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It is important to know the dos and don’ts when it comes to vaginal care in order to prevent infection, odour and irritation. 1. WASH D VAGINA @ LEAST TWICE DAILY: If you work out, sweat excessively, or are involved in some other sweat-inducing activity, then wash after each activity. Make sure you change your undergarments at least daily and wash them in hot water to kill any stubborn bacteria. This will help to get rid of sweat and bacteria may have been trapped, leaving you feeling and smelling better. 2. DO NOT DOUCHE: Don’t use antiseptic soaps or body scrubs to wash your vagina. These products make the vagina unfavourable for good bacteria and impact on vagina health causing candida super- infection (the one popularly called “toilet infection”). 3. ALWAYS EAT PLAIN:, Unflavoured yogurt regularly or take probiotics. These have live active bacteria that contribute to the healthy ecological balance of the vagina. 4. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR VAGINA DRY: Except you are having sexual intercourse. Keeping moisture and sweat down there is a recipe for bad odour and poor vagina health. You can know your ovulation day; your safe period (when to have sex and not conceive), and also your fertile period every month with your phone 5. ALWAYS CHANGE YOUR TAMPONS OR PADS REGULARLY IF YOU USE THEM DURING YOUR PERIODS: The longer they stay, the faster the bacteria on them will breed, causing potential infections. You shall also avoid pads or tampons with deodorants, sprays or other chemicals. CAUTION TO ALL BH FEMALE GENDER: From a medical perspective, it is quite annoying and shocking to see the sentiments expressed by some women over their vagina’s. It explains why Zambia has one of the highest rate of cervical cancer in the world. Even a grade 10 child can tell some of these things. Please if you have ears, LISTEN: 1. DO NOT DOUCH: that means do not clean your vagina by inserting your fingers or soap or anything else. THE VAGINA IS SELF CLEANING, IT DOES NOT NEED YOUR HELP, LEAVE IT ALONE. Douching can change the acidity and bacterial makeup of the vagina, causing infections, which may spread to the uterus, fallopian tubes, and ovaries. It has been associated with bacterial vaginosis, yeast infections, pelvic inflammatory disease, and adverse events in pregnancy. Ladies, there’s no need to douche or apply products internally. You can keep your vagina healthy by simply washing of the vulva (outside) with water during your daily shower or bath. Even if you had sex, or just finished your pees, there is NO need to wash inside, you are damaging yourself. 2. DO NOT USE MADURA STICK OR TUMABWE OR HERBS TO TIGHTEN YOUR VAGINA: Your vagina is a muscle, no amount of sticks or stones or herbs will tighten it. The best you can do to a muscle to work it, please try kegel exercise. You can do this exercise anywhere at any time. Do you know why you think your vagina is tighter after using the sticks or herbs etc? It is because they suck out the moisture from inside and make your vagina to swell, therefore becoming smaller and you think you are tight. You are not, you are simply swollen and having sex while swollen will increase your chances of bruising, infection and other health consequences. STOP INSERTING THINGS IN YOUR VAGINA, LEAVE IT ALONE. Also stop putting vinegar or ice cubes in your vagina. 3. STOP ABUSING FLAGYL TO MAKE YOUR BODY BECOME WARM; Flagyl is an antibiotic, which should only be used when prescribed by a doctor. Abusing it will only make you resistant to it and by the time you are really sick and need it, it will be useless. You are making yourself vulnerable to infections. STOP IT. 4. NO MAN IS WORTH DYING FOR JUST TO PLEASE HIM: Please if you have time take a walk to the cancer ward at UTH, after that visit trust me you will not come here asking for Madura sticks or what to put in your vagina. No man is worth putting your life at risk for. DO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU DIE OF CANCER, WHILE THEY ARE BURYING YOU, HE WILL BE TEXTING HIS GIRLFRIEND THAT, I WILL BE THERE IN 30 MINUTES WE ARE JUST BODY VIEWING!!!! STOP RISKING YOUR LIVES TO PLEASE MEN I REST MY CASE, if you have ears listen. Forward this to every Woman that you care About! By Health Officer Smart. |
Boko Haram militants have reportedly killed at least 70 people in an attack on the Cameroonian town of Fotokol, on the border with Nigeria. The Islamist militants attacked civilians in their homes and in the town's mosque, local officials said, setting many buildings on fire. The attack comes a day after a regional force said it had driven the militants from a Nigerian town near Fotokol. The Boko Haram insurgency has left thousands dead over the last six years. More than a million people have also been displaced by the militants, who now control a large stretch of land in north-eastern Nigeria. Chadian offensive Residents of Fotokol interviewed by the AFP news agency said the militants had killed many people by slitting their throats. "Boko Haram inflicted so much damage here this morning," Umar Babakalli, a resident of Fotokol, told the agency by telephone. "They have killed dozens of people." The town's main mosque is said to have been torched. The militants were eventually driven back by Cameroonian troops, backed by Chadian forces who had been deployed as part of a regional force in the nearby Nigerian town of Gamboru. On Tuesday, the Chadian army said it had killed more than 200 militants in the battle to recapture Gamboru. However, it added that some of the militants had escaped its offensive. Chadian troops have entered Nigeria and Cameroon to join the fight against Boko Haram, following widespread criticism of the Nigerian army's failure to curb the insurgency. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-31141097 |
"Great people of Okrika. This is my husband JUNIOR brother, a former Minister of Education. I have TASTED him and he is good... Nyesom Wike is your INCUMBENT INCOMING Governor!
