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Pls i want to know more about this degree form that is been sold in delsu you buy the form for about ten thousand naira but the school fees is about 50,000 you spend 5yrs instead of 4yrs that means you add extra one dear you don't go tru JAMB , how true is this and when are they going to sell the form

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The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow,

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

Patient: "Oh no! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this??"

Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you

In a shop in Lagos, Nigeria, a man had entred to ask for prices of items he intended uying at a later time. As he was leaving, he was stopped dead in is tracks by the comment of the shop attendant, "Sir, i de suspect you".realizing that jungle justice was often used to dissuade thieves, he calmly inquired what he had done to warrant suspicion. As usual, the crowd had started to gather.In the heat of the argument, the shop owner arrived and having managed to hear the case, called the man aside and apologised for the embarrassment. The cheeky attendantnot wishing to be undone asked loudly,"suspect you and expect you, no be the same?"

There is a Guy in my village his name is EMEKA, so he met this charming lady, so started wooing her. He gave All his credentials then he said " my E-mail is emmy4u@yahoo.com, so unknown to him the girl na villa babe, so she said"my name is CHICHI and my C-mail is chichinot4u@you.com(chichi not for you @ you don't come.

Any of you know the cemetery at Akoka, Yaba; down by UNILAG. Alright then, one day two primary school boys were over the fence sharing peanuts which they had just stolen. They hid themselves completely out of sight, and one of them split the peanuts equally by saying "One for you and one for me." It so happened that at that moment a young man on his bicycle overheard them, and believed that it was the devil and the good Lord who were sharing the souls of the deceased.

He sped off on his bicycle, frightened like he had just seen the ghost of Abacha. Still speeding, he met an old man who stopped him and asked why he was so scared. The young man still looking over his shoulders, retold his encounter. The old man then slapped the man so as to bring him back to his senses, told him that his story was the most ridiculous story that he had ever heard. Then the old man asked to be taken to the cemetery so as to see for himself.

When they got there both men could hear the voices from the cemetery still saying, "One for you, one for me." The old man was taken aback; before the old man could understand what was going on, a voice from behind the wall said, "O boy, this thing don finish-o, make we go get the nuts wey dey by the the wall."

Though the young man was riding his bicycle, he couldn't catch up to the old man who ran so fast that he broke Maurice Green's record.

One day Jesus and his disciples went to preach but they left peter. Jesus told peter to buy some chickens and fry them. So when peter bought he was frying itd and after frying he said "let me taste this for My lord will not like a bad dish" after tasting he he said let me take another bite after tasting and tasing, he ate 4 chiken laps. When Jesus came back they distrubuted the laps. Jesus now said where is the remaining 4 laps my self and and some diciples have not eaten. peter pronouced "Master when i got to the market i saw chickens withn only one lap. Jesus disagreed and then decided to visit the market. When they got there (in the cold wether) they saw chickens with standing on one leg Jesus now said "My Father never created chickens with one leg" he decided to chase them ( to check for the legs) when he chased them peter pronounced Master Master Master you have made chikens with one leg have two legs glory be to God. And he got away with it

Dear Sir,

I am Mr.Ahmed Usman, Manager of bills/exchange at the foreign
remittance department of Union Bank Plc,Federal Rep Of Nigeria.

I have decided to contact you through this medium based on a
business proposal which will be of mutual benefit to both of us if
treated with trust and confidentiality.

However,be informed that I discovered your person/company through
your country's trade and enquiry unit here in Federal Rep Of
Nigeria.During an usual Bank auditing,we discovered an abandoned sum
of US35,000,000.000(THIRTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)in an account
that belongs to one of our foreign custormers who died in a plane crash.

Since we got information about his death,we have been expecting his
next of kin to come over and claim the money because we can not
release it unless some body apply for it as his next of kin or
relation as indicted in our banking guidelines.

Unfortunately,no body has turned up to cliam this money.It is based
on this that I and some other top officials in my department decided
to establish a cordial businees relationship with you hence my
contacting you.We want you to present yourself as the next of kin or
relation of the deceased so that we can release the money and
transferit into your nominatd oversea account for safety and subsequent
disbursement since no body is willing to come
for it.

If the money is not claimmed in the nearest future then
it will definitely go into the Government account as unclaimmed
bill and this is what we are trying to avoild,the banking law and
guidelines here stipulates that any account abandoned or dormant
for a long period of time will be deemed closed and all money
contained therein will be forfeited to the government treasury
account,now it is been speculated that the above money will be
transferred into the government account as an unclaimed sum on or
before october 2003.

I do solicit for your collabration in this business to present
yourself as the next of kin and this is occasioned because of the
fact that the deceased was a foreigner.

We have agreed to give you 30% of the total money for your
assistance,10% has already been mapped out to defray all cost
incurred by both parties in the course of this transaction and 60%
will be for me and my colleagues.

If this proposal matches with your inward intentions for success and
greatness,then you are urged to make a quick response indicating
your readiness and interest to participate in the business.

Note that this transaction is 100% risk free as we will make sure
that we do every thing in accordance with the Federal Rep Of Nigeria
capital control unit hence all modalities for safe business has been
put in place.Please treat this proposal as strictly confidential for
our mutual long term benefit.I hope to hear from you soon.

Thank you for your understanding and co-operation.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr.Ahmed Usman.

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"