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Romance / Re: Women, How Old Were You When Older Men Started Approaching You With Sexual by Sniper101(m): 10:52pm On Jun 04
Thought Indians don't like s3x that much cheesy

Those fvckers are perverts wen it comes to sex
...men and women alike

But in the case of their men?
Their LOVE for anรคl sxx is what am still trying to comprehend till this time tomorrow


Romance / Re: Can Male And Female Be Just Friends? by Sniper101(m): 7:27pm On Jun 04


Romance / Re: You Were Sleeping And Saw This At Night, What Would You Do (photo) ? by Sniper101(m): 7:17pm On Jun 04
What I'll do ??


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Travel / Re: Poor Road Condition Of Nnewi, Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by Sniper101(m): 8:41pm On Jun 02
And yet you'll see people of this region, vehemently criticizing Ex Gov. Wike for building flyover bridges all over Port Harcourt.
Celebrities / Re: Zinoleesky Requested For 120k Comments On Instagram And Got It In Less Than 24hr by Sniper101(m): 8:15pm On Jun 02
In Zino's voice....
๐ŸŽถme I go make am 4myself & my mummy๐ŸŽถ

I sure say Zino go convert
the 127k comments to Bitcoin ๐Ÿ˜
Career / Re: Civil Servants, Military To Experience Delay In May Salaries by Sniper101(m): 9:46am On Jun 01
And so it begins...
Romance / Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by Sniper101(m): 9:38am On Jun 01

The most funny pickup line I've ever heard.
Na code for wetin kwanu?

Code for "make we go do Dat thing...if she no dey." grin

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Romance / Re: My friends wife Is entering my eyes, Please Help! by Sniper101(m): 11:42pm On May 31
Bros OP
abeg anybody wey give you better advice, abeg still pass the adviser to me grin

...I need guidelines on how to bed the wife of my neighbour wey dey the flat next to mine; the Akwa Ibom lady of 34 with her outstanding yansh, petite breast and always erect nipples just dey enter my eyes ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Romance / Re: Let Gist About Our First Sex And How Old Were You by Sniper101(m): 11:23pm On May 31
My first experience was with my landlord's daughter. I was 7 at the time. She was 4yrs older than me.

I was asked by my Mom to go to the landlady's house to see if she's home. On getting there, it was just the daughter that was home alone, watching TV.
Asked her where her mom was. If she was around. And she asked me to come in and follow her into the Mom's room that her Mom was there.

Innocent me followed her.
And the rest they say is history.

From then on, any day I felt like doing that thing on the bed with her again, all I had to do was gauge when nobody but her would be home.
And I'll sneak in and ask her, "Ur mother dey?"

In we would go again grin


Politics / Re: Rivers State People Escort Former Governor Wike Back To His House (Video) by Sniper101(m): 1:13am On May 31
Wike would now know that we haven't forgotten about Obigbo

He's now at his PPR @ Ada George road, pHC

...if Dem born you well grin
Go knock at his front gate or back gate to remind him what you feel you haven't forgotten
Politics / Re: Rivers State People Escort Former Governor Wike Back To His House (Video) by Sniper101(m): 12:54am On May 31
"Eze Ochialiri 1 of Rumueme"

meka wey

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For A Lady? by Sniper101(m): 12:39pm On May 28
What killed my feelings for a lady?

Ok, let's see...
Bitch playfully said she'll always crave pussy far more than she'll crave d!cks ...and that if Nigeria was an enabling environment she would be a full-blown lesbian rather than being the bisexual she is.

To her, it came off as a joke.
But, me? I took that shit serious.
Hence, my feelings for her began to wane.
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up Transgender Woman When He Discovered She Had Male Instruments by Sniper101(m): 12:24pm On May 28
grin I just couldn't stop laughing after reading the headlines and looking at the pictures attached cheesy
Romance / Re: What The Best Hook Up Mobile App In Nigeria by Sniper101(m): 12:18am On May 26
Tinder Na nonsense.

The best I've been on is Inmessage.

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Romance / Re: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by Sniper101(m): 11:21pm On May 23
I was (once upon a time) having an affair with a married lady who had affairs with so many other guys/men before me; upto 60 body counts (she once said) including females.
Females whom she still brings right down to her husband's house when Dude is offshore.

Worse of it all is that Dude knew she was into sexual relationships with fellow females before he married her.
PS: after their wedding she told him she has left that bisexual lifestyle to be her past.

Now, would the marriage continue if Dude finds out that the mother of his three little kids is highly promiscuous and that she is still indulging in her bisexual lifestyle?

I just dey pity the husband sha
I dey always sorry for am

those wey say "a woman's past doesn't matter"
make una DEY PLAY


Romance / Re: 12 Differences Between A Husband And A Boyfriend by Sniper101(m): 10:00pm On May 23
Here they go again with this shit.
Blah blah blah blah blah


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Travel / Re: Visiting Nigeria For The First Time In 2 Years, Any Advice by Sniper101(m): 3:28pm On May 23
This OP sef
Just 2yrs away u dun dey reason to visit undecided
How much you dun make for there already?

Same issue we having with my bro who left for Dubai 3months after the COVID-19 year. He's already talking about visiting us this year.

