₦airaland Forum

I'm happy this ones have found a cure to their major problems. UAE that is the centre of tourism installed sense to themselves long ago.

madridsta007:
Thank you.
Quite happy to see comments like this that resonates with my thinking.
In the world of intellectuals, there’s nothing like “school na scam”.

You are most welcome Sir.

He may be the new brand ambassador of Chicken republic. It's the saxophonist I pity, he thinks by smiling he will get one...he will be shocked that after giving him that sound, he will be made to pack the used plates.

Don't take this Northern coalition serious. Their loyalty will always swift back immediately they get spoken to in Arabic. Look at the NBA & how they are trying to divide it cos of a protest by some of their colleagues who never wanted the Kaduna gov to speak on moral grounds. Even if Buhari decides to do a third term, these same guys will still give him 2million votes plus Jara.

When I saw GOAT, i felt for a second it was Messi. The goat who destroyed that poster must be a thug.

Don't go alone Sir, ensure you load marcopolo buses full of your kind who rained insults on GEJ, only to now discover u were all scammed. Good enough u won't find GEJ there, cos he has moved on to bigger international tasks. Since you will meet his absence, you can hang around trees in the neighborhood to wait for his arrival during the Christmas festivity period...with the way he spelt the Otuoke as 'Otuke', this man will miss his way.

If this story is true, how can someone go to bed wearing a face mask? I can understand in the case of some babes who are in the habit of wearing earrings, necklaces, bangles etc to sleep (just in case they meet a suitor in their dream). Well, based on the story he obviously was drunk. As a dead man now, when he appears in that realm, he can begin to represent NCDC in the other world in doing jingles about the importance of using face masks.

Cyberterror:
You didn't talk about the ignorant fools that voted PDP in Abia state because of kerosene.

Look, my statement isn't selective. It's for all Nigerians irrespective of where they come from, but who vote out of fringe benefits. Of course those who got kerosene to vote in Abia would have been roasted by now based on the poor governance they are experiencing there.

NaMe4:
We're in the 21st century o!

The man has told us what he can do, so let us not argue with him...it's only reverse gear that functions in his developmental plans

noleflendum:
the same peegs keep on voting failure like ikpeazu of Abia state

Some of you think once you see a comment that criticizes your pay masters it is coming from an Igbo. That mentality can only come from a rotten brain. As far as I'm concerned Nigerians are suffering the effects of poor governance from political leaders all over Nigeria, and since I don't feed from the ass of any politician, I'll say things as they are...you better correct your foolish notion cos it will leave u in penury.

Pls address this man properly...he is a political analyst. His utterances does not match that of a prophet. Maybe the tag 'prophet' is his nickname or pet name. Don't be surprised if u see more newspapers and no Bible in his office.

All those sorry hands of ignorant fools u see up there are the multitudes who collect 1k to decide most election victories in Nigeria...once u give them an opportunity to stay under harsh conditions to wave their hands with an empty stomach, you have given them mad fun & all the dividends of democracy in one day. Wise Nigerians have moved on from what their sick govt can do for them, and have self developed to become global brands, so they can adopt the life they wish for wherever in the world.

Lol...pls don't bury him, give him a chance to go to Cape Verde and look for Lara who have escaped from his life. That's his retirement benefit.

tutudesz:
New S Class and Rolls-Royce Ghost, So 1 billion Dollars will go a long for them.
This country just to shock person everyday

Yes o... don't be surprised if one of them will bid to buy Messi from Barca.

tutudesz:
Xmas came early

Exactly... their Christmas tree will be so tall and green .

CornerBot:
1 billion WHAT?

$1bn windfall for end of year looting

Congrats to those who will supervise and benefit from the looting that is about to kick off.

Amazing stuff. In the world of intellectuals, there is nothing like 'school na scam'. Very superb innovation I must say...Unfortunately, some misguided persons think they can climb into Forbes list as ritualists and fraudsters, without knowing that progressive wealth has no short cut.

It will be easier for one naira to equal one dollar than for this man to marry Hanan Buhari, even in a drama. With a face that looks like someone who is dizzy, this man decided to develop appetite for a big fish when he himself looks like crayfish. This is someone who should be waiting to benefit from Kano mass wedding, but he may have listened to a motivational speaker and suddenly thought he can dream of Hanan Buhari ...I blame those who stopped one idiot from exiting the world.

It will be easier for one naira to equal one dollar than for this man to marry Hanan Buhari, even in a drama. With a face that looks like someone who is dizzy, this man decided to develop appetite for a big fish when he himself looks like crayfish. This is someone who should be waiting to benefit from Kano mass wedding, but he may have listened to a motivational speaker and suddenly thought he can dream of Hanan Buhari ...I blame those who stopped one idiot from exiting the world.

It will be easier for one naira to equal one dollar than for this man to marry Hanan Buhari, even in a drama. With a face that looks like someone who is dizzy, this man decided to develop appetite for a big fish when he himself looks like crayfish. This is someone who should be waiting to benefit from Kano mass wedding, but he may have listened to a motivational speaker and suddenly thought he can dream of Hanan Buhari ...I blame those who stopped one idiot from exiting the world.

Those who packaged the govt have suddenly lost their voices. The likes of Soyinka & Tunde Bakare are suddenly mute cos if they dare protest they will be insulted and assulted terribly. Unfortunately in 2023, other expired packaged products will recruit asslicking Nigerians as marketers, who will promote their presidential ambition with or without anything to offer. The country is finished.

Lol...the headline is just very sensational. Such 'order' can only work in some parts of Daura where he keeps his cows. If Akeredolu relaxes due to this so called order, feeling it is now all over, he will be ousted and the same Buhari will tell us he is shocked.

The Ghanaian authorities will still do worse to Nigerians in that country. The ill actions on Nigerian traders is just a smoke screen. What's happening there is a gradual feeling of disgust towards Nigerians and may one day lead to a serious xenophobic attack. Our leaders should rather see the bigger picture & address it firmly.

Look at the technology we are hyping in the 21st century? So if there is a conference on the latest technological innovations, we will gladly present this man to showcase this? This technology can only win him a Nobel prize award in kilishi market.

flyingpig:
Femi Adeshina is biggest ass-licker in Nigeria. He will even lick Buhari's purging anus.

Lol...My bro, he is justifying why he was employed. It's a case of blind loyalty, else he will be kicked out and to be honest anybody else who takes that position will not just asslick but polish the ass even if it's terribly dirty. Doyin and Abati did worse for GEJ.

flyingpig:
Instead of 21st century You're taking us back to Egypt, sir.

Bro, Egypt in real life is even far better than Nigeria. That's like taking us to Somalia.

Buhari has joined those fake prophets who predict political events. Nigerians are still waiting for his prediction of making one naira to equate one dollar to come to pass. Akeredolu if u intend to win, don't depend on predictions else u will be shocked at the outcome, and may retire to use ur white beards as Santa Claus this year December.

Nice patronage of a made in Nigeria brand & a reward for the loyal traditional rulers. He should try and get the suspended traditional rulers any brand of bicycles at least.

Some of these brain-dead religious idiots have taken up full time unpaid employment just to scan around to find who insults their god, so they can retaliate with death penalty. A look at their miserable lives is always a prove that the god they fight for isn't even aware of their existence.

abramelin11:
The highest paid lawmakers in the world say they're underfunded irony

Maybe they are trying to teach us words and opposite.

lexy2014:
How will photographer snap pishure without maintaining distance?

Just get the humour