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Wawu!! See how them package bobby like 'presidential dinner', this kain babe fit make person 72 years old father use hin teeth do pedicure......

If I handle this Cuppy nah barbing saloon she go open last last!!!

kumakunta:
And what do you think a Comprehensive health insurance covers ?

My pubic hairs.....

Person way don meet Christ, nor be 4 hotel she snap that last picture? See format, she don need husband badly and what better way to market yourself than an ambassador of "old things have passed away' and i am now new...l.

See faces!!!! I must admit, my face fear some of these faces ooo, the pimples way dey some of them faces reach to butter 1 full sandwich....

I don't care what anyone says, i am saving myself for Kiki Osibanjo......

What is wrong with some men!!! This 'locomotive engine' that you are supposed to give 'exact' 'bus fare' is who they are spoiling with dollars and iPhone, now the 'executive engines' will see this and increase their price thereby creating "Artificial Inflation" for the rest of us......

"Old age" makes a man delusional......

The life expectancy in Nigeria is '53.05 years', i am a heavy smoker and drinker, it will be a medical miracle if i survive 40 more years so i will be ancient history by then so i dont like to think of it but judging by the way things are today i dont reckon humanity will still be 'humanly' by that time........

Na wa oo!! Some of them want to steal the shine from the bride

Such a honest individual!! I trust myself, i will have 'called myself to bar' and declared for all my learnned less than sober colleagues. I don't know why i dont ever get credited wrongly, only wrong debit, village people why!

The white dude in the 4th picture is looking at her and thinking *In Russian accent*------ "You think you can collect our money and me wont purushiki that Nigerian cookie, DA! DA!! Nasarovia"............

MPEROR:
Soberdrunk donate your kidney I will settle you

If they can pay 450 million plus one special weekend with Juliet Ibrahim to show her how a real Ibadan man feels like

If Nigerian Insurance companies had foresight, by now they will have set up a special kidney insurance package because of the high rate of kidney failure these days. Any insurance company that steals this idea without settling me............

Mathematically this cake cannot reach everyone....

When will Nigerians realize that 'criminals' have rights too? The fact that someone commited a crime doesn't make them less human, it is "2017" for crying out loud and we are still treating petty criminals like it is medieval times

Am i the only one that sees 'female football' as ............... i dont even know the adjective to use so these feminists wont eat me raw......

If you were my younger brother and you came back to tell me this monkey story, the kind of beating i would have given you will upgrade your IQ from windows 95 to windows 10 manually.......

I swear if it was my wedding Mastercraft came for dressed like this, i will make sure they serve him jollof rice without 'meat' and very 'hot' bottle water since he doesn't have home training.........

jotey:
so na must say everybody go snap for wedding venue?

You cannot read?

All these our oversabi bloggers, does this look like the venue of the wedding? Can't they see the picture of tuface in the background to know that is his house......

!!! Both the buyer and the seller are both Mad!! How can you be pumping out such huge amounts of money without even seeing the land, ordinary '50 naira' gala that i want to buy in traffic, i collect and hold my gala tightly before giving the seller money......

I feel very bad for my Ekiti brothers, i am happy that i am from a state where we respect "constituted authority"........

The baba way give this aunty 'the spices' way she use cook the egusi soup for the husband studied abroad! I can see the alumni of runs girls class of 2001 came out to represent.......

See better meat, with the right bbq spices all meat nah meat

Prophecy way dey get option A, B, C, is that one still prophecy?

What is wrong in sharing light refreshments after the stress of voting....

Jakumo:
Lord have mercy.

These elephants will need to rent cranes and other heavy industrial equipment to handle the logistics when they decide to do the nasty.

Obesity is a disease that kills thousands of Americans and Nigerians yearly, and these two monstrosities are PRIME candidates for premature death.

The old saying heard from mortuary attendants is that there are old people, and there are fat people, buy there are VERY FEW old people who are also fat, because as a rule, fat people rarely live to see old age. Clinically obese people die young, as a general rule.

If you have a 'happy life' you won't type this rubbish, frustrated people are always looking for who to pour their frustration on, is it their fault that you cannot afford 'quality' food?

Beautiful people!! The bitter skinny haters will soon arrive hiding under the garment of "health ambassadors" to spill their venom as if death is according to your size. This young man is a lucky man because his wife is the 'Complete package' and more, today is a holy day so i will stop here and imagine the rest

If you nor fine, no come sabi book, of what use are you to society?