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Business › Re: Cac Closes Manual Registration Of Companies In Five States by smartty68(m): 7:38am On May 23, 2017

Now watch how the website will be going offline every now and then!

The website would only offer incomplete registration, then complete the rest in their office, abi no be Naija again grin

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Phones › Re: How To Customize Your Android Launcher Without Rooting by smartty68(m): 7:33am On May 23, 2017

Floridax:
like seriously ..dem nor de teach person this thing na ....I am a master on my own

After all this heavy customizations, battery starts draining like kilode, device starts getting slower, laggy, freezes and heats up like ring boiler cheesy

, charging your device every now and then, slow device start-up, may even crash the OS cheesy

Anyways, another mans meat is another mans poison tongue

Good morning

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Phones › Re: How To Customize Your Android Launcher Without Rooting by smartty68(m): 7:26am On May 23, 2017

Cool but I hate launchers

Politics › Re: Nigeria Not Working Well In All Aspects, Says Atiku by smartty68(m): 7:16am On May 23, 2017

What his statement meant is that;

1. Gullible Nigerians should vote him into power come 2019. grin

2. As the president elect come 2019, he's going to be our Messiah who would help destroy Nigeria even further cheesy

3. Atiku is a deluded sombori tongue

He and his cabals connived and loot the country dry from time immemorial.

Christianity Etc › Re: Zimbabwean Pastor "Calls God On Phone, Speaks With Him In Church". Photos/Video by smartty68(m): 4:52pm On May 22, 2017

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Asiedu: "My Big Boobs Got Me My Husband And I Will Never Reduce Them" by smartty68(m): 2:51pm On May 22, 2017

angels09:
I wonder why meatbags are so hyped....

No be small breast tuck in

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by smartty68(m): 2:49pm On May 22, 2017

scoield:
House take note.. I have just been scammed by this guy
His name is : obinnaya kanu
Acct number : 0220971884
Bank: GTbank
Nl username: obynoblitz
And dats his picture too so yu guys should b careful.. going to gtbank to see wat they can do

Another GT Bank

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Asiedu: "My Big Boobs Got Me My Husband And I Will Never Reduce Them" by smartty68(m): 2:38pm On May 22, 2017

angels09:

This one and catapult no difference

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Asiedu: "My Big Boobs Got Me My Husband And I Will Never Reduce Them" by smartty68(m): 2:35pm On May 22, 2017

By the time you give birth to junior and he sucks it upandan, your bra na obioma go dey sow am for you.

The breast be like something wey dey use gyming stone take mold

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Politics › Re: See How Nairaland Is Performing In Poll Conducted By DG BPSR by smartty68(m): 1:02pm On May 22, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Them say na Twitter lol

Leave them jare! Just confused people

Politics › Re: See How Nairaland Is Performing In Poll Conducted By DG BPSR by smartty68(m): 1:02pm On May 22, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Which medium carry fake gist pass WhatsApp?

Na from Facebook the news the spread reach WhatsApp

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Politics › Re: See How Nairaland Is Performing In Poll Conducted By DG BPSR by smartty68(m): 12:59pm On May 22, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Lol Lalasticlala come and see...

NairaLand

Politics › Re: See How Nairaland Is Performing In Poll Conducted By DG BPSR by smartty68(m): 12:58pm On May 22, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Another

Instagram and Twitter should top the poll - fake lifestyles

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Politics › Re: See How Nairaland Is Performing In Poll Conducted By DG BPSR by smartty68(m): 12:57pm On May 22, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
Another Poll

Facebook should top the list

Politics › Re: See How Nairaland Is Performing In Poll Conducted By DG BPSR by smartty68(m): 12:56pm On May 22, 2017

TonyeBarcanista:
The DG of Bureau of Public Service Reforms, Dr. Joe Abah is currently running series of poll on his Twitter Handle on social media. See the performance of our dear NL..

