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The Rivers State chapter of All Progressives Congress, APC, said its attention has been drawn to a press statement by the Rivers State Commissioner for Information and Communication, Dr. Austin Tam-George, on behalf of the Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, accusing the APC of sponsoring groups to raise frivolous petitions against PDP members to have them arrested by security agents.
This according to the APC “is the inglorious height of falsehood and propaganda by the corruption-ridden PDP house of shame in Rivers State.”

“While the APC cannot put itself in the way of any issues between the PDP and its dubious partners in crime, we make bold to state in clear terms that we find neither the PDP nor its criminal partners worthy of any patronage or collaboration with the APC for anything noble. The difference between light and darkness is never in doubt and PDP is the darkness here” Senibo Chris Finebone said in a press statement.

The APC advised the Rivers State Government and the PDP to seek the face of God for forgiveness so that they can overcome the trauma and fear of their shadows occasioned by their evil deeds and killing of innocent souls in Rivers State directly or through their franchised killing gangs.

“The APC is well aware that the reason for this recent propaganda is to create a smokescreen for the insidious plans the PDP hierarchy is busy hatching towards the suspended rerun elections whenever they are re-scheduled. Their schemes will fail.

Governor Nyesom Wike and the PDP must know that what is happening to them is simply the fulfilment of the Holy Scriptures in Proverb 28:1 which says that, “The wicked flee when no man pursueth” the statement averred.

http://www.nairagovern.com/forum/main-forum/17-gov-wike-the-wicked-flee-when-no-man-pursueth-apc

Thanks for the re-tweets. Keep them coming

Hello Nairalanders. Pls I need just 310 re-tweets to get to 10K re-tweets to feature Tiwa Savage. Thanks and God bless

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I didn't exist in your world until you started reading this sentence of mine. Well, enjoy:

1)

Thanks to the Internet, you've probably seen more naked ladies than all of your ancestors combined.

2)

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

3)

Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, it's the yawn.

4)

Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

5)

"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.


6)

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

7)
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton


"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

9)
Your debit card pays for things with past hours of your life, and your credit card pays with future hours of your life.

10)
In the afternoon, your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

11)
If universities really want to prepare secondary school students for today's job market then they should only accept students who have "at least 2-3 years university experience".

12)
No 'how I made a million dollars' books include the author starting their journey to wealth by reading a book about how to make a million dollars.

13)
When you drink alcohol because you are sad, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow

14)
"He died doing what he loved" would be a horrible thing to say at a drug addicts funeral.

15)
Having a toddler is like being on a permanent escort mission: You follow a low AI character around, and if you're not careful enough, they'll find a way to kill themselves.

16)

The fact that Google autocompletes all of your questions is an affirmation of how unoriginal all your problems are.

17)

The first eighteen years of your life are like a free trial, and after that it's pay to play.

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Kate said: “Once you find a man you think is right for you, do not listen to what other people say. Follow your heart. Money and physical appearance should not be an issue.”

They both have 6 kids together

Pretty Lady Married To The Ugliest Man In Uganda (PHOTOS)

Disaster struck Thursday at Isale-Aro area of Osogbo, in Osun State, when a fire burnt to death a 75-year old man, Lamina Ishola.

Residents raised the alarm when they noticed thick flame oozing from a room in the mud house, where Ishola was sleeping.

It was gathered that some residents made frantic effort to put out the fire before the men of the Osun State Fire Service arrived the scene to complement their efforts.

http://www.lanreoladipo.com/2016/01/man-75-burnt-to-death-in-osogbo-inferno.html

A Nigerian student in Ghana, Chidiebere Emmanuel Onuoha, has emerged the best graduating student at the Accra Institute of Technology (AIT University), Accra, Ghana.

Emmanuel, who was an Electrical Electronics Engineering student at AIT University recorded an impressive 4.2 GPA to come first.
He was honoured at the 8th convocation ceremony of the institution recently.

Nigerian emerges as best graduating student in a University in Ghana

“I am retiring from boxing to concentrate on my political career,” said Pacquiao. “My fight with Timothy Bradley will be my last.” He also dismissed reports he would be delaying retirement plans in the hope of tempting undefeated Mayweather out of retirement for a rematch. “I did not say anything like that. Nobody interviewed me about that. I will retire after my April 9 fight,” - Manny Pacquiao

Full Text I am retiring from boxing after my fight in April -Manny Pacquiao

An unremorseful father identified as Okechukwu Ibekwe on Wednesday narrated how he in connivance with his wife, Oluchi used their five- month old son, Chidera as collateral for a N400 thousand loan.

The suspect, who is currently in police net for allegedly selling his son for N500 thousand to one Chinelo based in Ihiala, Anambra State, said he needed money to restart life after he was evicted from his shop at Ladipo, Lagos, and also lost his commercial bus to inferno.
According to the 30-year-old suspect, his wife suggested that they use the baby to secure a loan, on grounds that he would collect N250, 000 while N150, 000 would be hers.

Ibekwe said: “I was a mechanic until the building that houses my shop was sold and I was evicted. I was idle for sometime, then someone gave a bus which I used for transport but the bus was consumed by fire.

Rest : Couple use their 5 month old baby as collateral

The African Development Bank (AfDB) has disclosed plans to spend about $300 million on the Enable Youth Empowerment Agribusiness Programme.

The project is to be implemented in partnership with the Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development within 18 months.
AfDB Director of Agricultural and Agro- Allied Industries, Dr. Chudi Ojukwu, said the three-year project would enable training and funding of young graduates, who are interested in farming across the country.

The programme is expected to encourage youths into agriculture, thereby increasing food sufficiency, reducing unemployment with each recipient to benefit $75, 000.

In a statement by the ministry’s Director of Information, Tony Ohaeri, Wednesday in Abuja the Agriculture Minister, Chief Audu Ogbeh disclosed that the project would commence from the three Federal Universities of Agriculture in the country.

http://www.lanreoladipo.com/2016/01/the-african-development-bank-afdb.html

reporting them stolen might do justice

ode remo:

i know its a punishable offence these days to ask where is the joke, so i would not bother.
but anyway, where is the joke.?

Real people sharing every day life unfortunate moments and other fail funny stories. And answering where the joke is, if you can't pick out one from the above, how else can I be of help

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's FACEBOOK account. I was listed in the "booty call" friend's list category. SMSW

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." SMSW

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" SMSW

Today, While on a business trip, I decided to cheat on my wife just this once (I Swear) with this HOT Calabar girl. While giving me a Mouth Gig, for some odd reasons, she injures the cap of my manhood. We've been married 15 years and I'm going home tomorror. How to explain the injury to her, I don't know. SMSW

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are having sex, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth was: "Don't worry, they're used to it". SMSW

Today, it appears that my girlfriend of 6 years has been searching the internet (Google) all day with the search phrase "How to confess to having an affair." SMSW

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