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I used to believe it's only in Wacko Jacko's Never Never Land that animals wear clothes, now I realize there're animals in human skin too.Are you out of your mind?You want people to tell you what you can do for your new girlfriend to love you more and more while you're busy seeking to chat with another girl.Are you sure your brain cells have not become dysfunctional?Or probably you're thinking with your pinkie dick.

Sisterwoman, I share your perspective too.I believe if there's nothing to hide, it shouldn't be a big deal if one's partner has access to one's email and phone.Afterall, they're no longer two but one.It's only when one's trying to play poker cards with his or her partner that it becomes an issue.

You can only please her when your attention is concentrated on her.For you to be seeking another girl to chat with, you most definitely are on a wild goose chase.Cut the crap and tidy yourself up first.If you can't be satisfied, it obvious you can't satisfy.

Talk about the billy goat and nanny goat mating.

Well, for a lady you've been trying to zip words with and all you got was a cold shoulder and all of a sudden she jumps on you and you filled her in.C'mon boy, it shows how lose you are hence she didn't use you, you both used each other!Can someone say amen to that?

It's so pathetic that a public forum like this which is supposed to serve the purpose of matured interactions have been infiltrated by people with the pathologically psychopathic area boys' mentality and thinking process.Let it be known that there're decent, intelligent and well-informed people on this forum too, hence the need for sanity in all that's posted.

It's so pathetic that a public forum like this which is supposed to serve the purpose of matured interactions have been infiltrated by people with the pathologically psychopathic area boys' mentality and thinking process.Let it be known that there're decent, intelligent and well-informed people on this forum too, hence the need for sanity in all that's posted.

It's so pathetic that a public forum like this which is supposed to serve the purpose of matured interactions have been infiltrated by people with the pathologically psychopathic area boys' mentality and thinking process.Let it be known that there're decent, intelligent and well-informed people on this forum too, hence the need for sanity in all that's posted.

Obodo999, sorry if I got on your nerves, I didn't mean to.You don't have to sound so frustrated about your situation, okay?I was only giving you a good piece of advice.Your attitude to a good piece of advice might be the reason why you've not found a wife yet.

Obodo999, this was one of your posts on the thread you started."Why are NotsoAmazing and MrsCrakcles doing on a thread meant for ladies. Stupid Gays."

Obodo999, are you sure you realize you talking from both sides of your mouth?What are you doing here too?Aren't you a bloke?It's a pity you claimed to be a graduate.Please read your starter post.

Fella, you must be very ugly to have posted 2face's picture as yours except you want to prove me wrong by posting the picture of your own very self.If you did that in America, you're a dead man.What do you take women for?You work in a construction company and so freaking what?What would the blokes working in the oil and gas industry do if you think you qualify for a beautiful lady because you work in a construction company.Is having a wife all about beauty?My advice to you, stop patronizing the ladies on nairaland and try to enrol for a coaching class on how to woo a lady all by yourself, okay?That's the only way to guarantee you not falling into the wrong hands.

Negative!The relationship I was talking about was back in Nigeria.So I don't quite agree with you on that.

The U.K.

Talk about eating one's cake and having it!That's just the way it is.

For the lady I was zipping words about, she only wanted a man who would take up the responsibilities for her daughter while she catches her fun around.

Absolutely.It's not about the child but the lady.About the fear of God, true love, compatibility and willingness to make it work.Relationships are not to be passively handled, the two parties involved should actively build it.Spending the rest of your life with someone is no Bill Cosby show.It's a serious thing and should be handled as such.

Well, I wouldn't consider doing it again.I once went out with a lady with a daughter but things got pretty much out of hand.Eventhough I was ready to be a father to her daughter, it didn't work.Since I've never been married and without kids, I thought she might be most willing to make the relationship work as I did my best to make it work too.One, she's a very hot tempered lady and sometimes would do nasty things when she gets angry.While going out with her, I found out that she had a penchant for married men and sometimes would make friends with the guys' wives to get close to their husbands.Eventually I was to travel out of the country and bingo hell let lose.Some of her ex-boyfriends had accused her of just hooking up with them for adventure.Needless to say the embarrassment that caused me.For a woman who you cannot sit down to resolve issues with, it's not worth the candle sticking out your neck for it.Lovers should be able to talk to each other whatever the issue is all about.Not one party wanting to do all the talking and benefiting and the other party doing all the listening and giving.Well, this is not a blanket judgement on single parents as some of them are in their present situation due to circumstances beyond their control.But for bachelors and spinsters who have never had kids, do a critical analysis of the ramifications and implications of going for a single parent.It might not be as rosy as you anticipate.

S'up folks?Bring your opinions on regarding the appropriateness or otherwise of your partner checking up on you.Some guys and girls like to check their partner's phones and emails to know what's up in the name of transparency and accountability.But it's a big turn off for some as it's seen as insecurity.Others would say if you got nothing to hide why bother if your partner checks your email or phone?What's your take on this?

You really need a blockbuster MFM deliverance!

HunkA, if you think this is a blessing then you're the dumbest whoop ass around.I figure you'll be able to think clearly about your problem if you start considering it as a curse early enough.

Holy crap!toocute or whatever you call yourself, I hope you've stopped thinking with your pussy?Your ass's gonna be strapped if you bust in here with that kinda bullshit again, okay?

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible
for people falling in love because they don't float in the air.

In the arithmetic of love
one plus one equals everything
and two or more plus one equals nothing!

Many a man in love with a dimple, makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

There is no path to truth, it must come to you. Truth can come to you only when your mind and heart are simple, clear, and there is love in your heart; not if your heart is filled with the things of the mind.

Work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody's watching, and love like you've never been hurt.

If you begin to have doubts about marriage, play the film/video of your wedding backwards and see yourself walk out a free man and see how it feels.

It's not about the size of your pencil, it's about how you write with it!

There is always someone for everyone, even if you need a pick-axe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

Never let someone become your priority while allowing yourself to be his or her option.