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Career › Re: Is This What Moniepoint Pays As Salary? by smasher1(m): 6:05pm On May 08
casualobserver:
1 basic common sense in the absense of extraordinary intelligence 2. Proper education 3 exposure and enlightenment. These are the issues. It is at the heart of what the CEO is saying and the absence of any of those qualities in your response is at the heart of your troubles.

If you go to ANY village with a rolls Royce and try to use it for taxi services and charge the same rate the locals pay for Okada, don’t be surprised if they refuse to enter! Despite lack of exposure and education, they have enough common sense to know something isn’t adding up here! So rather than enter and find themselves victims of some untoward activity, they would seek verification, they would ask around why are you doing taxi services with a Rolls, who has entered and come out safe, how many people etc etc. this is basic human common sense. No degree or exposure or speaking English needed. This is what the CEO is talking about that our graduates increasingly lack. What I described up there is the problem 90% of employers have with Nigerian graduates and youth in general. Basic common sense. No point in having a 1st class degree in civil engineering for example and you cannot apply are deal with situations with a logical mind. That’s the issue. The Nigerian graduate with a 1st class will enter the car and next thing he is missing and they harvested his organs.

Back to the issue:

It is on record that the starting salary for entry level developers at Moniepoint is 1m a month, with senior developers earning up to 10m a month. With your so called education, you think a billion dollar software FINtech company got there by employing N200k Software QAs to vet the work of people earning up to N10m a month? You think a company of that caliber does not know that someone earning 200k in Lagos can never be in a state to handle that level of mental complexity? Drivers earn 200k! Also as someone who claims to be educated, it never occurred to you that there are different processes in any company and that this particular QA may not be Software QA?

Having just one of the 3 attributes would have led a sound mind to say, “I need to see the detailed job description first”. His lack of logical critical thinking problem solving skills, is what you have displayed here. I can tell you without knowing who you are you don’t work in a multinational company and if you do your role is a mundane role. If you are abroad you are care assistant or warehouse worker etc. there are things you can tell about people in one sentence.

You may end up being right but it won’t matter because the process that led you to your conclusion was faulty which means your thought process cannot be trusted…this is what employers see, that is why you think you are deserving but you don’t get employed or promoted. You could not have rightly come to that conclusion without having the details of the specific role allegedly paying N200k and as I said whether deliberately or otherwise it was the crucial bit of information concealed. If this were an interview, you wouldn’t be employed, even if you were right. The right and logical conclusion was the conclusion I arrived at. We don’t have enough information about this specific role to conclude definitely that this is a software QA role.

In the same way of I had a junior staff who entered that fictional Rolls Royce, I would sack him if I got to know….even if I was the one o sent hm on an errand and he delivered….. Why? Because one day such a person will put me in trouble.
Thanks for your response moniepoint staff, but you are wrong ❌in all your assumptions and I don't deem you fit enough to correct✅ you.

Kind regards,
Career › Re: Is This What Moniepoint Pays As Salary? by smasher1(m): 8:22pm On May 07
casualobserver:
The salary may be commensurate with the role. The problem here is he did not list the functions of the role. QA can mean anything just like “consultant” can mean receptionist, hairdresser or sales boy/girl. Quality assurance is generally not a role for graduates. Generally abroad it would be a job for school leavers. However If it is software QA, I am 100% sure they would never offer such a salary.

Did you go to university thinking you would be applying for a quality assurance role?
Q. A in the bank must be graduate preferably chartered accountants. They detect frauds from staff and recommend staff for disciplinary actions up to sack. In many banks they must be full staff not contract staff and salary starts around half a million for starters. Banks usually employ experienced staff for this role.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by smasher1(m): 1:11pm On May 04
Business › Re: Is ₦100k Salary Still Enough To Survive In Nigeria? by smasher1(m): 2:40pm On May 01
Adeyemi230:
funny grin
my monthly salaries is 25k but the main issues is
at times my daily bonus is more than 10k if there's sale
and at times i might gain 2k daily so am comfortable
if there's daily bonus that cover daily expenses it's fine
This place you are working with the daily bonus is better than just only a 100k salary.
Business › Re: Dangote Raises Petrol Price By ₦75 To ₦1,275 Per Litre by smasher1(m): 8:06pm On Apr 29
dre11:
https://punchng.com/dangote-raises-petrol-price-by-n75-to-n1275-per-litre/
He is the worst person in Nigeria. He would reduce price by N20 and after a week increase price by N100 which is a deliberate act.
Health › Re: Yobe Recorded Nigeria’s Highest Fertility Rate At 7.5 Births Per Woman by smasher1(m): 8:03pm On Apr 29
Sibrah:
Does this include mortality rate at birth stage?
It's not fertility rates, but states that gives birth without control or thinking of what to feed the kids with thereby becoming the poorest states.
Business › Re: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by smasher1(m): 3:51pm On Apr 25
soccerlite:
Don't lie to him the interest will keep adding up

