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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 6:23pm On Jul 18, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:



Lol...why won't I?

Calabar girl no dey carry last.

Chai Calabar! Now I see where the experience are coming from. It's hereditary over there. Lols

So how's your day beautiful?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Edo State Forum: If You Are From Edo State Please Identify Urself Here by Smileprince(m): 1:31pm On Jul 18, 2016
jane5020:
Good morning everyone, has a whatsapp group being created already?

Add me I'll add you up immediately. Nice to have you here Jane
Romance / Re: Two Ladies Fight Dirty Because Of One Man(video) by Smileprince(m): 1:14pm On Jul 18, 2016
Lols grin

Girls fighting over guys started since time memorial
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:


Taken in wat sense?

Meaning are you in a relationship?
Romance / Re: Do U Think My Girl Friend Should Be Trusted ? by Smileprince(m): 12:00pm On Jul 18, 2016
Hmmmmm words failed me. What can I say, many ladies go into relationship in other to heal their broken heart. Hence they never forget about their ex. But they'll never contact their ex because of pride and feel of not looking cheap.

But the truth is they miss their ex. They miss the sex and all the adventures.

But once you're in a relationship and your girlfriend starts to communicate with her ex. Forget it you're only wasting your time most especially if the guy want back.

A lady that doesn't want anything from the ex anymore would block any communication from him. And would not also be a friend.
#fact take it or leave it.


My advise, ask her to go and think about it for like a week. And decide who she wants. And if you're chosen tell her no more communication between her and her ex. Failure will result to break up. No begging.

It's smileprince again
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 11:39am On Jul 18, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:




First of all I don't engage in such unprotected sex.
Meanwhile I have been joking all this while, how do you think I will take tuber of yam and still be alive?

Marriage is a different thing. People have reasons for marriage?
Is marriage all about sex? Or are my going into marriage for sex?

Marriage is more than that. It a whole ball of ideas that one needs to know.

Am glad you're saying this. Finally you're coming out of your shell. Seriously sex is overrated. I hope sincerely many have a change of orientation.

So are you Taken?
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 11:25am On Jul 18, 2016
Piptoes:
come dey for my front grin

Hey beautiful why not do us a favour and contribute to our discussion. Would really love to hear your views Mrs Bum Bum shaker grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 11:22am On Jul 18, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:





That name came forth from my skillful nature in that stuff.....u know that thing now!!!!!

I knew it. Lols grin

But my worries remain like this, when you marry a God fearing man just like every lady pray for. If he's just an average guy and not as adventurous as your ex'ses what would you do?

Would you build him up to become a champ or you will simply look for supplements around to aid your satisfaction.

Am please what can take the place of good sex in marriage? Can there be anything to displace that.?

Going back to the main issues of the topic, please how do you have safe unprotected sex with your partner. Don't tell me those skills of yours are learned from protected sex.

Over to you my lady. Let's learn. wink cool cheesy
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 9:18am On Jul 18, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:



You sound like a psychologist.

I'll take that as compliment my lady. And please tell me why do you call yourself Ronaldinho?
Could it be that you're a footballer or football fan?

Or perhaps wink you give yourself that name to describe how good you're when it comes to satisfying a man. Or maybe because you're so beautiful and smart in describing your attributes you tends to use Ronaldinho.

Lols I love ladies that are playful. You sound like one cheesy grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 8:50am On Jul 18, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:



Simpleprince this one you dropped your phone number. I hope we are safe.

No na. It's just a WhatsApp group I want people to join.

Moreover there's this other group I also joined about birthday mates last month. It was fun meeting with your birthday mates a cross the country. And getting to meet them around your location as well. We've been family ever since.

One thing about social media is that ladies/guys should not trust someone by what they say or how they look.

People pretend a lot. And you know one can fake voices, false images, and many more. So don't trust anyone

With so many negativity of the social world, would you say you don't want to meet people? Hell no, meet new friends and get to learn about other people's culture and beliefs.

I'm that guy whose ready to learn from everyone. No smally these days oooo.

That's all I have to say
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 7:30am On Jul 18, 2016
hkidola00:
dis guy heen grin grin grin


I lie? Na the truth na. grin

Sex in marriage is overrated. Relationship have taken another form. And the only way young lads know how to have fun in relationships now is mad sex.

I think we should change that orientation. And develop how to have fun with our partners in another way other than sex.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 7:05am On Jul 18, 2016
hkidola00:
hmmmm, nice one u make sense, but den pls don't judge a lady's vaginaa tightness to how she's had sex, I know of a prostitute in a brothel, her vaginaaa is so so so tight dat if u try to insert d whole of ur dick ,u might hear a slight crack on ur dick while tryna force it in..... I plan to marry my present girlfriend,she's a virgin wen I met her, but she didn't bleed, I went on Google to know y, dat where I knew dat many girls don't even bleed wen u deflower dem, but dat doesn't mean dey ain't virgin, a knowledgeable guy will judge just by d extreme tightness dat it even took 3days before i cud get in......so dont judge a girl by d depth of her vaginaa



Hmmm interesting theory you have there. Very true and mostly when there are fluids to tighten Vagina.

