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Money is good!!!

See face like 'low budget' sanitary pad, so badoo still dey function? My first three ipad chargers nah Badoo girls thief am

All these antiquated trucks that road safety is supposed to monitor, they will leave it and be asking a 2013 car for 'road worthiness'

My only question is why does she look so exhausted, is it not that small lizard i am seeing in the picture she just delivered? Why she come look tired pass person way born 'triplets'?

I was arguing with someone yesterday that this 'rail project' shouldn't be a priority for Nigeria at this point in time......

SAI BABA!! A very efficient government!! Buhari till 2023 *dodging shoes, slippers, hammers, bottles, generators and car batteries*!!!

They are probably scared of what foreign religions has abi nah 'have' done to Africa......

The bitter truth still remains you cannot really blame them, poverty makes a man make certain choices that is hard for a comfortable man to comprehend, an extremely hungry man will still prefer 'rotten bread' to hunger, they just made the best of a very ugly situation that they don't have the resources to change.....

Oh my Kiki!! If only i can become religious, come into plenty money, and get rid of my alter ego the 'drunk' in 'Soberdrunk' you and i will have enjoyed a very blissful 'happily ever after' but how do i explain to your daddy that i was born a muslim then i became a Christian, then i fell out of religion and now i dont keep any day holy. How do we explain to your daddy that i am owing landlord and i cannot even afford the G in G-Wagon? Maybe in next lifetime my daddy will be a crafty Inspector General of police and stash away enough money then i can find you and fufill our ordained love, until then i will be dreaming of you my love(kisses emoji)

If this young man was my brother i will have taken him to the thickest forest closest to me and beat some jungle sense into him, 'girlfriend' that was begging for kondo from another man on 'live tv'!! Apart from her major betrayal in front of the whole world, looking at this young man it is obvious that when she comes out of the house she will be 'light years' away from his league so why is he disturbing himself??

I will say it again, I don't know why i dont meet all these type of 'future is secured' type of ladies, nah all these 'financial demons' that one full state yearly allocation cannot solve their problems i dey always meet, the type that want to come and add problems to your problem . Mr Eazi if you like be there and be doing 'Mr Romantic' dont wise up, by now her period suppose be thing of the past.....

Seems they really need Shatta Wales tithe.......

I cannot believe i wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this crap!!!

If i was Mr Eazi I'd be worried, once a man is getting this friendly with your woman and he isn't gay, it is either 'they have chopped to the level that they now see each other as hommies' or "he is just playing the 'cool friend' role and waiting patiently for the opportunity to strike"

ABEG ANYBODY COOK BEANS THIS NIGHT? Lemme just join you with my eyes.......

The type of threats 'Dilector' and his boys made, i am ashamed 'for' them the boy the Federal government 'humbled' them like mosquitoes, it just proves that truly 'Empty barrels make the loudest noise' VIVA NIGERIA �� !!! WAZOBIA FOR LIFE!!!

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Take, and make you coolu temper

Correct guy!!! I owe you one.....

I need egusi soup pictures ooooooo!! Una nor dey cook 'better' soups?

Looking at the tail of the plane, it is obvious that it isn't in the best shape.....

Maybe it is the married women that are 'slowing' down the company, all pun intended......

Why the guy come Fresh like Japanese scumbia?

I don't understand, the Nigerian police force no longer operate 'stations'? Which one is "retweet until it gets the attention of the right authority"

My size!!! Yummy mummy!!! She looks really good, me likey!! Some ladies look way younger than their age sha, i met a very beautiful lady at the airport recently and we got talking, in my mind i was already convinced that i just met my future wife until our conversation somehow involved 'JAMB' and she told me she wrote JAMB in "1996"!!! I was so shocked i had to tell her "Missy dont let this potbelly fool you, in 1996 I didn't have pubic hair"

They should also educate young ladies that their "No" should be "No" before they collect iphone, go shopping, spend a man's hard earned money, and send the 'wrong signals'. The bitter truth is some ladies incite rape by sending the 'wrong signals'(this is not victim shaming)our elders have a saying 'you dont smell what you don't intend to eat'........

Good thing i am "lactose intolerant"..... See head like Mitsubishi lancer headlamp.....

Mr FFK has always been addicted to 'conspiracy theories".......

Kai!!! Why me!!!?? Today of all days the injector of my jet refused to supply fuel to the engine and my plane is not starting, i might miss the wedding

They have overflogged this Jennifer story.....