₦airaland Forum

paulworld: Bro na your pocket matters wella. We (most people) optin for tecno just because of the price.


Bros no vex.the fact is tecno saved many life

ma dear na true talk oooo..... Coz is anoda way china is helping we d Africans especialy 9ja ma country.

kendraloops: Too identical oo. Hope they can differentiate themselves well sha. We don't want them swapping themselves on their honeymoon *winks*

I pray they each give birth to twins too.

Weda d swap or nt... My brother food is still ma food.....

madness.com:
bia dangote so dis is what u left in the middle of our important meeting to attend









4get d contract. I don giv am anoda pesin

is either u are nt a crious bizness man bt if u are, den is bcoz he is nt igbo man. Lol

saka nw on mtn Even though d network is trash... I hav 2 search my drawer 4 my old nd 4goten mtn sim... LOOL.

D researcher didnt consida our pastors 4 shurch atal... Imagin wia d pastor's eyez go fix wen galz dance nd d breast jump azoonto.


Let me mak my research on d pants, coz dats wia d problem dey... Imagin a gal witout pant guyz!!! EXPRESS.

I tink d pant maself is d rezen while galz______ smell.

eeyaaah!!! Poor rat. Mayb ur family are dia lukin 4 u.

wow! daddy, you have affect many positivly, atleast am a living withnes. May God continue to bliss, protect you and give you more strength to work in His vinyard. Amen. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY.

WeTiN u wAN dO Wit d pRoFilE piK??
AniWia NL iS a hOmE Of liARs, wIa MoNkeYs aCt aS queEn.

Am AnD

Nairaland:
A country dat house different species of human being, where forming efizy, liars, deceivers and thieves are highly alow 2 move coz dia is no police, soja or even efcc.

Nairaland::
A country wia everybodi is d 1st born, ruler of none.

Nairaland:
Home 4 all (nt Anambra ooo).

Nairaland:
stay connected, everywia u go nd rule ur nairaland.

Nairaland:
Reducer of devil workshop (an idle man is a devil workshop).

Nairaland:
perfect employer (job creator 4 d jobles).

Nairaland:
Insult is the best of comedy.

bin gbagbo: *calling the police for the lunatic*

abeg barman, salute the DPO with fried, dried pepper mix in ALUMO.

DPO, njoy urself coz i hav an asignment 4 u afta d chopinson.

bin gbagbo: oya na true true ooooo

nak me fried rice, fried beans, fried salad ontop, fried butterfly wing, fried lion's teeth, finaly tak fried, dry chelsea ganash am........ Dont 4get my fried toothpick.

davroca16: trust bin gbagbo naa (u can apply)

hmmm... Applyin 4 wat bin gbagbo don reject na hell b dat ooo. Ani way 1 9t is ok 4 me wit her.

E get 1 gal wey com get pregnant and d mama come notice am and ask her:
mama: wetin d happen to you, you don get belly?
Girl: yes mama
mama: chaaaaaaaiii.... Who give you belly?
Girl: mama na by accident.
Mama: you mean say you accidentaly fall into an erected PENIS?
Girl:

you mess aki nd paw paw replace van persie 4 arsenal.
You mess ashawo turn virgin.
You mess ojukwu return 2 fight boko haram,
you mess USA nominate me as the presidential candidate.
you mess 9ja coloniz America,
you mess john mikel score goal 4 chelsea

yungkiz: Ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka.......











Congratulation!! U have succefully learnt the monkey's language.









Come to collect ur banana..

what a modify monkey creatin thread..... Wondas shaaaa neva end.

do transfer of ownaship 2 me, let me met ha in bed, nd ha lyf wil b transform.

Oga bin, i jst enta d town n ma friend say mak i try dis una bar say i go get everytin wey i want.... Na true mak i start ma orda

acidtalk: Why you no precipitate die?

i neva mutiply finish nah

bros A wetin u talk dey 4 book, na so yesday i finish 'action' wit 1 babe wey i de do 'broda n sista' 4 church. Mak i stand up na em she cum give me 1 long list of items wey don finish 4 ha rum.... Bros na so i cum weak, cum later add ma say she try ha pocible best 2 reduce 2 minimum like dat maself.... I cum faint

Choose among the following the most foolish of all.
1. A yoruba man who waterd his garden while raining,
2. An Igbo man dat saw a ripe mango, climb the tree, touch d mango nd comfirm it is ripe, nd use stone 2 plug it on the ground.
3. A hausa man dat saw sumtin lyk shit on the ground, touch it, use his tongue 2 test nd shout.... Hmmmmm.... Na shit ooo, thank God i didnt match it.
4. All d abov.
5. None of d above

Imagine Mr IBU replacing Fabrigas at arsenal..,

dats d greatest miracle. Imagine 2015 election wil not b rig....