If you enjoy posting yourself on social media for people to see you? you should also learn to enjoy whatever people say to you; especially the negative ones.

Now,
how he wan take dey lick dis kind kpekus

Immatex:

I don't miss Nigeria!

Hoping to visit in 8 years time.

For now, I can't be bothered!

My bro came visiting from Dubai for four weeks off-duty vacation in his father land. We went for shopping and he couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the prices of things.
i.e something he said he bought for 70naira barely three years ago(when he was still here) was now being sold for 800naira.
Long story short, he had to cut short his stay by moving his flight date backward because according to him, he's not feeling the country anymore.

PS: Someone here some days ago said "Nigeria is gone" ...right now, I am seriously wishing that that is not the case.

dkidd:
Lol.. my freshman year AAU. Na corridor be kitchen. General bathroom and toilet chai. It was fun sha until levels change from second year to 3 bedroom. I never stay that kind house since then and I thank God

AAU no be beans

target them all.
especially the Aljazeera journalists.
those lot are very bias.

300naira

POrt Harcourt to Anambra state.
Nkpor to be precise.

I got back to pH the same day around 1am

The first meet up? Am all up for the sex & more.

If it doesn't happen the first time
Then it should be on the second meet up.

If it doesn't occur on the 1st and 2nd time we met? Then there definitely won't be a 3rd meeting.

Nutri Milk is going for 600naira in Ughelli.

find a way to tell her about it, bro.
don't sugarcoat your words. And just maintain a stern look when you're talking about it; that way, she'll get the picture of how serious you are about what you're saying to her.

PS: I was in a similar situation back in Uni days. The babe visits me thrice every week. She was cool, well behaved, not good in bed though but sweet in bed and from a very rich home. But her coochie stank like hell. I had to ask her to stop wearing inner tight under her skirt or her gown when visiting me. And that if she was gonna wear tight under her skirt or gown when going to wherever, she should STOP wearing panties inside the tight.
But, At some point I just had to tell her point blank that she smells down there.
Omó, this Babe cried her eyes out that day. And angrily left my place with tears running down her cheeks.
Fast forward to 3weeks later when she came by again, the smell was no longer there she even thanked me for the embarrassment and humiliation of the other day; saying it was what made her to work on herself and on her hygiene within the period of weeks she avoided me.

This was about 8yrs ago and to this day, we're still the best of pals.


just be man enough to tell your girl her coochie stinks, bro.

Tribalism is all I perceive from Igboho

I saw this somewhere on FB. yesterday.
How true is this stuff?

reading the headline, I almost wanted to believe it would. Until I clicked and read the part where they wrote "...FROM THE MEETING WE HAD WITH THE PRESIDENT".

That's when I gave up.

These days, I don't even go anywhere anymore. Except when I need visit a supermarket or a restaurant.
Other than that? Na indoor things; sometimes 9days at a stretch.

As a friend, be you a guy or a girl, if I mistakenly or intentionally drive come ya house, na e be say it's because I'll be getting something really really beneficial out of visiting you.

Boys dey find make dollar equivalent quick quick hit 2k and these ones wan spoil work for person

make Dem leave our Binance alone o

Imagine the countries Dem use dey do fuel-price-comparison with Nigeria

What happened to Tanzania, Egypt, Morocco, Kenya, Ethiopia, etcetera,

Dangote
Dantata
Adenuga
Otedola
Alakija
Elumelu
Etcetera

If these and more are begged to hand out $1b each to rescue the Naira from collapsing and Nigeria from total economic meltdown, I believe raising $10b issa piece of cake

now is just about the best time 2b a hustler.
...if you know, you know.

diswan wey he dey address am as "man"
abi na transgender he keep for house as GF?

what was he expecting then?

alphabet ppl are known 2b highly promiscuous.

na because of heat like this na e make the government of UAE make air condition a must-have for every vehicle, shop, hotel, bank, etcetera 🤦

as I dey like this, I con enter Abroad, I go con say na Naija girls I go look for to Date? unto say eyes dey pain me ni

abi I no see Tanzanian girls? Hispanics? Latinas? Asians? Indians? Arabs or even Scots?

Dating a typical Nigerian girl isn't worth it.
Both home and away.

Paraman:
Wike behavior is still better than that of Obaseki towards shuaibu

and yet people from one peculiar part of the country feels Wike is playing bitter politics.

seunmsg:
Wike's disposition wasn't good at all. Even if it is just for the optics, he should have smiled and and be more friendly.

tell this to Obaseki and Shuaibu at the recently concluded Gov Diri inauguration at Bayelsa State.

Sandyayo1:
Guys,show me val love na.i am so lonely and Hot.0218...876562 GTB

you created this account TODAY, couple of hours later you're already asking for money and dropping your Aza immediately

na so Una dey do for here

See how he family house/compound be, yet he collect money con reason say na to rush go collect Benzema of 50milla

some Boys sha

may God not allow me and my clique to be complaining and comparing the price of a bag of pure water whilst others are comparing and complaining about the high cost rate of brand new cars and the high cost of well built Duplex

rowlandwhy:


lol, kettle calling pot black
what is that ring doing on your fore finger

Wait a minute
Don't tell me that's the ring finger you alphabet people use to identify yourselves

Flamemignon1:

Oh for Bleep sakes,this is the problem with gender mannerisms and norms, it's just downright and plain dumb,look at how you estimated someone's masculinity with how they sit because Al Pacino is seen as a masculine man in the godfather and will Smith doesn't because of his personal life? Can you look at how problematic and downright dumb that is? I know gay men who don't sit that way and straight men who do

You know,
I was just about to say something
And then I remembered you're gay
So I've chosen not to say anything