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Politics › Re: GMD Nnpc Led Task Force To Ambush Black Market Spot In Abuja by smulti(m): 4:15am On Dec 26, 2017*

Like father like son !!!

that was how buhari commanded the solders to the bureau de change and black marketers respectively in his bid to force down foreign exchange rate ...An Aboki is always an Aboki
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Family › Re: I Am Turning Into A Tenant In My Husband's House by smulti(m): 3:52am On Dec 26, 2017

Hector09:
Maybe its a forced marriage

arrengee stuff .

Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele's 2018 Prophecies: What Atiku Must Do Ahead Of 2019 by smulti(m): 8:33pm On Dec 25, 2017

dnawah:
Ok make God give us life,let see

and you have to quote the whole post
..shmm

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Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele's 2018 Prophecies: What Atiku Must Do Ahead Of 2019 by smulti(m): 8:25pm On Dec 25, 2017*

Trash as usual

they done start to they disgrace themselves again ooo

Christianity is now a joke

Ok, it's like these

man utd vs Liverpool predict

= 1 :1

=0 : 0

= 2 : 0

= 0 : 1

all this author of confusions or did you just called them confusionist
grin

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Politics › Re: I thought I was 74 But Was Told I’m 75 - Buhari by smulti(m): 6:46pm On Dec 25, 2017

sarrki should come and tell us his real age .

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Politics › Re: I thought I was 74 But Was Told I’m 75 - Buhari by smulti(m): 6:30pm On Dec 25, 2017

He expressed the hope that next year would be more prosperous for the country

So at the tale end your administration is when you would stop blame game

what an irony ?!

well, it was Nigerians that voted for him and not foreigners
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Politics › Re: Osun Govt. Sympathises With Christians Over Fuel Scarcity by smulti(m): 6:27pm On Dec 25, 2017

Many African countries that doesn't have a drop of crude oil on their soil have never witnessed fuel scarcity
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Politics › Re: Osun Govt. Sympathises With Christians Over Fuel Scarcity by smulti(m): 6:16pm On Dec 25, 2017

.A P C lead federal government should bury their head in shame

internet maggots (B M C ) crews have suddenly gone underground
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Christianity Etc › Re: Adult Movie Mistakenly Displays On Church Screen During Service by smulti(m): 6:15pm On Dec 25, 2017

So where is the adult movie now .

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (2 - 2) - Live by smulti(m): 6:12pm On Dec 25, 2017

hmmm..
na by force to open a thread .

Travel › Re: Car Carrying Entire Family Veers Off The Road,lands Into River In Imo(pics) by smulti(m): 5:14pm On Dec 25, 2017

Dasherz:
a terrible prayer no matter the poo he posted he' s human too abeg

stfu there ..

see this apologist huh

Travel › Re: Car Carrying Entire Family Veers Off The Road,lands Into River In Imo(pics) by smulti(m): 5:02pm On Dec 25, 2017

Alariiwo:
The fool thought he was still in Lagos or is it Abuja with good road networks.

Just look at a region of noisemakers.. Nothing demarcates road from river.
Rubbish enclave.

See this one sitting inside one enclave in Ogbomoso claiming what I don't know
grin

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Celebrities › Re: Photos : Bwari : War Between Gbagyi And The Hausas, Churches, Houses, And Shops by smulti(m): 3:47pm On Dec 25, 2017

Isaac93:
Thats y our religion preaches peace

fvck religion huh

Celebrities › Re: Photos : Bwari : War Between Gbagyi And The Hausas, Churches, Houses, And Shops by smulti(m): 3:40pm On Dec 25, 2017

this is one of the attributes I like about our Muslim brothers

kill and die
no time to waste time

the cowards Christian followers will wait on God to come with Ak47 to face their enemies.. Lol

not until their heads are removed from their bodies they now scream persecution
huh

Celebrities › Re: Photos : Bwari : War Between Gbagyi And The Hausas, Churches, Houses, And Shops by smulti(m): 3:31pm On Dec 25, 2017

As long as the ZOO is down

anything that can scatter the ZOO is welcome .

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Crime › Re: Pastor Sends Assassins To Kill Pastor In Bayelsa State by smulti(m): 3:13pm On Dec 25, 2017

richard870:
@Op,kindly change the title of this thread cuz pastors are TRUE MEN OF GOD, not just any tom, dick and harry.Pls

the larger percentage of men of God in the universe are located in Nigeria but not even one of them could ask God to reduce the suffering and acute poverty in the land

rather they are asking for donations from the already poor sheeple
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Crime › Re: Pastor Sends Assassins To Kill Pastor In Bayelsa State by smulti(m): 2:57pm On Dec 25, 2017

Zykod:
Story for the gods.

From the day my friends saw/heard God called me, when they saw how i rose up from behind to the front, i saw hell. The anger was how could God call a ruthless street boy to ministry and he even has more grace, is growing so fast and deep in the word....See you, ministry is a war zone...I've passed through ten assassination attempts from them between 2011 and today. Once God calls you, beware of your pastor friends.

