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kingphilip:
seems u no de look well before u talk

Have u seen my boo before?? She's heavily guided n can't make unguarded comments like urs

I've not seen her b4 o...I only got eyes for one. Buh I'd tell u dis. My bae would unguard her, imguard her, inguard her, disguard her, disreguard her and do all the other antonyms of guard to her.

kingphilip:
bros come make we go collect that money back or make we sue them with damages of over a hundred million naira

No worry...Timo go pay me my money.

erisegun:
lmao*wetin a wan use condoms do sef?abeg nur spoil me o

Spoil wetin? U fink say I no know u ni?
Nah ur type go come camp with one briefcase dat contains all ur clothes, toothpaste, toothbrush, hairbrush, documents, soap, detergents, food stuff and provisions. And a Ghana must go that contains CONDOMS.

U no dey shame at all...u fit lamba 4 BRT lane.

Buh me...I no go talk.

femolala001:
Shoutout to all the akokites here...

Luchiana1
Sofdoc
Clans
Leemah4u
Chidexsmokey
Tunbebes

U guyz are d best..

Fanks a lot bro...greatest akokites!!!

erisegun:
my God will judge u *all dis lie u ar putting on top ma head so*

Smh

Ogbeni Timothy, balance me my N101.15 and awelet u off d hook.
If not I go send boiz 2 ur side 4 camp and dem go sieze all ur boxers n condoms.

femolala001:
Do u know akinwunmi ambode went to unilag? Do u knw abike dabiri went to unilag? Do u knw most pple in GEJ's administration studied in unilag in one way or the other. I can't start giving u proofs here. Moreover wat skl did u grad from? If someone wants to rename a skool after somebody, it shouldn't be a prestigious school like unilag. Afterall, there is moshood abiola poly, stadium etc.

Are u guys still arguing about the reputation of unilag...like seriously?! Tot dis ended yesterday.
Kingphilip u want me 2 bring up lists of the best universities in Nigeria so we all start pointing out our schls?! Let's not do that pls...

kingphilip:
if u know ur boo beta warn ha before I do something nasty

Guy! To my face again?!
Remember...an eye 4 an eye...a boo 4 a boo.

erisegun:
ahan! Wot I do nah?

Y u yawn come ma side?!

kingphilip:
do u mean he's now a customer care agent

Erisegun abeg I de use glo too o

Y u dey tell am...erisegun go collet all d money wey dey on top ur glo sim...put u into debit again.

kingphilip:
Shey u wan talk with their female agent for free ne

If nah female agent e 4 still gud.

Nah erisegun, nah hin. I know!
Buh me...I no go talk

shollex52:
. Yes bruv!! A15....feel same mehn

Welcome...introduce urself to the aus nah.
Name, sch of grad, year, course read n state u wish 2 serve.

erisegun:
moo gbe! Timothy ko,judas ni* bia! Nur lie ontop ma head o

So u sef kno say u get Judas triats abi?
We dey run tins last night. U come turn on me dis morning. U wey suppose be my sure e goon.
Buh me...I no go talk.

erisegun:
*yawns*

You ehn!

I know say nah u b d guy I follow talk dis morning...u say ur name nah Timothy. Buh dat ur thick ifaish accent sold u out.
Kontunu
Buh me...I no go talk.

pinkiepetite:
sorry

Fanks dear...I jez get emotional wen I'm treated unfairly n can't do anyfin about it. *sobs*
How z ur day looking up?!

shollex52:
NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation

This tips are for prospective corp members
and graduates preparing for NYSC. This are
things you need to know before going to
camp and after leaving the NYSC Camp.

MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately
made stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a camp and not your flat! Just be ready for anything.

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very Important one
are
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus
is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above
items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B,
and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL ALSO
NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you
the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts
(You will be given two sets but you may not
like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the
camp but it will be more expensive) and a
permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and two
pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially
for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/ Rechargeable
lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup
and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash
please depending on how you spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early.
If you are posted to a far state, go the day
before the camp opens. They will allow you
in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want u to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knife,
bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space. Then
the paper registrations proper. Make
everything ready. Look out for information
pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your
kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to
write your Code Number (CN) on them
'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag
that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a
meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get
moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The
21st day is the day you will leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your
T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are
allowed on you. No room for casual wears.
Parade/ marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting
on the Parade Ground. You won't faint,
calm down... So eat well. It's the stress that
causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground
(PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and
Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for
the series of programmes up for you.
Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and
you are out again for evening parade

Fanks bro...most important info I've seen ever since. E b like film...feels like I'm thr already
Are u an expecting otondo?!

