₦airaland Forum

leemah4u:
whose back re u now, mine or sheego

Wetin b sheego?

erisegun:
lolzzzzz!!! Baddest*buh no run wen gobe happen o*

No sir o. If trouble come...we compromise.

Electronzeez:
Weldone sir

Oga mii...c all dis olobe dey surprise say u hear English.
Mo ya ja won si pe...Cambridge ni alaye mii lo o.

No mind dem Jare...they r jelosing of u.

Aufar...dat tutorial still dey on abi?!

kingphilip:
goner how

Lost in love.
U don't still gerrit?
Ok...nvm.

leemah4u:
Hmmmm, trust him he won't break my heart, paddy been getting my back since 1600BC

Always...akokites 4 life.
Dats d way we roll like egg roll.

kingphilip:
to make sure say ur eyes no de deceive u ba

Yes nah...I had to be sure the monicker wasn't mocking me.

Ahmed4002 u b my Nigger...buh simply put.
If u break leemah4u's heart, I'd break ur head in two!
Drill u into my ceiling fan blades and watch you rotate all day till you've drained ur last drop of blood.
Then I'd break ur legs, hands and neck too.

After all this...I'd give u a big slap

erisegun:
u jus lyk to dey confuse person sha.who b ur boo,who b ur love?who b bunsky?explain vividly

Erisegun, lolz u b werey o.

Jez continue dey luk 4 trouble o...I dey ur back!

erisegun:
zeez grammer set die i swear. E b lyk say na d same sch him and EBELE(gej) go

Aswear...I bin dey beg d guy make he take me tutorial. The guy jez dey gara nii!

Buh me...I no go talk.

kingphilip:
y u talk so

Its like u aren't observing...alhaja z a goner!

Or maybe my akoka wits make me understand her better.

kingphilip:
e don reach to de speak big grammar

Asin...I shock. I no know say zeez sabi English like dis o.
I refreshed dat page like nine times.

kingphilip:
na u de do d work now so she no go know whether u don finish or not

Z dat so?

I fink a patient would know if she's been healed properly...she better than d doc.

erisegun:
he's @ ladipo selling motor parts*

Dats strange, last I heard. He was at Yaba changing dollars and pounds.

erisegun:
wetin b my own4 dis mata eh! Any small tin ,erisegun.na me thief buhari certificate ni?:-( Smh

Lmao...guy!

Make Buhari no hear sha.

Ahmed4002:
Send it here make people see

Guy calm down. U dunno how crazy leemah4u z abt u...its either she's rily into Alhajis or jez completely ijab'd out of her mind.
Watever the case z, u r pweety damn lucky!

kingphilip:
u don maneuver sleeky software finish??

Lolz...so u bin dey monitor proceedings codedly?

As for ur question, ask sleekyonyx

richybanky:
Abeg, how una take jump page 1233 to 1235

Asin...I tire. 4 dem o.

All this land they are shearing.

Buh me...I no go talk

Sometimes you jez did to chill with a couple of bottles of Orijin, fink of the old times and the future.

One plot...






Beer parlour.

hardez:
Ooo!u self follow rep RED?

Ti ti lai lai.
redorDead

hardez:
Afternoon people!

#YNWA!!!

Seems familiar.

sleekyonyx:
Morning Software doc, btw i have a software problem. u might wanna check that out later enjoy ur day.

Fanks dear...wateva d prob z, I'm sure I'd like 2 check it out. Follow my ceg......,my day was tiresome...urs?!

Morning e fam...bumpy night. Buh I fank God I'm amongst those counting down. Una 2 much...

Cc
Sleekyonyx

Ahmed4002:
take Tom Tom. you are having flu, sofdoc administer drugs for him and MercyMercy give some injection.

Lolz...I don turn doctor now.

Well, this case is more spiritual than physical. He has to run round the NYSC headquarters naked. Screaming everybody dat ever posted on this threads name. After that he has to sing every song Baba Ara sang before he died, even those that never got released. Then he can go home.

This prescription was culled from IFA

Nigerdeltaboi:
a lot

Chai...abeg fill me in.

leemah4u:
sorry paddy, u don enta sch?

Nah...wen u dey enter make we roll.

leemah4u:
tnx 4 d concern, am sorry 4 hurting u

Asin...I hurt die.
I dey chill 4 Iceland now.
Dat bro z d worst kinda zone. No dear, I 4 manage paddy or friend sef.
U push me pass friend zone enter bro zone. Infact u left me zoneless! Compass no fit help find my bearing.

Buh me...I no go talk.
U b akokite so I'd let it fly.
Alhaji go cover ur damages.

Nigerdeltaboi:
ya welcome my noble queen

Noble queen...I'm sorry, wat am I missing?

arceleeleo:
Eleshin Abdullateef
Fed poly Offa
Architecture
2014
Oyo/Kaduna/Ogun

Welcome bro...
For being bold enuff to come off the observers bench: *hands him two chilled bottles of orijin*

Coincidentally eleshin z the name of my bustop.

xray2:
PLOT 4 for BUHARI

Bro...nah u get sense pass...no tell anybody sha.

Ahmed4002:
no Mind them.

Thanks

Ymodulus
sofdoc

and my dearie leemah4u

am back from nairaland kiri kiri

Uwc bro... U b my goon everly...n I didn't want leemah4u 2 feel lonely.

I bin dey enjoy una Alhaji n Alhaja parole.

Tho leemah4u did sometin dat hurt me.

She called me bro...BRO...BBBRRROOOOO!!!

Buh me...I no go talk

Nigerdeltaboi:
officer ke ! better still awaiting officer,how ur nite na.

Gud bro...

Urs?!

sleekyonyx:
Thanks bless u too, btw r u a doc?

Yah...of softwares tho.
Still strange how bae decoded dat.

Shout out to lagmostkuit...no one gets me like she does.