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PoliticsCan Anyone Tame Amaechi? by Smartjeezy(op): 7:15am On Oct 29, 2014
War of words:
Rotimi Amaechi says;
"The quarrel between me
and the wife of the
President is because she
said I should bring your
money, Rivers people
money and share with her.
What have we done to
President Jonathan that he
has refused to bring any
project to Rivers State. We
had to fight them before
they could do the East-West
road.
I had to abuse the federal
government and they
abused me back before
they could do the work you
now see on that road."
Presidency replies:
Governor Rotimi Amaechi
took his obnoxious
willingness to denigrate the
highest office in the land in
a reckless bid to advance
his selfish political interests
to a new level of
irresponsible and rascally
behavior ... with his totally
false and baseless
vituperations against
President Jonathan, the First
Lady and the Federal
Government.
It appears from the
Governor's completely
unfounded and off-the-mark
allegations that he had
totally lost all sense of
propriety, decorum and
responsible political
behaviour and resorted to ....
libel, blackmail and
incitement of public
disorder.
Is this politics or what?

Culled from splash fm facebook fans page.. http://www.splashfm105
5.com

PoliticsRe: Governors Reject Autonomy For Local Government Councils by Smartjeezy(m): 5:31am On Oct 24, 2014
If autonomy is not available for now,local government should just switch to manualtonomy...I think that will be better idea.Chaii! Naija with their pako grammars.I hail una o!
CelebritiesRe: I’ll Do Everything To Keep My Marriage – AY by Smartjeezy(m): 5:22am On Oct 24, 2014
What is our business with that?If you like keep it,if you dont na you sabi...Yeye! Wetin concern agbero with bad roads?Good morning to you fellow nairalanders.
CelebritiesRe: VIDEO: D’banj Gives “believe In Yourself” Speech At Tedxwbg Event by Smartjeezy(m): 5:06am On Oct 24, 2014
Eja nla himself...Ride on.
Nairaland GeneralDogs Help Arrest Nigerian Intruder Who Jumped White House Fence by Smartjeezy(op): 1:33pm On Oct 23, 2014
A man who jumped the
White House fence was
attacked by dogs before
being arrested, in the
latest security breach at
the president's official
residence.
Dominic Adesanya, 23, was
stopped on a lawn near the
building. He was unarmed.
Video footage of the
incident showed him kicking
and punching Secret Service
dogs who had been set on
him.
It comes a month after a
man armed with a knife
scaled the fence and made
it inside the White House.
That, and other questions
about security at the White
House, lead to the
resignation of the head of
the Secret Service, Julia
Pierson.
A spokesman for the
agency said charges were
pending against Mr
Adesanya.
Two dogs have been taken
to the vet for treatment for
their injuries, the spokesman
added.
Meanwhile, it has emerged
that in 2011, the Secret
Service diverted agents
from their duties at the
White House to the home of
an agency employee caught
in a personal dispute with a
neighbour.
The inspector general of the
Homeland Security
Department, John Roth,
called the conduct a "serious
lapse of judgement."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29738984

EducationTop 16 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria. by Smartjeezy(op): 3:45pm On Oct 21, 2014
16. Lead British
International School, Abuja
-
N1.5million per
annum
15. Nigerian Turkish
International College, Abuja
-
N1.6 million per
annum
14.Internationa
l
Community School, Abuja -
N1.9million per
annum
13. Dowen College - N2
million per annum.
12. Chrisland College, Ikeja -
N2 million per annum
11. Atlantic Hall, Epe, Lagos -
N2.27 million per
annum
10. Corona Secondary
School, Agbara - N2.55
millionper annum
9.Hillcrest School, Jos -
N2.65 million per annum
8. Loyola Jesuit, Abuja -
N2.8 million per annum
7. Meadow Hall, Lagos - N3
million per annum
6. Greensprings School -
N3.185 million per annum
5. Whiteplains British
School, Abuja - N3.6 million
perannum
4.Day Waterman College,
Abeokuta - N3.7 million
perannum
3.Lekki British International
High School, Lagos -
N4million per
annum
2.British International
School, Lagos - N4.48
millionper annum
1.Grange School, Lagos -
N4.5 million per annum...
And from info reaching
me, none of these has
ever been first in WASSCE
exam!
Abeg Jare me am proud to
be an old student of
KOSOFE SENIOR COLLEGE
in Lagos! Where govt paid
for us and we sabi book...lol
What of U? Are u proud of
your secondary school too?."
if yes what is the name of your
secondary school?


