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CelebritiesRe: Bride Cuts Short Her Wedding To Report News! by slysinzu(m): 6:42am On Apr 25, 2013
Wich kind workaholic bride b dat? Anyway its gud
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Tonto Dikeh Crying by slysinzu(m): 6:39am On Apr 25, 2013
Cryin ke? Na lie joor.she just rub aboniki 4 eye just 2 drag u guys attention...like dis comment if u agree with me
CelebritiesRe: Photo: 25 Year Old DJ Shot Dead In Lagos by slysinzu(m): 6:35am On Apr 25, 2013
All dis lagos dwellers dey try o! Cum 2 ilorin and settle down,its peaceful here,even the climatic and ecological factors ar perfectly ok.I rep state of harmony....
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander Hanging Out With Tonto Dikeh by slysinzu(m): 6:31am On Apr 25, 2013
Guy u dey tap current o! Tontolet na my future wife ooooooo
PoliticsWhat Do You Think Is The Problem Of The Northerners? Check This Out by slysinzu(op): 4:32am On Apr 25, 2013
Seriously, The Northerners have got Upper Hand more than any Other Part of Nigeria, Yet they are complaining and lots of crises comes from the north and if you check dis out you will know they aren't lacking anything.

Check out this?
* Former president - North
* Vice President - North.
* Senate President - North.
* Speaker House of Reps - North.
* PDP National Chairman - North.
* Head of Service - North.
* INEC Chairman - North. * Inspector General of
Police - North.
* CBN Governor - North.
* Chief Justice of federation - North.
* President Court of Appeal - North.
* EFCC Chairman - North.
* President Federal high court - North.
* National Security Adviser - North.
* Chief of Defence Staff - North.
* Controller, Customs Service - North.
* Controller Prison Services - North.
* Richest man in Africa - North.
* 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria -
Northerners.
* 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria -
Northerners.
* 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
* Boko Haram - North. * Anti- Biafra -
Northerners.

Now ask yourself, What is the problem of the
Northerners?

#Matured Comments Only!!!!
EducationNUC Releases List Of Top 50university In Nigeria For 2013 by slysinzu(op): 1:16am On Apr 23, 2013
National University Commission, NUC released the list of the Top 50 University in Nigeria for 2013 so far and University of Ibadan, IU tops the list, they are followed by University of Lagos, Unilag and University of Benin, Uniben in second and third place respectively.

2013 TOP 50 University In Nigeria, NUC
1. University of Ibadan, IU
2. University of Lagos, Unilag
3. University of Benin, Uniben
4. Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU
5. Ahmadu Bello University, Abu
6. University of Ilorin, Unilorin
7. University of Jos, Unijos
8. University of Port Harcourt, Uniport
9. University of Maiduguri, Unimaid
10. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta,
11. Lagos State University, Lasu
12. Federal University of Technology, Futo
13. Covenant University, CU
14. University of Nigeria, UNN
15. Federal University of Technology, Futa
16. Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Unizik
17. Enugu State University of Science and
Technology, Esut
18. Pan African University
19. Ladoke Akintola University of Technology,
Lautech
20. Modibbo Adama University of Technology
21. African University of Science and Technology
22. University of Uyo, Uniuyo
23. Bayero University Kano, Buk
24. Ambrose Alli University, AAU
25. Redeemer’s University,
26. Babcock University
27. Federal University of Technology,
28. University of Calabar, Unical
29. Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,
30. Ajayi Crowther University
31. Bowen University
32. Rivers State University of Science and
Technology, Rsust
33. Lead City University
34. Crawford University
35. Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University, ATBU
36. Abia State University, Absu
37. Usmanu Danfodio University
38. Igbinedion University
39. Imo State University, Imsu
40. Niger Delta University
41. Bells University of Technology
42. Kwara State University
43. Nasarawa State University
44. Caleb University
45. Obong University Obong
46. Adekunle Ajasin University
47. Ekiti State University,
48. American University of Nigeria
49. Joseph Ayo Babalola University
50. Veritas University Abuja

Source: NUC
CultureWha Will You Do If Your Mother In-law Do This To Your Only Child?[pics] by slysinzu(op): 12:38am On Apr 23, 2013
You left home for Office leaving your Mother In- Law and your only Child at Home, Came back home tired to See your Child with Tribal Mark on his/her Face like this:
What will you do? #Candid Opinion Only!