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1. Where are the chibok girls? 2. immigration employment scam(minister still in office till now) 3. police pension fund(maina walking freely) 4. Missing $20billion dollars(GEJ says America will know) 5. $9billion arm deal(if trully for arm why not involve CBN) 6. bomb blast(no perpetrator has being brought to book empty promises) 7. petroleum pump price(if yaradua can reduce the price why did Gej increase it? where is the refineries he promise to resusciate, where are the new once, what about farouk lawan/otedola subsidy scam) 8. oil subsidy probe report(why no implementation) . 9. Estimated Nepa Bill(why pay for electricity you neva used yet still spend money on petrol, diesel and ur generator maintainance?) 10. ASUU,ASUP AND COESU strike for 10months (you should have graduate last year). 11. Doctors incessant strike and mass sack(yet they all fly to western countries for adequate medical attention) 12. Kerosine subsidy 13. stella oduah's aviation scam 14. petroleum minister's #10billion jet scam 15. how many has EFCC prosecuted since Gej tenure(organise d and institutionaliz e corruption, we now have an industry called corruption) 16. where are the reports and implementation of the many committees GEJ has formed in the past e.g Ribadu committee report. Feb 14: The decision lies in your hand either for CHANGE or CONTINUITY Vote Wisely! |
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haywire1:haywire which side u dey for ikire now?I dey ikire since On tuesday to celebrate with my mum...Aregbe try no be small for dis area o. |
PRAYER POINT FoR GUYS ONLY.. (1) My father my Father! Anywhere any girl is planning to use me as a MUGU, God destroy her plans! (2) Oh God! Any girl that is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Burn them (3) Any girl that has vowed that she would never date me, God make her to see me taking her 4 shopping in her dream.! (4) Any girl that has slept with 5 different men including me and wants to tie me down with pregnancy that is not mine, God make her forget my name! (5) Any girl that am dating and calls me only to tell me her BIS have expired.. Oh Lord.. Divert her calls to "Boko~Haram"... IN JESUS NAME AMEN.... HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYZ... |
*Must all political parties present a northerner as their presidential candidate as the only panacea to insurgency in Nigeria? *Must APC bench their party acclaimed best candidate as a spare tyre (vice)only to project a northerner who promised to end insurgency in the north? A conspiracy by the north, making fool of Nigeria I reiterate that boko haram was designed to destabilize any government that does not favor the northern interest. Just like the south south did with a humane method to achieve their present status in the government of today. The agitation and position of the militant forces in south south was well understood as they largely contribute to what we allude as almighty NATIONAL CAKE (oil well) while the northern millitant terror wing remained the opposite. Vandalization of oil pipe lines was very fundamental to achieve this goal unlike the Northern terror forces that delights theirselves in mass killing, adoption and destruction. When ihejirika was the chief of army staff, boko haram was confined in sambisa forest, all mobile communication networks in the north east was switched off hence boko haram was decisively dealt with, there was no local government of what soever that is under the siege of boko haram, which provoked a powerful delegation of northern elders to GEJ demanding the immediate resignation or urgent retirement of general Ihejirika, on a very destructive 1"count charge against his primary assignment in the north east ...that he was sent to revenge the Nigeria/Biafra war" General Buhari proposed amnesty for the terror group. Unfortunately and regrettably to Mr.president and good Nigerians especially those that earn their living in the north, General ihejirika was retired to that effect and there was jubilation among the northern elites. The aftermath of Ihejirika was the choice replacement of the northern elites on who will fit in as the chief of army staff and eventually they had their slot, three months later boko haram went on a rampage in all nook and cranny including FCT, ambushing and slaughtering civilians/ Nigeria soldiers, tanks and sophisticated weapons, local govt, towns and villages were indiscriminatel y captured from Nigeria army by this terror group that was previously confined in sambisa forest by Ihejirika. However, to a very great extent the successful effort and a calculated attempt by the North to create ungovernable state for GEJ has made many Nigerians to quote the late Ojukwu, that "President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is the best President Nigeria never had in the last 4years. We hereby urge the northern elites to extinguish the wild fire deliberately set against Nigerians for a cheap political point, as the innocent blood shed will continue to hunt the sponsors and their generations....Happy new year in advance. |
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Vote buhari...Vote change.
