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Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 3:24pm On Nov 04, 2012
bin gbagbo:

oya na true true ooooo



tahhhhh!!


If nah þLay mke u sToþ am o...nah Ðis ßar wey Ðry þass Ðesert u wan serve persOn.

I sOrry 4 d guy wey wan þLace Order

jst iNclude my aLomo mke i hiGh.
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bunmioguns(m): 7:29pm On Nov 04, 2012
Ryda:



tahhhhh!!


If nah þLay mke u sToþ am o...nah Ðis ßar wey Ðry þass Ðesert u wan serve persOn.

I sOrry 4 d guy wey wan þLace Order

jst iNclude my aLomo mke i hiGh.


*pours dry pepper inside alomo and gives to him* grin grin grin grin
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by MRAKPORS(m): 7:55pm On Nov 04, 2012
bunmioguns:


*pours dry pepper inside alomo and gives to him* grin grin grin grin


* winks at bunmi for the bravery act * wink
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:51pm On Nov 04, 2012
Bunmioguns and larride after getting drunk involved in a free for all omg bin hope your skull is not broken. Jumped through the window to escape

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Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2012
engrfcuksmtin: Bunmioguns and larride after getting drunk involved in a free for all omg bin hope your skull is not broken. Jumped through the window to escape




* callling the police * angry
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by BUSHYANUS(m): 10:27pm On Nov 04, 2012
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
i am hungry angry
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 10:41pm On Nov 04, 2012
bunmioguns:


*pours dry pepper inside alomo and gives to him* grin grin grin grin



#spit it oUt*



i wilL sue u 4 murder attempt...

*calLs my Lawyer
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by ekeroyal(m): 11:53pm On Nov 04, 2012
I was in bed with a blind girl the other night(I mean before my marriage) and she said that I had the biggest peni$ she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg." undecided
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:40am On Nov 05, 2012
ekeroyal: I was in bed with a blind girl the other night(I mean before my marriage) and she said that I had the biggest peni$ she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg." undecided


choi!, no wonder pant no dey gree you... mr bigpeni$
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Laitesmart(m): 6:10am On Nov 05, 2012
BUSHY-ANUS:
bin, give me a bottle of fried rice with fowl and 3 plates of beer, before it starts angry
Wetin wan start? U wan chop and run abi?*beckons to bin gbagbo* This bar get police?
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:32am On Nov 05, 2012
Laitesmart:
Wetin wan start? U wan chop and run abi?*beckons to bin gbagbo* This bar get police?


dont mind that forest anus. . .hin no know say our security cameras don capture him...
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by ekeroyal(m): 6:54am On Nov 05, 2012
bin gbagbo:

choi!, no wonder pant no dey gree you... mr bigpeni$

Wiener=BG
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Nobody: 7:55am On Nov 05, 2012
ekeroyal: I was in bed with a blind girl the other night(I mean before my marriage) and she said that I had the biggest peni$ she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg." undecided
this is damn too funny! Lolz...
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:05am On Nov 05, 2012
booqee: this is damn too funny! Lolz...



spoilt brat. . .because u heard peni$...smh
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by BUSHYANUS(m): 8:30am On Nov 05, 2012
Laitesmart:
Wetin wan start? U wan chop and run abi?*beckons to bin gbagbo* This bar get police?


*lands a hot slap on his bushy forehead* lipsrsealed
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:36am On Nov 05, 2012
*
BUSHY-ANUS:


*lands a hot slap on his bushy forehead* lipsrsealed


* calling the police* angry angry
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Laitesmart(m): 10:03am On Nov 05, 2012
BUSHY-ANUS:


*lands a hot slap on his bushy forehead* lipsrsealed
*brings out my catapult*
Lorile... O di gobe...
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by smartpero(m): 7:30pm On Nov 05, 2012
bin gbagbo:

oya na true true ooooo
nak me fried rice, fried beans, fried salad ontop, fried butterfly wing, fried lion's teeth, finaly tak fried, dry chelsea ganash am........ Dont 4get my fried toothpick.
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:02am On Nov 06, 2012
smartpero: nak me fried rice, fried beans, fried salad ontop, fried butterfly wing, fried lion's teeth, finaly tak fried, dry chelsea ganash am........ Dont 4get my fried toothpick.


who opened the door for this lunatic?

*calling the police *
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Laitesmart(m): 9:49am On Nov 06, 2012
bin gbagbo:

who opened the door for this lunatic?

*calling the police *
Hw many police u wan call?
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by NEWBIN: 10:38am On Nov 06, 2012
Laitesmart:
Hw many police u wan call?




sharrap, are u a thief?? why are u afraid of police then? grin
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:47am On Nov 06, 2012
NEW BIN:



sharrap, are u a thief?? why are u afraid of police then? grin



i think so. ... undecided
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bunmioguns(m): 5:16pm On Nov 06, 2012
Ryda:



#spit it oUt*



i wilL sue u 4 murder attempt...

*calLs my Lawyer









*sees him coming with his lawyer nd picks up his race*
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Laitesmart(m): 5:32pm On Nov 06, 2012
NEW BIN:



sharrap, are u a thief?? why are u afraid of police then? grin
I am nt a thief mister. I am a clearing and forwarding agent. *shakes fist violently* . And when next u tel me to sharrap. Myself and my surbordinates wil clear ur house and forward it to our headquarters. *copies bin gbagbo in saying*.... Bush pig!!!
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Laitesmart(m): 5:35pm On Nov 06, 2012
bunmioguns:









*sees him coming with his lawyer nd picks up his race*
Hmmm!! Friendy friendy. Whch one be pick UP race again? Anyway sha... MATHEMATICS YOU DOES... ENGLISH YOU BORROW!!!
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bunmioguns(m): 5:48pm On Nov 06, 2012
Laitesmart:
Hmmm!! Friendy friendy. Whch one be pick UP race again? Anyway sha... MATHEMATICS YOU DOES... ENGLISH YOU BORROW!!!


Choi. . shocked shocked
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by RexioKlasik(m): 7:07pm On Nov 06, 2012
*enters bar with machete*
dnt fear ooo....its 4 d meat....abeg tidy me 1 whole roasted chicken dere.....am on form
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:06pm On Nov 06, 2012
RexioKlasik: *enters bar with machete*
dnt fear ooo....its 4 d meat....abeg tidy me 1 whole roasted chicken dere.....am on form






*calling the police for the lunatic* shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by smartpero(m): 9:16pm On Nov 06, 2012
bin gbagbo:





*calling the police for the lunatic* shocked shocked shocked shocked
abeg barman, salute the DPO with fried, dried pepper mix in ALUMO.

DPO, njoy urself coz i hav an asignment 4 u afta d chopinson. grin
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:20pm On Nov 06, 2012
smartpero: abeg barman, salute the DPO with fried, dried pepper mix in ALUMO.

DPO, njoy urself coz i hav an asignment 4 u afta d chopinson. grin



the last time you came here, you didnt pay for your drink. . . .signals the police to pull his arse outta the bar angry












thief!! angry
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 11:17pm On Nov 06, 2012
bunmioguns:









*sees him coming with his lawyer nd picks up his race*



#he must not escaþe


hOld him...i want his head cHoþed off.
Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by RexioKlasik(m): 4:02am On Nov 07, 2012
bin gbagbo:





*calling the police for the lunatic* shocked shocked shocked shocked
No tempt me ooo.......u go see police u no fit talk.....ah do convert u 2 fowl ooo....

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