Idowuogbo:
Ok..Daddy zilanti!

Idowuogbo:
Mami gist me nau... Dem don tear ya Pata tire abi? U sef stop snatching.

ypzilanti:

Go in peace and sin no more. Some of us on nairaland used 5 kobo and 1 kobo to buy sweets when we were in primary school. We are the generation that did not experience the use of GSM phone in University.

kulyie: tufiaaaa.kini ipade were ati asinwin.God forbid evil.i dont just date a guy and take his words for it.i scrutinize him mentally and psychologically.when i see he starts contradicting himself (lies) i know he obviously has a girl or is married.it takes me time for me to say yes to any guy and if he is tired,he can go to hell for all i care,good riddiance anyway,so there is no way i would be involved with a guy that has values talkless of engaging in public display of fists.tufiaaaa! However i have seen such street fights around that area sha and 1 around that busy iwo road area,close to mr biggs,this time it involved 2 shameless men

Shugamania:


Like seriously
Did you actually think before asking this question?? Yes or No.


How does that affect anything?

SmashingM:  haven't received a rival's call b4 but  have called sm1. The married woman(my bf's ex) no wan leave my guy alone upon say  dey endure her numerous calls.  lost it when she suggested τ̅☺ my guy via BB ping τ̅☺ dumb me. Hmmm, τ̅☺ cut d long story short,  blasted her n threatened τ̅☺ contact her husband...

Empex:
Yeso!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! Bring on the pictures.

gqboyy: How can u call her your rival if u r truly nt in relationship with her man?

Idowuogbo:
Too much time....lolzz! Jokes aside, how u go pick phone dey warn me in my own territory? Haba! Iko ja aye on a numerous level.

kulyie: hahaha lmao na we women get that kain bad habit.men no dey too do am,but these days ehen the desperation to stay married will make women reduce themselves to the level of threatening another female.the same thing sef happened to my warri friend and of which she never dated the guy,she didnt even know the guy was married (you know say men sabi pretend,na we women dey flaunt marriage,men no dey too flaunt am,anyway the guy used to drop her to work every morning because her office is very close to his and they live around the same area.by the way this my wafi friend dey work for bank and you know say all this bank girls sabi wear skimpy tight pencil skirt that will reveall all the curves and backyard with a tight fitting office shirt that always reveals the upper part of her breasts.anyway to cut the long story short this woman got her number from her husbands phone because she calls,pings or sends a text dat she has gotten to d office and thanks for the meat pie you bought when you branched at mr biggs yesterday morning,you know,just a courtesey and thak you message,the wife got the number and came to embarass the girl in her office yelling ' shey because you think say you fine abi,you be oyinbo peper,ashawo like you,you wan snatch my husband.make i see you for im car again',infact the security men had to drag the woman out of the banking premises si she told me what transpired,she said she didnt even know and her mind didnt go towards that direction of dating him,but since the woman came to shout in the office,she will now date him officially and she is ready for anything.this my babe started making advances at the man o,as the man see yellow big breasts,one thing led to the other and she dated the man just to spite or punish her for the drama she came to perform in the office,this woman almost went crazy.as usual the man will pick her very close to her house,not knowing the woman has gone to stand around her neighbourhood,so as the man opened the door for her,the woman just came from nowhere and sat on the bunnet of the car and told both of them that she will not stand up until that girl gets down from her husbands car.as the scene was already attracting attention,the man begged her to get down and take a bike to the next junction,he will pick her up from there and make up fr all the embarassment.when all this nonsense was going on,i told her to live the guy alone but she said she wants to see what the woman will do,so i kept quiet looking at the drama to see how it will end.this woman went to hire thugs to beat my friend to stupor.they beat her so bad that she was rushed to the hospital with bruises and body pains.when she told the sister what happened,that one went to report the case to the police,they locked the woman up for assault,when this my friend was discharged from the hospital,she told the guy it is over.i just dated your wife to spite her not that i was really into you and all that,unfortunatly the guy was already enjoying and getting used to her kitten.he came to meet me in my house to come and beg her i said ejo ema pemisinu oro idoti,because i have told her from the onset that i wasnt into what she was getting involved in.the guy said his wife is in the cell because of her,i said ehen,and so what?what should i do?i should join her there abi.na wetin you like don bele ful you.you better go and seek the release of your wife and beg the woman.luckily for him,he was granted the bail,the wife's family was already saying he is a terrible husband,she shouldnt go back to his house and all that but after they considered the kids involved,she had no choice than to accept his plea.two of them have learnt their lesson now especially the wife.she has cooled down now.if she sees her husband with a woman now,she doesnt go over board again however the man doesn't give her lift again sha o

