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rhema9898:
Fine oo, you nko

I jez dey my lane, chilling.

Who u dey vote 4 na?!

lagmostkuit:
Mine was fine..

Did u dream of me as I did u?!

chidexSmokey:
*smiles* they called it "unnecessary space booking" in page 1000

Lolz...God catch u!

lagmostkuit:
Thanks swt..

How was ur nite?

Gud

Urs?!

Morning house. Pardon my manners. Na luv dey shack me

Ogbenijhybo:
bro, when ur matter reach kirikiri...

love go tell you say she no dey do excons. ooooo, to avoid stories that touch, kust fill your gen, on fan/ac, switch to channel 324,327,124 or135 on dstv

Oga wetin na?! Ese Eku ife. Ekaaro.
Buh na anything my luv say make I do, I go do! #gbam.

Oya lagmostkuit mii. Olufe okan mii. Aya mii. Eni ti okan mii fe.

A million dollars in the bank
Is just a lot of printed paper
A yes to my fragile heart
Is more than I could pay back.
You make life meaningful
Your love brought me to safety
Thanks for seeing me as I c u
We're both on the same team
I woke up this morning with more love
Your morning smile made my day
I care for you as God does
Its quite obvious my heart is caged.

Good morning luv.

Oya gba *muah*

lagmostkuit:
O ya mi lenu..


Sugar, u know..
If u ask me 2 run, ma sare..
If u ask me 2 stay, ma duro..

Right now, I wanna go 2 bed so pls should I go?
Pls say yes!

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

Was abt 2 ask u d same.

Go 2 bed and pls dream of me like I'd do u.

Gudnyt baby.

I luv u like kin di cupid.

lagmostkuit:
I like GEJ cos I dislike GMB.

Wat an irony.

Anyways, let d wiser man win.

Let's talk about our honeymoon...we shld go somewhere more private. 10 prying eyes, 100 haters.

lagmostkuit:
Really?










Pls don't spoil our union with ur substitute..
I've got eyes only 4 my boo sofdoc!

Right back at u bae... he's jez a 8er. Tot he was happy 4 us earlier. Now I'm wary of d nigger.

kingphilip:
like seriously

u needed to b shot at close range

Ehn?!

U say?!


shot abi loved?!


If na play abeg no talk am again o.

lagmostkuit:
Careful ke?
Don't worry sugar!



I no get PVC too so na house get me tomorrow!

Chai!!!

C casting.

Buh on a less serious note, y u like GEJ?!

kingphilip:
lemme give u a lifeline just go ur polling Booth go convince 22 people

Na so e easy?!
Ok, I go try sha. Wats a bullet in the head for the love of my life?!

chidexSmokey:
I av been hiding,thanks to d moderator that gave me two days ban

Ahan...wat u do na?!

lagmostkuit:
Mine went well..

Hope ure going out 2 vote 2morrow?



A vote for GMB is a divorce for us!

Ahan!
Divorce ke?! Wen we never even go honeymoon. U sha don't care abt the state of my heart...its too fragile.

I no get PVC oh, work didn't permit me to. Buh I convinced a couple of people...
Let's jez leave politics out of our love boat.


And pls honey...be very careful 2mao.










Ur no 1 admirer...sofdoc

Ogbenijhybo:
...

Bro abeg neva smile...I jez receive my 1st divorce threat. We're on the brink. I dey dance shoki on eggshell now. She use pencil write her name for her heart n me use permanent marker.

lagmostkuit:
Pls don't bang ur chest too much make u no get chest problem.
Ain't gonna take my eyes off u..

How was ur day?

Ok, I've stopped banging.
Tiring, stressful n dull, buh den u came along and threw sunshine in my day...my days.

How abt urs Honeybun?!

chidexSmokey:
So nobody missed me

Ur e boo should na

haibe:
***VITAL Resolution made by the NYSC director during the twitter chat on the 24th of march, 2015....@IamEmm aOlowo.
1. All PCMs with invalid signatures on their dashboard should go back and rescan it. It needs to correspond with that on your I. D card.
2. Call up number on dashboard or sms or email. Provided you have seen it means you have been mobilised. Wait for your call up letter.
3. All PCMs with jamb or matric number issue should contact their students affairs officer for immediate corrections.
4. Green card issue... Whether coloured or black and white is allowed. Most importantly bring it to camp.
5. All PCMs with wrong state of origin during registration can be corrected at camp. Just come with vital documents for proof.
6. Those with errors in their names that have completed their registration will be corrected in camp.
7. All PCMs with wrong date of graduation on green card will be corrected in camp.
8. Green card is to be signed at point of registration in camp.
9. Callup letters will be sent from april 27.

Fanks bro...wrong DOB nko?!

leemah4u:
love wantin tin

...story of my life

rhema9898:
Really! So nice to meet you Physicist!
Well no problem I dey loyal to the Core without drifting.

No drift abeg o...we gats invent somefin. How was ur day?!

kingphilip:
are u serious?? congratulations lagmostkuit and sofdoc

Oshey omo iya

megawax8:
He who finds a wife has found a good thing!

The bible can't be wrong oga mii

lagmostkuit:
Boo of life..

Sorry for d late reply.. network is crazy here!

Dnt let ur mind shrink in anticipation anymore, I just love putting pple on a spot!

Hope another boo won't come out 4rm nowhere?
Scared of heart break.

OMG!!!
U dunno how happy you've made me!
Only if u could c me banging my chest like King Kong. You've put the spark in an impending boring e booless weekend.
I love u pieces, n don't worry abt any other babe. I've got eyes only 4 u. As long as u don't take urs off me.



Oya gba kiss...

babatawa:
thanx Luchiana1

Happy Birthday boss!

Owliver:
hin wolves and lambs read physics

Come...wetin dat 1 min?!

megawax8:
If it takes six wolves six minutes to catch six lambs, it means it takes a wolve six minutes to catch one lamb.

Meaning that, one wolve can catch ten lambs in sixty minutes.

Therfore, six wolves would catch ten lambs each in sixty minutes.

Gracias!

E b like your wolves n lamb don dey madt!!!

rhema9898:
Hahaha OK thank you, make I check you too.

Don't even bother, ok u already did. I no put. Buh I feel we can connect on a common ground, me sef b physicist. We fit do some kine invention sha. Make we talk small 4 BG. Abeg no smolder me o. I no hot like u.

kingphilip:
u r new here?? please do an intro

ur name
school u graduated from
year of graduation
where u wish to serve

Fink she did dat already, buh since dis z d renewed rhema

lagmostkuit:
Aiit.. Thanks!



Thanks a lot!

Fank God...was abt 2 go to d nysc HQ n fuk tins up.

So...anyways, I guess ur day went fine.


Can't help but wonder wen I'd get my ansa, my mind seems to be shrinking in anticipation.

lagmostkuit:
Going well..
Just dis nysc signature dats pissing me off!

Not uploading?!

Aufar now?!

rhema9898:
Lol that previous sexy finish but I no won too show my self, if I ugly no body fine.

U no lie. U fine sha...in a Medusa kinda way

lagmostkuit:
Good morning.
My nite was good, trust urs was fine!

I'll consider ur proposal.

Chai!
C posting of d highest order all cos I'm in love.

My nite was kinda short, how z ur day going?!