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BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 7:33pm On Jul 31, 2014
Fortune
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BusinessRe: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by Smartjeezy(m): 7:57pm On Jul 30, 2014
Guyz una don try...Lotto no be moi-moi.Best of luck guyz.
FamilyRe: Words From A Father To A Son About Marriage... by Smartjeezy(op): 11:08pm On Jul 28, 2014
11. My son, when I threw
little stones or whistled
at the window of your
mother father’s house,
to call her out, it was
not for sex, it was
because I missed her
so much.
12. My son, remember,
when you say your wife
has changed, there
could be something
you’ve stopped doing
too.
13. My son, your
mother, Asake rode the
bicycle with me before I
bought that tortoise car
outside there, any
woman that won’t
endure with you in your
little beginning should
not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t
compare your wife to
any woman, there are
ways she’s enduring
you too and has she
ever compared you to
any man?
15. My son, there is this
thing you people call
feminism, well, if a
woman claim to have
equal right with you in
the house, divide all the
bills into two equal
parts, take one part
and ask her to start
paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your
mother a virgin and I
took more yams to her
father, if you don’t
meet your wife a virgin,
don’t blame her, what I
didn’t tell you is that
our women had
prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send
your sisters to school
because I was foolish
like many to think a
female child won’t
extend my family
name, please don’t
make that mistake, the
kind of female
achievers I see
nowadays has made
the male-gender an
ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother
have once locked up
the cloth I was wearing
and almost tore it
because she was angry,
I did not raise my hand
to beat her because of
a day like this, so that I
can be proud to tell
you that I never for
once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days,
our women had more
of natural beauty,
though I wouldn’t lie to
you, some had minor
painting of their
appellation mostly on
their arms, the ones
you people now call
tattoo, but don’t forget
that they didn’t expose
any part of their body
like your women of
nowadays.
20. My son, your
mother and I are not
interested in what
happens in your
marriage, try to handle
issues without always
coming to us.
21. My son, remember I
bought your mother’s
first sewing machine for
her, help your wife
achieve her dreams
just as you’re pursuing
yours.
22. My son, don’t stop
taking care of me and
your mother, it’s a
secret of growing old
and having children to
take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with
your family, there is a
tomorrow you don’t
know, talk to God that
knows everything,
everyday.