Infact he won't understand how they calculate it
True. Interest is automated and sometimes difficult to understand. If he refuses to pay, one day in the future, he may go to another financial institution and be told he is owing one company Up to N5, 000,000 or more from a N250, 000 loan.
Business › Re: How do I Handle This Issue With Easimoni by smasher1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 25
Betterthanwalki:
Use true caller and Uninstalle the app



I've been owning them.since 2024, when the country is better I will pay up
Which means you would never pay back. Paying back is commitment, what you have and willingness to repay.
Family › Re: Husband Caught His Wife With Another Man In A Hotel In Delta State by smasher1(m): 4:20am On Apr 23
Bendeco02:
When you marry for looks only, this is what you get.

By the woman's appearance, the signs are there that she is wayward.

But some men will be like "don't judge a book by it's cover".

I fit date any kind of girl o but you see for marriage, I will examine you like machine.

Wayward lady will always be wayward. Some of them always use poverty as an excuse for their wayward life.

She married a rich man but still can't stop cheating. Her excuse now will be that her husband is not active on bed grin
Exactly or that he doesn't care about her emotions. Stupid excuses to want to kill the man. A woman engaging in infidelity in that state in most cultures wants to kill the man.
Family › Re: Husband Caught His Wife With Another Man In A Hotel In Delta State by smasher1(m): 4:18am On Apr 23
Wotowotoman:
This is a skit. Or just an OS wey dem no pay complete money angry
No woman would go naked for a skit. It's not an OS or the staff including the security guard would have stopped the man to settle things. It's obviously his wife.
Family › Re: Husband Caught His Wife With Another Man In A Hotel In Delta State by smasher1(m): 4:15am On Apr 23
bmd1010:
Drama in Warri

A husband reportedly caught his wife with another man in a hotel in Delta State after being tipped off by the receptionist.

In a shocking twist, the wife allegedly ran out naked, pleading with him - but he drove off in anger.

Did the camera man just said which kine wickedness be that??

Nah him hang her for the car window

She love him this much why she cheat... this ain't love.. this is survival... she lives off his money... what he provides for her... his her atm card... thats what shes fighting 4



https://sayflexxyblog.com.ng/husband-reportedly-caught-his-wife-with-another-man-in-a-hotel-in-delta/
The person that capture it on camera and the woman is wicked.
Romance › Re: When She Insists No Sex Before Marriage Tell Her This by smasher1(m): 10:29am On Apr 20
spiceadole:
6 months is more than enough to date and marry for someone who wants to marry.

It's different from people who want boyfriends and girlfriends.Those ones can go on with their 5-10 years or more relationship,studying their partners like undergraduate and master's degree combined.

Good luck to them
And committing abortions all through.
Romance › Re: When She Insists No Sex Before Marriage Tell Her This by smasher1(m): 10:27am On Apr 20
spiceadole:
Why should I be angry?
I had met guys who didn't agree to "no sex" even when I accepted they should not spend on me.
Finding someone who agreed to my condition was perfect.
I was working and spending on myself.
I didn't just want to be passed around in the name of relationship.
Very important. You did well.
Romance › Re: When She Insists No Sex Before Marriage Tell Her This by smasher1(m): 10:26am On Apr 20
marlow1962:
Is 8 months not too soon to date and get married. I feel a year and half or 2 (max 3 years) is okay.
So many ladies can be on pretence mode for that 8 months or 1 year.
3 months is enough to get married. A lady can pretend for ten years. That's it.
Romance › Re: When She Insists No Sex Before Marriage Tell Her This by smasher1(m): 10:26am On Apr 20
marlow1962:
Is 8 months not too soon to date and get married. I feel a year and half or 2 (max 3 years) is okay.
So many ladies can be on pretence mode for that 8 months or 1 year.
3 months is enough to get married. A lady can pretend for ten years.
Romance › Re: When She Insists No Sex Before Marriage Tell Her This by smasher1(m): 10:24am On Apr 20
spiceadole:
That was what me and my husband practised.
We dated for 8 months.No sex, no spending.

