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Politics / Re: Bombing Of Kaduna Residents Decided By God Else It Wouldn’t Have Happened -Tinub by Sniper101(m): 1:59am On Dec 12, 2023
I read the caption
I just burst laugh 🤣
Family / Re: I Believe My Wife Is Cheating by Sniper101(m): 1:31am On Dec 12, 2023
Lol

just like I once saw a Whatsapp chat between a married man and a married female friend of mine whereby the man told her "I want you to have a baby for me" ...but then, she tells me she's not sleeping with the man. they're just friends. but that the man has been wanting to take her to bed.

Me as a guy man, I just dey look her dey laff grin

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Celebrities / Re: Men Date Me Out Of P!ty – Amputee Actress, Doris Akonanya by Sniper101(m): 10:56pm On Dec 08, 2023
tellsblinks:


Make person explain abeg

Hanty dey run Onlyfans account on the side grin
Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Sniper101(m): 10:38pm On Dec 08, 2023
HouseRavenclaw:
I think it is insane how you just confessed to being a rapist and told another rapist it is perfectly normal. I cannot wait for a future where you all are dead, and seeing the Nigerian political climate, I will not be waiitng long.



Fuuu...
Romance / Re: Groom Calls Off Wedding After Discovering Bride Visited Her Ex (pics/video) by Sniper101(m): 1:46pm On Dec 04, 2023
Guys, learn to be wary of females who are still in constant communication with their Exs.

In other words, "never have anything SERIOUS to do with any female who is still in contact with her ex" because all it would take is a little mood swing on one of those lonely or boring days and, BOOM! she'll feel an itch to visit her Ex and have her legs raised up high for sport
Politics / Re: Fubara Signs Agreements For Construction Of 20,000 Housing Units by Sniper101(m): 10:18pm On Dec 03, 2023
Dshocker:
Even as minister, Amechi could not step foot into Rivers State.

I urge Sim Fubara to blow it hot hot for Wike, so the tyrant won't step foot into Rivers State till further notice.

You should ask yourself, does Sim look like someone who could muster the temerity and the capacity to directly or indirectly stop Wike from coming into Rivers state the way Nyesom Wike did to Amaechi?
Romance / Re: It's Flash Back Weekend: Which Of These Dating Apps You Missed And Was Fun Of It by Sniper101(m): 10:10pm On Dec 02, 2023
I miss Inmessage angry
Politics / Re: Pope John Paul II Visited Abacha And His Family In Abuja In 1998 - Photos by Sniper101(m): 6:47pm On Dec 02, 2023
This was at the time when Nigerian leaders had worth and recognition in the international community

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Business / Re: How I Replied A Customer That Promise To Get Back To Me( Read Chat) by Sniper101(m): 9:24pm On Nov 30, 2023
Same shit that's playing out with me and a client right now grin

the lady, when we last had a chat, had said she'll get back to me the very next day; a biz that's supposed to rake in nothing less than 7.5m into my account if she gets back to me

It's been 4days now already yet no getting-back-to-me. And since 3days now she's been viewing my posts, but yet she doesn't say shit about anything

I just Dey look her. Dey vex.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos of the Hamas Terrorists Involved In The Jerusalem Shooting Attack by Sniper101(m): 11:45am On Nov 30, 2023
The IDF will be, like, "two less head slammers to worry about in Jerusalem"


Next please...
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Date My Friend’s Ex by Sniper101(m): 11:37am On Nov 30, 2023
As in, my friend's leftover
I should covet it and be eating from it?

may the gods forbid
#spits

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Seen Or Experienced Sexual Harassment Before? by Sniper101(m): 9:56pm On Nov 29, 2023
If not ehn, wetin ...?
Wetin you for fit do?

On a normal, you think say your Sis go encourage you to engage in a scuffle with someone, on her behest?

sissies everywhere 🤦
Politics / Re: Otti Takes Inspection Tour Of Aba-port Harcourt Expressway Reconstruction (pix) by Sniper101(m): 11:09pm On Nov 28, 2023
I like the fact that he's using IVM motors

PS: the recently acquired fleet of Toyota cars for Senators and House of Rep members ought to have been IVM or NORD vehicles; as they are Made In Nigeria

Any law makers who doesn't like the IVM and NORD brand ought to be asked to use his/her own money to acquire any brand of vehicle he/she likes to be his/her official vehicle.

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Crime / Re: 5 Dead In Wedding Massacre In Thailand As 'Drunk' Groom Shoots Wife by Sniper101(m): 12:25am On Nov 28, 2023
Thailand? #spits

dude discovered the mother in-law has trickily packaged a transgender for him to get married to.

As Groom himself isn't gáy nor Bi,
all hell broke lose
and anger couldn't be contained grin
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Posted About Her Sugar Daddy by Sniper101(m): 12:09am On Nov 28, 2023
When some of us young guys go married-women-hunting, I hope everyone else would be as understanding as they are with these ladies-with-no-moral-compass
Politics / Re: Warders Help Boko Haram Plan Operations, Move Money From Prison – Defence Chief by Sniper101(m): 4:48pm On Nov 22, 2023
And yet no arrests have been made?
Just making ludicrous "statements" here and there.

