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stuffsabouttara:
You could always check out my blog, there's a link to it on my profile page.

I just did... You have a nice blog

Meet Michelle...

Nice one!!!

How much do you supply post fingerlies?
If am buying 2000 how much will u give me for one?

The man is boring...
The lady is trying not to be bored!!

#wemustnotshootphotoofpreweddingPICS

Wetin I typ for up there self..??

stuffsabouttara:
lol. Sorry to say but that I can't tell.

You don't even have a diary here self...so I can savour a little of your writing skill..


You are still holding much from me personally.. I really wanna know you with your writing skills.

Oya carry me join...
Ayam interested...

akakurukukaku:
Why una nor protest when una brother GEJ de destroy Nigeria.
The truth is that no sensible Nigerian would take u guys seriously.

So you mean... Na turn by turn dem dey take spoil dis country abi?


As jona do e own... We nor talk... Now bubu dey do e won we nor suppose talk too because na him turn to destroy Nigeria abi? U are a pig!!!


Make thunder from Afghanistan strike your mental illness down and u become sane again... Amen!!!

You nor wake up?

From your dream?

stuffsabouttara:
It wasn't real because I have never given it a real thought, well until three days ago, when I just blurted it out to Babe. It had been nagging in my chest, slowly becoming a nuisance, but until I actually said the words to Babe, the idea of dropping out had never been a real thing.

Dropping out of school isn't the sort of thing a girl like me would/should consider. A girl brought up in a good home with everything catered for and stuffs stuffs stuffs. But more reasonably, a girl with so much academic excellence and promise. My secondary school was filled with the same phrases from everyone when I told them I wanted to be a writer, "you want to waste your brains" they would half say, half question. My Papa hammered, drummed and sang the medicine thing - you will be a doctor. They so much believed in me, the girl with her face always buried inside a book. I still wonder why they didn't see it then, why they still can't see it now. Or maybe they can, they are just ignoring it, labeling it insignificant, a child that doesn't know any better.

I grew up reading my Papa's newspapers (with much encouragement from him), then I shifted to novels, history books, documentaries - different sizes, hundreds to thousands of pages. I was so immersed in books (still am) and writing only followed naturally. One time Papa called me into his bedroom and told me he didn't want me to do medicine just because it was what he wanted. That day, he asked me what I really wanted - I said medicine.

Maybe then I didn't know (who the eff am I kidding, I've always known!), but all I've ever wanted to do is write. Nobody was just listening because they felt self assured that someone with brains like mine should automatically choose medicine.

Only Babe has ever looked at me with eyes full of genuine understanding when I say I just want to write. I did physics for a year, then pursued Nursing, got into medicine and surgery, and now switched to pharmacy. And I finally realized the truth that I would not rest if it's not writing. It goes deeper than this, the uncertainty, the shallow feeling of emptiness, it's all irregular and just too depressing. I do not possess the elaborate vocabulary or literary prowress to put into words, how it really feels, the reality of the weight it puts on me.

I told Babe I wanted to drop out. This time, do it my own way. Fill out my jamb form by myself and perhaps go for English and literary studies even if it means rewriting waec. And until now, when I finally voiced it out to Babe, and now typing it, the prospects of dropping out has never felt so real. It seems reckless and foolish but my spirit wouldn't be still.

Originally posted in meetmitchell.

How old are you? Just wanna know before I drop my advise.

So... This boy get sense like this?

Nawa ooo

Lols... Hear me out..


My ex.. Yes I said my ex... I broke up with her cos of lying tongue and she loves attention so much and I discovered she was seeing another guy after some months of our dating.. Lols... I just took her out.. Bought her a red gown and the next two days broke up with her.. Cos I got all evidence...

She called me the next two weeks to say she is pregnant for me(me I kuku dey crase for head before) I asked her how she knew it was baby and she said it's mine and... I called her we spoke one on one and I gave her 2000 naira to run another test and to bring me the result... Cos I am a bizz man and I am busy..

She called me the next day and said it's confirmed and she knows it's my baby.. I told her to bring me the result so I can see... This girl say I call her liar by saying that.. And that she is coming the next day to give me the result...

First thing the next morning I called her.. Grace I am at home today bring me the result.. Guys I waited till 12pm I dint see her.. Later she called and said she lost the paper.. I laughed and I told her if anything should happen to that pregnancy I will kill her.. Omo... The next two weeks she called to say she lost the pregnancy.. I was like holly molly!!!

How? She said she had miscarriage.. Miscarriage for two weeks pregnancy? I laughed my heart out that day.. Una see the reason y I call her lai Muhammed? She wanted to set my ass on fire by pregnancy blackmail.. But as a sharp warri guy I change am for her..

Till today when she sees me she greets in shame.. I just shake my head for ladies with such trick.. Lols

kenonze:
This is the lady that made that viral video

Them won arrest her too?

Ashegbelegbe!!!


Tell any delta to interpret..

kenonze:
This is the lady that made that viral video

Them won arrest her too?

