₦airaland Forum

Jazaakumullahu khairan. May Allah Grant us Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding.

Our colleagues in other parts of the world are busy with different innovations & researches. While we're here celebrating madness. What's wrong with our faculty of thinking? Eyi Sumi fa.

Not until today, did I know that working with a local government in some states is just like being jobless. I paid an extended family member a visit this morning. It was obvious he was bothered. I was prompted to ask if all was well. He said the country is just too unbearable.
During our discussion, he told me his basic salary was #11,500. A level G9 officer. The other allowances plus his basic salary is #29,500. Tax, Pension, e.t.c would still be deducted. How do we justify this? Someone with 3 kids and a wife. What if he doesn't have anything else to support the family with?
As a final year student, I'm so baffled haven heard this. Do we actually have a future in this country?

Could such had happen in UNILORIN, by now, most of them would've faced Tanke or Eyenkorin.
Lack of discipline.

franchasng:
....and Igbos will strike back, you can bookmark this, it may take decades or centuries, but Igbos will strike back....it may happen after Igbos have left Nigeria to form their own super great/powerful nation and then they will strike back as another nation invading another nation just as Germany struck back at the rest of Europe for what they did to them, and when Germany struck back in 1945, Europe lost so much.....French king ran away, Queen Elizabeth was in fear, not until USA and Russia stepped in to help them find peace.

When Igbos will strike, the story of German invasion of France and London will be a joke...the whole north will be in flames. It won't be fought by foot soldiers, it will be fought by sophisticated air weapons that will level what is left of barbaric northern Nigeria. London is on flames will be a childsplay to what will befall Northern Nigeria when the Almighty Eastern Eagle will strike, yes it must happen to also avenge the years of killing and marginalization of our people just as you avenged yours

Danjuma even as your people are paying the huge price of their atrocities against Igbos in 1966, Igbos will strike back nonetheless, but when, I cannot tell, but it must happen because you useless souls have never for one day shown any remorse for the evil you all perpetrated against civilian Igbos....I don't care about what happened between military people and politicians, but involving innocent, unarmed Igbo civilians in your madness of 1966 was your greatest mistake and reason your region will continue to reap the seeds of the evil they sowed

Be calm Bro. This is mere illusion. Nigeria will ever remain one. Damn it! How could you will this nonsense and think you've achieved in life. Thinking you're an up and-coming HERO? I can't just imagine seeing Young women, children, helpless elders, and the youths die. Stop watching movies dear.

baliyubla:
You only give your best when you turn up. All day, only looked like one team was going to win and it wasn’t the Super Eagles.

Yeah.
For future purpose, they should stop wearing that plain green Jersey(bad luck). The new Jersey is better.. No motivation by rich men. And lastly, my blood is boiling, they shouldn't kill me. Best of luck in the future. #AUNITEDNGERIA#

OdefaGirl:
Nigeria 1: Algeria 2

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For future purpose, they should stop wearing that plain green Jersey(bad luck). The new Jersey is better.. No motivation by rich men. And lastly, my blood is boiling, they shouldn't kill me. Best of luck in the future. #AUNITEDNGERIA#

Immoralities shouldn't be spread. Some people even the educated ones opined that it's by free will to watch. What would become of our society if we always insist on freedom? Won't the kids who watched discuss with their friends who didn't? Do you think kids won't want to choose those idiots as role models? Especially these days when young ones are too inquisitive. They want to know virtually everything. The gospel truth is that the generation that are yet to come will curse some parents and family members. Don't you talk about the nonsense in front of the kids?
When the rate of underage kids engaging in immoralities like pornography, seduction increases, then Nigerians will understand. We always fail to think ahead. It's either we play blame on our religions or ethnic groups. What a failed state!
#SAYNOTOIMMORALITIES# #BASHIRUWASIUWRITES#

Immoralities shouldn't be spread. Some people even the educated ones opined that it's by free will to watch. What would become of our society if we always insist on freedom? Won't the kids who watched discuss with their friends who didn't? Do you think kids won't want to choose those idiots as role models? Especially these days when young ones are too inquisitive. They want to know virtually everything. The gospel truth is that the generation that are yet to come will curse some parents and family members. Don't you talk about the nonsense in front of the kids?