FamilyWords From A Father To A Son About Marriage... by Smartjeezy(op): 11:04pm On Jul 28, 2014
1. My son, if you keep
spending on a woman
and she never asked
you if you’re saving or
investing, and she
keeps enjoying the
attention, don’t marry
her.
2. My son, a woman
could be a good wife to
you, some could be a
good mother to your
children but if you’ve
found a woman like a
mother to you, your
children and your
family, please don’t let
her go.
3. My son, don’t confine
the position of your
wife to the kitchen,
where did you get that
from? Even in our days,
we had farm-lands
where they worked
every morning . . . that
was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you
that you’re the head of
the house, don’t look at
your pocket; look if you
will see a smile on your
wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want
to have a long life, let
your wife be in-charge
of your salary, it will be
difficult for her to
spend it when she’s
aware of the home
needs and bills to pay
but if it’s in your care,
she will keep you
asking even when all
has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever
beat your woman, the
pain in her body is
nothing to be
compared to the wound
on her heart and that
means you may be in
trouble living with a
wounded woman.
7. My son, now that
you’re married, if you
live a bachelor kind of
life with your wife, you
will soon be single
again.
8. My son, in our days,
we had many wives
and many children
because of our large
farm-lands and many
harvests, there are
hardly any land for
farming anymore, so
embrace your woman
closely.
9. My son, under the
cocoa tree that I did
meet your mother
could be your eateries
and restaurants of
nowadays, but
remember, the closet
thing we did there was
to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be
carried away when you
start making more
money, instead of
spending on those tiny
legs that never knew
how hard you worked
to get it, spend it on
that woman that stood
by you all along..>>
CrimeRe: Detectives Arrest Bank Workers, Policemen For N24m Robbery by Smartjeezy(m): 6:26pm On Jul 25, 2014
Unbelievable!
CrimeArmy Arrests 3 Igbo Traders Supplying Ammunition To Boko Haram by Smartjeezy(op): 12:38pm On Jul 24, 2014
Igbo traders suppliers of
arms to Boko haram
The three suspected gun
runners of Igbo origin, who
were heading to the North
from Imo State, were
intercepted in Nsukka,
Enugu State, by officers and
men of the Nigerian Army
while travelling in a
bus.Items recovered from
them include 40 AK47
magazines, 4 boxes of
AK47 live ammunition,100
pieces of live cartridges, one
piece of Denim Mopol khaki
and charms concealed in a
cap.
One of the army officers
who spoke to reporters
under anonymity disclosed
that a police corporal
serving in Imo State Police
Command was also involved
in the arms running.
He said: “When we asked
the occupants of the vehicle
to come down, we
discovered a police corporal
in uniform among them. The
corporal on getting down
pretended to be pressed; he
later ran away.
- Source: Abuja Voice
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PoliticsMessage To The Nigerian Youth by Smartjeezy(op): 1:52pm On Jul 19, 2014
Hello every one, Its
obvious
about 85% of post here
are
youths of the age of
16-40
years. it is unfortunate
that
most of our leaders
both
present and past has
betrayed us. Most of
them
were at about our ages
when they took over
the
mantle of leadership.
We are
ripe enough for
leadership
our selves but they
wouldn't
let us. Have you ask
yourself how many
youths
of the age of 20-30
where
present at that National
Confab? It’s unfortunate
that
they prefer youths to
rig
election and campaign
for
them and finally dump
them
to a mussel of food or
cash
as witnessed in Ekiti
state. It
is high time we all
demand
for good work as
requisite
for election. We should
vote
out any party that is
not
people friendly whether
APC
or PDP or ABC.
Now talking about
personality of leaders,
personally I don’t have
any
issue with the person of
PGEJ just that it’s not a
leader we need at this
phase in our history. I
guess
he should have been
one of
the best Fisher man in
the
world or the greatest
Zoologist to have come
out
of Africa. GEJ is humble
and
has the heart to endure
affliction. ( History has
it he
now has Koko shoe,
despite
the fact that he never
wore
one over 40 years
ago ). His
weakness is courage.
His
score cards on
corruption
are enormous. I mean
what
do you take of his
borrowing
1billon dollars as loan to
fight Terrorism and his
pardoning Abacha's son
from N446bn theft
case. His
former godfather (Rt.
Gen
Obasanjo) once cleaned
Nigeria slate from
borrowing , but the
erring
God son is bringing us
back
into the mud.
On obeying the rule of
law,
the president has
successfully hijacked
the
judicial system under
his
armpit. President
Obashanjo
tried it but got his
hands
burnt for it. For instance
what do you say to the
fact
that he disallowed his
kinsman from being
the
democratically elected
chairman of the
governor
forum despite how
transparent the election
was? What about
making
the first lady to assume
the
position of permanent
secretary despite her
not
meeting the
qualification for
it.
In conclusion, it’s a pity,
some students are in
this
forum and would rather
disregards their
protracted
ASUU and ASUP strike
which
wasted almost a year
of
their career and still go
ahead to Vote for PDP
come
2015. Nigerian youths
should
think and not be fooled
again. Please don’t vote
for
Party
#VoteIndependent
CandidateiIn2015 (SMART)
Politics"President Jonathan Visit Kenya With Seven Private Jets”. by Smartjeezy(op): 7:25pm On Jan 03, 2014
“Your president visited our country
with seven private jets” – Kenyan
minister Comments On Jonathan
Presidential fleet
In a recent interview with press
men, Kenyan Foreign Affairs
Cabinet Secretary, Amina
Mohammed took on President
Goodluck Jonathan over fleets of
presidential aircraft he travelled
with during his visit to the Kenya
Goodluck Jonathan had visited
Kenya to take part in the just
concluded Independence Day
celebration.
Amina was caught on tape saying
“Your president visited our country
with seven private jets and that
has never happened before. We
were all excited.”
“This is Nigeria. It’s a country with
the largest private jets. Seven
private jets only. I know there must
be more, but for that was wow.
Everybody came in their own" she
said
==================
Can you imagine and they said
they want to cut governance
running expenses... http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/article-134786/
nigerian-investors-arrive-7-private-
jets

