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FamilyRe: My Husband Ties Me To Tree, Housewife Tells Ibadan Court by soberdrunk(m): 10:20am On Nov 18, 2017
When you read about cases like this between husband and wife, one cannot help but wonder where the "Love" went because i am sure once upon a time they couldn't get enough of each other ..... angry
CrimeRe: Joseph Omaghomi AKA Jesse Green Wanted By US Authorities. Cash Reward Offered by soberdrunk(m): 8:56am On Nov 17, 2017
See person way suppose don dey arrange hin retirement still dey do "Its your boy this and that", how much is the reward? He reach $50k? Make i collect the contract........ angry
RomanceRe: She's Threatening Me Because I Broke Up With Her by soberdrunk(m): 8:01am On Nov 17, 2017
OrestesDante:
grin

Enter a bar. Request for two bottles of chilled Gulder and 10 pieces of roasted meat if not request for a full chicken.

Cool yourself down. Life is short. God be with you.

#soberdrunk what do you think?
Op is obviously a gentleman that has shame, if you have dealt with 'sisters of the night, junction angels' for many years like some of us, small threat from a 'tata' wont get you jittery...


Nah this kain girls i dey like, she will be threatening fire and brimstone but when una enter 'crouching tiger holding window' mode and you do

a very good job she will be calling you 'respectful' names like "daddy" "my king" "master"! Op calm down jare, ladies that make threats are

mostly all bark and and little or no bite, the real 'winches' dont talk, they will just give you the evil look and walk away, nah body go tell you!!!
Car TalkRe: Governor Rotimi Akeredolu Endorses Ondo Auto Rally (Photos And Videos) by soberdrunk(m): 7:19am On Nov 17, 2017
In this dispensation way tire cost like designers bag and petrol is 145naira per litre...... No thank you!!! If car race hungry me i will play it on playstation...... angry
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Lifts Tony Nwoye's Hand At Anambra APC Governorship Rally by soberdrunk(m): 7:43pm On Nov 16, 2017
I am not igbo and i dont stay in Anambra but sentiments aside, every right thinking and progressive human being that follows the news diligently in Nigeria knows Willie Obaino deserves a second term! angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Robert Mugabe Meeting With Military Amid Zimbabwe Political Chaos by soberdrunk(m): 7:31pm On Nov 16, 2017
Ishilove:
Na wickedness. Haven't you noticed how evil makes some people extra strong?
For real? I need to increase my evil......
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Robert Mugabe Meeting With Military Amid Zimbabwe Political Chaos by soberdrunk(m): 6:57pm On Nov 16, 2017
I just want to know the secret behind his strength at such an old age....... angry
CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Shares Mr Eazi New Photos by soberdrunk(m): 4:03pm On Nov 16, 2017
Money nor just fit some people, even with his money and the billionaire daughter that he is dating, see as he still be like Morufu way dey learn mechanic work in one workshop in Ondo..... angry
CrimeRe: 2 Ladies Sent To Prison For Buying Stolen Items From A Supermarket In Anambra by soberdrunk(m): 3:54pm On Nov 16, 2017
My only questions are

1)What concerns "Federal sars" with ordinary alleged buying of stolen items? that is like calling the SWAT team to handle shoplifting in America

2) when did reverend fathers become village chief priests that they take people to them to swear?
RomanceRe: Man Climbs Palm Tree In Pre-Wedding Photos As Fiancée Watches by soberdrunk(m): 1:50pm On Nov 16, 2017
Some people just like to tempt village people sha!! Ontop pre-wedding pics.... angry
LiteratureRe: Why Chinua Achebe Is One Of The World's Most Important Modern Writers by soberdrunk(m):
I mean no disrespect but i honestly think there is a big difference between 'pioneering' and rating someone as the 'best', i reckon he is a major pioneer of African writing but there are works from some other African writers that are better than his in terms of content and imagination. My number one African writer remains Nyengi Koin, her book 'Time changes yesterday' still remains my number1 book followed by "The bottled leopard" by Chukwuemeka Ike..........
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BusinessRe: Dangote Sells Noodle Plants To Rival For N3.75bn by soberdrunk(m):
The Makers of "Indomie" are the real MVPs, more than 30% of Nigerians dont use the word 'noodles', they call it "Indomie" and it isn't even the best noodles in the country grin they simply did their homework very well, what is amazing about it is that they don't even waste money on brand ambassadors and irrelevant shows yet.............. Most of these 'executive marketing managers' with all their fancy degrees don't understand the Nigerian market one tiny bit, whoever is in charge of marketing in Glo is doing a very poor job, with the amount of money they spend on marketing, glo sims should be scarce even if their network only comes on 3 hours every day...... angry
PetsRe: Cats Pass Out After Eating Their Owner's Marijuana Plants In US (Pics, Video) by soberdrunk(m): 7:53am On Nov 16, 2017
What a CATastrophe!!! angry
PoliticsRe: Two Male And Two Female Suicide Bombers Kill 12 In Borno by soberdrunk(m): 10:38pm On Nov 15, 2017
Don't they get tired of bombing? angry
CelebritiesRe: Pre-Wedding Photo Of Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Lookalike Causes Traffic In Enugu by soberdrunk(m):
See as wife fine like Armenian tangerine. My fellow men, if you know you have a woman that you have survived with for at least '2 years' and above, quickly borrow yourself sense and secure her with a ring because trust me as a certified crawler i can confidently tell you that there is nothing out here and the grass isn't greener on the other side, on this other side what we have is waking up to missing items, no good morning or goodnight texts, no coming over to cook, no cuddling, no birthday gifts or special events, nothing!!!.... angry
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Nigeria: Messi May Not Have Saved Us From Defeat - Sampaoli by soberdrunk(m): 6:01pm On Nov 15, 2017
The fact still remains that we won......... grin
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Leaves Mavin Records Quietly? by soberdrunk(m): 5:58pm On Nov 15, 2017
Don Jazzy feels he can sit in the studio and be forming Don Pablo while chopping large on artistes, well i guess it is wakeup time, hin go still release album last last..... angry
CelebritiesRe: Stunning New Photos Of Empress Njamah by soberdrunk(m): 5:45pm On Nov 15, 2017
Since Timaya use him plantain 'jam her' her looks have not been able to 'impress' me anymore....... angry
CelebritiesRe: Keela Harrison, Yvonne Nelson’s Baby Daddy, Jamie Roberts Estranged Wife (Pics) by soberdrunk(m): 5:22pm On Nov 15, 2017
He obviously has a 'type', this Low budget half Romanian, quarter Syrian and a bit of Edo boy just dey chop them one by one...... angry
PoliticsRe: Tony Nwulu Celebrates 38th Birthday With Family & Legislative Assistants (Photos by soberdrunk(m): 5:08pm On Nov 15, 2017
Okoyiboz3:
He's presently on his first and final term on that seat.