When the rate of underage kids engaging in immoralities like pornography, seduction increases, then Nigerians will understand. We always fail to think ahead. It's either we play blame on our religions or ethnic groups. What a failed state!
#SAYNOTOIMMORALITIES# #BASHIRUWASIUWRITES#

Electricboy:
afonja doing wat they know best

You're from which planet? Perhaps you're an alien. Olodo oshi.

Ivimilly:
You Fulani old man go and kpansh Aisha she's sex starved

You only think with your anus...ba ankali, as a hausa man would say.
Tabi, eri re ko pe...Our Ilorin dialect.

Officialgarri:
And is this the carton they could bury him in?

Ooh! Good Samaritan. Perhaps you could have contacted them before they bought that. Unnecessary observation....Of what benefit is that to a dead man who is about to face a much more difficult task? If you can't pray for him, park well.

Just an opinion

Hypocrisy! Almost everyone including our usual wailers agreed it's a mistake. However, had this happened in Nigeria, esp. from President Buhari, the story could've been different. They could've said a thousand words, calling the president an sort of names, forgetting that he's bound to make mistakes too.
It really beats my imagination.... We need to check ourselves.

Hmmm

Etimocracy:
Being in school everyday for me could be likened to eating a delicious meal everyday. I was behind my desk one afternoon (I think it was a Wednesday) marking test scripts when a male student walked into my office to give me yet another shocking yet enthralling moment of my existence. You wanna find out, then just stay glued!
Good afternoon Mallam, he said, I responded with a smile, thus he proceeded. "I am inviting you to my wedding ceremony next week" he finally let the cat out of the bag. I immediately let go of my pen and for the first time looked up to really see the young fellow who stood before me talking about marriage. I had to be sure of what I heard, so, I asked him to repeat he just said which he did. There was no vacillation in his speech and I was pretty sure I didn't hear whisperings from the gods either. By my estimate, the boy wouldn't exceed 17 years of age at the time. I was stunned. I asked of his class, he replied JSS2. He came bearing gifts. I accepted the sweet candies he brought me as invitation gifts since it would have been outrightly rude not to do so. Furthermore, before I set him on his way, I instructed him to make sure he introduced me to his wife to be to give my blessings as his teacher. He agreed and left. About two hours later, some primary school pupils mostly females entered my office and greeted, I could tell they were primary pupils because of their uniform. It might interest you to know that the Junior secondary school is just about in the same surroundings as the primary school. Thus, the primary school pupils have access to the Jss section. I needed an interpreter and lucky me, a fellow teacher was just around the corner. He told me that the girl in front of me is the soon to be Ameriya (wife) to the JSS2 student who visited me earlier. I asked of her class and learned she was in primary 6 at the time.
Oh my goodness! I felt like passing out. This is Child marriage for goodness sake (I didn't say it out loud for fear of displeasing my fellow teacher). I managed a wry smile and dismissed them. I was quite concerned. Why would some individuals with unashamed determination hand their young female children to early marriages with such convictions and a maddening self compulsion. I really was enraged at the whole drama but I didn't show it. How could I? Afterall, its their way of life. One thing that struck me was the fact they were so happy about the development. "Marriage is progress" I'd hear them say, I totally beg to differ. Here I am, in my twenties thinking of ways to make money and teenagers in this part of the country can think of nothing else but marriage. What an irony. Enough of my ranting.

Perhaps it's better than the irresponsible teenagers we've in some other parts. Not long ago, I visited a town, I was surprised sex among young boys and girls(12 and above) was the norms of the kids.
Actually, their parents knew but were only bothered about them getting pregnant. So, brother, the world has really changed. While I was a teacher some years back, the kids(Primary 5 students) I taught had boyfriends(acknowledged by their parents).
Maturity & Sustenance should be the benchmark for Marriage, not class, positions. And I'm sure they have both.
I stand to be corrected.

