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PhonesRe: 5 Phones The World Will Never Forget by smokedfish: 8:25am On Mar 03, 2018
Where you keep samsung blue light
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-Law And My Wife Undermine Me by smokedfish: 11:26pm On Mar 02, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I wish you could say the nasty things your wife did; that way my advice will be well-informed.

But the problem here is a strong bond between your wife and her mother.
Your mom has an unfathomable influence over your wife.
It's so strong that she will confide in her mom and plan with her without your knowledge. This could be detrimental to you and your position as head of the family.

But there's a solution.
Seduce your mother in-law, make her fall in love with you. Ravish her, make her feel like the only woman in the world, make her yearn for you.
Most importantly, try and bed her.

Consider this a dirty task you must do to recover your manhood.
That way her loyalty will change, she will see her daughter as a competitor and not an ally.

She will also know she has an unsavoury secret with you and will be more om your side than against you.

That way she would have lost complete influence over your wife.
Good luck with this.
ho my God! Somebody,aninody call the fuuccken SARS

SportsRe: Scout Mocks Nigerians As Zambian Girls Show Support For Their Local Clubs.Photos by smokedfish: 7:42pm On Mar 02, 2018
Asowari:
bros u don't have force me na, believe wat u believe. let me believe wat I believe.
sha....is a shithole....
SportsRe: Scout Mocks Nigerians As Zambian Girls Show Support For Their Local Clubs.Photos by smokedfish: 5:56pm On Mar 02, 2018
Asowari:
dat is ur consign u don't have to force me to agree wit u. as 4 me Nigerian is not a shithole
but it is a shythole
HealthRe: Doctors Perform Brain Surgery On Wrong Patient In Kenya>>video<< by smokedfish: 5:54pm On Mar 02, 2018
Lwkmd grin grin


Oh lawd! grin grin
SportsRe: Scout Mocks Nigerians As Zambian Girls Show Support For Their Local Clubs.Photos by smokedfish: 5:53pm On Mar 02, 2018
Asowari:
no I disagree wit u,Nigerian is not a shithole
big fat ugly shithole
SportsRe: Scout Mocks Nigerians As Zambian Girls Show Support For Their Local Clubs.Photos by smokedfish: 5:31pm On Mar 02, 2018
Asowari:
Nigerian is not a shithole we just have bad leaders that's all.
dts what makes it a shyt-hole
CareerRe: Victor Ifeanyichukwu Ede, UNIPORT Graduate Who Drives Keke Napep For A Living by smokedfish: 3:04pm On Mar 02, 2018
Those days....
Keke was my hobby now...after teaching at a school,close by 2..go n meet d owner of d keke n collect it..i fuel it n at d end of d day of wich mostly by 11-12midnyt,i come bak n pass him his own share....


Diaris money in it den
PoliticsRe: NNPC: Nigeria Now World’s Largest Petrol Importer by smokedfish: 7:27am On Mar 02, 2018
chuksjuve:
With this kind of shameless statement I think buhari just have to go !!!
you are still thinking? angry
PoliticsRe: NNPC: Nigeria Now World’s Largest Petrol Importer by smokedfish: 7:27am On Mar 02, 2018
ultron12345:
the problem is not just government, it includes Nigerians. Are those in government nt nigerians.

If u were benefiting from petrol import, will u support local refineries that will stop ur profits from petrol import? Be honest.

The problem is selfish, greedy and self centered nature of d typical nigerian
an average person in power will rather die than have the government access petrol and distribute to the masses
PoliticsRe: NNPC: Nigeria Now World’s Largest Petrol Importer by smokedfish: 7:23am On Mar 02, 2018
Wow...what an achievement

Ayam tired of complaining...

So ama say...SAI BABA!!!



Worlds largest pms importer and we still de que for fuel....God,but why?...why? Why?

Na curse dem curse us sad
Car TalkRe: Mistakes To Avoid When Driving An Automatic Transmission Car by smokedfish: 7:13pm On Mar 01, 2018
You forgot battery o
No push and start grin
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Yusuf Buhari As He Arrives Nigeria From Medical Trip Abroad by smokedfish: 8:50am On Mar 01, 2018
So you and your father na always when una come bak frm medical treatment na him we de hear lik say na achievement
HealthRe: Visionscape Distributes New Waste Bins To Homes And Offices In Lagos by smokedfish: 7:13pm On Feb 28, 2018
I de wait fr wen dem go use d bin to d store water grin
NYSCRe: 5 Ways To Make The Best Use Of Your Time At Nysc Camp by smokedfish: 7:38am On Feb 28, 2018
What nonsense.....
BusinessRe: China Development Bank, UBA Sign $100m Loan Deal To Support Smes In Africa by smokedfish: 7:28am On Feb 28, 2018
;Dloan na for them them
NYSCRe: When Is It Appropriate To Start Job Hunt As A Corp Member? by smokedfish: 7:09am On Feb 28, 2018
Wait till buhari go daura
EducationRe: Does High JAMB Score Automatically Grant You Admission? by smokedfish: 7:08am On Feb 28, 2018
Byhhhh
Car TalkRe: 2018 Range Rover Velar Revealed by smokedfish: 7:08am On Feb 28, 2018
autotrader014:
Now this what we talking about. Nice machine

If your still driving old Land Rover LR3, you dont need to sell it, we can upgrade it for you and put u upto date