CelebritiesFive Teenage Girls ‘convert’ To Islam For Justin Bieber Tickets by slysinzu(op): 11:43pm On Apr 22, 2013
Five teenage girls agreed to convert on the
promise they would receive tickets to see the
pop star – totally unaware they were being
duped for a spoof show.
The Anne-Kat Hærland comedy show saw the
girls remove their makeup, wear hijabs and
recite Islamic creed in Arabic.
Bishop Halvor Nordhaug, from the Norwegian
Lutheran Church, told Norwegian paper Dagen
he thought the stunt was “tragic”.
He said: “This is an example of an idea where
irony and lack of respect turns into something
tragic.
“I believe the contest is a foolish statement and
it shows a lack of respect for what faith means.”
The girls were also told to repeat what
translated to: “Justin Bieber is impure and
probably gay.”
The show’s presenter said: “We wanted to find
out how far Norwegian ‘Beliebers’ are willing to
go for tickets to one of Bieber’s concerts.”
Justin Bieber recently cancelled a concert in
Oman after Muslim leaders in the country
criticised the singer and deemed his moves "too sexy".
Bieber was in Norway earlier this month as part
of his world tour.

Source: The Sun
CelebritiesA Letter To Prof Chinua Achebe by slysinzu(op): 7:23am On Apr 08, 2013
Dear Achebe,
Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him that his
brothers and sisters are experiencing another Pogrom in Kano.
Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for
another war.
Tell Zik that those things that made him cross the ocean 50 times seeking for peace is looming again.
Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he granted is causing wahala.
Tell Tafewa Balewa that his scions are carrying weapons against Nigeria.
Obviously you will not see Abacha but if you see any one that will see him, tell him that
Almustapha is still in kirikiri prison and of course Alamesiyea has been released.
Tell MKO Abiola that another June 12 is looming and tell him that Nigeria's officials have extended to convicted criminals who are looting the nation dry. Don't be disappointed on Nigeria dear Achebe just that THINGS HAS FALLEN APART, NIGERIA IS NO LONGER AT EASE AND THE ARROW OF GOD IS NOW POINTING SERIOUSLY @ NIGERIA, BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE WITH NIGERIA, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE HAD A MAN OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU; INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY.
May ur soul rest in peace
Health70,000 Nigerian Children Acquire HIV Annually’ by slysinzu(op): 7:03am On Apr 07, 2013
Hiv is now leading other countries in
new infant HIV statistics, with about
70,000 children born annually
acquiring HIV/AIDS through mother-to-child
transmission,SUNDAY PUNCH has learnt.
The Chairman of the National (Presidential)
Prevention of Mother to Child Transmission of
HIV Task Team, Prof. Atiene Sagay, said this in an interview with our correspondent during a meeting of the group in Abuja.
Sagay said, “Between 50,000 and 70,000
children acquire HIV every year in Nigeria
starting from their mother and this is an
extremely damaging report because Nigeria is
now the leading country in terms of new infant
HIV every year and nearly one third of new
infections every year worldwide is occurring in
Nigeria.
“This is not something that we want to continue
and so we want to improve coverage of every
facility that is providing antenatal care. That is
what the group is working on with the Ministry
of Health and President Goodluck Jonathan is
bent on doing everything to make sure that this
does not happen again.”
Sagay added that the agency was determined to
ensure that babies don’t acquire HIV from their
mothers. Government has put in place means by
which this can be prevented,” he added.