Idowuogbo:
Na wa o! Some of us 2 dey wait for riverbank for Aguyi d town crier to deliver message na!

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! I trust u! Aburo Babaginda! U go hire detectives sef to track d guy record b4 u even reply hin txt message. Iron Lady! Eyin Iya mi oshoronga!

Alyricist★Laura:




Indecipherable Font Wall of Slop.

kulyie: hahaha lmao na we women get that kain bad habit.men no dey too do am,but these days ehen the desperation to stay married will make women reduce themselves to the level of threatening another female.the same thing sef happened to my warri friend and of which she never dated the guy,she didnt even know the guy was married (you know say men sabi pretend,na we women dey flaunt marriage,men no dey too flaunt am,anyway the guy used to drop her to work every morning because her office is very close to his and they live around the same area.by the way this my wafi friend dey work for bank and you know say all this bank girls sabi wear skimpy tight pencil skirt that will reveall all the curves and backyard with a tight fitting office shirt that always reveals the upper part of her breasts.anyway to cut the long story short this woman got her number from her husbands phone because she calls,pings or sends a text dat she has gotten to d office and thanks for the meat pie you bought when you branched at mr biggs yesterday morning,you know,just a courtesey and thak you message,the wife got the number and came to embarass the girl in her office yelling ' shey because you think say you fine abi,you be oyinbo peper,ashawo like you,you wan snatch my husband.make i see you for im car again',infact the security men had to drag the woman out of the banking premises si she told me what transpired,she said she didnt even know and her mind didnt go towards that direction of dating him,but since the woman came to shout in the office,she will now date him officially and she is ready for anything.this my babe started making advances at the man o,as the man see yellow big breasts,one thing led to the other and she dated the man just to spite or punish her for the drama she came to perform in the office,this woman almost went crazy.as usual the man will pick her very close to her house,not knowing the woman has gone to stand around her neighbourhood,so as the man opened the door for her,the woman just came from nowhere and sat on the bunnet of the car and told both of them that she will not stand up until that girl gets down from her husbands car.as the scene was already attracting attention,the man begged her to get down and take a bike to the next junction,he will pick her up from there and make up fr all the embarassment.when all this nonsense was going on,i told her to live the guy alone but she said she wants to see what the woman will do,so i kept quiet looking at the drama to see how it will end.this woman went to hire thugs to beat my friend to stupor.they beat her so bad that she was rushed to the hospital with bruises and body pains.when she told the sister what happened,that one went to report the case to the police,they locked the woman up for assault,when this my friend was discharged from the hospital,she told the guy it is over.i just dated your wife to spite her not that i was really into you and all that,unfortunatly the guy was already enjoying and getting used to her kitten.he came to meet me in my house to come and beg her i said ejo ema pemisinu oro idoti,because i have told her from the onset that i wasnt into what she was getting involved in.the guy said his wife is in the cell because of her,i said ehen,and so what?what should i do?i should join her there abi.na wetin you like don bele ful you.you better go and seek the release of your wife and beg the woman.luckily for him,he was granted the bail,the wife's family was already saying he is a terrible husband,she shouldnt go back to his house and all that but after they considered the kids involved,she had no choice than to accept his plea.two of them have learnt their lesson now especially the wife.she has cooled down now.if she sees her husband with a woman now,she doesnt go over board again however the man doesn't give her lift again sha o