Culled from facebook page...
Jokes EtcRe: I Will Never Forget This Day by Smartjeezy(op): 8:47am On Oct 21, 2014
Jamie1360:
you think sey I be mumu. you copied 2012 joke and repaste it here you con dey lie sey the thing happened to you mitcccccchhhhhhhhhewwww undecided
Na backyard your brain dey...sey na by force to comment?I hate ur type dawg!
Jokes EtcI Will Never Forget This Day by Smartjeezy(op): 1:44pm On Oct 20, 2014
I was hanging out alone in
a bus smoking some hard
weed at around 11pm. I
decided to leave for my
house but no vehicle on
that route at that time of
the night, so I decided to
hitch a ride home if
possible. It started raining
heavily and suddenly a
range rover jeep stopped
by my side. I quickly
jumped into the
passengers side and closed
the door then the car
started moving, and just
when I was about to say
thank
you to the driver, I
discovered there was no
one in the car. I started to
freak out but was
too scared to jump out of
a moving vehicle.
When the car got to a
bend, a hand came in
through the driver's
window and turned the
steering wheel. This
happened twice and on
the
third time I totally freaked
out, jumped out of
the car screaming and
landed in a ditch full of
rain water. I got up and
ran for my dear life
and entered the nearest
bar I found.
After downing 4 bottles of
Guinness Stout
and narrating my ghost
story to anyone who cared
to listen, three guys just
walked into
the same bar all drenched
in rain water. One
of them pointed at me and
said, "John, isn't that the
mad man who entered the
car while we were
pushing?...Weed is very bad o!
EducationRe: 30 Harmful Things To Stop Doing To Yourself by Smartjeezy(m): 10:48pm On Oct 19, 2014
Nice one...
Jokes EtcBreaking News!!! by Smartjeezy(op): 8:40pm On Oct 14, 2014
if u like don't believe "i
wonder why i should be
the one always brinqinq
y'all news
Well
BEYONCE IS DEAD
'
'
Beyonce died early this
morninq around
1 . 05 am. According
to a reliable source, she
was said to die
after an
unsuccessful operation that
was
performed on her
recently.
Her burial to be fixed
during the weekend.
Beyonce pakemi Oduwole
is a woman
of 60 yrs from ogun state,
Nigeria. She
was an industrious trader
who traded on palm oil
and tomatoes
More detail about the
funeral coming soon....

jayzalade for the family.
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 10:34pm On Oct 13, 2014
highman10:
I DON'T WANT TO REPEAT IT. IF THIS KEY FAIL I WILL REFOUND YOU GUY IS A STRONG 3DIRECT ONLY 10 MEMBERS I NEED FOR THEM TO SHARE THE TESTIMONY. REMEMBER IT IS NOT BY FORCE. IF U WANT IT CALL ME NOW WITH 08081173713 GUDLUCK
Are you sure of this?
CelebritiesRe: New List Of Top 22 Richest Persons In Nigeria by Smartjeezy(op): 4:57pm On Oct 11, 2014
missberrypop5:
shocked shocked shocked what's my name doing there? forbes knows me? cry oh, tears of joys cheesy grin grin
u no well although...wait for your turn sister.
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 2:26pm On Oct 11, 2014
highman10:
SORRY BRO HOPE U ARE GETING FINE
Im getting better brother...Thanks, you are blessed.
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 12:52pm On Oct 11, 2014
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BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 12:49pm On Oct 11, 2014
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keep it up 5 direct is sure...Im in hospital bed now for chronicle malaria...
PoliticsWhy PDP Beging Former President At This Crucial Time? by Smartjeezy(op): 10:25am On Oct 11, 2014
I want to appeal to our
Baba, President Olusegun
Obasonjo, to forgive us. We
are your children and we
have been making
mistakes ..... Please Baba,
we apologise, come and
lead us, even the president
is waiting for you to come
and lead us; you are our
leader - Adamu Mu’azu
(PDP national chairman)
May all the pleadings of
PDP men with OBJ fall on
'deaf' ears.
May their supplication be
irritant to him.
May their begging be
abominable to him.
May his 'legendary'
unforgiving spirit be
resuscitated...
.
May Baba's anger and
bitterness against his
'political son' be rekindled.
May the bad blood never
subside....unti
l they set
their own 'house of horror'
called PDP on 'fire'. - Dapo
Rotifa (social media
commentator)...

