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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Automation Mentorship Class by Smartphil(m): 10:26am On Aug 14, 2023
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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Smartphil(m): 6:26pm On Jul 30, 2023
Wotowotoman:


I agree with you bro. But please tell your mum to buy a book for you. It is called Brighter Grammar. You can thank me later..

English language is not a sign of intelligence.

King Charles of England no dey speak my Language

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Smartphil(m): 6:08pm On Jul 30, 2023
Good evening everyone!

I want to correct an Impression here.

In as much as every Woman are the same in terms of the way they were created, some are difference and also stands out.

Don't believe everything you read online.

My mom single handled raised me and my siblings, cause my Dad don't know what it takes to be the bread winner of the Family.

Pleased, Don't be fooled. There are good women out there!!!

Take everything you read here with a pinch of salt.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Smartphil(m): 3:55pm On Jun 19, 2023
Raw2:
If una like ehn, no hustle. Dey complain. Dey wait for salary job with bonus and allowance, ehn. Dey wait for who go sponsor you abroad, ehn.

Just dey play

Angry Cheerfulgiver grin grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Smartphil(m): 1:27pm On Jun 17, 2023
If you no use your head dem go use am drink garri

If you no hustle for the bread for this life you go drink garri

Cheerfulgiver grin

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Crime / Re: 2 Brothers Arrested For Stealing A Car From A Car Wash Where They Work by Smartphil(m): 3:57pm On Dec 02, 2022
robinso01:
You come all the way from southeast to southwest to steal,well,it's not a pity that you won't be able to go village to oppress your kinsmen this christmas,as you will be busy in southwest correctional centre eating watery beans.


Nairaland una get bad mouth oo

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Family / Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by Smartphil(m): 10:10pm On Nov 26, 2022
Jeez!

Abeg make i use this opportunity enjoy my bachelor's life.

Because Life after marriage na Shege proMax embarassed

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Religion / Re: Rev. Sister Henrietta Alokha Buried (Photos) by Smartphil(m): 12:06pm On Mar 27, 2020
Rest in peace Ma. You're a Hero.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: LEARN THIS SKILL, YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID! by Smartphil(m): 5:36pm On Feb 08, 2020
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Sports / Re: Nathael Julan Dies In Car Accident by Smartphil(m): 4:51pm On Jan 04, 2020
Ahmed0336:
So sad.. What a young lad.

Rest in Paradise.



Even on top bicycle when pesin time is up there's nothing anyone can do. His time is up. Just know that something must kill a man.

That's why i don't take Life too serious like that.

We never know the hour

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Sports / Re: Salwa Eid Naser Runs Third Fastest Time In History To Win 400m by Smartphil(m): 1:13pm On Oct 04, 2019
Tolexander:
Ebelechukwu Agbapuonwu from Anambra state cos of money you denied your father’s name to start answering to Salwa Eid Naser !

Dey dere make pant dey wear you.
Who naija name epp

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Sports / Re: Salwa Eid Naser Runs Third Fastest Time In History To Win 400m by Smartphil(m): 1:10pm On Oct 04, 2019
Sharp girl.

Na this kind girl i dey like.
She quickly change name sharp sharp, make her village people no reason her matter

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Celebrities / Re: Cee-C In Breath-taking Photos by Smartphil(m): 7:12pm On Sep 15, 2019
Tirips:
Its my birthday pple

Happy birthday bro

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Celebrities / Re: Xenophobia: Pastor Adeboye "Don't Retaliate Against South Africa" (Video) by Smartphil(m): 10:46am On Sep 07, 2019
They should not retaliate until they kill them finish?

And u think this issue is what u treat with kids gloves.

Baba park well, after all you go still collect tithe tommorow

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: How Nigeria Defeated Cameroon In Pictures by Smartphil(m): 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2019
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Business / Re: Diamond Bank Dominates Nigerian Stock Exchange by Smartphil(m): 7:27pm On Dec 17, 2018
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Religion / Re: The Experience 13: Live Thread by Smartphil(m): 12:49am On Dec 08, 2018
Abeg, no provoke me did early morning
Religion / Re: The Experience 13: Live Thread by Smartphil(m): 12:47am On Dec 08, 2018
Too much make up no go kill women...tufia

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Smartphil(m): 9:57am On Sep 21, 2018
Baba balawo no get power reach Baba God
Crime / Re: Dr. Williams Michael, The Hacker: "I Can Pull N1bn From Any Bank In Nigeria" by Smartphil(m): 2:41pm On May 23, 2018
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TV/Movies / Re: IMSU VC, Adaobi Obasi On BBNaija: "Nina Will Undergo Moral Rehabilitation" by Smartphil(m): 1:20pm On Apr 06, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I don't think she needs any moral rehabilitation.
Nina was decent enough to have sex on a bed unlike those who did it in a toilet.

Malo shey were bibayi

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TV/Movies / Re: IMSU VC, Adaobi Obasi On BBNaija: "Nina Will Undergo Moral Rehabilitation" by Smartphil(m): 1:17pm On Apr 06, 2018
who tell u say she go return back to Imsu?

person wey don tear eyes

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Romance / Re: Bobrisky Cooks Indomie..also Uses Popular Snapchat Filter With Funny Voice by Smartphil(m): 9:46pm On Jan 22, 2018
make i use dis my 10 mb watch bobrisky video
chineke kpoo gi oku �

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Celebrities / Re: Eva Alordiah's New Year Resolution Is Not To Kiss Anyone by Smartphil(m): 1:15pm On Jan 02, 2018
Akuko NTA

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Forum Games / Re: Only A Genius Can Solve This by Smartphil(m): 11:22am On Nov 28, 2017
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Wanna Learn Photoshop? This For You by Smartphil(m): 11:34pm On Nov 21, 2017
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Music/Radio / Re: Efe – I Love You (Video) by Smartphil(m): 10:31pm On Nov 14, 2017
NwaAmaikpe said that he would rather use this song to Chase Mosquitos away. chaiii, ���

DAT guy made me love nairaland more

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Romance / Re: My Wife Wants Gave Me Mouth Action And Then This Happend by Smartphil(m): 9:49am On Oct 20, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Does It Take To Win Your Heart ? by Smartphil(m): 9:46am On Oct 20, 2017
If u can cook Oha soup, you don pass exam be dat

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Romance / Re: Here Are 5 Ways You Can Use Your Mouth For Greater Good During Sex by Smartphil(m): 3:21am On Oct 07, 2017
Iranu! abacha!

Oh lord! into ya hand i put my soul *dies*
Romance / Re: Nairalander Takes His Pre-wedding Photoshoot To The Work Place by Smartphil(m): 12:49pm On Oct 04, 2017
If i no marry nxt year, no be my papa born me

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