Bitchiamjay:
Same inec wey introduce Electronic voting before election?

Now them no get server.

This country is one funny mur'Fvcker


It's crystal that Atiku won the election.

Inec is really taking orders from mohammadu buhari

I can't fit laugh.

It's obvious someone is decieving the other. Server or no server, I think it's hightime they developed the country. Whenever the elephants fight, the grasses suffer.
While ATIKU is spending his personal money as expected from a damn rich man, the Presidency, APC and INEC maybe spending from the government treasure.
Either way, they all may not be seriously affected. We shouldn't be too glad and blind.
I hope you can relate.

It beats my imagination that most of the igbos always wailing online will lick Buhari's shoe when they meet him for once. He's your president men! The GCFR!
The Biafra you clamour for is just an illusion! You lack the experience, will, and political power.
Anyway, the Southwest should be proud. We've really achieved a lot. Don't ask me the achievement, at least, you weren't born to be blind.
Look, when it comes to Education, Political strength, Infrastructural development. We top the list. Perhaps why our states are flooded with igbos.
Enough is enough. Don't push us to the wall. Wailing on social medias doesn't mean you are the only one who has the Monopoly to talk. Perhaps we should start correcting you, so, you don't become fools forever.
To the intellects among the igbos, I salute your courage in rising above your sentiments.

Abdul Wasiu Pen
Happy Democracy day.
MKO, NIGERIA'S HERO.
United we stand.

Jaideyone:
uncle you quoted the wrong person. I'm not the one wailing

I was referring to those wailers ooo.... You've got a brother on your back.

It beats my imagination that most of the igbos always wailing online will lick Buhari's shoe when they meet him for once. He's your president men! The GCFR!
The Biafra you clamour for is just an illusion! You lack the experience, will, and political power.
Anyway, the Southwest should be proud. We've really achieved a lot. Don't ask me the achievement, at least, you weren't born to be blind.
Look, when it comes to Education, Political strength, Infrastructural development. We top the list. Perhaps why our states are flooded with igbos.
Enough is enough. Don't push us to the wall. Wailing on social medias doesn't mean you are the only one who has the Monopoly to talk. Perhaps we should start correcting you, so, you don't become fools forever.
To the intellects among the igbos, I salute your courage in rising above your sentiments.

Abdul Wasiu Pen
Happy Democracy day.
MKO, NIGERIA'S HERO.
United we stand.

lonlytroy:
So the money they are looting in Aso Rock Is not sufficient to build a more standard stadium, well we are used to Bs in this animal nation

It beats my imagination that most of the igbos always wailing online will lick Buhari's shoe when they meet him for once. He's your president men! The GCFR!
The Biafra you clamour for is just an illusion! You lack the experience, will, and political power.
Anyway, the Southwest should be proud. We've really achieved a lot. Don't ask me the achievement, at least, you weren't born to be blind.
Look, when it comes to Education, Political strength, Infrastructural development. We top the list. Perhaps why our states are flooded with igbos.
Enough is enough. Don't push us to the wall. Wailing on social medias doesn't mean you are the only one who has the Monopoly to talk. Perhaps we should start correcting you, so, you don't become fools forever.

Is it because you're putting on a suit? Does that make you in anyway richer? It beats my imagination that most of the igbos always wailing online will lick Buhari's shoe when they meet him for once. He's your president men! The GCFR!
The Biafra you clamour for is just an illusion! You lack the experience, will, and political power.
Anyway, the Southwest should be proud. We've really achieved a lot. Don't ask me the achievement, at least, you weren't born to be blind.
Look, when it comes to Education, Political strength, Infrastructural development. We top the list. Perhaps why our states are flooded with igbos.
Enough is enough. Don't push us to the wall. Wailing on social medias doesn't mean you are the only one who has the Monopoly to talk. Perhaps we should start correcting you, so, you don't become fools forever.
To the intellects among the igbos, I salute your courage in rising above your sentiments.

