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Celebrities / Re: King Ayo Balogun Is WizKid's Lookalike In New Photos by Smhart1(f): 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2016
I call this doppelganger

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Romance / Re: Your Take:joint Account Or Joined Wahala? by Smhart1(f): 7:11pm On Aug 03, 2016
My boo @Blackfire its unusual not to have heard from you today, I hope you are fine?
Education / Re: UNICAL Student, Adaeze Nnamani Dies After A Party by Smhart1(f): 7:03pm On Aug 03, 2016
Ladies wee noh hear word





RIP to the dead

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Romance / Re: Japan's Annual Penis Festival (pictures) by Smhart1(f): 10:54am On Aug 03, 2016
Blackfire:



took some drugs for the headache and cold.. Then slept off, dreamt i was in a birthday party..

Woke up made some calls (family, frenemies, business contact and my adopted daughter)..

Went out to check somethings..


Eleyi ti mo ka bi aje yi...hehehe.

Above all everything went well,.

My boo 2 days to go...happy birthday in advance..

By this time on that day u don park all ya pancake,mary k, koi koi shoe,golden chain for bag... Dey expect sey make dem open door for u to travel to Nigeria.

. When you have the best boo you don't have to speak before he knows what's on your mind.
like you know gansef, I have started buying all buy-ables for my coming birthday in my dream cheesy ... Abegi who plans birthday in this buhari regime.




ATTENTION : Friday is my birthday, you all are invited please do let me know the time and venue on Friday, I promise to be there
Romance / Re: Japan's Annual Penis Festival (pictures) by Smhart1(f): 11:04pm On Aug 02, 2016
Blackfire:



u will be a year yongi.

More wisdom+ grace added.
Amen. How did you your day go ?
Romance / Re: Japan's Annual Penis Festival (pictures) by Smhart1(f): 9:07pm On Aug 02, 2016
Blackfire:



my boo am fine and thanks omo alalubarika.

3 days to go birthday girl.... I just cant wait

Thank God.. Abi Na your boo is almost a year older
Romance / Re: Japan's Annual Penis Festival (pictures) by Smhart1(f): 7:53pm On Aug 02, 2016
Blackfire:
*faints*...

My boo@smhart1 se ori mi lati aro ni?
swits @blackfire mabinu, I have been attending to one thing or the other.


Hope your health is better now
Crime / Re: SAD! Man Hangs Himself On A Palm Tree (photo) by Smhart1(f): 7:50pm On Aug 02, 2016
Blackfire:
*kneels down to pray*.

May we not find ourselves in a situation where our only option is to commit suicide.

@smhart1 how was your day?


Amen at your comment

My day wasn't bad
Romance / Re: Husband Daycare! Married Men Beware (pics) by Smhart1(f): 5:36am On Aug 02, 2016
Blackfire:
Which one is husband day care again? .
Nothing wey man pikin no go hear for this end time.

@smhart1 will u take me there?
oluwa gbami kinni eleyi nitori olorun
Family / Re: To The Mothers,I need help o. by Smhart1(f): 8:35pm On Aug 01, 2016
My boo @blackfire come and learn so ours would be easier
Romance / Re: 10 Unbelievable Traits Of People Born In August. by Smhart1(f): 1:34pm On Aug 01, 2016
Blackfire:




are u still sleeping ? No comment from u...

No, I was attending to some chores
Romance / Re: Your Take:joint Account Or Joined Wahala? by Smhart1(f): 1:31pm On Aug 01, 2016
[quote author=Blackfire post=48081631]


i agree with u my guy.. But one thing with we humans we tend to change as time goes on..

After having a joint accout, u discover that your wife compete with every societal ladies in every occassion... Or that your husband ve a concubine outside.. Not to talk of an ever demanding extended family...

I may be wrong sha..

My boo@smhart1 what do u think about this joined wahala abi na joint account? [/



Joint account will only work for me if it os for a project. Seriously I wouldn't want to poke nose into every of my husbands spending like how much he gives his parents, siblings or even how much he assisted his friend with.
As for me I might also want to do some coded things
Romance / Re: 10 Unbelievable Traits Of People Born In August. by Smhart1(f): 10:17am On Aug 01, 2016
Blackfire:
Wow ... Good exposure
My boo so u are this bundle of joy and charisma.

Happy birthday smhart1 ...

U are a rare gem.

Thank you my e-boo.....
birthday still in advance
Romance / Re: Your Take:joint Account Or Joined Wahala? by Smhart1(f): 10:14am On Aug 01, 2016
Blackfire:
Happy new month to my dear @smhart1 ...blessings joy and favour will follow u.