Next elections, he must either go to contest in his village or go back to his fan belt business.
Hahahahaha@ "Fan belt buisness" grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Tony Nwulu Celebrates 38th Birthday With Family & Legislative Assistants (Photos by soberdrunk(m): 5:05pm On Nov 15, 2017
"Chief of staff"?? Honorable sef dey get "Chief of staff"? angry
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Cry As They Are Deployed To Stop Protesting Oby Ozekwesili, BBOG by soberdrunk(m): 3:05pm On Nov 15, 2017
angry
RomanceRe: Lady Catches Boyfriend In Bed With Her Bestie Kissing (Photos) by soberdrunk(m): 2:14pm On Nov 15, 2017
"I am "hurted"? Hoe' my gawwwdd!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Jamie Roberts, Yvonne Nelson's Baby Daddy Unveiled. He's A British Photographer by soberdrunk(m): 10:38pm On Nov 14, 2017
So Inyanya with all him gra gra reach there he nor fit score, nah this low budget Half Iranian, quarter Romanian and tiny Ghanaian mixed breed just go shoot the winning shot......
EducationRe: UNICAL Recalls Professor Cyril Ndifon After Rape Accusation by soberdrunk(m): 10:35pm On Nov 14, 2017
That last picture though, see how the man is looking at him like "Oga leave all these big grammar, you chop the girl jare" angry
TravelRe: Private Jet Looking Like A Hotel That Costs N27 Million From Lagos To Abuja by soberdrunk(m): 8:17pm On Nov 14, 2017
prey02:
Pass tongue!!!


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Hehehe! Abeg who is that girl in your profile picture, abeg help me tell her say space go dey inside the G-wagon for her oooo! With her fresh face like today bread grin grin
'Wats strong' with you, somebody is offering G-Wagon space and you are forming African Miley Cyrus, are you addicted to the inside of Keke Napep......huh angry
EducationRe: I Am Now Depending On Friends For Food And Shelter -nigerian Man Studying Abroad by soberdrunk(m): 12:29pm On Nov 14, 2017
I still don't understand why states in Nigeria give people scholarships to study abroad when the states have their universities that offer the same courses........... angry
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Mocks IPOB Over Nnamdi Kanu's Sack By Radio Biafra by soberdrunk(m): 12:14pm On Nov 14, 2017
angry
PoliticsRe: Enugu Awaits Arrival Of President Buhari (Photos) by soberdrunk(m): 11:41am On Nov 14, 2017
Our elders say that a container that is filled up doesn't make noise, it seems just like 30mins ago that one yahooboy that can speak big grammar was threatening fire and brimstone. To those of you that are still under the illusion, don't let devil use you to bring sorrow to your family this festive period, just stay in your house and type all your rubbish online.............. angry
CrimeRe: "I Was Paid N8k To Kill 17-Year-Old Girl For Ritual In Ogun. It Was My 2nd Time" by soberdrunk(m): 11:34am On Nov 14, 2017
Walahi this one nor deserve jail or court process, nah to just keep am 4 underground cell dey cut him body small small dey use am for "useless" experiments.......
CelebritiesRe: Elizabeth Michael Lulu Sentenced To Prison For Death Of Steven Kanumba by soberdrunk(m): 10:09pm On Nov 13, 2017
All these fine yellow pawpaw girls are very dangerous..... angry
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Paid For My JAMB Form In 2012 - A Nairalander by soberdrunk(m): 8:16pm On Nov 13, 2017
Good man!

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