But looking at the case of girls and their drilled hole am so scared. Meaning there's no way to find out how deep they have been drilled.

But to which, how deep is not a concern if a lady is faithful in marriages. Many ladies have had mad experiences and when they finally get married they look at their husband like amateur.

My question why do ladies pretend so much when it comes to sex? They have had mad experiences and would form innocent to you like it's their first or second. Lols grin

And to end it, there is nothing like a lady who is confident to say this is how long I want it and how deep I want it. Offcox your partner might feel intimidated but it's the best for you, cox you don't plan having it from somewhere else.

But some would just play along. And start thinking of how to have extra fun outside their home.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Edo State Forum: If You Are From Edo State Please Identify Urself Here by Smileprince(m): 6:00am On Jul 18, 2016
andyshrl33:
I am from Edo state.... I school in UNIBEN, university of Benin,final year. if u need a friend from Edo state this is my number 08145833036

I'll add you up immediately sweetheart. Am From Benin city nice to have you here.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 5:23am On Jul 18, 2016
olive282:
Re u fuckin kiddin me? ...when did boyfriend nd girlfriend relationship become for better for worse?...she's jst widenin her hole...nd no man wil want a wide hole..jst incase of the future

But the guy in question would get married one day. And do a lady with wide hole that he'll marry fall from heaven?

I think many girls would have run away from his as well, but someone just have to summoned courage and take the bull by the horn.

Let herself recieve skills on how to take big Dick. While the guy also learn how to have relax sex too. At least he should not be selfish to want all his inches inside her knowing the consequences.

Both of them need sex education

And if she leaves another lady will come in, event will keep repeating until a lady with courage handles the issue.

Remember someone she's capable of swallowing yam tuber dicccks and that clearly shows that she can adapt with time.

Men ready to marry are reducing day by day and ladies average age of getting married is on the increase. So whatever you have please keep it.
Don't jump from one man to another.

If I'm ready to marry I'll not opt for a lady whose 28 or above, why because before that age a lot of ladies have been over drilled.

Please if you're young keep yourself and don't over drilled your hole. Except you are sure he'll marry you.

Its Smile Prince again wink

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 5:11am On Jul 18, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:



I don't want her to know my experience.

Besides people think am a virgin.

Pls fisher net p...will be discussed latter.

Haba na, she's your friend show her the way.
But it's funny how you ladies form innocent around each other.

I'll like to know fish and net P. So I'm following you immediately.

And why would people think you're a virgin while you're capable of swallowing yam tuber dicccks. It goes a long way to show that there's nothing one can do to know how much adventure a lady has had except she tells you herself.

Am even more afraid right now and I pray my future wife is a virgin and if not should not be over drilled.

I'll end by saying give your friend some advice and her relationship. She's a lady and she can expand but it required some skills and patience from both the guy and the lady.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 11:06pm On Jul 17, 2016
Ronaldinnioh:


Am not a boyfriend snatcher.
She will adapt.
It is not wide...it is adaptation and besides mine is a fisher net pussscy.

Wow am impress, you really know how to take the head of a cow through the needle. Why not teach her how to accommodate big Dick from your experience.
And let her tell her man to relax and let her be on the driving seat.
Am a gentle guy and like taking things easy and soft.

Now tell me what is Fisher net pusscy?

I just believe sex is about communication between both parties involved. If your friend don't know how to control the pace she'll surely get bruised.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants To Kill Me(Baby Girl Cries) by Smileprince(m): 10:36pm On Jul 17, 2016
Topestbilly:


OMG! Yam tuber dicccks? shocked Look for one 2inches diccck guy n swap with ur friend na.

Abi oooo grin

Why not swap since your puzzy is very wide. You have the solution and you're coming to us. grin

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Romance / Re: Must Read : Three Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Lead To Pregnancy by Smileprince(m): 10:14pm On Jul 17, 2016
fartkay:





Nothing of such happens, u ve just been scammed.

I engaged ma bae by rubbing my d!ck on her punny n dat was it only for her to tell me that she has take in just about a week because dea is no sign of her menstarting. I remain cool n calm after another 2 weeks she den observe her period.


Lesson
If a lady is a day or two to her mensuration n u had fun play with her.that sensation triggers a certain hormones which is capable of delaying her period till further notice.

So my Broda don't be scammed next time,


I do go to female talk shows, seminars, etc cos I know my future wife might not get all d ideas

Guy I can't argue with you. You talk Base on your experience, same with me.

A lady is at the peak of their cycle ten days into the cycle. When it's very close to the end of the cycle they can no longer be that sharp in getting pregnant again. So you and I had our experiences at different times of a ladies cycle.

What you claim you do I do it always and nothing happens. Some ladies understand when to have safe sex. Even though it's raw it's still safe.

I can assure you that even with protection when having it on unsafe period she might get pregnant.

And please note she went to check at the hospital and it was confirmed.

