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Career › Re: Police Beats Man For Asking For His 2 Months Salary From His Boss(video+pics) by smartty68(m):
embarassed
Police force = zombie force

They just rush into matters without prior knowledge of what conspired.

Agbero in police uniform

As for the boss, ambush awaits you.
Politics › Re: State House Press Release On The Suspension Of SGF Lawal And DG NIA Oke by smartty68(m): 3:52pm On Apr 19, 2017
GloriaNinja:
NA SUSPENSION AND FIRING BUHARI SABI DO, NOT TO WORK ON DA ECONOMY, MAY OGUN BLAST HIS BIG TOOTH AND BLOCKED RABBIT EARS THERE.
Hi tongue
Phones › Re: Specifications Of The Smartphone That Was Made Just For Hackers by smartty68(m): 9:50am On Apr 19, 2017
sustainable:
nice killer specs. youths all over the world are excelling in technological know how and are becoming Bilionaires while some Youths somewhere in the "Republic of Africa" are only interested in worshiping old outdated men that have already made it. they want to do shaggy hair like Pantoraking and take Girls to Club every friday. but they don't want to work. then later in the future you will see old men joining armed robber Gang.
I keep saying it that if I was a Girl I would be chasing after all these Geeks that are brilliant but dress poorly to school. why? because they own the future. the one that is dancing pantoranking and clubbing every friday may not be able to buy Nutribom, Nutriben, pampers and Nutrilac for your baby in future when the time come. he may even say that you and your Baby ruined his irresponsible life. but the one that work now will Dance Pantoranking in the best Clubs of the World when it is time.

as for the phone. OP please details on how i can get one. thank you and good morning.
The device is out of stock
https://store.pwnieexpress.com/product/pwn-phone2014b/
Crime › Re: Man Who Has Killed Policemen And Soldiers In Ikorodu Killed (Photos) by smartty68(m): 7:53pm On Apr 18, 2017
darediamond:
grin grin wahlai, you deserve an award in eebu bibu!
Abeg I need am grin
Send am over grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Congratulates Turkey On Referendum by smartty68(m): 7:49pm On Apr 18, 2017
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Phones › Re: Free Public Wifi In BRT Buses by smartty68(m): 7:45pm On Apr 18, 2017
This is cool but for how long can they sustain it?
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Flaunts Cleavage On Snapchat (photos) by smartty68(m): 6:08pm On Apr 18, 2017
FvckShiT:
fûçkiñg nice firm böobs cheesy
You mean the silicon boobs? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: “I Am Scared To Collect Offerings!" - TB Joshua Talks About Blood Money by smartty68(m): 6:01pm On Apr 18, 2017
Lol wahala dey
Crime › Re: Elderly Nigerian Man Robs Four Banks In New York (photos) by smartty68(m): 5:32pm On Apr 18, 2017
Them dey develop the country for them

Crime › Re: Elderly Nigerian Man Robs Four Banks In New York (photos) by smartty68(m): 5:32pm On Apr 18, 2017
Chai! This children abroad don finish Naija

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Serves Passenger On Abuja-Kaduna Train by smartty68(m): 5:12pm On Apr 18, 2017
All this eyeservice sef lipsrsealed

Whereas na normal thing for other countries but Naija own go make FP. Mtcheewww
Family › Re: Man Batters Wife For Not Swearing To Juju Over Infidelity (Photos) by smartty68(m): 5:09pm On Apr 18, 2017
I don't support such marriages. Both partners ain't compatible
Family › Re: Man Batters Wife For Not Swearing To Juju Over Infidelity (Photos) by smartty68(m): 5:08pm On Apr 18, 2017
GloriaNinja:
WHO MARRIAGE EPP THESE DAYS? NOBODY.
My nagging babe spotted grin

You're just everywhere like Kemen tongue
Crime › Re: Man Who Has Killed Policemen And Soldiers In Ikorodu Killed (Photos) by smartty68(m): 4:36pm On Apr 18, 2017
See him face like local dog grin
Politics › Re: Lagos Prophet Arrested Over $500 Fraud (Photo) by smartty68(m): 4:25pm On Apr 18, 2017
Just when you feel you've heard it all and then this...

Crime › Re: Burial Photos Of Chuks Okebata, U.S Army Veteran Killed By Gunmen In Imo State by smartty68(m): 4:23pm On Apr 18, 2017
RIP. Imo and crime rate is on the increase
Car Talk › Re: A Look at Sam's Bug-Eyed Three-Wheeled, Two-Person Electric Vehicle by smartty68(m): 4:09pm On Apr 18, 2017
The invention is cool but I hate small cars. This one is even tiny cheesy
Politics › Re: "APC May Lose Kaduna In 2019" – Senator Shehu Sani by smartty68(m): 4:04pm On Apr 18, 2017
dallyemmy:
Where is 2017 budget Senator Shehu? It seems the Senators have forgotten why they are in the national assembly. Do we really need these people? Are they adding value to our country at all?
We don't need them anymore. But gullible Nigerians will still vote them in.