kulyie: tufiaaaa.kini ipade were ati asinwin.God forbid evil.i dont just date a guy and take his words for it.i scrutinize him mentally and psychologically.when i see he starts contradicting himself (lies) i know he obviously has a girl or is married.it takes me time for me to say yes to any guy and if he is tired,he can go to hell for all i care,good riddiance anyway,so there is no way i would be involved with a guy that has values talkless of engaging in public display of fists.tufiaaaa! However i have seen such street fights around that area sha and 1 around that busy iwo road area,close to mr biggs,this time it involved 2 shameless men

kulyie: hahaha lmao na we women get that kain bad habit.men no dey too do am,but these days ehen the desperation to stay married will make women reduce themselves to the level of threatening another female.the same thing sef happened to my warri friend and of which she never dated the guy,she didnt even know the guy was married (you know say men sabi pretend,na we women dey flaunt marriage,men no dey too flaunt am,anyway the guy used to drop her to work every morning because her office is very close to his and they live around the same area.by the way this my wafi friend dey work for bank and you know say all this bank girls sabi wear skimpy tight pencil skirt that will reveall all the curves and backyard with a tight fitting office shirt that always reveals the upper part of her breasts.anyway to cut the long story short this woman got her number from her husbands phone because she calls,pings or sends a text dat she has gotten to d office and thanks for the meat pie you bought when you branched at mr biggs yesterday morning,you know,just a courtesey and thak you message,the wife got the number and came to embarass the girl in her office yelling ' shey because you think say you fine abi,you be oyinbo peper,ashawo like you,you wan snatch my husband.make i see you for im car again',infact the security men had to drag the woman out of the banking premises si she told me what transpired,she said she didnt even know and her mind didnt go towards that direction of dating him,but since the woman came to shout in the office,she will now date him officially and she is ready for anything.this my babe started making advances at the man o,as the man see yellow big breasts,one thing led to the other and she dated the man just to spite or punish her for the drama she came to perform in the office,this woman almost went crazy.as usual the man will pick her very close to her house,not knowing the woman has gone to stand around her neighbourhood,so as the man opened the door for her,the woman just came from nowhere and sat on the bunnet of the car and told both of them that she will not stand up until that girl gets down from her husbands car.as the scene was already attracting attention,the man begged her to get down and take a bike to the next junction,he will pick her up from there and make up fr all the embarassment.when all this nonsense was going on,i told her to live the guy alone but she said she wants to see what the woman will do,so i kept quiet looking at the drama to see how it will end.this woman went to hire thugs to beat my friend to stupor.they beat her so bad that she was rushed to the hospital with bruises and body pains.when she told the sister what happened,that one went to report the case to the police,they locked the woman up for assault,when this my friend was discharged from the hospital,she told the guy it is over.i just dated your wife to spite her not that i was really into you and all that,unfortunatly the guy was already enjoying and getting used to her kitten.he came to meet me in my house to come and beg her i said ejo ema pemisinu oro idoti,because i have told her from the onset that i wasnt into what she was getting involved in.the guy said his wife is in the cell because of her,i said ehen,and so what?what should i do?i should join her there abi.na wetin you like don bele ful you.you better go and seek the release of your wife and beg the woman.luckily for him,he was granted the bail,the wife's family was already saying he is a terrible husband,she shouldnt go back to his house and all that but after they considered the kids involved,she had no choice than to accept his plea.two of them have learnt their lesson now especially the wife.she has cooled down now.if she sees her husband with a woman now,she doesnt go over board again however the man doesn't give her lift again sha o

Truckpusher: smh

Idowuogbo:

Truckpusher: bado i call your name?

Idowuogbo:
O fe te abi?

Alyricist★Laura:




Indecipherable Font Wall of Slop.