Punch Nigeria
CelebritiesMandela Returns Home After Latest Hospital Stay by slysinzu(op): 6:56am On Apr 07, 2013
Former South
African
President
Nelson
Mandela was
discharged
from the
hospital
Saturday, the
country's
presidential
office said, "following a sustained and gradual
improvement in his general condition."
Mandela "will now receive home based high
care," the statement said.
The 94-year-old, who was South Africa's first
black president, was admitted to the hospital on
March 27. He has received treatment for a
recurring lung infection and pneumonia.
The governing African National Congress
welcomed the news.
"Let us continue to keep President Mandela and
his family in our prayers as he continues to
receive treatment from home," the party said in
a statement.
The presidential office did not specify whether
Mandela would return to his home in
Johannesburg or in his childhood village of
Qunu.
Each home is equipped with a mini clinic that
can provide 24-hour care as he continues his
recovery from this bout of pneumonia.
Mandela, a Nobel Peace Prize winner, has
become increasingly frail over the years and has
not appeared in public since South Africa hosted
the World Cup in 2010.
His history of lung problems dates back to when
he was a political prisoner on Robben Island
during apartheid. He contracted tuberculosis
during the 27 years he was imprisoned.
He underwent treatment for a lung infection and
had surgery to remove gallstones over the
Christmas holiday in 2012, one of his longest
hospital stays since his release from prison in
1990.
President Jacob Zuma "thanks the hard working
medical team and hospital staff for looking after
Madiba so efficiently," the statement from the
presidential office said.
"He also extended his gratitude to all South
Africans and friends of the Republic in Africa
and around the world for support."
Madiba is Mandela's clan name, and how he is
widely referred to in South Africa.
CNN

CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actresses Are Not Wayward -actress, Moji Olaiya by slysinzu(op): 2:51pm On Apr 06, 2013
This is moji olaiya

CelebritiesNollywood Actresses Are Not Wayward -actress, Moji Olaiya by slysinzu(op): 2:41pm On Apr 06, 2013
Moji Olaiya, actress anddaughter of highlife
legend, Sir Victor Olaiya, insists in a recent
interview that Nigerian actresses are not promiscuous. Let’s start with your film, Isese.

How did you come about the title? Isese is a film about tradition. It tells a story about our tradition, how we behave and how we can sustain our tradition. Many things are
happening, which are now eroding our culture and tradition. I believe we need to go back to our culture and let our children not believe that we don’t have tradition or culture.

It is alleged that actresses are fond of dating certain people simply because they
spent a lot of money on them? I don’t know what you mean by that. But for me,
I am not dating any of them. I can’t speak for
others. What gave you the impression that these people are dating any of us? You journalists are the ones who always write all these stories. The moment you see an actress with a man, you start writing those things that are not correct about the person.
Some of your colleagues are dating them.

Do you want me to mention their names?
Please don’t mention any name here. But I can tell you that in that aspect, I am a saint.
But do you agree that actors and actresses

sleep with each other on location?
It is possible. Sex is an adult game that requires both parties to agree. Since no one has ever complained of being raped, there should be no complaint about that. Other people in other professions also sleep with each other.

What about sexual harassment in the industry? I don’t know about that since I have not being sexually harassed before.

But that does not mean that actresses are
promiscuous? Actresses are not promiscuous. The only thing is that they don’t enjoy privacy like other professionals. What a banker or journalist will get away with, an actress will never escape if she does such. The problem we have is that we are celebrities; anything we do is always seen as
news.

Have you ever dated anyone in the industry? Dating someone in your profession is not supposed to be a new thing. Can you tell me that, as a journalist, you have never dated a colleague? Bankers date bankers and lawyers date within their profession. So, the question of dating a colleague of mine should not arise. But you have not answered my question. The answer I gave to you takes care of you question.

Who did you date? Did I tell you I dated anybody? Please don’t put
words in my mouth.

How is your relationship with your colleagues?
I have a very cordial relationship with my
colleagues.

But we learnt you are at loggerheads with
one of your female colleagues?
Who?
You tell me who you are having an issue
with?I am not having an issue with anybody. On what basis should I be having an issue with a colleague of mine?
Maybe because of a guy?
I don’t know where you got that story from. I’m
not having issues with anybody over a man.