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Allahu-akbar! 1000 virgins awaiting them in the hell...Bunch of domestic animals! Operation kill 'em all activated...Awon oloriburuku omo eranko! |
Like father like son...Weda no be fela born femi sef? |
Islamist militants from Nigeria's Boko Haram have reportedly killed 48 people in an attack on fish sellers near the border with Chad. A fish traders' group said some victims had their throats slit whilst others were tied up and drowned in Lake Chad. The attack took place on Thursday, but the news took several days to come to light because Boko Haram has destroyed mobile phone masts in the area. It was the second major attack in two days by Boko Haram. In Thursday's attack, the traders were on their way to Chad to buy fish when militants blocked their path near the village of Doron Baga, some 180km (112 miles) north of Maiduguri in Borno state. Abubakar Gamandi, the head of the fish sellers' association, said the militants had used no guns. "The attackers killed their victims silently without the use of the gun to avoid attracting attention from the multi-national troops," he told AFP news agency. Troops from Nigeria, Chad and Niger have been deployed to the area and have a base at Doron Baga, but the military task force has had little impact, says the BBC's Will Ross in Lagos. On Wednesday, Boko Haram gunmen attacked the village of Azaya Kura, also in Borno state, killing at least 45 people. In this attack too, victims' hands were tied behind their backs and their throats were slit. The attack was apparently aimed at punishing the community after four insurgents were pointed out to soldiers and were shot dead. Boko Haram has been waging an insurgency in Nigeria since 2009. It has stepped up attacks against civilian targets since the Nigerian military launched an offensive against the group last year... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-30167886
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1. That slim women (popularly called Lepa) have tight vagina and can't accommodate big penis----- Na lie o. A lot of them have it deep and wide cos there's no cluster of flesh around that zone. 2. That chubby women (Orobo) have wide vagina and can accommodate big penis---- Na fabu o. A lot of them can't even take average 5-6inches. Many have cluster of flesh around that zone that has taken up space meant for penis. 3. That women with curves, looking physically sexy are hot in bed----- Big Lie - that's just physical attributes that most of them don't even know how to use. They are usually lazy, boring and unadventurous in bed. Only that bad-sharp guys have "things" to play around with. 4. That Women want multiple orgasms-- Bloody Lie ----A lot of women just want ONE orgasm. A single orgasm is enough to make a woman push a man off her or sleep off. It takes a lot of time to understand a woman’s body and what she really wants on both partners’ account. 5. That Muscular Men are Hot in bed---- Bullshit Lie--- 1st of all, most of them, especially those that went thru gym to have muscles have small and weak penis. The rigorous gyming makes their pens shrink, loosing penis muscles. 6. That Slim men (lege-lege) are lazy in bed.-- Nonsense Lie-- some women will say. "Lege-lege like you, you just break by the time I finish with you"-- truth is, most slim and average built men are vagina bombers, cos they are fit and energetic. They don't have cluster of flesh or expanded muscles that hinder maximum performances. Slim/average built men have ability to last longer. 3 rounds up, within a shorter period.What do you think nairalanders?Am i right or wrong?Culled from my facebook wall... |
From reliable such....Lotto machine has been hacked tonight by group of hackers in lagos state. |
Mr. shekau released another video recently, I have gone through his speech and his claims are not only anti Islam but also very ridiculous for someone who claims to know d Quran. The following are his claims..... CLAIM 1:- "“We have not made ceasefire with anyone… We did not negotiate with anyone… It’s a lie. It’s a lie. We will not negotiate. “What is our business with negotiation? Allah said we should not negotiate,” (SHEKAU) RESPONSE:- ALLAH SAYS: ": If they propose peace to you, accept it and trust in God. God is All-hearing and All-knowing” (Q 8:61) CLAIM 2:- "The kidnapped girls, we have forced them to change to Islam, and they've leant 2 chapters of Quran already". (SHEKAU) RESPONSE:- “Let there be no compulsion in religion...” (Q 2:256) CLAIM 3:- "Which girls are they talking about, the chibok girls; I told you I have married them off, and they have settled in their matrimonial home” (SHEKAU) RESPONSE:- "Do not inherit women against their will" (Qur’an 4:19) CLAIM 4:- "our war is still on cause" what is d war....the war to make everyone Muslim” RESPONSE:- “If it had been your Lord's will, all of the people on Earth would have believed [in one religion] …” (Q10:99 may Allah destroy the enemies of our peaceful deen Say Ameen.... SHEIK SALAM |