We also upgrade Range Rover Sports, Lexus jeeps, prado jeeps, land Cruisers

Check my threads for updates

Below pictures is before and after upgrade
Bleep it....Bleep that shii
Car TalkRe: 2018 Range Rover Velar Revealed by smokedfish: 7:06am On Feb 28, 2018
Na range rover abi na land rover
CareerRe: Here Is The Worst Thing You Can Do As An Employee by smokedfish: 7:05am On Feb 28, 2018
If you ask me,na who i go ask?
Car TalkRe: Confirmed: Rolls-royce Cullinan SUV Is Coming With Suicide Doors (photos) by smokedfish: 7:04am On Feb 28, 2018
Whats d meaning of suicide doors?
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Mbatoho, Makurdi, Order 5000 Villagers To Vacate Homes by smokedfish: 7:11pm On Feb 27, 2018
FortifiedCity:
angry

This is exactly what they have been driving at; to displace benue communities and take over their lands. But some people are so myopic to see this.

One benue woman came to my office, and I bluntly advised her to contribute, arm her people to fight against the herdsmen instead of them running away.

90 percent of fulani are elated on this news because it's a common agendum they are all working towards. Buhari and his army is in support of this.These guys are not originally Nigerians and they know it. They worked to see that history is removed from the curriculum so that Nigerians won't know.

One of Nigerians greatest historians, Nnamdi Kanu knows all these. At least he did his best to educate you stubborn Nigerians about these things but you blockheads rejected him.

I call on all community heads all over the nation to start a deliberate sensitization of their people on the "DANGERS OF CO-HABITING WITH THE FULANI. Empower them to know how to treat them. Never give them an inch of your land.

With the rate of their attacks and seeming confidence in grabbing lands and killing, arm yourselves and boycott their cows too.

I am moved to say that they have a goal to maim and claim as much lands as possible now that Buhari is there, and you know what? Buhari knows about this agenda.

Wake up oh you sleeping, snoring, blockheaded, olodo Nigerians. Una no get sense at all.

Anyi Nile bu ndi Ara if not I would have dedicated half of my income to get arms and ammunition to support these troubled villages and people. I'd set up radio programmes to enlighten people on the fulani menace.

Nigeria..obodo ndi iberibe
Nigeria..Ile awon werey
Nigeria..Ufok ebot Ikot

Nonsense!!!! sad
broda is provoked....bro,calm down abeg...d only power we all have now is voters card that is if it will work...no amount of lamenting can solve any of these
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Rescue 15 Women, Recover Armoured Personnel Carrier From Boko Haram by smokedfish: 4:50pm On Feb 27, 2018
osscarr:
My brother I wonder
In fact I wonderful
i am wonderment
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Rescue 15 Women, Recover Armoured Personnel Carrier From Boko Haram by smokedfish: 4:43pm On Feb 27, 2018
Ma when dem kidnap dis women wey dem release wey we no de hear?

Abi dem de rate the kidnapping?
TV/MoviesRe: List The Popular Movies You Feel Ashamed To Tell People You Have Never Watched by smokedfish: 4:18pm On Feb 27, 2018
Cadec007:
i would have mentioned a lot but my ba3 is very low,
blood, the slave hunter, bichumno the flying warriors, soldier god of war,
crazy dude grin
TV/MoviesRe: List The Popular Movies You Feel Ashamed To Tell People You Have Never Watched by smokedfish: 3:36pm On Feb 27, 2018
Cadec007:
jumong, dae joyoung, iljimae, faith, a man called god, city hunter, moorim institute, ice fantasy, iron empress, boys b4 flowers, nine tailed fox etc
inside all you hv listed,hv nt watched nine tailed fox
CrimeRe: How Nigerians Should Address President Buhari Henceforth - FG Issues Statement by smokedfish: 3:30pm On Feb 27, 2018
Andrewgame42:
I hear you Mr English man
Leave my English and me alone
I have forgave you already sha
Cause you dishate baba ...
Just connect me if something show
lol....issoke
TV/MoviesRe: List The Popular Movies You Feel Ashamed To Tell People You Have Never Watched by smokedfish: 3:30pm On Feb 27, 2018
Cadec007:
do you also watch indian[not the rubbish seasonal ones oo] and korean movies? If no then you are not a worthy competitor.
those days of indian movies n dia nonsense sound of gun...very funny though...korean..name d seasonal both that of luv n action
CrimeRe: How Nigerians Should Address President Buhari Henceforth - FG Issues Statement by smokedfish: 2:22pm On Feb 27, 2018
Andrewgame42:
Idiot , your president speak English reach me?
If you get job just connect me ... Otherwise carry your wahala dey go..... Who know weda u get work sef
grin grin...i need no get job before i go know say na 'address' and not 'addressed' grin


PS: i hate that guy pass you so keep calm..i have no president
BusinessRe: Paddy Adenuga: "Bad Belle Is Such An Epidemic In Nigeria" by smokedfish: 2:21pm On Feb 27, 2018
Lol...na bcz u get moni na
Christianity EtcRe: Reply To "Why Muslims Are Better Than Christians" By Bishop Sam Zuga by smokedfish: 2:20pm On Feb 27, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
Who are they?
forget hausas been terrorist n all dt n observe dem n see how nyc de cn be at tyms...we all knw illitracy is d problem

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