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FarahAideed:
I just knew itvmust be toyota camry and i was right

You are wrong!! It is a toyota avensis 2008

Ontop 'toyota camry' see how them reconfigure the fair guy face, if he come be BMW nko?

Experienced 'beer parlour goers' know you don't sit anywhere close to where cars can reach in a beer parlour......

.........and when I dey this guy age I dey feel like "bad guy" because nobody dey fit win me for Mario grand prix.....

I pity the unfortunate individual from the other team way go just mistakenly rough Fashola, the beating he go chop, even Teaching hospital go still refer am to another hospital........

Why the lady come dey form 'shocked'? I have said it so many times, I soberdrunk when i decide to marry i nor fit act all this drama, i go just throw ring give the girl i wan marry and be like "please if you are not interested throw am back.......

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.......but why the aunty sef dey share slap like say nah free wifi....

Still cant get over that Seyi Shay fall, she fall like who mix gulder with big stout.........

The guy in the background though, his facial expression be like "If only i had 'good' money shebi i for tell this babe hi'......

No matter how well you package a 'Toyota', it can never be on the same level with a "Benz".......

Please who knows the name of the company that makes 'sniper' and when are they doing their "IPO", i think it will be a wise move to invest in them........

Why are you all making a big deal over small friendly 'knife play'........

HUH!! Which fans are going gaga over these pictures? See as she be like "late pick"(ashy way still dey available around 4am-morning when boys nor get option again) come look like who go change the aroma of person house after action and you will need to buy 'original' air freshener, wash bed sheets and curtains.......

'Bros wats hapen was he short"! In a country that has a 'Minister in charge of education' that is collecting 'salary'.......

Tailor----Madam what do you want me to sew for you?

Customer--- It is a 'red carpet' event and i want to blend in.

Tailor------SAY NO MORE!!!....,,,

Why dem come use Arsenal decorate the picture like say nah them go sponsor the burial......

They simply separated the 'men' from the 'boy'.....

Am i the only Nigerian that cant do this? How will someone be kissing peppersoup material? I don't play with my food

Kai!!! How can someone die and leave such a beauty behind Goodbye soldier!!! Your watch has ended....

Anyone else notice the oyinbo in the first picture with the evil expression on his face like 'wait till i get my hands on this one, i will chop her like burito"

Same thing happened to me, i remember when i wanted to join Nollywood and i got in touch with Rita Dominic and she told me before she can help me get a movie role i must meet her in a hotel in Victoria Island, as i was about to enter the hotel, my alarm went off and i woke up! Since everyone is accusing everyone.....

See how she package bobby like Debonairs pizza...... Me likey!!

As for me Soberdrunk, even if women fine pass foreign donut, if she nor carry "Front" and maybe back she is just like a sister to me......

Why are all the bridesmaids looking scorned? He be like the groom don sample all of them.....

If my memory serves me right, once upon a time one of the Kanus was manning her goal post?

How can you open fire on 'unarmed' young men? Just look at the pain on the face of that innocent mother.......

What a family!!!