How did you join the industry?
I actually joined the industry through Wale
Adenuga Productions. I went for an audition and
I was chosen to play the lead role. I can say it
was through him that I joined the industry.
What’s the title of the first film you
featured in?
The first film I acted in after Wale Adenuga’s No
Pain, No Gain was Sunmibare, produced by
Dimeji Ijaduade. I don’t even know how the deal
was made, because it was done by Wale Adenuga
himself. He was the one that bargained on my
behalf. He just called to tell me that he had a
job for me and I went for it.

How would you describe the experience?
It was beautiful. The one I did before that time
was a weekly drama. So, it was a wonderful
experience mixing with the who-is-who in the
movie industry.

What’s the worst experience you have had
on location?
It happened two years ago. I was robbed in a
hotel. I lost cash and important documents. I
just arrived from a foreign trip when the
incident happened. What made it so painful was
the fact that I was the only artiste that was
there. Other cast members had finished their
own parts and left.

Have you at any time regretted being an
actress?
I have not regretted being an actress and I will
never have any regret.
There have been many stories about your
marriage. Some say you have split from your
husband because you could not have a child.

What is the true story?
I have vowed that I am not going to speak on
that issue. When the time comes, I will say
something on it.
But people will continue with the damaging
rumour if you don’t talk about it now.
Let them continue with the rumour. I don’t care
whatever they say about me. I have developed a
thick skin .

So, are you still with your husband?
I have told you I will not answer that question.
When it is time, I will speak out. Can you ask
another question? I don’t want to entertain any
question concerning my marriage again. That is
more reason I put an embargo on press
interviews, but the fact that we are friends made
me grant you this interview.

What is your plan for this year?
I want to go to location again and come up with
a good film that my fans will be proud of. I also
want to achieve all my set goals this year.
A word to your fans…
I love them all; they should continue to support
me. I really appreciate them; they made me who
I am today. And I am not going to disappoint
them.
Source: PM News
PoliticsWill You Vote For BUHARI In The Forthcoming Election? by slysinzu(op): 3:46am On Apr 06, 2013
Mallam Buhari claim he still gat some Important
mission to carry out in Nigeria to make it a Good
Nation, He said he hope Nigerians give him the
chance to carry out his mission.
Will you Vote for Buhari in 2015?

Science/TechnologyIndian Students Invent ‘anti-rape’underwear To Prevent Women From Rapist by slysinzu(op): 6:57pm On Apr 04, 2013
The astronomical rape incidents in India, I am
not shocked this underwear is
coming out of India. Women must do whatever it takes to protect our
dignity as human, even if it involves shocking or
killing attackers. Yeah, that is how I feel as a
woman when it comes to rape. You try me, I will
kill you with my last breath.

The UK Sun Reports;
THREE engineering students have come up with
“anti-rape” underwear that gives an electric
shock to attackers AND alerts cops.
The trio designed a camisole underwired with a
technology that can deliver up to 82 electric
shocks.
The garment has pressure sensors sewn in
around the bust area that detect groping hands
and send out the shock – which has the strength
of a stun gun.
The product also sends a message to police as
well as to the family of the victim.
The undergarment – dubbed Society Harnessing
Equipment or SHE – was created by trainee
automobile engineers from Chennai, India after
the fatal gang rape of a 23-year-old
physiotherapy student on a New Delhi bus last
December.
Last month a Swiss woman was attacked in the
country and a British tourist told how she
jumped out of her hotel window fearing a man
was trying to molest her.
Co-inventor Manisha Mohan said: “A person
trying to molest a girl will get the shock of his
life the moment pressure sensors get activated.”
She explained that she and colleagues Niladri
Basu and Rimpi Tripathy decided to put the
wiring into the clothing after a survey showed
most women were first groped on their breasts.
The women are protected from the current by
polymer insulation in the bra. The makers are
currently fine-tuning the design – hoping the
garment will be on sale by the end of this month.
“Studying in a convent girls’ school, we were
always taught to be good to everyone around
and bear a cheerful smile.
“After stepping into the real, cruel world we
realised that our smile could not last for long as
the threat to our purity and integrity always
lingered on.
“Lawmakers take ages to come up with just laws
and even after that, women are unsafe. Hence,
we have initiated the idea of self-defence, which
protects the women from domestic, social and
workplace harassment.”