As the year is coming to an end, so will your problems be folding up.

Happy new month dear.

*dancing*.... 4 days to my dear's birthday
Just like a sun of a new
day. May you get success, wealth
and health in this new month and
you will become like the only
shining star near the moon . Wish
You A Happy New Month.
Romance / Re: #teamfynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by Smhart1(f): 9:08am On Aug 01, 2016
Happy new month to you too and all nairalanders.
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 9:05am On Aug 01, 2016
Blackfire:


hehehehe i pity that your contact, because u are the type that dosent take a no for an answer.

Se adedoja ni oruko re ni? State wo lo wa bayi?
Bawo la se ma rira?
Mo wa ni ibadan.
Haba answers cannot always come in yes.
beeni Adedoja Ni oruko mi
Emi o mo bayi o
Emi wa Ni ilu eko
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 11:13pm On Jul 31, 2016
Blackfire:



so what did u do today? U didnt even call me.
spent most of the hours of the day sleeping and while I wasn't sleeping I was either eating or disturbing my contacts
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 6:55pm On Jul 31, 2016
Blackfire:



that means before night u will eat up to 5 times.. Eku enjoyment.
Smiles............ By Gods grace
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 4:04pm On Jul 31, 2016
Blackfire:




how was church today? I hope u didnt forget to put me in prayers?

Have u eaten?
I'm not a christian.
I have eaten more than twice today
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 10:31am On Jul 31, 2016
ijapa888:

LADIES!!!
At what period in your marriage did you stop saying good morning to your husbands in this position?
Is Hubby cool with it?
Isn't it a good way of showing good example to the kids?

GENTLEMEN!
Isn't it a good way for a woman to show good upbringing?
Would you prefer your woman says good morning with a kiss instead?
Do you like your kids to greet you on their knees?

Your honest opinions please!
It can only be possible if I marry an ancestor cheesy

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Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 6:59am On Jul 31, 2016
Blackfire:



happy birthday in advance(aug 5) my tomato jos... May the good lord grants u joy, peace and happiness.

*singing happy birthday to u song*

I'm sure I have got the best e-boo. Thanks swits
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 10:43pm On Jul 30, 2016
Blackfire:



sweetheart but your siggy says nothing last forever.

Am i safe?
Everything last forever only for you kiss
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 8:13pm On Jul 30, 2016
Blackfire:



my e-wife/ wife to be...
If i tell u that am studying u like a book, no be lie o. Sometimes u scare me , sometimes u make it all simple..

Anyway me and u na bread and butter... No problem *winks*
e-husband don't worry am going to be the best e-wife you have ever imagined
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 7:53pm On Jul 30, 2016
Blackfire:



you dont mean it... Odikwa risky
Husband to be, I'm sure that wont be a problem between us cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Ladies When Did You Stop Greeting Your Husbands "Good Morning" In This Posture? by Smhart1(f): 12:41pm On Jul 30, 2016
I see no reason why i should go on my kneels just to say good morning to my husband when that can be done in kind grin

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Romance / Re: 7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends by Smhart1(f): 8:15pm On Jul 29, 2016
DanceVille:
Lol!


What if am a female dear?
I know guys would have criticize more if the post was written by a lady
Family / Re: A Friend Slapped My Sister In My Presence. I Had To Beat Him Up. Was That Cool? by Smhart1(f): 11:33am On Jul 29, 2016
Irrespective of what may have transpired between then, he shouldn't have slapped her and for him to have the effrontery to do that right before you shows he doesn't have any iota of respect for you.

Also.......Warn your sister well
Romance / Re: 7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends by Smhart1(f): 10:27am On Jul 29, 2016
So the guy should be doing "husband-ly" duties ...



Continue

Continue you hear

Continue

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Romance / Re: Should A Lady Spend On A Guy She's Dating?. by Smhart1(f): 9:09pm On Jul 28, 2016
Blackfire:


u know different lady different choice.

Do u want me to sweeep u off your feet?

Or stole your heart with gun blazing?

Or come in like a smooth operator ?


*winks*
Non of the 3 is not okay by me...
Romance / Re: Should A Lady Spend On A Guy She's Dating?. by Smhart1(f): 8:26pm On Jul 28, 2016
Blackfire:




how can i be your MAN?
You are a man you should know how to be my man. cheesy
Romance / Re: Im Broke And Single, But I Need A Serious Relationship by Smhart1(f): 6:01pm On Jul 28, 2016
Let's mingle

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