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RomanceRe: Hairy Women by smurf(f): 12:19am On Nov 19, 2008
Silly darling why now kilode been real busy ni, ma binu, had study for my finals, well now that I'm here i am all yours. kiss
RomanceRe: Hairy Women by smurf(f): 12:14am On Nov 19, 2008
sillyboy:
i no like hair at all angry. . . talkless of hair on a tongue like yours

I fit shave am with my eyes closed sha undecided. . . but I go tell Smurf first.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Me And My Girlfriend. by smurf(f): 9:31pm On Nov 18, 2008
That Yicob guy is seriously a jerk, WTF?
RomanceRe: What Do Men Really Want? by smurf(f): 7:53pm On Nov 18, 2008
Most of them really can't make up their damn minds ~hissesss~
RomanceRe: Hairy Women by smurf(f): 7:52pm On Nov 18, 2008
TOYOSI20:
@ Topic,

Thank God for waxing, . . . . ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool smiley
LOLZ, I'd rather that than look like a gorrilla, shocked
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
lolz, Great, take care of you kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:53pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Silly Darling I sure did, thanks kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:52pm On Nov 17, 2008
The fact that I log off doesn't mean my lappy is turned off, still have the NL, page on a diff. screen, and doing something else on another screen, any more "facts", Sherlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink

StephenP:
How would you know about it if you were offline? Does your PC log you on the moment someone mentions your name?
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:48pm On Nov 17, 2008
lolz, had to respond to that crap real quick, PS, this diva is always on point, laterzzz,
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:42pm On Nov 17, 2008
StephenP:
Ok I just need to ask this. I'm not pointing fingers or anything but why is that when Smurf is online, sillyboy goes offline and vice versa?
lolz, FBI, well done, thumbs up to ya, we both online line ain't it? wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:34pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Silly darling, any thing short of that would be inappropriate, well gat to run, "so many buffets so little time", anywayz, send me a message soon, take care darling. kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:15pm On Nov 17, 2008
sillyboy:
@ Atata mi.

Infact, I don't want to die of anything xcept of you loff . . .it's just "jollofing" me. You need to see something now. . . but u can't see it and i can't say it here. . .  lipsrsealed them go ban me straight! but no yawa , everything is under control, but am not sure for how long am going to control it  tongue
Ahh pele, don't worry I'm on ma way, I've booked the ticket and all, bags packed up and good to go, kiss kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Old Are You? by smurf(f): 10:13pm On Nov 17, 2008
kbikes:
old enough to be an abaya playing with small children
angry huh
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:10pm On Nov 17, 2008
lolz
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 10:00pm On Nov 17, 2008
sillyboy:
Atata mi.

Those lips and teeth just knocked me off my seat. . . . wish u could see me now. . . .am on the floor! I think I can't wait for you to come around oooo. . . .guess i need to come get you! huh
this is just the begining, you ain't seen noffin' yet darling, kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:53pm On Nov 17, 2008
sillyboy:
@ Atata mi.

It should be warreva u say baby and it my command. don't worry if them dey talk say na juju u dey use for me.
lmfyo grin, na loff kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:50pm On Nov 17, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:46pm On Nov 17, 2008
sillyboy:
@ Tope and Surf mi atata

If no be say them don do that Vic Sec. stuff, I for say make we go togeda naw cool. . .but no yawa now. . . .I go tell them make them do special one for my atata (Smurf). . . Tope can come along cool

Atata mi got to get some of those stuffs to scatter my head at night. . . .infact, my lipsrsealed should be going to the gym now for my atata
Iwo ni olowo ori me ni sin, so what ever you say goes, darling kiss tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:41pm On Nov 17, 2008
sillyboy:
Smurf mi atata, . . . you don't have to break ur neck about impressing iya Silly, the fastest way to iya Silly's heart his through her son Silly. So you just win me and you can take it to the bank that Iya Silly is gamed grin

Kemi kemooo. . . . .aya Sillllllyyyyy. . . . .ori lo ma pa orun. . . orun lo ma pa ori tongue

Am yanking my mail addy off now ooo. . . .don't want all those wey dey shine eyes like this shocked shocked. . get am.
loLZ, AH okay as long as you assure me say nothing dey happen I'm all for it dear kiss kiss kiss kiss, yeah darling I gat it already. kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:30pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Silly Darling, no kwams, I say I gatchu, kiss kiss If I nor marry you na convent I dey go straight shocked shocked shocked shocked, I still wan talk to my mother In Law sha I feel need to Impress her kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Tope, ore it is then, wink

@ Big boi, thanks kiss, good genes I guess. cool shocked tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:14pm On Nov 17, 2008
sillyboy:
Tope.

First Class cabin for you ! cool and all xpenses on my recession-proof pocket.

Smurf mi atata. . . . . .did I tell you aint just pretty head. . . .but smart brains too. can I yank the stuff off my now?. . . don't want no hate mails from nobady.

Please make the reservations for Tope and all Nairalanders wishing us well cool. . . . let me just have the bill.

Just pick out the aso ebiyou know my fav color is blue sha, . . . .I will tell iya Silly to get prepared.
I knew '09, was going to be my break through year,  tongue kiss, What more could I want, I have the perfect guy, with lots and lots of chedder, I'm super stokked, Making out the IV ASAP, and I sure am looking forward to seeing ma Mother In Law. kiss,

Tope will be ma Chief Bride's maid, Tope what say thou? kiss

@ Bold, blue it is baby blue it is for sure. kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:03pm On Nov 17, 2008
You mean asho ebi? tongue cool
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by smurf(f): 9:03pm On Nov 17, 2008
wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 9:00pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Silly Darling, I gat chu kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 8:59pm On Nov 17, 2008
Sure thing Tope. kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 8:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
LOlz, Love how that sounds, tell em baby, this is for real. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

sillyboy:
Smurf mi atata, you bet am waiting for it, guess it's going to be my screen saver henceforth tongue

my mail is going to be up for just 10mins in my profile grin. . . . just for u (the only mosquito in my net) grin

Shey na spring wedding you want?

Tope.

Yes ooo. Do you still want the ticket?
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by smurf(f): 8:55pm On Nov 17, 2008
angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 8:53pm On Nov 17, 2008
If he's lying he flying, shocked shocked shocked and guess what he isn't cos I'm right there with him, wink cheesy grin we've got the top wedding planners working round the clock for our spring wedding, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

sillyboy:
Tope.

Were you thinking I was kidding?. . . . wait till u see d wedding pix. . . lol

Moreover, I want Chamo to know that he can't win a bea all the way from London. . . that's as good as sayin we no get game for here now
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men? by smurf(f): 8:46pm On Nov 17, 2008
Sound perfect kiss kiss kiss

sillyboy:
Guessing I could see via mail, . . . .that shld keep my throat wet till your boat arrive Jersey shores wink
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by smurf(f): 8:44pm On Nov 17, 2008
cute again wink

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