Source-The UK Sun
HealthEgg Yolks Almost As Dangerous As Smoking,reaserchers SAYS by slysinzu(op): 6:22pm On Apr 04, 2013
A researcher at Western University in London
surveyed more than 1,200 people and found egg
consumption accelerates atherosclerosis or
plaque build up on arteries.
A researcher at Western University in London
said he's found more evidence pointing to the
harmful effects of egg yolks.
He claims the cholesterol found in the yolk is
almost as dangerous as smoking.
Dr. David Spence says Canadians are being
duped by what he calls "propaganda" from the
egg industry.
His most recent study of more than 1,200 people
found egg consumption accelerates
atherosclerosis or plaque build up on arteries.
He said the culprit is the cholesterol found in the
yolk, which is 237 mgs in a jumbo egg.
"It's more than the cholesterol in a Hardee's
monster thick burger which is two-thirds of a
pound of beef, three slices of cheese and four
slices of bacon," said Spence.
Karen Harvey is the nutrition officer with Egg
Farmers of Canada and a registered dietitian.
She stands by the safety of eating egg yolks on a
daily basis.
"We have decades of clinical research
demonstrating no link between egg consumption
and an increased risk of heart disease," said
Harvey.
Spence says, he's looked at that research and
accuses the egg industry of being selective about
what it shares with the public.
"They're just like the tobacco industry," he said.
Canada's food guide lists two eggs as an
alternative serving to meat.
Spence said that would be well over anyone's
recommended daily intake of cholesterol.
RomanceSigns That You Love Your Partner Too Much by slysinzu(op): 6:07pm On Apr 04, 2013
You love someone so much more than
they love you, you set the stage for that person to reject you. It's like putting
pressure on someone to eat even though he or she is not hungry, and then resenting his or her inability to respond enthusiastically.
Here are some signs that you've crossed the line between "loving" to "loving too much"
.
1. You felt empty and unloved before you met
him or her, but now you feel even emptier and insecure.

2. You want to talk to him or her every few
hours/see him or her every few days but unlike
you, he or she is able to go for long periods of
time without talking to you or seeing you -- and it doesn't seem to bother him or her.

3. Your thoughts and feelings keep bouncing
from "he or she loves me so much" to "it's all
over, he/she is not going to call."

4. Much of your day is consumed thinking of this special person and developing strategies of what you'll say or do (and when) to make him/her see that you are meant for each other etc.

5. He or she seems extraordinarily independent and this is driving you nuts. He or she even makes you feel you could Be Intimate with someone else and it wouldn't matter.

6. One moment you find yourself unable to
refrain yourself from telling him or her that he or she is unfair, selfish, insensitive, unmotivated, unpolished, boorish, depressed etc. and the next moment you are professing your love and desire for a committed relationship.

7. You live for his or her love -- and in moments of insecurity you try to squeeze out some words or actions that reassure you that he or she loves you and is there to stay -- although deep inside you know that putting pressure on him or her is the worst thing to do.

8. You feel like you are getting mixed signals
from him or her (you probably are). One moment he or she is open and wants to be close and the next, his or her words and actions seem to say "I need my space' or "leave me alone".

9. You're are trying so badly to please him or
her, and do things to show him or her that you are deeply in love, and in the process losing your spontaneity and "in the moment" demeanor to the point that you are becoming increasingly "too serious' and "overly sensitive'.

10. You want to (and actually do) talk about the relationship more than he or she wants to. And many of your talks about the relationship leave you feeling more insecure, unlovable and second-rate.

