an answer.
Figure out the answer yourself dear Op.

This write up looks like a handwork of APC.
But i doubt if APC still exists in Aks.

Where are those nairalanders who use pictures to tell when one is bleaching and not.
Hope they'll confuse me that the first picture was when she had dark skin and the others when she bleached.

The girl tho ...

jumobi1:
In the video it sounds like he is saying they should make sure PDP does not lose Rivers State and Nigeria

My dear, i had to listen to it again and again.
Wike can't do such no matter what! I think you're right.
Cos he also said that their brother Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the sole candidate for PDP and that the people should make sure PDP does not **** Rivers state. Whether he said rule or lose, haven't heard very well.
But Wike can never support Amaechi no matter how worse it goes for him and Jonathan.

Get your freak on ...

Uceegal:
Wonders shall not end!

Sorry, which wonders abeg.
You're funny. Lol

Which one be my own kwa!

yuzedo:
[b]She's fine no doubt, but let the general public be informed that I, Chief J.J. Sweetus, Amuneke-uto 1 of the entire universe and Life-president of Banana Iceland Big Boys Association, CEO of the Eagle "Have" Landed Ventures (Motto: Egbe belu, Ugo belu, nke si ibe ya ebena, O'FŬCKING GWA YA EBE OGA EBE), and Grand Patron, Ikoyi Residents Association (Old Money Div. i.e. Falomo to Gerard perimeter, covering Glover Road, Oyinkan Abayomi, Bourdillon, some parts of Osborne, etc, NOT awolowo road side + dolphin estate obalende ) declare that my affair with Rita is suspended till further notice as I pursue my International Baby Boo, Taraji P. Henson, the only woman whom I am willing to give all my riches and glory, 18-inches plus more, and whom I shall marry and answer Chief Mr. Taraji P. Henson nee Yuzedo-Sweetus.

[size=18pt]Rita, IT IS OVER!!!!! [/size]

General Public and Light-skin babes association of Nigeria and diaspora, please take note. Tenk.

Signed:

Sweetus J.J. (Sir) aka Master Bates of Scotland and Wales[/b]

I GIVE UP!!!

Farewell to a great mother!
Rest in Peace . . .

eesy:
nso ke mbufo enam mi ke NL emi ndito yoruba eyoyogho?

nnama mkpo o.
Nyung nkod mbok mkpo ntipe yet comments.

briantex:
Inama Nkpoh

nkap mbak ke ekama the 2go star ecash okuk ke bank because mmese the video mma ke Youtube.

Mfana ibaha sha ... Tum ba ...

briantex:
[size=58pt] I was like lemme comment but ah said no,its of no use[/size]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a6Kna-xF5g

Da awo!
Ekama 2go star anam nso?

Andyblaze:
hehe bro sorry o. Think say u been know.
Thanks, na for yabaleft we record am sef

Is the song actually 52seconds or my phone had an error while downloading it.
It seems shorter.

Great news here.
May God continue to keep your home.
Welcome to your baby boy.