Why are nairaland girls not defending me na, have I offended the gods? sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Edo State Forum: If You Are From Edo State Please Identify Urself Here by Smileprince(m): 9:57pm On Jul 17, 2016
I have an exciting group on WhatsApp for people who resides in Benin city.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whatsapp Group For Singles In Benin City Nigeria by Smileprince(m): 9:49pm On Jul 17, 2016
Have had a lot of requests, please kindly join us here.
It's fun and interesting grin

Even some Lagos guys dey join sef. They don't mind.

Drop your number if you can't message me. Or message me I'll add you up immediately
Religion / Re: Where Is The Correct Place To Pay Our Tithes by Smileprince(m): 8:47pm On Jul 17, 2016
crunchyg:
Yes I know so many people will quote Malachi where the bible say bring your tithes to the store house of God, does that mean that is the only way to pay our tithe, if you say so, then explain the other places Bible talked about tithe. In Hebrew bible talks about Abraham paying his tithe to Melchizedek and God also ordered other tribes of Israel to pay tithe to the tribe of Levi because they are not meant to work. So my question is where, who, how, what is the correct way to pay our tithe. Plz I need bible scholars to clear me in this, ur answers are highly appreciated

Have read lots of comments but none has spoke my heart.

My take on this is that. Where you pay your tithe is not as important as the obedience of paying the tithe to God.

Your tithe are for God in heaven, the spiritual blessing attached to it is what should be of importance to you not how the physical currency or items are used on earth.

I'm not a schorler, so I can't quote verses to you. But I know the truth.

I also don't feel comfortable giving your tithe to less privilege or widow. Give onto God only and in the house of God. It's the Duty of the church to help the needy and you & I are the church. So that helping Is extra to your tithe

God bless us all

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Romance / Re: Must Read : Three Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Lead To Pregnancy by Smileprince(m): 8:23pm On Jul 17, 2016
bettercreature:
He was actually screwed! just read everything he wrote up there,You will realise he is clueless

Bro it really happened, I was unclad and I insisted she's only on panties. Are you saying it can't happen? Knowing well after long time of hardened body you'll have pre-cum. Wish is as powerful as normal cum.
And remember that ladies too have their apex period of the cycle where they're very sensitive to getting pregnant. Our ladies can testify.

It was later I learnt about the day of a lady cycle when she's very sensitive. And when she's very dormant(even though u pour from today to tomorrow she won't be pregnant)
Ask them they'll tell you. And not all ladies are educated to such.
I'll advise you guys to be careful
Romance / Re: Must Read : Three Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Lead To Pregnancy by Smileprince(m): 8:15pm On Jul 17, 2016
yemmit90:


If you didnt follow her to the lab to confirm it, then you've been scammed!
Haaa so no lady to defend me? Are you ladies saying nothing of such can actually happen?
Romance / Re: Must Read : Three Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Lead To Pregnancy by Smileprince(m): 7:45pm On Jul 17, 2016
SSkillzzz:
bros how the pregnancy story end na...

Offcox nothing out of the ordinary. I gave her the amount she requested for the usual.
The decision follows normal distribution.

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Romance / Re: Must Read : Three Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Lead To Pregnancy by Smileprince(m): 7:38pm On Jul 17, 2016
I once impregnated one of my ex by only hot romance that involves me hitting the pant and between laps. Lols
It wasn't funny when she came after weeks and said she's pregnant oooo. Hmmmmm I denied at first saying I never penetrated. But thinking deeply I was really responsible.
Since then hmmmmm I romance with my bet still on my waist. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Give This Play A Name ;D;D by Smileprince(m): 1:23pm On Jul 17, 2016
I'll call it the Spider Web dance grin
Romance / Re: Should I Go For Her Or Not? Advice Please! by Smileprince(m): 1:19pm On Jul 17, 2016
Go with whoever is closer to you in terms of location. Remember long distance relationship require maturity. Ladies are very physical same with men, it takes only grace for a lady to hold on to a guy over distance for long. Whatever your plans is in terms of distance please be very realistic and make the right decision.

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Romance / Re: VIRGINITY Without Extra OIL by Smileprince(m): 1:08pm On Jul 17, 2016
Starlet50:
Exactly...I wonder why a dumb,unintelligent,impolite girl who lacks manners will still be keeping virginity till Wedding night.
Such virginity profits no man. I rather opt for a lady with substance whose hole has been drilled. No wahala
Romance / Re: VIRGINITY Without Extra OIL by Smileprince(m): 1:06pm On Jul 17, 2016
Your last line says it all. Have been saying it since time memorial that if as a lady you have nothing to offer your husband than sex. Then you'll become someone he can do without. Because good food, sex, and many other things like home chores you're proud of can easily be acquired by services.
But be a person/wife your husband can't do without, contribute to his productivity, encourage him, give him good advise, be a helper and not someone who needs help always. Make him comfortable and nurse him always.
When a man sees this, he'll keep blessing God for the day he met you.
It's a shame lots of ladies today are only building their shapes, lighting up their skin and concentrating on good sex only.
God help us

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Education / Re: This Question Has Confused Many Students. What About U? by Smileprince(m): 12:30pm On Jul 17, 2016
patjane:
The answer is 66... Working below grin ..
This is very correct. Agreed wink

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