11. There is another man or woman in the
picture -- and your man or woman can't seem to get him or herself to end the relationship with that other man or woman. You can see that he or she is genuinely conflicted because he or she loves the other person too -- or more!

12. Your assessment of where the relationship is at is different from his or hers -- and when you point this out, he or she says you are making him or her feel pressured for something he or she can't give or isn't ready for.

13. His or her life -- professional and social --
seems so full that there is not much room for
you. Try as you do to get in, you always feel like the "outsider" and he or she is not doing much to include you.

14. The last time you tried to back away a little to gain more perspective on the relationship, you couldn't even pull that one through. You got so scared that a little distance might end the relationship completely.

15. You Be Intimate with him or her because you think that that's what he or she wants, You hope and pray that the closeness of sex will bring the two of closer to each other -- but it only makes you feel used.

16. You are constantly rationalizing the
negatives and straining to believe him or her,
even when what he or she is saying defies simple common sense.

17. You are obsessed with trying to interpret,
understand and clarify his or her every word
and action. You are constantly searching for
internet articles, asking friends and even
strangers what they think -- does he or she love me or not?

18. He or she is in total control his or her
feelings and of the relationship. You are the
powerless clinger.

19. Your anxiety is on the high end -- you are
really afraid that this relationship might end
(and expecting it to) anytime really soon.

20. There is a part of you that just wants to end it all -- actually wants him or her to leave so that you can regain your lost power (feel normal again), yet you are frightened of that prospect too. Loving too much is a relationship-killer! Loving somebody so much more than they love you is the reason why many relationships end suddenly, abruptly and pain. You are left feeling shocked, betrayed and deeply hurt. Interestingly, most men and women end the relationship with you, not because they no longer love you but because your compulsive "too much loving" is often experienced by the other person as engulfment, pressure and control -- IT IS.
And it's a big turn off!
RomanceMEN: How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Lying by slysinzu(op): 5:48pm On Apr 04, 2013
have any doubt about your lady’s honesty,
these five indicators are the ones to look out for. Women don't cheat if they're in a happy
relationship - faithfulness is almost hardwired
into the female condition.But there is an
exception. According to the Kinsey Institute,
26% of married women cheat, or have had extra-marital sex once before their 40th birthday. If you're questioning her loyalty, here's what to look for.

1. She says your boep is really cute
Take it from science, she doesn’t mean it. Adopt the following simple test: look into her eyes as she speaks. If she hardly blinks while talking,then flutters her eyelashes when she stops, she just lied to you. See? Shape up man.

2. She’s not interested in her birthday
Anniversaries of any kind are like Cup Finals to most women. But significant decade or half-decade birthdays can trigger dangerous levels of navel-gazing, or worse, wandering minds. At times like these, “she’ll think deeply about her love life, and if it’s not going the way she planned, she might jump at the chance to redress the balance with an affair”. There are two nights when every woman wants a man in her bed: her birthday and New Year’s Eve. Leave her solo and you’re giving her permission to cheat.

3. She’s been promoted but plays it down
“Women like to have projects and goals. So
when she reaches a milestone in her career,
she’s likely to think: now what?” What’s more,
women with fat salaries are more likely to stray. A University of Washington study found that those who earned upwards of R500 000 per annum were twice as likely to cheat. Make a big deal of your other half’s achievements: she wants to feel as highly valued by you as her employers.

4. She’s moved in with you. And it’s fine.
Fine is not good. Fine is too comfortable. Fine
means an affair could be on the horizon. Fine is bad. Hell, it doesn’t matter if moving in was her idea: the goalposts have shifted. As soon as you become the wallpaper in her life, other men – at work, at the gym – become more exotic. Make it clear that co-habiting is a starting point rather than a final destination. And make sure you treat
nights in as you might have done date nights
previously. Silent episodes in front of the TV
could result in her “interpreting this as you
thinking she’s boring”.

