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ernesty20:
I think i should take up this story... Be expecting an update by 9pm

broz, 9 don pass o.

Chumzypinky:
Sorry guys that i've been able to update or even come online. I put to bed on Monday Evening thats why i couldnt come.
As for those whom the wait irritated, i'm deeply sorry. I just have to care for myself and the new babies (for the lord blessed me with twins, a boucing baby boy and a girl), so i'm terribly sorry.

Eku Orire iya ibeji. U nd ur babies will not die untimely. Congratz

hmm.

wizsolzy:
Make ah flog am

no wahala bros.

ernesty20:
I dnt like this story a bit

no be by force naw. Wizsolzy, ikombe, abeg wia una c diz dutch factory HE goat wey dae yarn nonense.

preciousuweh:
***** Enters thread with his luggages*****
After the smooth, adventurous, unforgettable, mindblowing, curious triggering journey from page 0 to page 47, I must say you were wonderfully, creativefully, beautifully, intelligently made and to crown it all you were ordained a writter in heaven.

Right from Red Ashes to this ongoing megahit in the literature section, I must say I envy you and I wish I have your grace, chumzypolinky.

And before I forget where are Wizsolzy, Ikombe and TheBlessedMan.
You guys should come here right now
*****they all rush to me*****
Wizsolzy take my luggages to my room.
Ikombe go get me something palatable to eat.
TheBlessedMan go get me a cup of cappuccino mixed with warm Indian cow milk, not too hot not too cold.

Wizsolzy, Ikombe, TheBlessedMan: okay sir.

*****they all leave to carry out their duties*****

hmm. U don enta wahala

Chumzypinky:
Please everyone...
I'd like to make an announcement...
Starting from tomorrow, i'm very sad to announce that my updates would no longer be consistent as before. This is due to several factors.
My pregnancy which is almost due plus the professional/promotional examinations which i have to start preparing for.
I was supposed to write last year but i fell sick and wasnt able to write. Thats to say i was due for promotion last yr but i couldnt because of my illness. And this year, pregnancy. But i've talked to my superiors and i would be writing this yr. Because if i dont, its still next yr. And i've been due a yr ago. So i just have to write notwithstanding my pregnancy. Coupled with house chores and pregnancy palava. I dont think i'll cope very well.
So the updates wont be consistent anymore. Especially starting from tomorrow. Not that they wouldnt drop. They just wont be consistent. I just hope y'all understand.
Thanks for understanding,
Chumzypinky

no problem. The Lord is ur strength.

everton4life:
Guy, abeg the ban way i chop has already made me pissed off. don't make me feel worse by terming me a liar. Why the hell will i lie that i was banned. what do i stand to gain? please i had a rough day and i don't want any more comments like this. As for my friend getting banned, i hope the mod gets his salary bonus for that if that is what he was aiming for. Rubbish.

na wao. Abeg, no vex jare

wizsolzy:
Yes la

Apy birthdae to you. Long lyf nd prosperity

wizsolzy:
Ok ...Now shiv is d bae...Shiv chop kwis...By d way were is my bae bimberry1307. Don't u know dat today is my bday...No message...Ah eyaf spoil

haha. Lyk sewios.

Chumzypinky:
eh, leave am lyk dat. My hubby knows best

ok o.

TheBlessedMAN:
hmmmm... Am tired of all this Nigerians... I don't know how my Family matter is now urs aswell.. Chumzy didn't tel me u are her family too.. Unless u are our family, pls stay out of our family issues..


The fact that u are even putin mouth 4 our issue self they make me Jealous..

broz eee, no vex. U cum take am personal

Nawa ooo.

Chumzypinky:
how dare you challenge my hubby lyk dat? As far as he says they are ugly, then they are ugly. Dont even try to challenge him, understood?

lolz. Affirmative.. Bt make we talk true sista, dem handsome pass bance.

Gud day to you madam chumzy pinky. This is my prayer for you, God will increase you spiritual, physically and materially as you dae bless us with ur stories and as 4 those dat re following madam chumzy's story, we no go knw loss in JESUS NAME. HAPPY SUNDAY.

TheBlessedMAN:
ehn ehn! And so wat? Dnt u knw she's a Bae b4 u started calling her various names like, My sweetie, my honey, my soulmate, my one and only, my eternal, my heartbeat? U tink i wil just sit down and b watching a Lesb snatch u away frm me?



since u knw she's a Bae, can't u just say a plain THANK YOU, without adding hon to it..?

Infact frm now on, u must never cal any1 sweetnames again..

And by the Power invested and staked on me as the head of this Family, i hereby suggest u start calin them names like, ' Thanks my Bulldog, thank u my Kante, Tank u my bitter kola, thank u my Zouma, and tank u my Tinubu.. I that clear?

bros ee, all diz people wey u mention, dem no ugly o.

@everton, wetin happen naw. U neva cum update since mawning

hmmm.

wizsolzy:
ur own done finish. ikombe come make we trowa dis one

wu dae eye ur babe. Make we finish am

bros everton, abeg cum update naw. I don dae wait since mawning