NairaLand should top this poll

Autos › Re: 2010 Nissan Versa $1400 by smartty68(m): 12:36pm On May 22, 2017

Dirtcheapcars:
Only @ my blog

http://dboydirtcheapcars..com/?m=1

What's your location?

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by smartty68(m): 12:27pm On May 22, 2017

Najwal:
Bros abeg do u have any idea if the uba africard can serve the same purpose. Thanks

Sure

Education › Re: I Haven't Seen My JAMB Result by smartty68(m): 12:27pm On May 22, 2017

dessz:
CHISOSS!!

Romance › Re: What Are Your Takes Girls by smartty68(m): 10:38pm On May 21, 2017

elmagnifo:
bread & beans = 50naira( 50*3 = 150).

Are now his younger Brother to know what he eats huh

Or abi sand don finish for him area huh

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Politics › Re: IPOB Cooks Human Parts PICS by smartty68(m): 10:35pm On May 21, 2017

No picture and you expect it to get to FP

Romance › Re: What Are Your Takes Girls by smartty68(m): 10:31pm On May 21, 2017

elmagnifo:
True. But what if the guy doesn't have the money to renovate the house?

How does he feed?

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Romance › Re: What Are Your Takes Girls by smartty68(m): 10:19pm On May 21, 2017

elmagnifo:
Nobody knows tomorrow. The guy leaving in this tattered house today can be a owner of a mansion tomorrow. And that's what many girls don't understand

But lemme him try and renovate it gradually at least na. A drop of water makes an ocean

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Romance › Re: What Are Your Takes Girls by smartty68(m): 10:17pm On May 21, 2017

Touchey:
LOL why is he locking the door?

His got valuables inside. Na this kind house the owners the lock pass

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Romance › Re: What Are Your Takes Girls by smartty68(m): 10:15pm On May 21, 2017

This house ugly pass even devil coven sef! The walls even get eczema sef

Kai OP you no try o! Love no blind for this one

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Autos › Re: 2007 Hyundai Sonata $500 by smartty68(m): 10:09pm On May 21, 2017

Dirtcheapcars:
Whether you are on a budget or dealers

DirtCheapCars by D Boy to the rescue

Its a daily listing!

http://dboydirtcheapcars..com/?m=1

Why e cheap na huh

Na where be your location?

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by smartty68(m): 10:03pm On May 21, 2017

Obynoblitz:
How are you trying to help me by mocking me first? Abeg relax

Bros abeg I take God name beg you for the last time make you no mention me again. I no even know why I quoted you in the first place. I think say I been the give person sense but now na trouble me come find.

Sorry biko

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Jobs Application Reopen May 29, 2017 - Minister Of Labour by smartty68(m): 10:01pm On May 21, 2017

Sleezwizz:
NCE, OND, BSC, HND, MSC and so on

So many people didn't believe in this program initially but I can confidently say its making sense now

No SSCE?

Politics › Re: ICYMI: Buhari, Yar’adua And The Sense Of Deja Vu by smartty68(m): 9:57pm On May 21, 2017

Hmmm! This Bubu's health case is something else.

Iyam tired jor.

Lawd!!! Please come and scrap Nigeria lemme rest

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Crime › Re: See Graphic Photos Of Ghanaian Man As He Slaughters Fiancée To Death by smartty68(m): 9:55pm On May 21, 2017

SQLmastar:

Too bad....this is a wicked world.
BTW me thinks she refused him some pussy-juice, hence the slaughter

Crime › Re: See Graphic Photos Of Ghanaian Man As He Slaughters Fiancée To Death by smartty68(m): 9:53pm On May 21, 2017

Where's the photos huh

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Jobs Application Reopen May 29, 2017 - Minister Of Labour by smartty68(m): 9:41pm On May 21, 2017

OP please what qualification do N-POWER needs

Education › Re: I Haven't Seen My JAMB Result by smartty68(m): 9:40pm On May 21, 2017

WhistleB:
I wrote on the 13th and up till this moment they keep saying I don't have a result yet. What could be the problem?

A lil patients

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