As further proof that you can now 3D-print anything, a company called Natural Machines has introduced a 3D printer for food. The "Foodini," as it's called, isn't too different from a regular 3D printer, but instead of printing with plastics, it deploys edible ingredients squeezed out of stainless steel capsules: "It's the same technology," says Lynette Kucsma, co-founder of Natural Machines, "but with plastics there's just one melting point, whereas with food it's different temperatures, consistencies and textures. Also, gravity works a little bit against us, as food doesn't hold the shape as well as plastic." At the Web Summit technology conference in Dublin, the Barcelona-based startup is showing off the machine, which it says is the only one of its kind capable of printing a wide range of dishes, from sweet to savoury. "In essence, this is a mini food manufacturing plant shrunk down to the size of an oven," Kucsma said, pointing out that at least in the initial stage the printer will be targeted mostly at professional kitchen users, with a consumer version to follow, at a projected retail price of around $1,000. In principle, the Foodini sounds like the ultimate laziness aid: press a button to print your ravioli. But Natural Machines is quick to point out that it's designed to take care only of the difficult and time- consuming parts of food preparation that discourage people from cooking at home, and that it promotes healthy eating by requiring fresh ingredients prepared before printing. Nevertheless, the company is working with major food manufacturers to create pre-packaged plastic capsules that can just be loaded into the machine to make food, even though they assure these will be free of preservatives, with a shelf life limited to five days. Read: Creepy toy lets babies post on Facebook The printing process is slow, but faster than regular 3D printing. Other than being capable of creating complex designs, such as very detailed cake decorations or food arranged in unusual shapes, the Foodini can be useful for recipes that require precision and dexterity, like homemade pizza or filled pasta. Currently, the device only prints the food, which must be then cooked as usual. But a future model will also cook the preparation and produce it ready to eat. The idea also comes with a social element too. "There's a touchscreen on the front that connects to a recipe site in the cloud, so it's an internet-of-things, connected kitchen appliance," said Kucsma. Users will also be able to control the device remotely using a smartphone, and share their recipes with the community... http://cnnmobile.com/primary/fullarticle?articleId=urn:newsml:CNN.com:20141106:foodini-machine-print-food
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What they will not tell you 1.VIOLENCE/ TERRORISM What They Tell You: They tell you that General Buhari is a very violent man, that he promised to make Nigeria ungovernable and APC is a muslim brotherhood party. What They Won't Tell You: They won't tell you that Alhaji Lawal Kaita, the man that vowed to make Nigeria ungovernable in 2011 was/is a PDP Chieftain and BoT Member. They won't tell you that these BH indicted people are in their party, PDP: Senator Zanna: BH Terrorist was arrested in his house in 2012. The terrorist was/ is nephew. SenatorSheriff: He's the alleged founder of BH, and appointed Haramite Alhaji Foi as commissioner for religion when he was Governor. Senator Ali Ndume: He was indicted by a Haramite Spokesman of being their sponsor, he admitted that he had exchanged phone conversation with the terrorists in October, 2012. He even said VP Sambo was aware. Chief Azubuike Ihejirika: immediate COAS and Abia Gov Aspirant under PDP, he was indicted by Davies. They won't also tell you that it was PDP members that made sure the Senate probe on the $ 9.3 million arms deal never sailed through. They won't tell you that till date, no prominent APC member have been manipulated or arrested in BH activity. 2. ISLAMIC AGENDA: What They Tell You: They keep telling you that APC is a proIslamic party and GMB is a muslim fundamentalist. What They Won't Tell You: They won't tell you that it was a PDP BoT Member and Chieftain IBB that signed Nigeria up for OIC in January 1986. They won't tell you that President Obasanjo attended OIC meeting when he was in power. They won't tell you that Jonathan was the VP when Yaradua renewed Nigeria's OIC Membership in April 2009. They won't tell you that President Jonathan led Nigeria's delegation to OIC 2013 Islamic meeting in Cairo, Egypt. They won't tell you that their National Chairman is a Muslim, while the APC's is a practising catholic. They won't tell you that GMB never participated in anything OIC while in power as Head of State. 