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[quote author=ImaIma1 post=55834723][/quote]Bross... I don't think so... But I hope it does sha..
Cos little things irritate me.. When you do it overly..

My problem is....

I have plenty problematic situation in relationships.. Lols..

Too much call from a lady irks me.. Asking for attention from me irks me..
And if you can't tolerate my IDGAF attitude.. Then we done!! Because most times.. I don't really know if my lady exist!! Yeah that's me... I hate too much of everything

Nigeriadondie:
Bro i understand your feelings but d bible has prohesied it infact worse are yet to happen. Read Revelation12:7-12; Matthew 24:3-39
It is not d first time persons ve been sickened with d wickednesd going on. Ezekiel 9:4; Habakkuk 1:4,13; Job 21:7; Psalm 10:13
Infact in Asaph at a time envied d wicked. Read Psalm 73:1-28 but note what verse 17-19 say. Jehovah will soon act. Matthew 24:37-39 shows that Jehovah has acted before in d time of Noah and He will not fail to act in d future. Read 2Peter 3:3-13.

You made a valid point here...

It's end time already!!

Hairyrapunzel:
So you want God to come and kill billions i.e. 99.9% of the non jws. So you want God to come and commit mass genocide

Oh yeah hypocrites .. Don't miss quote my post..

Abeg.. Waka your own go jejely

Nigeriadondie:
Look at what they did in Georgia, Ukraine and now Syria supporting a murderous regime

Very annoying..

That's to tell you the way this world is going morally.. It's sickening.

This world suppose Don end since... I nor understand God sef

Russians are loosing it..

You can't ban God!!

They are just getting started.. Them never see anything.. Na now God won deal with Russian

Though am not a JW... But the way Russian are going.. It's bad!!

Hala Madrid!!!!!!!!!

gypsey:
in your case it's different you want to stay healthy by not drinking beer perhaps.

Not really that... I just dis- like it...

There was a time I was taking it.. It was just a waste of time and energy and money to me.. Nothing special in it.. So I quit.

But I wont stop you from drinking it In my party!!

gypsey:
yes! Until a millionaire proposes
those who could not afford beer claims it's bitter meterphorically speaking

I can buy you crates of beer in one sitting.... But I wont drink a drop...

You know why?...

That's cos beer is bitter and it's useless to me!!!


So you see? Not every parable applies to everyone!!!

koolguy88:
take it easy naaa

If you wanna pass an information to someone... You give the full info about what you talking about.. Don't do half baked stories...


I dey pity people when won venture into it without knowing how it works na...

I just dey vex here...

LesbianBoy:
Broke people always think they have an opinion...

That's why he said "both of you are of same feather and features"... No brain!!!

" you sound like an idiot "

For your information... Broke people even have more opinions and more brains than some of you brats claiming to be wealthy....

Do you guys even know what's the true definition of being" wealthy"?....

Stupid children of a reasonable parents!!

Chicybez:
PLS HOW DO I POST ON NAIRALAND AND FIND MY POST ON A FRONT PAGE?

Just bring stories of SNAKE and pictures of it...


Straight to he promise land...


Lalasticlala knows what am saying..


Kikikikikikikikik

@op....you are wicked oo... Lols

Tell these people how much it cost you for the very starting point... And how much would cost them totally after 4months...because this fish needs constant feeding..


Tell them how much you spend every weekend on the feeds... And how long will it take to harvest your fishes...


You won just push people enter this thing.. Making it sound easy... But in reality na die... If you dont have cash to buy feeds for this fishes... You are doomed..

Tell them how fishes die... Tell them how they are being sold... Tell them the sad part of this fish farming.... Tell them exactly the amount they would spend from the beginning to the end of the 5th month before harvest... Tell them the months it will take before harvest stage so they won't think it's an overnight success... Lol

Who nor go nor know... Hey guys... If you must start fish farming... Be ready financially... Hold money reach 350k when go last you for three months... Cos you will spend money... Lols..

