You no even talk the kind work wey you dey do so person go fit hint you on the best groups wey you go Search, Join and Bomb

I was just about to give you a 5star for your write up, until I saw the part where you said "go on top of him and suck his n!pples

u know how much some of us hate that shit?

I have to ALWAYS fake moans and excitement when that sh!t is performed on me

I don't mean to brag, but, there's no Ex of mine today that I'll call for her to come around for a casual meet & greet, once again, that she wouldn't show up. (i'm that good).

If I should land in Lagos, Edo, Delta, Osun, Bayelsa, Abia or Imo and put a call across to anyone of 'em in any of these locations, they'll most definitely show up and we'll definitely end up doing the do; even if they're in some serious relationship with some Simp or some Alpha male somewhere.

I say this cos I've tested the theory with quite a few of 'em over time and unfortunately, they're always willing to meet up again and ready to get in bed with me again.

But you see my married Exes?
I avoid 'em all like a plague


my advice to OP and every other guy out there is: if you have "no intention" of shagging a married woman, then NEVER go close to a married woman". it's that simple.

Dem try
But I no feel the jam

"Declan Rice" over this. anytime any day

Tinubu is being petty

which kind disgusting method of eating be diswan ni

you carry all your fingers put inside soup. you carry all your fingers put inside mouth.

NA SO THE FOOD SWEET REACH

Give it up for women from the yEAST
they're good with treating their maids this way

lol
this stuff looks more like a leftover

I dun download am

But I hope I won't get to regret it and have to delete it after listening to it.

ZaraIhua:


No.... I don't any.

A friend from EMOLGA bears the name
...that's why I asked

ZaraIhua:
It can only be God. I pray this kind of favour locates me. Amen

You happen to know any CharlesIhua?

KanielOutis92:
If we're to be honest with ourselves, if we were to be in another clime, more than half the buses we see on our roads wouldn't be out there.

I was recently made to understand that in the UAE, any vehicle without a working air conditioner is deemed as "Not-road-worthy"

All these African crypto enterprises
I no get any iota of trust for Dem

Flutterwave
Quidax
HFM
etc

It's a pity

Such an irreparable loss for the extended family of Wigwe and the whole community.

Kukutenla:
This man is behaving like a looter
How can you buy a bottle of sprite and pay with a bundle of notes?
I'm sure that money is not from his accountant general days or gov salary.
It is from "security votes"
And see the average citizens hailing such open display of waste
The leaders are truly reflection of the citizens

Had it been he got there, pick up the drink, give the seller 500 and demand for his balance of 200, YOU would still complain about that.

Say what?

Dàn búra úba

Kingray10:
I m glad the police driving didn't behave the usual way they used to.

that's not "police"
that's just an escort vehicle.
with probably only a driver inside.

It should stop gaining, abeg.

$1k was about hitting #2m
and Dem Boys was almost glad.

Now $1k is around #1.5m

It shouldn't drop any lower.

Biggest sacrifice?

well, it isn't the 20k and 70k I give to them girlfriends and lovers these days. Naaah.

it's actually way back in Uni days when Boy used to be very broke at one time, out of 1.6k I had in hand, I gave my then girlfriend 1k for her to use and visit her home in Benin City during a weekend; to go get foodstuffs for herself to begin a new week.

it was on a Friday I gave her that money because my folks had assured me they'll send me money by Monday.

To me, that's the HIGHEST sacrifice I've ever had to do for the opposite gender. especially one that isn't "family"

PS: I loved Ofure, like, mad. Then.

superCleanworks:


NYASH not yansh

abi dem no teach you how to spell for primary school?

Actually, it's yansh

If you enjoy posting yourself on social media for people to see you? you should also learn to enjoy whatever people say to you; especially the negative ones.

Now,
how he wan take dey lick dis kind kpekus

Immatex:

I don't miss Nigeria!

Hoping to visit in 8 years time.

For now, I can't be bothered!

My bro came visiting from Dubai for four weeks off-duty vacation in his father land. We went for shopping and he couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the prices of things.
i.e something he said he bought for 70naira barely three years ago(when he was still here) was now being sold for 800naira.
Long story short, he had to cut short his stay by moving his flight date backward because according to him, he's not feeling the country anymore.

PS: Someone here some days ago said "Nigeria is gone" ...right now, I am seriously wishing that that is not the case.

dkidd:
Lol.. my freshman year AAU. Na corridor be kitchen. General bathroom and toilet chai. It was fun sha until levels change from second year to 3 bedroom. I never stay that kind house since then and I thank God

AAU no be beans

target them all.
especially the Aljazeera journalists.
those lot are very bias.

300naira

POrt Harcourt to Anambra state.
Nkpor to be precise.

I got back to pH the same day around 1am

The first meet up? Am all up for the sex & more.

If it doesn't happen the first time
Then it should be on the second meet up.

If it doesn't occur on the 1st and 2nd time we met? Then there definitely won't be a 3rd meeting.

Nutri Milk is going for 600naira in Ughelli.