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victorazy:
We should be happy that whenever the world remember Africa, Nigeria will be mentioned either good or bad because the world is about good and bad, life and death, negative and positive, Gene is shining star.

Guy you've said it all. Repeating what Kadman said: Let haters "GO AND DIE"

I always say it, this girl is highly favoured. She may not be the best to some peeps but she sure is the best to me. Go girl. You deserve it. Let the haters rot in wherever.

Hey! you got me there . Was actually thinking about him. Nice one.

Your tales of woes are just starting. Very stupid blackmail indeed. The same cup you measured to others are being measured to you. I just pray that the cup be pressed down and shaken together to fill it up properly.

For someone who wants to recover the economy of Nigeria, wouldn't he be anxious for news concerning the country he's interested in governing? Well, like they say, wonders shall never end.

As a one time vice president of this country, what did he offer? Pride, arrogance, haughtiness and whatever. Very stupid indeed.

puskin:
She ain't living with the guy in the parent' s permanently. . . . . . . .so wats the fuss!!!!

Prolly . . . . the parents are checking the babe out.

And when the girl's parents wants to check him out, he'll probably stay in the girl's compound?

SmashingM:
Hi everyone,

I really appreciate the good work being done by you all on this forum and especially this thread. I'm an Admin Assistant/Office Secretary and a Personal Secretary to the MD in a private company. I joined this company a year ago as a receptionist and got promoted to my current status. Initially i didn't like the work because of its challenges (which i thought i couldn't meet) and I not being a trained secretary. Moreover i have a degree in one of the basic sciences though i'm yet to go for my NYSC (which will be in March next year).

I've come to enjoy this profession and would like to be a trained (professional) secretary. Please how do i go about it? I've read about the MBA, Certified exams and all others. For someone like me who's science oriented, i'm i going to start from the beginning (ie arts subject, jamb and degree)? Please help a sister out.

Thanks so much for your anticipated response.

@ my peace and others, please i still need your views on the above. Help a sister out. Thanks.

I said it; this guy is too full of himself. Why didn't he stop at jewel?

Jewel for Jim Iyke indeed!

One down, more to go

oyb:
which cell can accommodate that big stomach?

I wonder'o

Kai! I never knew Mr. Cork could be this fascinating!

Ride on bro. I am solidly behind you.

Hi everyone,

I really appreciate the good work being done by you all on this forum and especially this thread. I'm an Admin Assistant/Office Secretary and a Personal Secretary to the MD in a private company. I joined this company a year ago as a receptionist and got promoted to my current status. Initially i didn't like the work because of its challenges (which i thought i couldn't meet) and I not being a trained secretary. Moreover i have a degree in one of the basic sciences though i'm yet to go for my NYSC (which will be in March next year).

I've come to enjoy this profession and would like to be a trained (professional) secretary. Please how do i go about it? I've read about the MBA, Certified exams and all others. For someone like me who's science oriented, i'm i going to start from the beginning (ie arts subject, jamb and degree)? Please help a sister out.

Thanks so much for your anticipated response.

The ladies are just listing what turns them off and i'm sure you guys have your own turn-off in ladies too so why all the dissing?

@ Thread

Body odour
Bad breath
Unkept beard and hair
Bad walking steps

Here they are;

Emeka Ike - fake facial expressions

Chiwetalu Agu - noise maker even in a plot where noise is not needed

Lilian Bach - makes me remember the lead role in the famous american movie "some like it hot" before Marilyn Monroe displaced her and became the lead role. For God sakes, what's wrong with her voice?

Kenneth Okonkwo - He's got the widest mouth but does not know how to smile with his lips pressed together.

Aki and paw-paw - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

My eyes and my boobs.

1759:
My fingers. Not only do they look nice, they are also very prolific.

Looks like 19 (no offense)

what.lyf:
i remember dis particular day when i was 16 and was beaten black and blue by a 15 years old girl, e be lyk film 4 my eye, omen i come dey pray make dem seperate us but 4 where, ppl just dey watch as she dey beat me, d worst part be say na me fin her trouble and na me tear mouth pass b4 d fite, i come humble for several days because my frens wey we dey play futball 2geda always make reference to dat particular tin anytim i fyn their trouble, kai, evelyn i no fit 4get u

Hmm. Couldn't help laughing my sweet backside off.

Hilarious

My favorite verses in the Bible are Isaiah 43: 2 and 5

2: When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; And through the rivers, they will not overflow you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be scorched, Nor will the flame burn you. 

5: "Do not be afraid, for I am with you; I will bring your offspring from the east, And gather you from the west.


Oh! what a blessed assurance!

Those cops should have at least hid her face instead of exposing her unclothedness/face for the whole world to see.