CelebritiesNew List Of Top 22 Richest Persons In Nigeria by Smartjeezy(op): 9:28am On Oct 11, 2014
NEW LIST OF TOP 22
RICHEST PERSONS IN
NIGERIA.
1. Alhaji Aliko Dangote –
founder of Dangote Group,
Richest man in Africa and
Richest black man in the
world
2. Mike Adenuga – Conoil,
Equatorial Trust Bank,
Globacom
3. Femi Otedola – ZENON
Oil and Gas
4. Orji Uzor Kalu – Slok
Group
5. Cosmos Maduka –
Coscharis Group
6.Igwe De MC -
UNTH,DreamFM,NA MCON,
7. Jimoh Ibrahim – Nicon
Insurance, Global Flee
8. Jim Ovia – Zenith Bank,
Visafone
9. Pascal Dozie – MTN
Nigeria, Diamond Bank
10. Oba Otudeko –
Honeywell Group Nigeria
11. Alhaji Sayyu Dantata –
MRS Group
12. Umaru Abdul Mutallab
– former Chairman First
Bank
Plc, Mutallab Group
13. Prince Samuel Adedoyin
– Doyin Group
14. Dele Fajemirokun –
Chaiman Aiico Insurance,
Xerox
Nigeria, Chicken Republic,
Kings Guards etc.
15. Chief Cletus Ibeto –
Ibeto Group
16. Raymond Dokpesi –
Daar Communication, AIT,
17. Tony Ezenna – Orange
Group
18. Chief Molade Okoya
Thomas – Chairman CFAO
Nig and other six french
companies
19. Ifeanyi Ubah – Capital
oil and gas
20. Leo Stan Ekeh – Zinox
Computer
21. Fola Adeola – GTBank
22. Baron Cypher -
YamLinkNigeria founder
and
YamLink Group of
Companies.... #SMART on the
move.....
By the grace of God, My
name shall be on the next
list... what about you nairalanders?


Culled from forbes.com
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 5:25pm On Oct 09, 2014
30 Guest viewing this topic...Chaii! Nairalanders forcasters don enter one chance.Your game go soon full facebook and some pako pako sites...I will try this game one of this days after a long brake from frustrating baba ijebu and black a*ss Ghana games.
Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander Journey To Sambisa Forest (pictures) by Smartjeezy(op): 1:59pm On Oct 09, 2014
Shekau dancing sekem and shoki with jihadist.

Jokes EtcRe: A Nairalander Journey To Sambisa Forest (pictures) by Smartjeezy(op): 1:56pm On Oct 09, 2014
I saw shekau drinking akamu and some jihadist dancing shoki with their guns...Sambisa forest is place to be for weddings,birthday party,burial etc.

Jokes EtcA Nairalander Journey To Sambisa Forest (pictures) by Smartjeezy(op): 1:44pm On Oct 09, 2014
A Very dangerous journey down to sambisa forest.

Pictures coming very soon...

HealthTributes To Dr. Ameyo Stella Adadevoh By Lai Omotola On Facebook by Smartjeezy(op): 12:09pm On Oct 07, 2014
For once ayam
proud to be a Nigerian
Dr. Ameyo Stella
Adadevoh, a consultant
physician, First Consultants
Medical Centre, a Lagos-
based hospital, died of
Ebola disease Tuesday,
August 19. Despite denials,
she had summoned
courage to carry out blood
analysis that revealed the
virus from Patrick Sawyer
who imported the Ebola
virus into Nigeria from
Liberia.
The story of Dr. Stella
Adadevoh should be a
classic case study in Medical
schools around the world,
both Nollyhood and
Hollyhood have one of the
most inspiring movie of all
time at their door steps.
Oh death! who would have
expected you on this path.
We as Nigerians should
dedicate today as a
memorial, words can not
explain the sacrifice this God
fearing and exceptional
woman have made. I doubt
if she's a Nigerian
nevertheless she is.
She will stand exceptional in
the canals of history as an
extra ordinary Nigerian even
if the Government will not
honour her.
''Our Precious father in
heaven, once again we
thank you. We choose to
give you all the glory for the
success we have achieved
so far on EBOLA. Only you
can make a country that
has been ridiculed in the
global media to become a
success story. Mighty God,
without experimental drugs,
you have silenced Ebola in
NIGERIA. Blessed be your
name. Father, this is a sign
that indeed, this nation will
lead the way in the end
time revival. And just as
they have come to see how
Ebola was stemmed, they
will also come to learn how
terrorism died in NIGERIA.
We know ourselves. We
know we are a very
disorganized country, but
how you still chose to love
and use us is humbling.
Thank you for your grace
Lord. Father, we pray that
just as you have helped and
are helping us, you will help
Liberia, sierra-leone and
Guinea in Jesus name.
Thank you for those you
have used. Blessed them
Lord. And grant them the
grace and humility to give
you back the glory, always,
in Jesus' name. Amen.''