Ashegbelegbe!!!


Tell any delta to interpret.. 😂

seguno2:
Do you mean RESORT? Check your meaning always.

Auto correct ooo...
Even this correct I typed just now e change am to career.. Lols
Thanks

May means.. - - - - means probability...


Will means----it's gonna happen.. An already concluded decision.

Pls go for the "will"....

They will resort to self defence.... Gbam!!!

cejaypriesty:
And you didn't read the post of his niece right. I just don't get some people, I guess it's only when it happens to ur family member you will believe right. Continue your support for a pro Islamic government and there religion of peace.

Oya nor vex abeg.. Forgive me..


Shuuuuu... Nawa ooo... Make una read well before quoting my post abeg.. Na beg I dey beg ooo

EbrohBazza:
some people read things up side down

Seriously... I just weak!!

Zedoo:
Naivety....

So the thousands of people who are still alive to recount their ordeals dont know what Fulani herdsmen they see every now and then look like and talk like and dress like? And speak like Come on... Show some respect to the dead....

You people shouldn't misquote my post ooo

Oya e Don do... Nor vex... I was wrong. The story is true


Can I rest now?

koolsnoop2:
my prayer for you to God is that such things doesn't happen to you or any of your family members.
I leave in kafanchan and I know what is going on in that place.

Listen carefully Mr man...

I dint say it never happened... But the way all these grace the front page of nairaland is tiring... Don't u get it?

I am in delta state and I have seen and heard worse.... But what am trying to point out here is that I just hope it's not used for political or religion war... Dats my worry...

I dint say it's not happening... Okay?

And pls withdraw your statement of any such happening to me or my family members... I don't like that pls. Thanks

GreenMavro:
are you for Real DJ Real?


Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields -Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,/Computer science,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science or any Arts course?
Can the person speak English fluently?
Can they write well?
Do they have computer skills?
Okay please say hello to them for me.I just want to wish them Happy Sunday.

I nor go answer you oo...
Lwkmdh

asuustrike2009:
they better carry before it is too late. thank God delta state government is working on bill to prohibit these herdsmen. why am bitter is that your president is silence. or are we having two persons ruling us, because am beginning to believe Aisha Buhari's story ? it seems like your president values oil and cattle more than human life. Then someone askes his members to defend themselves all of a sudden dss ran like mad dog to make an arrest. Even during boko haram, Goodluck Jonathan wasn't silence even though most of us criticize him for not being proactive enough but PMB has suddenly gone dumb to this killings even his second in command is helpless.

Me self I tire pass anything... I weak!!!

asuustrike2009:
nobody is doing anything. there many cases the media are not carrying as they then to shield some. Just this year a 300 level student of university of benin was stabbed by same herdsmen that they made us believe are from Senegal on his way to school. The said student couldn't make it to Badagry/Lome( Where French students go to learn French) because of the injury. is it in Delta State that many women are being raped and their husbands sliced like chicken or is Enugu or Benue state? There more havoc these murders are committing to Nigerians instead of your president handling the issue, his boys(DSS) are busy arresting people for speaking against the menance all because they ask their members to defend themselves.

Am aware of those ones happening in delta state... Cos I am in delta state... And I am aware..

But the killing rate I tire... It's almost unbelievable.... That's why I said if it's true... Then the Christians needs more arms and ammunition.. Seriously I tire.

How does the reporter knows "he died fighting them"? Was he there while he was being slaughter?

I am beginning to doubt all these fulani herdsmen killing pictures self now... If someone is doing this thing to Stern hate and war in the heart of Christians...

That person nor go succeed...

But if it's true to their word... Then precautions needs to be taken accordingly.

Logician:
It is possible he was stopped after the photographer took the shot.

Whatever thought you give to it... It's fine!!

Dangwani:
be honest to yourself man.....

Thanks for stopping by.

pweetixandy:
u mean kung fu

Now I know you a joke...
Clown.. Lols..

pweetixandy:
am I got need a spiritual father too? Cos i predict things too

A spiritual father that will guide your path spiritually..

A kongful student needs a kongful master

That's how far I can explain to you.

The exes... The sugar dady number, the toasters number, the lover boys number etc...


Don't underestimate a lady's sim card oo... If u know runs when full inside eh.. Lols

Break d sim jor.. And start a new family with your husband and his family (so says the insecure man---says the ladies)

Lols...

A hole will remain a hole(male or female)

You need a spiritual father to tutor you on the things of the Spirit...

You on your way son!!
Pay attention to every details you get.. And pray for direction.

Sarcasm!!!
Lols

essohjay1:
..... Oga,aswear,you no well.

I tell you.. That guy nor well at all... Lwkmd
Sarcasm at its peak!!!
This guys post sent me rolling on the floor laughing..

bestpunterever:
picture or....

I don't need you to believe me.

Just believe the fact that someone out there is doing what you can't do and what you doubt and call the impossible!!


Thanks for your time.