So I called glo customer care this morning...and they deducted from my credit for calling customer care! They deducted from my CREDIT for calling customer care!! THEY DEDUCTED FROM MY CREDIT FOR CALLING CUSTOMER CARE!!!

Never in my life have I experienced such...I'm gloing with anger now. I dey fear to call again sef. Dat network z soooooo useless

Buh me...I no go talk.

kingphilip:
I go shoot u

U go de hide wait make I sleep ba BTW it wasn't fair o

U say u go do wetin?!

No vex...I no wear my glasses, nah y I dey ask.

chidexSmokey:
Haters,pls keep hating!!

Akokite?!

Ahmed4002:
Leemah4u
sofdoc
kingphilip
Walexsammy
joyjoomla
richybanky
mayorsweet
smilingjimmy
doublezero7
xray2
kingphilip
erisegun
tolustx
Electronzeez
sleekyonyx
sparkleRed
Bunsky
Ymodulus

and the rest house members, am sorry I can't pen down everyone. but these are frequent mentions and already recognised by auto text


The only addiction of my life is our
e- friendship because I can’t start my day without
quoting/mention you, I can’t pass my day without
quoting/mention you and I can’t finish my day without you guys . This is one addiction that I am
proud to have.





Your presence lightens up my sky like the
crimson rays of the morning sun. Being around
you makes even the most dull and boring
moments seem so fun. Thanks

Akokites be sitting on top...sitting, sitting on top.
Fanks 4 d mention bro...I'm really honoured.

kingphilip:
hey braggakini?

Operationbringbackzeezaccount

I don tire o...dunno wat else 2 say.

#Operationbringbackzeezaccount

femolala001:
Which of my sklmate talk am? Sofdoc? No akokite will ever talk bad about his or her even wen d skool has treated them bad!

Rily bro? No akokite? Let's face facts dats wat most aluminis say...mostly as regards the female department. We know wat most of our girls are like... Anyways dats not my reason 4 wah I called d sch. I didn't want to derail this thread so I resulted to belittling us a bit so we can all move on smoothly as we've been doing.

Buh we all know where The University of Lagos is positioned when it comes down to it. Let's leave it at that!

Greatest akokite!

kingphilip:
I told u his account is hacked

When zeez learn this language from to de blow am anyhow

Imagine d guy talk...provocative?!

Provo wetin?!

Nah 2 beg dis Japanese zeez to leave our Paki 9ja zeez account alone o.

Electronzeez:
I have not thrown any provocative speech, why should i be ban? .

Ning nong z PROVOCATIVE enuff!

leemah4u:
it's d university of 1st choice and d nation's pride, wetin be name of dat ur corner piece university sef

Greatest akokite...abeg make we no show ourself. Nah beg I beg.

kingphilip:
na one of those mushrooms University nw

Ehn!!!

University of Lagos!


Mush wetin?!
No talk am again!!!

In other news: Dat useless sch dey chop our money gaan.

Buh me...I no go talk.

femolala001:
Lol! Carry last s where?

No worry...u go soon understand.

Whr u go sch dey ask question up and down like reporter...dem don share IV for us...we don chop rice n drink orijin.
Dey sing, wat God has joined together, let no man put assunder!

Electronzeez:
Hello guys,

Help celebrate this e- ning nongs

Abeg wetin ning nong min?

E b like u no dey fear nl kirikiri.
Ahmed go thr...him eat roaches so tey hin head no dey thr again.
Nah leemah4u dey help put him brain cells in check now.

femolala001:
Boo to who? U better find ur boo go front! No b leemah4u o!

Chai!!!
Greatest akokite...u don carry last o

erisegun:
a nur say u go wicked*

Lolz...no b so bro

Electronzeez:
You have also joined the bandwagon of flattery crusaders.

USos vanicio!

Dat ur unenglish can get u banned...we all know u sabi Kings English. Use it...we'd try to keep up.

leemah4u:
erisegun

I dey d 2 of una back sey.

E sha maa nisho.

kingphilip:
I just confirmed his account was hacked

Nooo wonder!

That explains a lot!!!