₦airaland Forum

AkinPhysicist:
The next time Uncle Bukola comes home to visit, Kwarans (especially the Youths) should welcome him with big stones and big sticks.

The same youths will welcom him with open arms and even prostrating for him.

Everything is just wrong with this country

And they're already fighting for another term when they've absolutely done nothing in the current one.

Lost Nation

"He said the government workers must be prepared to “pay the sacrifices” of waiving their salaries as part of their own contributions to the economic development of the state".

Just imagine the senseless statement up there

Lubbish! How dare he request that civil servants should waive their outstanding salaries

What a country we live in - Politicians are heartless indeed

EFCC, Mr Mimiko and Rotimi Akeredolu needs some explaining to do

Cornerstone2020:


[s]Hypocrite. You have been supporting killing of innocent and armless citizens in their own country (Nigeria ) now you are still questioning why they don't treat us with dignity.
shame unto you[/s]

Try again but this time try to make a lil sense even if its little

Chijosky:
our government you said, but where is your president?

He's in the other room

Burgerlomo:
It's just a mere joke dude.

Was also joking

Burgerlomo:
Dis 1 na 100% loyal house wifey, no more accusation of cheating as she no dey go anywhere

Warrisdis one saying

You're giving this robot 100%? Guy wake up

gbegemaster:
Oh you meant computer virus! Lol.

Yeye

gbegemaster:
Technological magun

Bros even I won't dare this very one. I like my life

Oyibo can keep their sex starved robot for all I care

gbegemaster:
I am sure that to sleep with the Asewo dolls, customers will be asked to use protection. Besides dolls will be easily sterilized within minutes so the risk of virus spread will be low.

That robot uses online data to monitor its owners activities, should there be a bridge or leak in wrong data communications, the robot would go rogued

Lalasticlala come and see female robot

Trumpism:
Support Buhari to make things happen

The ghost leader who has turned Nigeria into a rogued Nation you mean?

gbegemaster:
Women should protest before it's too late.

I see men marrying these dolls in future.

Guy this is worse than dead ni. What if e contact virus ni, na fatal damage e go cause for house and neighbourhood

No be small gobe o! If battery low as the man the horse ride on top am na wahala because e fit trap him thing inside

The parties and the individuals destroyed Nigeria

Source nko?

Its gotten to the point where Nigerians have zero chill for politicians whether dead or alive.

I see Nigeria becoming great in the near future

Before na where you think say Indomie noodles come from

We import everything and even import names/brands

N

mrsefan:
please advise. why is my
menstruation date always
changing. i understand it
can change once in a while
with 2 days interval.but
now i don't understand it no more. FEB'S own was on the
19th, MARCH 21, APRIL 19,
MAY I WAS EXPECTED TO SEE
IT ON THE 24TH NOW IT
CAME TODAY 14TH. is
anything wrong with me. please i need to know.

It seems you've been taking pills to avoid getting pregnant after s*x! There's nothing wrong with you Miss

Well, someone below should give you an answer

ProWalker:
If your parents did not teach or refused to take home training, you will get such training outside.

This has nothing to do with home training Mr. ITK

Punctual:
Is this xenophobic attack still ON?

Why will people be as brutal as this? Cus i wonder what this people are grinning in this stupid act (i sense war)

Its xenophobic attack Bro! Our government are the problem here. They've done absolutely nothing to curb this menace simply because most of them has huge investments in South Africa

sarrki:
I wonder why they treat us like shit

Because even our leaders treats us like shiit too...

This South Africans are still practising xenophobia on Nigerians

Chai! Back home no comfort, you travel abroad wahala everywhere!

CivilzedTyger:
Hey what you don't know cannot kill you. Sometimes ignorance is the key to wisdom

@bold, is love we're talking about here, someone you might spend the rest of your life with.

Or

You rather prefer some else's exposes her secrets when you least expected? And then you'll feel disappointed in the end.

No! No! No!

Leiman100:
t[s]rash! If you don't have anything good to say just keep quite[/s]

Say something reasonable. Please try again Mr. Wailer

HARDDON:
Wano bet ur balls on it?

Only balls? Testicles nko

Man U ain't gonna qualify for champions league

See the protector with big padlock and them tear carton wey carry zenith name on top take shade the view!

This one should be called Zenith Kios shop minimart

firstclassmumu:
God go punish oloyede abi wetin dem dey call am self

We never reach to the use computer write exam for this country

Are you saying that Nigerians are still counting stones?

Oh sorry, I get it now; its stone age