BusinessRe: Confessions Of A Ghana-based Nigerian Youth by Smartjeezy(m): 12:29am On Dec 27, 2013
Ghana?I Dey Crazy?I Dont Know Reason Why Those Nigga Down There Hate Nigerians So Much?Akwaba
HealthRe: 5 Safe Pregnancy Exercises That Ease Your Labor Pains by Smartjeezy(m): 7:34pm On Dec 21, 2013
Thanks For The Info,I Will Tell My Sister._.
PoliticsMANDELA Is Not Happy With Nigeria by Smartjeezy(op): 7:58am On Dec 21, 2013
Mandela in an interview said;
“YOU know I am not very happy
with Nigeria. I have made that very
clear on many occasions. Yes,
Nigeria stood by us more than any
nation, but you let yourselves
down, and Africa and the black
race very badly. Your leaders have
no respect for their people. They
believe that their personal interests
are the interests of the people.
They take people’s resources and
turn it into personal wealth''...What Do U Think About This Statement?Where Do U Think The Problem Is From Between The three arms of
Government..The execuTHIEVES,
The LegisLOOTERS & d
judiSHARING..? They Thief, Loot &
they share. No conscience at all.R.I.P Madiba

Christianity EtcRe: Ifeanyi Ogbonna - World Youngest Bishop by Smartjeezy(m): 5:34pm On Dec 20, 2013
Congratulation Brother._.
RomanceRe: Finest Guy On Nairaland, Upload Pic, Girls Rate. by Smartjeezy(m): 7:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
[quote author=Nadia_SA1]hummmmm fine bobo[/quote]Thanks So Much Angel._. http://m.facebook.com/Smartjeezy
RomanceRe: Finest Guy On Nairaland, Upload Pic, Girls Rate. by Smartjeezy(m):
Badooooo

CultureRe: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by Smartjeezy(m): 5:01pm On Dec 15, 2013
Memyselfu2009: When u see fools talking u know them just slap them if they utter such statement like this
Slap Oni Of IFE?U Must Be Madt.
PhonesRe: NCC Fines Telecommunication Operators For Poor Service by Smartjeezy(m): 12:48pm On Dec 15, 2013
Ncc Wan Collect Thier Own Share Be Dat...
AutosRe: 15 Fun Facts About Toyota by Smartjeezy(m): 11:48am On Dec 15, 2013
TOYODA I Will Change The Name Of My Car Now...No More Toyota.
TV/MoviesRe: Lere Paimo On Set Of A Movie In 1980 (Picture) by Smartjeezy(m): 10:24pm On Dec 13, 2013
I Love His Tribal Marks...
CelebritiesRe: Terry G’s Leather Pant Tears On Stage (Pictures) by Smartjeezy(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2013
Weed Is Working....Real Crazy Man.
PoliticsRe: Water Supply Restored In Onitsha After 12 Years by Smartjeezy(m): 5:58pm On Dec 09, 2013
12Years? OMG!
PoliticsRe: Osogbo Freedom Park Re-named Nelson Mandela Park: Aregbesola by Smartjeezy(m): 9:35pm On Dec 08, 2013
[quote author=Chino.Elects]Where is the picture of the said Park? Don't name all these shanty, red mud house infested state after a decent man..[/quote]Rhino Your Brain Can Do More Than This.Think And Use Your Brain Before Saying Anything On Public Forum Like This.Travel And See Things Mr Idiota! Smh
PropertiesRe: BBC Replies - "Ever Seen A Well-Built African House On BBC?" by Smartjeezy(m): 7:09pm On Dec 08, 2013
Put The Blames On Your Clueless Leaders...Im Hispanic But Mama From Southwest In Nigeria.I Will Send My Own E-Mail To Bbc And Cnn Now To Stop This Barbaric Act.Is Time For Africa To Wake Up From Their Slumber,This Is 21st For Crying Out Loud.God Bless Nigeria!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Superstitious Beliefs Of Nigerians About Animals by Smartjeezy(m): 9:55am On Dec 08, 2013
marvis5077: Do you know that if you eat or taste the hair on a cat's body (either fresh or roasted) you will have TB cough automatically? I have seen someone who did it out of curiosity and he got himself to blame till date. If you are still sitting down there expressing doubts, you can just do the experiment and come back to testify grin
This Is Impossible! When I Was A Little Kid,I Got Five Cats Named>Paul,Raymond,Peter,Jeff,Martins.I Love Them So Much More Than Anything In This World.My Mom Will Use Brush To Remove Their Hairs On My Tongue.I Got No TB Or whatsoever.Now I Got Two Big Kitty-Cats In My House Doing Fine With My BrotherS And SisterS.The White One Is Messi While The Black One Is VICKY My Ex Girlfriend'S Name.What Else?
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Survives 3-Days At Bottom Of Atlantic Ocean by Smartjeezy(m): 4:03pm On Dec 07, 2013
Im Happy For You....I Have Spent Four Days Myself Under Bed Running For My Ex Girlfriend...
CultureR.I.P Oba Adebiyi Adesida Of Akure Kingdom Is Dead! by Smartjeezy(op): 9:16am On Dec 02, 2013
He died in his place early hours of
this morning(01/12/2013)after a brief illness.
The Oba ascended the throne on
the 12th of August, 2013 after he
was recalled from London shortly
after the former Oba was
dethroned after he physically
abused his wife.
The late Oba attended the
wedding ceremony of his son two
weekends ago in Lagos before
passing on this morning.
May his soul rest in peace.