Abdul Wasiu Pen
Happy Democracy day.
MKO, NIGERIA'S HERO.
United we stand.

When dignitaries from countries like this visit Nigeria, my heart often beat twice as fast.
They should please provide them with adequate securities and pray they don't die here. Some enemies of the country (insiders) may want to cause problem. And countries with nuclear weapons like this may not understand. Ehn ehn
So, our case don't turn worse.
We shouldn't kukuma bring Wahala to the country.

SilasNwude:
saraki is the best senate president since democracy
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter aisha masha Allah amin


Buhari is a terrorist
aisha is a shameless corrupt prostitute
apc is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
lair Muhammed is a charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
fashola is a hooligan
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
igbokwe is a goat
Rochas is a crook

kiss the truth

You're obviously in a severe pain. Take heart!

Alhamdullilah. May Allah accept our Ibaadaat

franktalk007:
Dear Imodola,

I think u understand your point and how you feel.

A second look at your screenshots provided me with a clue. You have two debit cards with UBA, maintenance fee is charges monthly per card.

If either of your cards is damaged, stolen or lost then please report to the bank, from that spot maintenance fee should stop on the reported card which I assumed would be hotlisted to avoid further usage.

Do have a nice day

Thanks a lot. I had a talk with one of the Bank Customer services staff. He said the same thing.
I was though pretty annoyed when he said they won't be able to refund the money. It has been more than 6 months they've been deducting such. And they couldn't even inform. Didn't they know they were deducting twice?
Anyway, I pay appreciation for your accurate and appropriate information.
Remain blessed.

My Tweet@ imodola to UBA this afternoon:
Hello! Is it a must everyone cheats? I just recieved 3 messages each deducting #52 for Card maintenance for MAY. Does that sound logical? You know that was how someone sent me #5000 and the message confirmed it but still in the same message you wrote, balance: #4600. Don't let me swear for you oo! Better refund my money now. My parents are struggling to sponsor me but it's now obvious you're an official scam. I await your response. That will determine if you should be cursed.
The more people rationalize cheating, the more it becomes a culture of dishonesty. And that can become a vicious, downward cycle. Because suddenly, if everyone else is cheating, you feel a need to cheat, too.
—Stephen Covey

BANK FOR ALL

The more people rationalize cheating, the more it becomes a culture of dishonesty. And that can become a vicious, downward cycle. Because suddenly, if everyone else is cheating, you feel a need to cheat, too.
—Stephen Covey

Trottle:
Many schoolboy opinion flying here and there! Iran for decades has been slapped with sanctions upon sanctions yet, one of the leading counted in science!

A war with Iran is a trigger for WW3! The USA cannot just come in, start using their toys and expect a landslide victory. The USG is now experiencing a declining home support for their senseless wars outside the country.

The Zionists know better hence their use of the USA as a cover for pursuing the obliteration of Iran. Russia cannot sit and watch one of their key allied being bullied. RSCII 4+1 military pact comes to mind.

Did you know that Iran is the second country in the world in the production of UAVs beyond radars?

I hope you also know that Iran has cruise missile character technology off track?

Hope you know that Iran is among the eight countries that can produce destroyers?


Plus did you know that Iran is the world's first in nanotechnology?

The only thing I'm sure of is that the country with the higher population may suffer most. America's population is 328Million while the determined small Iran is 82Million.
Bloodshed should be avoided....A country challenging USA at this time must have made some plans too. Don't underestimate the power of any country, especially during this time where there's possibility their allies join the war.

VirginSearcher:
Can't you speak English, this mgbati mgbati boy

Sorry ooo... Mr English, or better still Nobel laureate.
Is there any official language for expressing yourself here? Nigerians sabi do "ITK".
Leave him jare, and park well.