I ain't here to scare you.. Am here to tell you the truth... OP is a murtherfucker!!!

WebSurfer:
thank yoy very much, she is in Ughelli while i am at Asaba

Add me up on watsapp.. 08133018618.. Lets talk

In my early 30's...and getting stronger...

Yes.. That's the stage she is gonna struggle with this thing called sickle... Once she survived this stage.. There is nothing she wouldn't overcome after this stage.

Let her take drip.. To flush the veins.. And after that.. Press her joints with hot water.. Morning and evening..
Always keep hot water available... And make sure she drinks hot water every minute.. Take it with the drugs.. Don't use cold water for her in anything for now..

While I was seventy.. I had this tube which my mum used to store hot water and places it beside me every night.. To keep me warm.. When the blood is warm... The bone is hot.. The blood can flow through the vein smoothly... And it won't cost her pains

Doctors should inject her with a drug(don't wanna mention it here) it kills pains faster.. Meet a good doctor that knows about sickle cell... He would know the drugs.

Tell her to take fluid all the time... And pls.. Always massage her body gently... Especially the toes.. Stretch them for her... Massage it with aboniki rub.... Massage her joints gently with the rub... Pet her very often and make her do what she loves most to distract her from the pains....

I give her 2days if you follow these prescription.. She will be fine. Am in delta state too.. Where exactly are you guys?

Fongido:
Same with Poultry farming. I'm into small scale Poultry farming and it's not funny. there are times I regret it. the cost of feed is too high yet the cost of chicken is the same. some people will frustrate you with the way they'll price it. very unfortunate. there's no union in farming that when the cost of feed is high they declare a particular price for sale.

God bless you my brother.... You just said my mind!!!

No Union at all.... Let me tell you... I spend 23,000 naira every fvcking week for the fishes to eat... I buy raannan feed just to boost their growth... For the next 3 remaining months eh... I will be spending up to some hundreds of thousands...


And people will still be pricing my fishes for 800 per kilo.....I may kill somebody that day if they price below my stipulated amount.

Spending much and gaining nothing.... That's agriculture in naija for you.

Oshiogwemoh:
you can smoke them and sell as smoked fish instead of selling as fresh fish and you will make more money because they don't spoil when smoked.

I am not talented in that smoking...


Na suffer na... After 4-5months of rearing of the fish.... I go con still go smoke them... I nor get that time abeg

Win95:
1kg is sold for 900

For which state?

Davidblen:
that one cannot happen except uefa brings their 'special ref' that gives penalty for any handball made

Issokay... Lets watch!!

Let me sound this warning very well!!!

If you dont have upto 300,000 naira at hand.. Pls don't start fish farming.. If you really wanna make good money... Start a pond and make sure you have upto that amount above..

You go buy feed tire to feed fish.. And at the end.. Those wicked market women go dey price your fish 500 naira.... Fish when big like crocodile... Those women will price you into frustration...

Unless you supply hotels... And how many hotels dey use catfish?

Nor try urself ooo


P:s..... Don't let any one deceive you oo... It's no backing out when you in.... And when it's time to buy feed for the fish.. Ain't no negotiating or suspending it oo.... Because the more you starve your fishes... The more they loose weight and become stunted in growth..... I am into it.. I know what am telling you.

Davidblen:
see dis one giving him sef hope u tink say juv na psg

Oga ooo... I ain't a barca fan oo


What am trying to say now is.. Don't celebrate their defeat now.. Cos dey may likely turn the table around 2nd leg..

2penalties
2free kicks close to the 18yards

And a red card against juvi

And then... UEFA and Ref steps in.. With 2off sides goal...

And juvi is crumbled!!!

assyn:
Well Barca may win but let's not forget Juve have just conceded 2 goals in this Competition.

Bross... Forget issues..

Barca is UEFA... And UEFA is barca

Dint they surprised you against psg?.. Two penalties in just one match..