Foreign AffairsRe: How African Parents Act On Halloween Night by Smartjeezy(m): 12:54am On Dec 01, 2013
Who Posted This?Wetin Concern Agbero With Bad Road?Next Thread Jare_.

RomanceRe: Funny Reasons Why Girls Fall For Guys. by Smartjeezy(m): 12:31am On Dec 01, 2013
babyface333: Brother! I dont comment in this section, but this your post is what i call a racist slur in the most crudest and cruelst form.

How dare you call your fellow man an oraguntan monkey? Are you any better ?

So with this your s.tu@pid theory, ugly men or average looking men shouldnt have girlfriends? So, only handsome men are entitled to having women.

So, for the fact that God created a man to look un-attractive he shouldnt date and marry? Besides, what is it with ugly men with money dating a girl of their choice like handsome men with money dating women of their choice.

Live and let live!
Dont Mind The Idiota Jare...He Should Go And Ask Nadia Buhari About Jim Iyke...
Foreign AffairsRe: Isa Muazu Deported From Britain With A Private-Jet by Smartjeezy(m): 5:57pm On Nov 30, 2013
Sorry Dude...Welcome Home Brother.
Foreign AffairsRe: Italian Woman Leaves $13Million To Her Cat by Smartjeezy(m): 5:48pm On Nov 30, 2013
The Cat And The POSTER They Madt..DAMN IT! I Hate Second Page...Thank God I'm The First On Second Page.Lol Abi I Dey Crazy Ni?
PoliticsRe: Biafran Zionist Movement Sends "500 Military Personel" To Israel To Train by Smartjeezy(m): 9:18pm On Nov 26, 2013
CHAII!! Look At This People.Failed Citizen, Failed Country...I Weep For You All! War!!! OMODE KO MO OGUN,OUN PE NI EFO...Sorry To Say Oo,Some Of U Need To Be Examine Properly For A Brain Diseases.God Bless Me,God Bless Nigeria.Like This Post If U Still Believe In One Nigeria.
Christianity EtcRe: UNBELIEVABLE!! Angola Bans Islam, Destroys Mosques!! by Smartjeezy(op): 8:45pm On Nov 25, 2013
Recurrent
The anti-Islam comments were
not the first by Angolan officials.
“This is the final end of Islamic
influence in our country,”
President José Eduardo dos
Santos was quoted by Osun
Defender newspaper on Sunday,
November 24.
Last October, Muslims from the
urban municipality of Viana,
Luanda, attended the destruction
of the minaret of their mosque
Zengo.
The provincial governor of
Luanda, Bento Bento, has also
said on the airwaves of a local
radio that "radical Muslims are not
welcome in Angola and the
Angolan government is not ready
for the legalization of mosques."
He added that Muslims were not
welcome in Angola and that the
government would not legalize the
presence of mosques in the
country.
According to CIA Factbook, 47%
of Angolans practice indigenous
beliefs, 38% Roman Catholic and
15% Protestant.
Islam’s opinion about freedom of
religion is evident from the Qur’an,
which says what means:
*{Say, ‘The truth is from your
Lord’: Let him who will, believe,
and let him who will, reject [it]}*

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