~Sauron~:

Describe him.

Describe him?? Seriously?? I mean i will write till thy kingdom come. He doesn't exist.

@Sillyboy
Rara i no they do long distance

debosky:

@ tope

why don't you agree? Can you tell us where you think this 'dark' nonsense emanated from, if not from predominantly English romance books/movie portrayals?

let me give you a typical example - Titanic the lady was pasty white, the dude was a tanned (aka dark) diCaprio. Many more examples abound.

I agree with that a little bit
but not everyone wants tall dark n handsome oo, some prefer light-skinned dudes, some like them fat with potbelly
Every1 has a dream partner but they arent always influenced by books or whateva
I bet u also have an ideal woman, did the idea of ur dream woman come from a book u read or a film u watched too

Atata mi, . . .I gat ur back dear. . . run amd make sure u safe . . . .you can bet you gonna read from me sooner than you think. . . .be gud.

Tope.

Forget the distance, he's gonna get a private jet to come get u. Tall dark handsome boi just like in the movies

tope2000:

@Sillyboy
Rara i no they do long distance

I agree with that a little bit
but not everyone wants tall dark n handsome oo, some prefer light-skinned dudes, some like them fat with potbelly
everyone has a dream partner but they arent always influenced by books or whateva
I bet u also have an ideal woman, did the idea of ur dream woman come from a book u read or a film u watched too

No it didn't - I am rarely influenced by movies, conventional Western taste in women is generally not attractive to me. I learned what my ideal woman would be from experience - I didn't dream it up. Movies and books like to portray skinny women and that ish, not for me in any sense of it.

myndofgold:

StephenP link=topic=196945.msg3100753#msg3100753 date=1226957713:

Ok I just need to ask this. I'm not pointing fingers or anything but why is that when Smurf is online, sillyboy goes offline and vice versa?

lol, dude, i think the CIA is hiring o

CIA? No. I'm just asking but I guess no one else saw it.

StephenP:

Ok I just need to ask this. I'm not pointing fingers or anything but why is that when Smurf is online, sillyboy goes offline and vice versa?

lolz, FBI, well done, thumbs up to ya, we both online line ain't it?

@ Stephen.

U no serious oooo. . . .what are u insuniating? We both get online at some point bro.   we just dey in loff.

Stephen wat u gat 2 say? Silly and smurf are both online

StephenP:

Ok I just need to ask this. I'm not pointing fingers or anything but why is that when Smurf is online, sillyboy goes offline and vice versa?

Hehehehe. . . they gettin it on YIM na

myndofgold:

in that case, Tope and I will arrange a meeting so we can see for ourselves, because we both need proof

Lol . . .  
Yicob where do u live

debosky:

No it didn't - I am rarely influenced by movies, conventional Western taste in women is generally not attractive to me. I learned what my ideal woman would be from experience - I didn't dream it up. Movies and books like to portray skinny women and that ish, not for me in any sense of it.

Lol . . . . .
I think everyone's ideal partner is all fantasy
I'm sure if u were given a choice to mould the woman u want, you would
U would prolly have halle berry face with angie's lips, scarlett's breast, beyonce's hip along with jlo's ass

@sillyboy
Make i see pichurr first

smurf:

lolz, FBI, well done, thumbs up to ya, we both online line ain't it?

I thought you had to run?

Well played. Please just don't let your guard down.

yicob:

Stephen what u gat 2 say? Silly and smurf are both online

True but IPs don't lie.

yicob:

Stephen what u gat 2 say? Silly and smurf are both online

no, silly and smurf are both the same person. i think thts what he is "tryin to say"

lolz, had to respond to that crap real quick, PS, this diva is always on point, laterzzz,

smurf:

lolz, had to respond to that crap real quick, PS, this diva is always on point, laterzzz,

How would you know about it if you were offline? Does your PC log you on the moment someone mentions your name?