I reserve my comment.

Abeg... Barca go still win jor....

Until dem win barca home and away.. I won't be celebrating their defeat... Seriously!!



Barca are sometimes something else when it comes to return legs..... What's 3:0 before Barca?

missnawty:
I pierced my nose.. Funny how I have to remove it anytime I'm going to church and fix it bck wen I'm back. Lol
The first week I pierced it I culdnt remove it so I had to go to church like dat.. My conscience judged me all tru.. It was asif pastor was looking at me truout.. Culdnt raise my head to shout halleluyah sef.. Immiediatly after service like this I didn't grit anyone I just ran off lol.

About camel toe.. I still find it odd o.. Like how do girls find it comfortable going out like that? God Dey sha!
Finally.. I think God looks at the inside more than the outside . So live and let's live

As a man is on the inside.... So he appears outside!!!


As he thinks in his heart.... So he is!!!! You just can't separate the Bible from the original message...

I just hope I wont slap a lady on the way because of indecent dressing...
The camel toe is even worse and disgusting.

I nor even need money sef..


Na job I need...


Call me if you get job for me abeg... 08133018618 or pm me or watsapp me... Anyhow...

An accountant.. 2nd class..
Na job I need...

This country tire person pikin abeg...

When my papa take Marry my mama that year he was 26yrs old...

Me I Don pass that yrs... Simple people Don pass thirty sef.. Still dey their papa house...

Almost all of us na graduate oo... With better result..



This country Don commot sleep from my eyes.

Marriages that are broken easily these days are marriages of the slaying queens and pepper dem gang ladies...


Why the beard gang niggas that aren't ripe for marriage but thinks marriage is the sole end of a man ends up not being able to control their home or mend things...

As a married couples... There are things you over look and there some thing you don't even look at all. Not to talk of over look...


You hardly see a matured guy of 35yrs and above and 28-32yrs old lady getting married then breaking up withing short time..

These breakage are common with overgrown men that are still babies and feminist ladies that are under 25 and knows nothing about life...

Angeleena:
lol...soo true,especially on Saturdays, when you feel like dodging house chores,
mummy,e be like say I wan begin,feel sick,mum would reply,before the sickness catch u proper go wash that pot make,I use cook soup...loll..or for my mind,when I don do better work,mummy go still say,this girl doesn't do anything in this house,lazy drone..na when I GInger,she go reply haaa no vex,na now i see am..daughter of Zion...lol...still love you Mumm.Agu nwanyi.

Lols... Still.... We will always love them... They are priceless jor!!

extwoo:
Mum : Tayo Me : Ma Mum: Tayoooo Me: Maaa Mum : Tayooooooo Me: Maaaaaaaaaa Mum: Come and give me this TV remote beside me.

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Me: Mum where should I put it? Mum : Put it on my head.

You killed me with this one... Kikikikikikikikik...
Mothers are funny aswear... Lmao

So many epic responds from African mothers.. Share your experience here..

Me-----mumy this food nor beleful me oo..
Mum---come swallow me join na...
Me--faintz!!! Lols

Another episode...

Me - - - mumy the money I borrow you so when uncle give me.. Mumy I won use am now..
Mum... If u nor fit vomit all the food when you Don eat for this house eh... Just forget that money....
Me----but mumy u say u go give me the money na..
Mum---na the money we take cook that soup when you eat last night...

Me---starts crying.... Lwkmd....


Share your funny moments with mum... And her epic responds .... I love my mum

The last one...

Me---mumy e be like say malaria dey do me oo
Mum---when you dey press phone morning till night.. How malaria nor go catch you...
Me-----I am not understanding.. How?

Mum----flings the phone from my hand..... She says "sleep you hear... Sleep!!! You need to sleep when you wake up you will see malaria will dissappear...
Me----lwkmd.... Starts begging her for my phone again oo.. Lols