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PoliticsRe: FG Raises Concern Over Ozone Layer Depletion, Warns Importers by soberdrunk(m): 7:06am On Sep 17, 2023
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Science/TechnologyRe: SA Man Without Phone Carries Distressed Seal In Search Of Help (PICS) by soberdrunk(m): 8:25pm On Sep 16, 2023
That 6th picture na so he 4 dey fire..... angry
CrimeRe: 22-year-old Tricycle Rider Returns Missing N15m To Owner by soberdrunk(m): 6:17pm On Sep 16, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Wike Presents 10 Vehicles To Ten Third Class Chiefs by soberdrunk(m): 8:37pm On Sep 15, 2023
[quote author=Kukutenla post=125812943]Subsidy removal money is doing wonders

But truth be told, these cars will really help the third class traditional rulers fight insecurity to a standstill.

Just imagine if the traditional rulers need to get information about the movement of bandits. Where else to get such info if not through visits to dibias, who see the gateway between the living and the spirits?

How do they get to the dibias who reside where no legs can reach if these vehicles are not available?

And if the bandits somehow strike even after their secrets have been leaked, who best to call if not the ancestors of these third class traditional rulers, ancient warriors who fought the forebears of bandits to a standstill before the white men came?

But the ancestors with their tired bones will need all the help they can get to reach the scene of action as soon as possible. These cars will help in that regard.

What if the bandits take to their heels using those bikes they are synonymous with after capturing a few helpless subjects of the third class traditional rulers?

What can be the best way to give them a hot chase in the dead of the night through the thick of the forest?

None else than these four wheeled machines!!

The roaring sound of the racing engines raving through the woods will scare the bandits to their bones and force them to surrender to the superior engine of the Nissan beast and set free their captives!!

There's no doubt therefore that these cars are richly desired and required by these third class traditional rulers in carrying out the thankless task of battling insecurity with every drop of their royal blood, and I commend Minister Wike's robustly kind gesture with a 39 year old whiskey bottle that's billed to turn forty years tomorrow. [/quote



Oya Puff puff pass!!! angry]
PoliticsRe: Eti-Osa: Tribunal Sacks Reps Member Thaddeus (LP), orders supplementary poll by soberdrunk(m): 11:02am On Sep 12, 2023
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RomanceRe: Ugandan Businessman Marries Seven Wives Same Day (photos) by soberdrunk(m): 10:12pm On Sep 11, 2023
angry None of them qualify, absolutely None of them!!! angry
PoliticsRe: Judgement Day: Tension As Presidential Election Tribunal Delivers Verdict by soberdrunk(m): 8:10am On Sep 06, 2023
No matter your political affiliation or political party you belong to or support, deep down you already know the judgement that will be released today....... angry
BusinessRe: Patricia Converts Customers’ Assets To Tokens, Repayment Tied To Profitability by soberdrunk(m): 7:47pm On Aug 29, 2023
Which kain rough play is this? Shay nah bet9ja customers invest in? angry
CelebritiesRe: Steve Harvey’s Wife, Marjorie, Cheated On Him, Wants $200M Divorce Settlements by soberdrunk(m): 6:34pm On Aug 26, 2023
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BusinessRe: Irish People Rush ATMs After IT Glitch Allows Them To Withdraw Free Cash by soberdrunk(m): 11:39am On Aug 17, 2023
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CrimeRe: Fuel Subsidy Removal Drove Me Into Robbery In Lagos - Adeniran Jerimiah by soberdrunk(m): 1:01pm On Aug 08, 2023
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CrimeRe: Alhaji Afeez Imoleayo Charmed US-Based Friend, Took Over His Wife, Children by soberdrunk(m): 12:34pm On Aug 08, 2023
Took his wife, children, properties and his money for 10 yearshuh What type of charm is that, all the way from Nigeria to America..... angry
PoliticsRe: Captain Bitrus Sini Shot Dead By Nkiru Okonkwo (Female Soldier) In Adamawa by soberdrunk(m): 12:25pm On Aug 08, 2023
How can a soldier just cock her gun and shoot directly at another unarmed individual? No warning shots, Says a lot about the type of training she received....... angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger: US Condemns Coup, 'Detention' Of President Bazoum by soberdrunk(m): 9:49pm On Jul 26, 2023
Quick to condemn coups but never the suffering of the ordinary citizens........ angry
HealthRe: Alert On Unwholesome Whippy Real Mayonaisse by soberdrunk(m): 12:56pm On Jul 25, 2023
It annoys me whenever I see this "avoid certain product", isn't it the duty of NAFDAC to make sure dangerous and harmful products don't go into circulation?...... angry
HealthRe: Nigeria May Record 700,000 Unwanted Pregnancies In 2023- UNDP by soberdrunk(m): 7:10pm On Jul 12, 2023
People nor dey wear condom againhuh angry
TravelRe: Lady Left Devastated After Paying N2.5 Million For A Fake Visa. by soberdrunk(m): 3:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
How do you give 2.5 million to someone without any form of security in this present day Nigeria where everybody eyes dey red. For me to give you 2.5 million I will know you and your next of kin in and out, down to the location of your village shrine...... angry
FamilyRe: People Are Suffering. by soberdrunk(m): 7:26am On Jun 25, 2023
Nice2023:
If you are living abroad and have some families here in Nigeria,pls don't hesitate to reach out to your brothers,sisters,uncles and aunties here in Nigeria.