@ Tope. . . give me ur add. . . .and d details go dey there with pix. If no be say u be Atata mi bridesmaid. . . I for charge u ooo

@ Stephen

Something dey worry u seriously. . . . are you saying Smur and myself is same? . . . . common get a grip.

@ Atata mi.

tot u were gone. . . . well love to have u around though. Did u get my mail?

Tope, where would you and myndofgold love to meet me? I go round the globe.

I love how you take turns responding. Lemme guess Smurf is gon' respond next.

The fact that I log off doesn't mean my lappy is turned off, still have the NL, page on a diff. screen, and doing something else on another screen, any more "facts", Sherlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StephenP:

How would you know about it if you were offline? Does your PC log you on the moment someone mentions your name?

StephenP:

I love how you take turns responding.

LMAO Stephen, u r crazy i swear

@ Silly Darling I sure did, thanks

yicob:

Tope, where would you and myndofgold love to meet me? I go round the globe.

Meet u where?

@sillyboy

@ Tope. . . give me ur add. . . .and d details go dey there with pix. If no be say u be Atata mi bridesmaid. . . I for charge u ooo

Add ko
put it on ur profile 4 few mins

@ Tope

I don't like Halle's face, I like moon shaped faces with ponmo lips, so Angie is out as well.

J-lo's butt is too motionless for my taste, and sarlett's boobs are not the cup size I prefer.    

I could mould the woman I want, but it would not be based on 'celebrities' - simply because I am not a movie person and I don't fantasize about them - men's brains work a bit differently to women's.

@ Stephen Pre-mature ejaculation.

You are just making a baseless accusation. You know what, I starting to think it's what you ca do. . . lse I wonder why you would think along that line at all.

@ Atata mi.

Please mind him not. Just do wharreva u gat to do and ignore him. Won fe tu wa ka ni. Am still busy with those stuffs.

@ Tope

Ok.

lolz, Great, take care of you

smurf:

The fact that I log off doesn't mean my lappy is turned off, still have the NL, page on a diff. screen, and doning something else on another screen, any more "facts", Sherlock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does I gotta run equate to logging off and looking at a different site or program while you check Nairaland to see if anyone is talking about you?

smurf:

@ Silly Darling I sure did, thanks

I love that too, you've switched up the response patterns.

Pweety face u got there.

chika98:

Describe him?? Seriously?? I mean i will write till thy kingdom come. He doesn't exist.

Write away, senora!!!

@ Tope2000,

Gimme Halle Berry anyday.
She's the most beautiful woman on planet Earth!!!

yicob:

Pweety face u got there.

who? stephen?

A tall, dark man is a white woman's fantasy - spawned in the so called 'historical romance' books that so many girls read like bibles these days.

Unfortunately, some gullible black people have fallen for this ruse which has zero applicability to them, unless of course, there are now Nigerians/Africans with pasty white skin as a result of genes and low sunshine climate.

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debosky:

@ Tope

I don't like Halle's face, I like moon shaped faces with ponmo lips, so Angie is out as well.

J-lo's butt is too motionless for my taste, and sarlett's boobs are not the cup size I prefer.    

I could mould the woman I want, but it would not be based on 'celebrities' - simply because I am not a movie person and I don't fantasize about them - men's brains work a bit differently to women's.

U r the first guy i know that said that
so scarlett's boobs are big or small, which one
Oya decsribe ur ideal woman for me jor

@sauron
Correct guy
im shocked debo isnt into halle o

@Topic

I love dark skinned guys I dont know why.  I cant pin point at what point I decided I like em dark

Nothing wrong with a yellow guy but shocolate is very sessy.

And I think a tall guy represents dominance and we know how we ladies like to get dominated!  Even though we be doing the independance crap.  Behind closed doors its a different story!

the dark in "tall dark and handsome"

means dark hair/dark eyes

not dark skin.

Poor Negros  

~Sauron~:



Gimme Halle Berry anyday.
She's the most beautiful woman on planet Earth!!!

I liked her better when she had short hair