Stomach infrastructure - Come 2019.

For all the people we've voted into power - none of them are credible
Politics › Re: "APC May Lose Kaduna In 2019" – Senator Shehu Sani by smartty68(m): 3:58pm On Apr 18, 2017
When even the cows will vote come 2019. Nothing in Naija surprises me anymore.

As long as your votes don't count APC are sure to win again. As for PDP its a sinking party

Politics › Re: Obiano Tours First Ultra Modern 24/7 Filling Station In Anambra (photos) by smartty68(m): 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2017
iamexcelblog:
So filling station is now an MOU? So Fuel station has VIP section now? I will come to buy fuel and enter VIP? For what kwanu?

Why do we like celebrating mediocrity down east and down south? You people don't really know what is capital projects!

Before you call me an Afonja, go thorough my posts and threads.

What happened to new factories? What happened to new bridges? New state schools? Upgrading previous ones? What happened to having street lights all over Anambra? What happened to dualizing Onitsha ways? What happened to buying transformers for villages without lights? What happened to new fly overs? What happened to more erosion control projects? What happened to building functional clinics inside villages that lack access to hospitals in towns and cities? What happened to seed and fertilizer grants to farmers? What happened to intensive scholarships to bright students? What happened to building intra city railways from Awka to Onitsha then to Nnewi? What happened to siting state owned poultry projects in different parts of Anambra? What happened to constructing new roads? What happened to maintaining existing ones? What happened to new markets? What happened What happened? What happened!! What happened!!!
The only sensible post so far. Thanks for this piece. But as for those arguing & tribalism; Your daily dosage is x3 slaps daily to put your brain in good position

Phones › Re: 6 Ways To Save Data When Using Mobile Hotspot by smartty68(m): 3:06pm On Apr 18, 2017
twaintoy:
How would I turn on my hot-spot for you and you wee be using my precious data to be watching porn?? Some people sef.. .
Na them choice
Phones › Re: 6 Ways To Save Data When Using Mobile Hotspot by smartty68(m): 3:04pm On Apr 18, 2017
Informative. But OP ISP go help you sip am on your behalf
Business › Re: Ayiri Emami Flaunts His 1965 Bentley In Warri As Youths Gather. PICS by smartty68(m): 11:51am On Apr 18, 2017
JJC
Nairaland General › Re: Policeman Pictured Sleeping On A Car In Ibadan by smartty68(m): 11:42am On Apr 18, 2017
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Celebrities › Re: Funny Meme Of Korede Bello: "When You Get Alert After Blowing Whistle" by smartty68(m): 11:38am On Apr 18, 2017
GloriaNinja:
THIS BOY NO SABI DANCE THO, HE DANCE LIKE slowpoke SOMETIMES BUT HE IS A COOL SINGER.
Madam your letters are yelling grin

Hope say you no be the nagging type o tongue

Greetings from the South
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi And His Twin Daughters Dancing (Video) by smartty68(m): 11:37am On Apr 18, 2017
Gflat:
My kind of family. Not the tiwa Savage and toke makinwa type. Truth be told, if you marry a white lady you are likely to live longer than when you marry a Nigerian lady
I concur in Timaya's
Politics › Re: The Warning Letter Against Fani-Kayode & Lere Olayinka From Amaechi (Photos) by smartty68(m): 11:33am On Apr 18, 2017
[quote author=hotspec post=55673748][/quote]Why Oshomole no follow carry stone na undecided

I know like this cheating...
Politics › Re: The Warning Letter Against Fani-Kayode & Lere Olayinka From Amaechi (Photos) by smartty68(m): 11:25am On Apr 18, 2017
Na wa o. So this people still the drag on top this matter until now sef.

Indomie wey I buy hide for laptop bag lastnight only to discover say rat don chop am leave small gimme this morning after the water don boil. SMH

I dey here dey chop leftover food from rat while our politicians the dey the loot us and yet the claim innocence lipsrsealed

Celebrities › Re: "TBoss' Brother, Chris Beat His Girlfriend In DELSU & Made Her Abort"- IG Users by smartty68(m): 11:18am On Apr 18, 2017
AY don send Sahara reporters to Tboss brother grin

Let the digging begin
Celebrities › Re: AY And TBoss, Pictured Together In New Selfie As Fans React by smartty68(m): 10:30am On Apr 18, 2017
Wait o.... Lately AY has been taking lots of selfies with Tboss or could it be that I'm the only one see this? cheesy
Travel › Re: The Abuja-kaduna Airports: A Testimony - Reuben Abati by smartty68(m): 10:27am On Apr 18, 2017
All this plenty write ups for just testimony alone huh

Abeg make him go siddon leave testimony for passengers jor
Foreign Affairs › Re: Have Donald Trump And His Wife Melanie Become Whistleblowers? Caption This Photo by smartty68(m): 10:10am On Apr 18, 2017
All those small boys wey dey use WhatsApp do ponzi schemes I don buy whistle keep for una. grin

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