The situation on ground is so bad that u see people groaning and talking to themselves,well kitted men and women turned cunny beggars just to meet up with daily activities.

Most families that I know have dump their cars especially here in Abuja. When u move around the city,u will see the situation on ground.

The subsidy removal has affected everything including the way of life of many people here in Nigeria. In my office today,many guys now come to office few times in a week just to cushion the effects of the subsidy removal.

Now that the electricity tariff is about to go up...I wonder how people would cope going forward.

And for those who feel everything is normal,just wait it will soon go round,no one would be spared.
Abroad people that are blocking Nigerians on WhatsApp...... cheesy grin
HealthRe: Have Just Been Diagnosed With Herpes by soberdrunk(m): 1:24pm On Jun 20, 2023
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HealthRe: I'm Scared I've An Abnormal Growth On My Forehead by soberdrunk(m): 10:03pm On Jun 10, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Japa: Nigerians Seeking Treatment May Soon Be Left With Native Doctors – Mimiko by soberdrunk(m): 10:01pm On Jun 10, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Zamfara Governor Declared $12 Billion In Assets & Cash by soberdrunk(m): 9:05pm On May 30, 2023
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PoliticsRe: The Moment Bola Tinubu Took The Oath Of Office As President (Video) by soberdrunk(m): 11:09am On May 29, 2023
10 million naira giveaway today, to qualify you must state what President Bola had for breakfast today....... angry
SportsRe: Luton Will Need To Spend $10M To Bring Their Kenilworth Rd Up To PL Standards by soberdrunk(m): 8:17pm On May 28, 2023
They are the next Premier Leaguue winners!! Write this down...... angry
CrimeRe: Rufai Oseni Vs Benjamin Hundeyin by soberdrunk(m): 6:28pm On May 24, 2023
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CrimeRe: Police Parade Farm Labourer Who Raped 80-year-old Grandmother To Death In Ondo by soberdrunk(m): 5:47pm On May 24, 2023
iHateFraudsters:
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This man eh

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May jah have mercy on us.
Ameeeen My brother...... grin grin
CrimeRe: Police Parade Farm Labourer Who Raped 80-year-old Grandmother To Death In Ondo by soberdrunk(m): 5:31pm On May 24, 2023
Seems someone has been watching too much Russian granny porn...... angry
AutosRe: .✅✅✅✅✅✅✅...clean Tokunbo 2023 Ferrari Portofino M Sport...for Sale by soberdrunk(m): 7:21am On May 23, 2023
Free advice---- Delete these pictures, get a professional photographer to take better pictures in a better environment. You cannot be selling such a high class car and post pictures of it in such an environment and expect a serious buyer not to have doubts....... angry
HealthRe: I Have Boil At The Tip Of My Penis by soberdrunk(m): 10:49am On May 15, 2023
mazipistol:
I have boil on my penis and it has turn to saw after it got busted. Not the saw is bringing out milk. It's spreading all over my penis and I am not comfortable with it. Please help a brother
Syphilis, oya dey go hospital.....
CrimeRe: ZEFA Microfinance Bank Staff Pushed Vivian Omo To Death by soberdrunk(m): 10:43am On May 15, 2023
From the picture it isn't hard to tell who pushed the woman......... angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: How I Was Scammed By A Herbalist In Oyo State by soberdrunk(m): 12:37pm On May 13, 2023
Someone has 500k and went to Babalawohuh People way nor get 100k where them go enter?? Nah greed do you bros!! angry

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