God called you ...OK

pls which language was he speaking huh

Arabic, Spanish, Italian, Hindus, Germans or did speak Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa
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Crime › Re: Pastor Sends Assassins To Kill Pastor In Bayelsa State by smulti(m): 2:38pm On Dec 25, 2017

nely:
Stop calling this modern day Business men pastors, they are only [b]after our money[ /b] not spirituality

Crime › Re: I Killed My Husband With N40 Rat Poison – 15-year-old Girl Confesses by smulti(m): 2:09pm On Dec 25, 2017

ilovebbwgirl:
It is a historical fact that girls from the ages of 9 to 14 were married in Europe, Asia, Africa and America. For example, Saint Augustine ( 350CE ) married a girl who was 10 years old. King Richard II, married a 7 year old girl. King Henry VIII married a 6 years old girl. According to the Catholic encyclopedia, Mary the mother of Jesus was 12 years when she married 99 year old Joseph. Before 1929, Church of England Ministers could marry 12 years old girls in Britain.

Shall we now go back to that stone age I guess

we should also revert to using donkeys and horses for means of transport
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Crime › Re: I Killed My Husband With N40 Rat Poison – 15-year-old Girl Confesses by smulti(m): 1:59pm On Dec 25, 2017

tstx:
It's high time the government Stopped Child Marriage in Northern Nigeria ... its the 21st century.....

12 Disturbing Facts About Child Marriage In Africa

fixed
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Crime › Re: I Killed My Husband With N40 Rat Poison – 15-year-old Girl Confesses by smulti(m): 1:54pm On Dec 25, 2017

Skyfornia:
15 year old housewife? Not surprised! It is time this abokis stop giving out their teenage daughters in marriage.

it's caused by poverty

even the poisoned 27yrs old husband might be a shoe shiner or gate man

Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity Will Be Over Next Year Minister Of Petroleum ..buhari 1977 by smulti(m): 11:44am On Dec 25, 2017

sarrki:
Things will get better

I reverently prayed for Nigeria

lay man excuses

things was better in the 70s, 80s, 90s, including year 2000

what are the costs of living in 2015, then compare it with 2016 and 2017
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Politics › Re: Nigerians Celebrating Worst Christmas Ever – PDP by smulti(m): 11:32am On Dec 25, 2017

sarrki:
PDP caused it all

So they should keep Quiet

this is a sign of Failure why are northerners not actively on line defending this colossal failure, only the south is good to sell their people out because of some crumbs
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Romance › Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 10:54am On Dec 25, 2017

makydebbie:
Lol, so you think fingering cannot take a girl there? Lol why do you all underate pre-intimacy like this.

you did misunderstood me, pre-intimacy or pre intimacy is actually my weapon if I'm to achieve the desired result but it has be in a committed relationship where both of us are medically certified and not just a random girl where I'll be scarred of contacting some diseases..Cheers
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Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: President Buhari Sympathizes With Nigerians by smulti(m): 10:28am On Dec 25, 2017

Kokaine:
buhari is trying oh. lets be sincere. he has very good intentions. nigeria is a difficult place to govern

lol.. this fuel scarcity came into being because of his body language

if he had acted on his numerous appointees accused of one corruption or the other the cabals causing this fuel scarcity would have think twice
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Romance › Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 10:16am On Dec 25, 2017

makydebbie:
That's how it starts, very soon you'll see nothing wrong in anal. I dey watch you.

of course if he could use his tongue to leak your anal you should be prepared to receive his cassava through your anal as well grin

but I bet you, you could be used to it after all it's practicable

I was once in a brief relationship with a girl who loves anal

merry Christmas
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Romance › Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 10:01am On Dec 25, 2017

romeorailss:
Nahda u wrong bro. I don't do anal sex very wrong. But I will gladly lick makydebbie bum

that is wired if I'm not mistaken huh

Romance › Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 9:52am On Dec 25, 2017

makydebbie:
Lol, please don't underate fingering. If you do it well, a lady can cum from just fingering. Use two fingers.

listen, this is why i said none ( active ) sex partner

reason, it takes a very strong guy to make one of my ex to cum and the only person as at that time to make her cum was me because of my expertise in the oza room

after the normal pre-intimacy, fingering and all that, I proceed to giving her head for a very long time in other to weaken her veins until I found out her body had collapsed

this is when to mount her with my almighty cassava with a serious banging that will send her to cloud 9 grin

I was always happy to see her erupt like a volcano ...by all standard she is a nympho so I was scared I'll die in the oza room if I marry her
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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Wizkid Hug Tightly On Stage (Photo) by smulti(m): 6:45am On Dec 25, 2017

Joshmodest:
dis one Tiwa and Wizkid are just hugging anyhow on stage , dis is d second time now, d next time tiwa gets pregnant, I hope teebillz will use his head, Cos wizkid has a reputation of not using condom ...

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Wizkid Hug Tightly On Stage (Photo) by smulti(m): 6:30am On Dec 25, 2017

biacan:
Oga I'm already successful in my own way

anyway na way I supposed grin

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