3. "MUSLIM VOTE MUSLIM" What They Tell You: They tell you that Buhari asked Muslims to vote "only" true Muslims in 2003 polls. What They Won't Tell You: They won't tell you that President Jonathan went to Redeemed Church in 2011 to seek Christian endorsement, and was "prayed" for and endorsed by Pastor E A Adeboye on behalf of RCCG Christians They won't tell you that Christian Association of Nigeria instructed "believers" to vote Christian candidate Jonathan in 2011. They won't tell you that CÀN have become a defacto mouthpiece of Jonathan. They won't tell you that General Muhammadu Buhari never appointed the National Supreme Council on Islamic Affairs by proxy or any guise while he was in power for 20 Months like we see today between GEJ and CAN WHAT ELSE? They won't tell you that Buhari crushed the islamic fundamentalist maitatsine insurgency within few months when he was a GOC in the Nigerian Army. They won't tell you that GMB cleared our debt within few days of coming to power. The won't tell you that the Naira had more value than the dollar when Buhari was the head of state. They won't tell you that Buhari did not borrow a kobo from IMF and other international communities even when the offered a loan to Buhari. The won't tell you that Buhari and Idiagbon were all Muslims yet they did not Islamize Nigeria or victimize Christians. They won't tell you that the economy was improved to a significant proportion and indiscipline was quelled under his watch. They won't tell you that Buhari signed the contract for two on Nigerians existing refineries. The won't tell you that Buhari gave free drugs, class rooms and lecture halls to high institutions and secondary/ primary schools including free buses and learning materials to students as PTF chairman. They won't tell you that Buhari did not allocate any oil block to himself of promote himself to a full star General as a head of state. They won't tell you that Buhari did not plot any coup but was flown from the North to head the military government after the coup. They won't tell you that even as a Muslim, Buhari is married to only one wife till date and has never been marries to two women at any time. WHY ARE THEY AFRAID OF BUHARI? According to Obasanjo, the PDP is afraid of going to jail(for corruption) should Buhari get elected.... #YORUBA YOUTH FORUM |
Dear President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, I can bet that should God tell you not to contest the 2015 elections, you'd label God boko haram but after Nigerians must have resoundingly rejected you in 2015 I think you'd make a good pastor. What Nigerian need now is justice in terms of basic needs of life. We can't continue living on false hope or going to Israel to pray 4 votes. Graduate are looking for jobs, parents can't access their pension. NYSC charge N4000 for call-up letters, people can't afford rents, employers are exploiting & owing employees salaries. Oil major are selling there investment to re-invest in Ghana, vehicles cleared with 160k now cost 350k. Increase in fuel price but no Refinery. $20 billion spent to generate less electricity, another $20 billion spent on defence yet the army is ill- equipped. N20 billion interest is to be paid on recent $1billion loan. Oil theft, religious n sectarian violence are hallmark of your presidency. You talk of unity but your Wife continue to create problem in Rivers Bayelsa n Oyo state. You are the only president that have Militant as spoke person.Our Federal Universities are now shadow of their prestigious glory. EFFCC/ICPC has gone to sleep during your Presidency. Nigeria is now the Giant Of Corruption as stealing n corruption is endorse by your administration 1. Bribery scandal 2. Police pension scam 3. Oduahgate 4. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal 5. Allison jet scandal 6. Kano Elction delegate bribe 7. Subsidy scam 8. Immigration death scandal 9. Missing $20 billion 10.Kid glove handling of boko haram 11. Haruna bribery scandal 12. Dame dollar laundering scandal Sometimes I wonder if Nigerians AV forgotten all these transformationa l failures without a single conviction in your 8 yrs rule as VP/President. The Filmmaker n Musician are witnessing the highest piracy under you. Textile companies are dead, Steel rolling mill is not working, what is the production of the petrochemical company and you want to manufacture car ? Please GEJ leave Aso- rock for those that can do the job, take your wife and go home Nigeria needs to move-on. You'd forever remain in our heart as the most corrupt president and those of us that voted you 2011 thinking you'd bring change we say sorry to every other Nigerians. Even your wife na thief we are tired of your relentless unrepentant looting. http:// www.theparadigmn g.com/?p=21497 |
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