5. She thinks you cheated first
If she suspects you’ve played away, it’s natural for her own self-control to be weakened. The key to keeping her close is to confess when you’ve done wrong. Research shows that 86% of couples who discuss one partner’s affair were still together once they’d talked it over. If you can’t be good, be honest. And remember: women excel at revenge.
Foreign AffairsRe: DSTV Accidentally Airs Mandela's Obituary by slysinzu(m): 4:24pm On Apr 03, 2013
Mandela my nigga,he can't die nw.we both agreed 2 spend 5thousand years on earth..
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Sax Proposes To Sholatayo (Pictures) by slysinzu(m): 4:16pm On Apr 03, 2013
Eyah dis guy later snatch dis babe 4rm me.I swear I no go gree o!abeg where ar my boi, Insobu sobu eyin ba eyin!!!
Literature/Writing AdsFunny Facts About Nigerians... by slysinzu(op): 8:29am On Apr 03, 2013
1. Nigeria has d highest number of musicians in
d world
2. China's best market is nigeria
3. The cost of living in abuja is more dan that of
london
4. NIGERIA IS THE ONLY country where
everybody looks forward to hearing the first lady
speak.
5. An ibo man husles 4rm jan 2 to dec 24 only to
spend it all on xmas nd new yr.
6. 9ja is d most corrupt country dats y we can
not be allowed to officiate in any international
competitn because we can sell d match.
7. The most spoken phrase in 9ja is "how far"
8. Nja has d highest no of police officers in
africa.
9. Nigeria is d best country to live in.
ADD URS
CultureCan You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid??? by slysinzu(op): 7:54am On Apr 03, 2013
I have seen many faces, black, yellow, cream,
etc. But a type of face that stands out is the one
with tribal marks .
Tribal marks are peculiar to most tribes in naija.
It was known to serve two purposes -
identification and beatification.
These days i see people mock anyone with tribal
marks. Calling them 'fight lion', 'tiger claws' ,
etc.
All i want to know is if there's anyone out there
that will allow his/her kid to have a mark on the
face.
I will love to read the opinion of people with
tribal marks too.
Nairaland General14-year-old Girl Predicted Her Death On Facebook Minutes Before She Was Killed by slysinzu(op): 8:05am On Mar 21, 2013
A terrified teenage girl predicted her own death on Facebook just minutes before she lost her life at the hands of a drunken driver, a court heard today.

Kayleigh Lawrie, 14, pleaded to be allowed to get out of the car being driven by her father's friend because she was so scared by his ‘Formula One’ style driving.

Kayleigh, who had already posted a message on Facebook saying ‘I think I’m going to die’, was told by her father Scott Lawrie not to be so stupid.

Moments later the driver Steven Hayter - who was twice over the drink-drive limit - lost control of his Renault Clio on a country road near Kayleigh’s home in Willoughby, Lincolnshire.

He was attempting to retrieve a cigarette he had dropped in the foot well.

The car skewed across the road into a ditch and then flew 60ft through the air before crashing down. Kayleigh, who was on the back seat, died instantly. A 13-year-old boy in the car suffered a fractured skull and facial injuries.

Lincoln Crown Court was told that Hayter had been on a seven-hour drinking session the previous night and then after a few hours sleep drank wine before setting out on his journey to visit a bank in the resort of Skegness.

Andrew Scott, prosecuting, said that on the night before Hayter drank four pints of lager in his village local before driving to the nearby town of Alford where he had another four pints and several double vodkas and coke.

Then, during the early hours he had a large glass of wine before downing a second large glass half an hour before setting off with Scott Lawrie, 37, and the two teenagers.

Hayter twice almost went off the road within minutes of setting off and then forced an oncoming pick-up onto the verge when he took a bend on the wrong side of the road.

Mr Scott said ‘At Alford the car stopped. The teenagers remained inside. Kayleigh posted a message on her Facebook page saying ‘I think I’m going to die. xx. luv you all’.

‘Kayleigh told him (Hayter) at the time she posted the message because she was scared.’

Hayter then called at a filling station and clipped the central pump island before reversing back and almost hitting another vehicle. He tried to fill up with diesel instead of petrol.