It's greedy and broke ladies that can't agree to no spending.
I was working and contended.

We have 3 children now
Good👍
Romance › Re: Is It Appropriate To Help My Married Ex? by smasher1(m): 8:14am On Apr 18
helinues:
Bro forget it, All what you listed shouldn't be the excuse for not helping if you are in the best position to help.

Bad ex, bad friends, as long as whatever they did to you in the past did not kill you but make you stronger for them to come for help, prove to them you are better but it should be one time
An ex that leaves us actually motivates us to get better than before. Before considering helping, ask yourself how bad they were. From his explanation, the girl wanted to get married ASAP and he wasn't ready and after 3 years, he is still not ready to marry that's why he is still single and doesn't have a wife to give the money to. This means she made the right choice. I told a girl, I wanted to marry her and she said it's late, I should have told her earlier on. She got married after about 5 months and I got married about 3 months later to another girl. This shows Readiness and seriousness. The op is still not ready to get married after 3 years. Like you said, he can help her with no strings attached only once if he has free money. He should avoid chatting with her before the lady comes to show appreciation the woman way and the love starts again. He must never receive a thank you the woman way from her.
Romance › Re: I Bought My Girlfriend A Phone And This Is What I Get In Return by smasher1(m): 5:10am On Apr 16
Namaster:
This is a PRIME example of Penny smart, pound FOHOOLISH.

OP claims buying airtime to call the girl was too COSTLY yet he bought her a BRAND NEW PHONE.

HOW?!

How does that WORK?!

Now, the girl is using the Redmi that OP bought her to MARKET herself to the next maga who'll get an iPhone and OP is complaining of heart attack.

grin
I'm very sure, the girl's beauty removed his brain. He can't think.
Romance › Re: I Bought My Girlfriend A Phone And This Is What I Get In Return by smasher1(m): 5:08am On Apr 16
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
So are you planning to move on without collecting your phone back from her or what? undecided
The phone is not important. The guy doesn't know what he wants from a woman. Why buy a woman smart phone when the relationship has not started?
Business › Re: Dangote Sugar Warns Staff On Chewing Of Company Sugarcane by smasher1(m): 6:43pm On Apr 09
iwaeda:
People are really hungry in Nigeria, sugarcane is now a big thing under APC. grin grin grin grin
People that make and sell for example fufu, hardly eat it. It's discipline so that you don't eat all the profit and the capital. A IBO man selling garri, rice and beans hardly drink the garri or cook the rice or beans while selling. Some may give to others but know that if you take from the store, that business would not grow and growth is important in business.
Business › Re: Dangote Sugar Warns Staff On Chewing Of Company Sugarcane by smasher1(m): 6:38pm On Apr 09
ppogba:
Sorry if you are offended.