Mumcy dun first inform am say ppl are actually suffering in Nigeria and therefore if he no hold the least 1mil to take dey dash friends and well-wishers wey go come greet him when he comes, then make he no bother coming grin
Phones / Re: 2go- What Went Wrong? by Sniper101(m): 11:58am On May 23

I still use the app sometimes. 2go was among the first real time and enjoyable social media that came out. Then people even dumped Facebook and other leading social medias for 2go. But now see grin where 2go is. ๐Ÿ™„

I noticed there are some updates they've made. CHATGPT is now added and it has helped me alot in My quest for answers to questions.

I think the only crime of 2go was coming out of Africa. Africans can't boost their own thing. The Africans dumped 2go when WhatsApp was released. That was the sad reality.

Again, 2go was just too dull in their updates , it's now that they're trying to bring in features that people have been enjoying in other platforms long before now.

A clarion call to nairaland, they should do the needful or this is how it will be abandoned in due course.

The screenshots you posted grin

See that @Bree-cat and @Deborahbaby34
those two Na mistresses of 2go
Always online.
like they have no life outside 2go. grin

You know one user called @DarkWitch ?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Can You Walk Naked For 5million Naira ? by Sniper101(m): 8:22pm On May 22
Ah ah
5,000,000 Naira too much sef
Give me
1,000,000 Dollars I go run am.
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity Would You Bring? (Pix) by Sniper101(m): 6:22pm On May 21
If Tiwa no go give Birthday boy puna at the end of the Birthday party, then there's no need wasting $25 on her gorgeous old ass grin

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Religion / Re: Sexual Immorality Is Forbidden I by Sniper101(m): 3:16pm On May 21
Anything sexual is part of human nature.
While everything sexual should be done with moderation, God created these urge for a reason. Adultery and fornication is allowed if there's no commitment to anyone.

This is my take.


What are you saying
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Calls 911 After Killing His Wife, Her Parents, 3 Dogs In The US by Sniper101(m): 2:26pm On May 21
Depression on the part of the husband
Cheating on the part of the wife

would've been the motive

...I'll lean more on cheating though
Which could well be the reason why the parents of the wife had to come down all the way from Nevada.
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Lady Accosted By An Arab Man Over Her Choice Of Clothing In Dubai (vid) by Sniper101(m): 4:14pm On May 20
Until Dem lynch her for that Arab country wey she dey so. Na dat time she go hear word

As she dun carry her yeye Nigerian dress sense enter UAE
Romance / Re: 2go Was Bigger Than Facebook In Nigeria With Over 12 Million Users In 2012 by Sniper101(m): 6:47pm On May 19
2go that year sha grin

If not for 2go, wetin concern me with approaching a married woman on the streets who's got kids and a wedding band on her finger undecided

2go really made sh!t easy for everyone back in the days; including lesbians and bisexuals who were intent on trying out sh!t grin


Romance / Re: What A Girl Did After I Stopped Giving Her Money by Sniper101(m): 10:44pm On May 18
these leeches and money sha

Just three days ago
I had to ask one to dress up and get d'fvck outta my house by around 8pm.

We were right in the middle of the act and bitch said... "I told you I had a lot going on in my mind and therefore my mind isn't settled. You didn't say anything about it. All you could think of is to make love to me".

Omรณ, I had to get down
Ask her to get dressed and get d'fvck out.

NB: asking for money DURING sex is a very huge turn off for me.

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Crime / Re: Kano Woman Stabs 6-Yr-Old Daughter Of Man Who Advised Husband To Marry 2nd Wife by Sniper101(m): 10:39pm On May 18
Na wa
see News presentation nah grin

"stabbed by her step mother".
"stabbed by a neighbour".

Na which1 we go take now undecided
Politics / Re: Labour Party National Chairman Dissolves Rivers LP Excos For Anti-Party by Sniper101(m): 12:41pm On May 18

Silly being kee u there, anumanu.

Aboki come on getat.
...retarded swine

No Mention me again o
make thunder no fire you there.
Romance / Re: Never Date A Woman Who Don't Find You Sexually Attractive by Sniper101(m): 9:55pm On May 16
A woman always have an eye out for that man that can fulfil that nagging need in her marriage.This need might be one of attention,money or sex.

Back to the topic:There is this certain woman i met mid last year.This lady heavily complained at every opportunity that she was never sexually attracted to her husband even though the man gives her 3k per day for house-keeping alowance! All i did that attracted this woman was just listen,yeah,listen to her naggings every time she came around without interrupting her flow.And before you know it,she got addicted to me...To put it modestly,I later learnt the colours and number of her panties without wooing her.

My real guy grin

One once said to me during intercourse...
In her own words
"Oh baby. I hardly get wet .
I'm ashamed to say it, but, you make me wet.
Something even my husband isn't able to do".

i pause look her
when she made that statement.

On how we started?
I was always complimenting her when we chat.
When she came by for the first time?
I just listened to her talk about herself, her life, her past life, her lifestyle at the time, etcetera.

I "listened".


Autos / Re: Honda CR-V 1999 Vs KIA Cerato 2011, Which Should He Buy? (pics) by Sniper101(m): 2:37pm On May 16
No shades intended.

Huncle, if Dem call ppl wey dey drive SUV,
you plan to show your face with that ni undecided

Baba, please, go for the saloon car.
TV/Movies / Re: 5 Films That Made Saint Obi A Nollywood Legend by Sniper101(m): 2:26pm On May 16
Festival of Fire.

"How dare you born down the shrine of Amadioha?" .....asked Saint Obi

...and that was the moment he discovered his Twin Sister; Ragina Askia grin

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