What a country!
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Crisis: 27 Lawmakers Hold Sitting by Sniper101(m): 3:06pm On Nov 21, 2023
Here we go again angry

And I thought the initial brouhaha between Ex Gov Wike and Gov Sim have been successfully quelled by some mediators

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do With $1 Billion? by Sniper101(m): 1:02am On Nov 21, 2023
As for me
With that kinda cash?

My community go develop overnight.
But nobody go know say na me dey run am
Cos I'll work with Companies and proxies

I wan live long enough to enjoy the cash. grin
Travel / Re: The Poor State Of Port-Harcourt - Aba Train Services (Video, Photos) by Sniper101(m): 4:09pm On Nov 20, 2023
Ah shocked
Ppl actually travel on trains in this pH?
Na WA o grin

these Igbos sef
With ESN, UGM and IPOB on rampage, why risk your own life to travel by train when you like to make everyone believe that everyone from your region is a billionaire undecided
Travel / Re: Massive Rainfall And Storm Hits Dubai UAE (pics/video) by Sniper101(m): 4:04pm On Nov 20, 2023
Nicely done.
Cut and join videos grin

Nice one 👍
Romance / Re: Will You Marry A Woman Who Has Undergone Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) (pics) by Sniper101(m): 11:02pm On Nov 19, 2023
Normally, I no too dey like women wey their yansh big and e dey obvious to everyone say her yansh big

that kind of big yansh no dey thrill me

Then, talk abt big yansh wey con be artificial?
No nah
Celebrities / Re: Portable Calls Out Charles Okocha Over Ripping Him Of 20M (video) by Sniper101(m): 2:13pm On Nov 17, 2023
this guy intonation na e dey funny me pass grin
the way he talks, is always a comic relief 2me
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza Hospital Patient: Hamas Should Go To Hell And Hide There ( Pics, Video) by Sniper101(m): 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2023
noticed how the Aljezeera reporter refused to allow the man continue speaking as he started to sound like he wasn't supporting Hamas?

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it...
"whilst Aljezeera continues using wounded kids and patients in hospitals as a campaign strategy to gain sympathy from world viewers, Israel should continue dropping Bombs on the heads of terrorists (and their sympathizers) all the way from Gaza to Tehran".

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Science/Technology / Re: Huge Python Killed In Ore, Ondo State (Pictures) by Sniper101(m): 9:47pm On Nov 16, 2023
BBIA:

Lalasticlala has been sacked by seun.


Because ?? shocked
Science/Technology / Re: Huge Python Killed In Ore, Ondo State (Pictures) by Sniper101(m): 9:45pm On Nov 16, 2023
porthouse7:
ṣeun don fire the guy

shocked shocked shocked

Idonbelivit grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Huge Python Killed In Ore, Ondo State (Pictures) by Sniper101(m): 9:29pm On Nov 16, 2023
Where TF is Lala undecided

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Politics / Re: FG: 18 Out Of Deported Saudi Arabia Passengers Have Criminal Records by Sniper101(m): 9:11pm On Nov 15, 2023
"who dash monkey banana" grin

Reading the headline, I thought... "the Nigerian authorities deported several Saudi citizens out of whom 18 had questionable records"

For a moment, I wanted to be proud of Nigeria, only for me to click the link and read that the reverse is the case.
Travel / Re: Lion Spotted Taking A Walk On The Streets In Roma, Italy Last Night (pics/video) by Sniper101(m): 9:34pm On Nov 13, 2023
Edo woman dun change to Lion for Italy
to avoid deportation grin

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Politics / Re: Akpabio: Nigerian Lawmakers Most Ridiculed by Sniper101(m): 11:49pm On Nov 12, 2023
Nigerian law makers most heartless
Nigerian law makers most criminally minded
Nigerian law makers most reckless spenders
Politics / Re: INEC Announces Elections To Be Held In Kogi Next Week by Sniper101(m): 11:37pm On Nov 12, 2023
Can someone please tell Aljizeera to quit trying to use injured kids and newborn babies to try to Garner sympathy from viewers

Personally, I care less about the siege and bombings around Al Shifa Hospital


#DeathToALLreligiousExtremists
#suddenDeathTOterroristSympathizers

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Politics / Re: Russia-ukraine Crisis: Nigeria’s Crude Demand Rises In Europe – NNPC by Sniper101(m): 5:29pm On Nov 11, 2023
And yet they'll keep borrowing money from IMF, World Bank and still be saying
"there's no money in the country"
even after selling millions of barrels of crude oil to European nations
Romance / Re: Lady In Shambles, After Man Leaves Her With 70k Bill At A Restaurant (pics) by Sniper101(m): 10:27pm On Nov 10, 2023
Ay Chevron must be Hakimi's distant cousin
...these folks knows how best to deal with the other gender grin

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