Truckpusher: Shoot.

kulyie: hahaha lmao na we women get that kain bad habit.men no dey too do am,but these days ehen the desperation to stay married will make women reduce themselves to the level of threatening another female.the same thing sef happened to my warri friend and of which she never dated the guy,she didnt even know the guy was married (you know say men sabi pretend,na we women dey flaunt marriage,men no dey too flaunt am,anyway the guy used to drop her to work every morning because her office is very close to his and they live around the same area.by the way this my wafi friend dey work for bank and you know say all this bank girls sabi wear skimpy tight pencil skirt that will reveall all the curves and backyard with a tight fitting office shirt that always reveals the upper part of her breasts.anyway to cut the long story short this woman got her number from her husbands phone because she calls,pings or sends a text dat she has gotten to d office and thanks for the meat pie you bought when you branched at mr biggs yesterday morning,you know,just a courtesey and thak you message,the wife got the number and came to embarass the girl in her office yelling ' shey because you think say you fine abi,you be oyinbo peper,ashawo like you,you wan snatch my husband.make i see you for im car again',infact the security men had to drag the woman out of the banking premises si she told me what transpired,she said she didnt even know and her mind didnt go towards that direction of dating him,but since the woman came to shout in the office,she will now date him officially and she is ready for anything.this my babe started making advances at the man o,as the man see yellow big breasts,one thing led to the other and she dated the man just to spite or punish her for the drama she came to perform in the office,this woman almost went crazy.as usual the man will pick her very close to her house,not knowing the woman has gone to stand around her neighbourhood,so as the man opened the door for her,the woman just came from nowhere and sat on the bunnet of the car and told both of them that she will not stand up until that girl gets down from her husbands car.as the scene was already attracting attention,the man begged her to get down and take a bike to the next junction,he will pick her up from there and make up fr all the embarassment.when all this nonsense was going on,i told her to live the guy alone but she said she wants to see what the woman will do,so i kept quiet looking at the drama to see how it will end.this woman went to hire thugs to beat my friend to stupor.they beat her so bad that she was rushed to the hospital with bruises and body pains.when she told the sister what happened,that one went to report the case to the police,they locked the woman up for assault,when this my friend was discharged from the hospital,she told the guy it is over.i just dated your wife to spite her not that i was really into you and all that,unfortunatly the guy was already enjoying and getting used to her kitten.he came to meet me in my house to come and beg her i said ejo ema pemisinu oro idoti,because i have told her from the onset that i wasnt into what she was getting involved in.the guy said his wife is in the cell because of her,i said ehen,and so what?what should i do?i should join her there abi.na wetin you like don bele ful you.you better go and seek the release of your wife and beg the woman.luckily for him,he was granted the bail,the wife's family was already saying he is a terrible husband,she shouldnt go back to his house and all that but after they considered the kids involved,she had no choice than to accept his plea.two of them have learnt their lesson now especially the wife.she has cooled down now.if she sees her husband with a woman now,she doesnt go over board again however the man doesn't give her lift again sha o

Acidosis:

The lessons I learnt from your epistle are:


1. Ladies, learn how to snatch people's husband. Go out with married men.
Tempt married men with skimpy dresses.

2. Allow your husband flirt very very very... infact fuel the car whenever he wants to flirt with female bankers & other ladies in his car...

3. Ladies, do not fight, talk or get angry whenever your husband flirt with bankers... infact remain silent like the mu. mu that you are cos God will punish you if you try to resist him from flirting.

Acidosis:

The lessons I learnt from your epistle are:


1. Ladies, learn how to snatch people's husband. Go out with married men.
Tempt married men with skimpy dresses.

2. Allow your husband flirt very very very... infact fuel the car whenever he wants to flirt with female bankers & other ladies in his car...

3. Ladies, do not fight, talk or get angry whenever your husband flirt with bankers... infact remain silent like the mu. mu that you are cos God will punish you if you try to resist him from flirting.