Just be warned for the last time.
No sotry. Let them try it again and be sacked and prosecuted. If you work in a multinational firm, you would understand better. For a boss tolerating anyhow behavior like late coming etc, he or she may be sanctioned. Next year, the boss is not promoted or unable to get something like a loan that is his entitlement and on inquiry, you are rightly informed that you lost a promotion etc because of one small sanction the previous year and when you think about it, you are told, it's due to your subordinate error so you have to wait one year or more before getting this same privilege. Then you would understand why some bosses become strict or wicked.
Business › Re: Dangote Sugar Warns Staff On Chewing Of Company Sugarcane by smasher1(m): 6:28pm On Apr 09
CaseSensitive:
And this is supposed to be a professional memo. Using languages such as "messing up", "red alert", "be warned for the last time!!!".
Is management staff jobs that are on the line. The management staff may have already been sanctioned for tolerating such.
Business › Re: Dangote Sugar Warns Staff On Chewing Of Company Sugarcane by smasher1(m): 6:26pm On Apr 09
damiloladuke:
If 1,000 staff members chew in a day nko
Before the HR head, is writing✍️ this, some management staff jobs are on the line that any repeat, heads would roll. So they would all take this memo seriously.
Business › Re: Dangote Sugar Warns Staff On Chewing Of Company Sugarcane by smasher1(m): 6:24pm On Apr 09
fyneboi79:
You can never grow a business with this poor mindset. Every penny counts in business.
For those who are into business, they don't know that up to half of expenses can come from staff stealing company assets. For the record, if such a company calculates the cost, it may be in billions and getting enough sugar cane may be difficult at some time as fruits🍍🍎🍓🍇 have season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Osimhen Wins Turkey’s Footballer Of The Year Award by smasher1(m): 5:02pm On Apr 04
star2008:
Congrat sir, also in ur shoe .i just gave birth too
Congratulations🎉 to you and yours!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Osimhen Wins Turkey’s Footballer Of The Year Award by smasher1(m): 5:01pm On Apr 04
Smartjeezy01:
God bless you agba baller.
Congratulations to me on my new born baby and na boy o.
Congrats🎉 to you and yours!
Properties › Re: The House The "Best Agent" In Surulere/Yaba Showed Client For ₦800,000 by smasher1(m): 3:09am On Mar 28
Wealthyonos:
You can use that money to rent a room and parlour self contain in Ibafo, or Igando and still have change.
Are those normal places? You get a house there and work in VI? How many hours to work and back on transportation? How much on transportation daily and monthly?
Family › Re: You Still Want To Marry? Lawyer Shares List Of Divorce Cases From One Court by smasher1(m): 4:11pm On Mar 15
ManknowThyself:
Real men are always ready for marriage but until they see and feel the respect of the only woman having the dignity to be the queen of their kingdom and empire.


Real men are waiting not in haste for marriage.

Real men know exactly what they want in a woman, peace, respect and dignity.

Not chaos, noise and disrespect.
What is real men? There's nothing like that. Any married man you see is not strong but quietly said let me be mumu to this woman for reasons best known to him including kids. Nothing like real men in a relationship.
Family › Re: You Still Want To Marry? Lawyer Shares List Of Divorce Cases From One Court by smasher1(m): 4:08pm On Mar 15
billynoni:
The lawyer said "see your neighbours, they had car accident". Are you sure, you still want to board any car in this lifetime?"
Very stupid example without percentage. Even if there are issues, others would live 50 years or more without any incident.
Family › Re: You Still Want To Marry? Lawyer Shares List Of Divorce Cases From One Court by smasher1(m): 3:59pm On Mar 15
ukaface:
It’s just like having a list …. Dead, dead, dead, dead and then asks ‘ you still want to live
It's a stupid example. The example that matters and it must be country specific is that out of 100 people that married in Nigeria for example in the last 5 years, so and so percent have divorced.
Travel › Re: I Raised ₦8 Million To Japa. I Was Deported The Next Day by smasher1(m): 7:37pm On Mar 14
Ironfaceman:
Name one Nigerian billionaire that was not involved in fraud or fraudulent politicians.
There are many. I won't mention names though.
Travel › Re: I Raised ₦8 Million To Japa. I Was Deported The Next Day by smasher1(m): 5:40pm On Mar 14
Ironfaceman:
This is what seasoned Christians call voice of the grave. One obstacle and you fall flat not wanting to get up.

We are living in a spiritual world, the Fools does not know this, only the prudent and the evil ones knows this.

Some think being a Christian is just about singing praise and worship or going to church in a beautiful dress. To be a Christian you most be ready to put on the whole armor of God.

Disappointment will always come in life but its your fortitude that will determine your direction.
What's the essence of this post? Is japa the only solution to success? No. There are so many prosperous billionaires who made it by hard work in every state and towns in Nigeria. You too can be one of them. You don't need to japa to make it. You can succeed anywhere you are. And at a particular age, find another way to succeed. Relocation even within Nigeria Can take you back several years at times if not well planned.

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