HealthRe: Ebola Outbreak: Nurse Infected In Spain (Pic Inside) by Smartjeezy(m): 7:59am On Oct 07, 2014
buoye1:
Well i dunno y u asked,but im nt from osun....omo Kwara ni mi
The reason for my question is that,My mama is from buoye's compound in osun state...Thanks.
HealthRe: Ebola Outbreak: Nurse Infected In Spain (Pic Inside) by Smartjeezy(m): 11:11pm On Oct 06, 2014
buoye1:
Maka book ma space before dem "omo onile" go snatch am....ionno e fit enta front page because yoruba's do say.."Aja raun raun lo ma pa ikun"meaning na useless dog dey kill (ikun)....*i know sabi d turanci*














To be edited after FP......waiting
Brother are you from osun state?Your answer is Very important...
AutosRe: ######## Pimped Customized Brand New 2013 Toyota Sequoia,price 26m Asking by Smartjeezy(m): 11:53pm On Oct 05, 2014
osites:
http://dubai.dubizzle.com/m/motors/used-cars/toyota/sequoia/?seller_type=&kilometers__gte=&price__gte=&year__gte=2010&year__lte=2014&kilometers__lte=&keywords=&price__lte=&page=2

That's the site u got the pictures from. Once yours is put up this week I will post it here.

The used Sequoia is actually cheap in the UAE coz of its bulky size n weight, they prefer the land cruisers which can be used to dune bash.

The exchange rate is N45 to Dhs1.

No payment is accepted on the site and buyers are to physically inspect and go tru service records of any vehicle before any transaction is concluded. After purchase is done, get a reliable shipping agent from the multitude available there and sit back and wait for your car to berth Apapa.

I just don't understand why these car agents regarding buyers as fools. If u have a reasonable margin on your car, you stand to sell it faster and further convince me u actually have the vehicle and not just downloaded it from a website. Buyers.....shine ya eyes ohhh
Chaii! Bad market.Thanks for the info.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Grows 8-inch- Long Beard by Smartjeezy(op): 11:26pm On Oct 05, 2014
The one with long beard...
Car TalkRe: Motorcycle Pictures From 2014 Bikers Convention In Nigeria by Smartjeezy(m): 11:21pm On Oct 05, 2014
This is the type of my own bmw...I saw them in ibadan on friday at total filling station.

Nairaland GeneralWoman Grows 8-inch- Long Beard by Smartjeezy(op): 9:30pm On Oct 05, 2014
While some men
struggle to grow beards,
a 65-year-old woman
from Kazakhstan,
Mukhtabor Toraeva, is
presently carrying an
eight- inch-long beard.
The unusual facial hair,
according to
odditycentral.c
om, has
made the Toraeva a
celebrity in her
hometown.

She has told
everyone who cares to
listen that the strange
looking beard is the
secret to her successful
42-year marriage.
“My husband married
me when my beard
had already started to
grow,” she explained
with pride. “He loves it
and we now have a
son, a daughter, and six
grandchildren. Although
beards run on my side
of the family, my
daughter does not
have one and although
both my mother and
grandmother have
them, they are not as
fine as mine. Theirs
reached only six
inches.”


Mukhtabor said that
she started growing
beards when she was
25 and that people
have always admired
her for it. Her friends
and relatives
appreciate her, as do
the strangers she
meets when she travels
to the neighboring
Uzbekistan.
She added that people
often want to take
pictures with her to
show to their wives or
mothers. “I would say
my beard at least helps
me to cross the border
easily and without
complications,”
she
added, cheerfully.


Kazakh Women’s
Rights campaigner
Aisara Baiseitova said:
“It’s really impressive
to see such a genuinely
lovely person so happy
with the way she looks.
There is so much
pressure on women
today to look
glamorous and sexy,
and to shave every
part of their bodies.
Seeing and listening to
this woman should be
inspirational to all.”

http://www.odditycentral.com

BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 4:29pm On Oct 05, 2014
freeman122:
G.C KEY...60-77-16-45
Get back to you soon...
BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m):
freeman122:
G.C KEY...60-77-16-45
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Google Search. Add Yours by Smartjeezy(m):
Mod una don go church?wetin be dis for front page?

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