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Would have looked hot in a field filled with interhouse sport students - *blue house*;DD |
haven't received a rival's call b4 but have called sm1. The married woman(my bf's ex) no wan leave my guy alone upon say dey endure her numerous calls. lost it when she suggested τ̅☺ my guy via BB ping τ̅☺ dumb me. Hmmm, τ̅☺ cut d long story short, blasted her n threatened τ̅☺ contact her husband... |
onila: u are disgustingThat was uncalled for and FYI it takes a biatch τ̅☺ notice a biatch |
Ironing! Ironing!! Ironing!!!. I hate ironing |
Why her "camel toe" dey show like that... ![]() |
Policewoman: So?Must you copy the OP because of a two letter word? |
Can't stop now cos "my oga at the top" won't allow it |
Party! Party!! Party!!! Always partying |
careytommy:He said "people who can rescue". Read and digest before commenting. |
Class of 2009... |
Congrats Tubaba. Happy married life.
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ibietela2: Who still uses b.b these days do |
Nadia looks better. Yvonne is too skinny |
duwell: Dat tin na blackberry na.(cos its black and taste like berries) In my place its called 'ukuk'. #AKWAIBOMYou got it... Ukuk (in ibibio)is the name. Makes me remember Obubra NYSC camp... |
love d masculinity and the sheer strength it exudes |
very touching ... "so sad when people who give the best memories become a memory" - Best line |
I represent Nuco Nursery/Primary School Cornelia Connelly College,Afaha Oku University of Uyo, Uyo |
Next time she comes around, fiddle wt her fone n get her husband's fone numba. Tell ur wife abt it n get ur wife to call her or text to warn. If she keeps pestering u, let ur wife threaten to call her husband. Blieve me she'll run w/o looking bk (speaking frm xperience) |
Reading thro this post, I don't know what decision τ̅☺ make. I'm gettng married soon n right now my intEnded is staying in a flat of his own while his parents/siblings r stayng in their flat (bt same cmpound). My intEnded wants us τ̅☺ gEt married n stay in hs family cmpound n usE d money he wld v used τ̅☺ pay rEnt n build hs own housE. I sEriously want us τ̅☺ have our own house but would I b able τ̅☺ bear whatevEr is thrown at mE quietly? His parEnts n siblings r ds conventional typ - no trousers, no long or outstandng weavon, anklE lEngth skirt etc. My intended knows hw I drEss (dcEntly bt sexy) n doEsn't mind bt hw long can he hold out wt hs family watchng? I just hope I know what I'm walking into |
FRIENDS is M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ best seasonal movie of all times |
Donalð Genes: By the time we quys put you belle -- you will fear what we called "dick"Guy don't mind...still dissapointed that d**ks, broad shoulders and 6 packs were not shown... |
Men no dey follow waka? Wouldn't mind seeng some mind blowing d**ks |
L♥√ع this. Already we work too much, eat in a hurry, we don't sleep well and we don't rest well yet our corrupt politicians are shuttling around the world. Two weeks holiday is not going to cripple the State. Let the poor masses have rest afterall UK citizens observes two wks break too. |
They rarely do but when they do, hmm... they do it more than the women |
Indecisive |
I've learnt not to over show my emotions. I've also learnt that compromising is for both parties instead of one. N/B: never let a man feel that you can't do without him!!! |
@Badmrkt. I dumped him before he did. |