Mr Scott said ‘While the defendant paid for his petrol the boy and Kayleigh told Scott Lawrie they wanted to get out of the car because they were so frightened. Scott Lawrie told them not to be so stupid.

‘The defendant returned to his car. When he drove away from the petrol station he accelerated away at a speed so great that his wheels span.’

‘He started driving like a Formula One driver cutting up all the corners. The 13-year-old boy’s attention was focused on the speedometer which he read as 65 mph. As the vehicle reached the ditch there were screams and then the impact.’

Hayter himself suffered injuries and was taken to hospital. Tests taken more than four hours after the collision showed he was almost twice over the limit with a reading of 147 mgs of alcohol per 100 mls of blood.

Hayter, a professional HGV driver, of Grimsby, Lincolnshire, admitted causing death by careless driving while over the limit. He was jailed for six years and disqualified from driving for two years.

Recorder Timothy Spencer QC told him ‘Kayleigh lost her life because of your appalling driving. This was a wholly avoidable and wholly unnecessary tragedy.

‘The only explanation for what happened must be drink. Your alcohol level must have been extremely high indeed. I am not convinced about the necessity for the journey at all.

‘Chillingly Kayleigh realised just how bad your driving was and before you left the petrol station had already sent a Facebook message which foretold of the tragedy to come.'

David Eager, defending, said Hayter had been left full of remorse.

‘He accepts he was solely responsible for Kayleigh’s death. That will lie heavily on his conscience for the rest of his life.’

Kayleigh’s mother Charlotte Buxton, in a tribute to her daughter, said ‘Kayleigh was a bright, happy, bubbly and loving 14-year-old, who lived life to the full. She loved animals, which included her rag doll cat, Sapphire, and her dog, Luna.

‘Kayleigh was strong-willed and knew what she wanted out of life. Kayleigh loved fashion and wasn’t afraid to experiment with her looks, although it often got her into trouble with school. She was good at French and loved cooking, especially cup cakes.

‘Kayleigh will be missed and loved always by all who knew her.

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PoliticsRe: U.S. Excludes Nigeria From Africa’s Democracy Summit by slysinzu(m): 9:10am On Mar 20, 2013
By god grace nigeria will soon surpass US,say a big amen by liking dis comment
CultureHow Do You Say I Love You In Your Dialect? by slysinzu(op): 9:07am On Mar 20, 2013
Am a nupe by tribe,we call love "CHINCHIN" and when you want to say I love you,you will say "min de chinchin wey" be proud of your dialect and tell us yours...
RomanceHow Long Will You Date A Lady Before You Expect Sex From Her by slysinzu(op): 8:33am On Mar 20, 2013
How long would you to date a lady before
you expect sex from her?
1. A few days
2. A week
3. A month
4. Three months
5. Other (specify)
RomanceRe: Getting A YES After A NO. by slysinzu(m): 11:40am On Mar 19, 2013
You beta start dating the 3 of them,na 1ns in a life tym opportunity o!!!infact u fit introduce 1 of them 2me(wink)
RomanceWhere Do You Prefer Your Woman Or Man To B Perfect??? by slysinzu(op): 11:20am On Mar 19, 2013
Ladies-Where do you prefer your man
to be perfect; in bed or his bank account?
Remember, you can only pick one!


Guys-Where do you prefer your lady to be perfect;
in bed or in the kitchen? You can only pick one oh. Oya, let's hear you guys...
Christianity EtcRe: Church Offers Prayer Space For Muslim Community by slysinzu(m): 11:08am On Mar 19, 2013
Islam is a religion of peace,u can see that saudi arabia is very peaceful or have you seen them in any war or violence? I wonder why dose terrorist call dem selfs soldiers of allah....
Celebrities“EME Is Still My Family”:the New Y! Magazine Speaks Exclusively To Wizkid by slysinzu(op): 10:30am On Mar 19, 2013
The March 2013 issue of Y! magazine is out!
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“As this magazine went to print, the
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