₦airaland Forum

lagmostkuit:
Gbam!
Love u scarra..

Love u back bae...*sits with bae on couch eating popcorn* let's watch cuttiemofo display his stupidity in 3D.

cutieemperorh:
Bros wetin, u be MOD ni, abi u be MOPOL, abi na SOLDIER u be... No dey threaten me for here ooo... Cos I'm a goal getter, and whenever I set a goal, I must to achieve it, @lagmostkuit is my goal now and I'm getting her.... Sha! U don ring her ni, abi u don marry her, u come dey form "yemi-my-lover here"...park well abeg, Mind u, u lost her the moment I liked her....

Since u enter dis thread, me don dey sight u 4rm afar. Dey luk u as u dey do anyhow...I no talk. But dis side wey u drive ur werey come no b am o. Make I park well?
Bobo yi o ni respect ni sha!
I say u dey trespass, u say I don lost my bae. Well I don warn u politely b4, anytin u c now, take am like dat. If my goons attack u, u die 4 stupidity b dat. Cos my bae loyal to d core, skip trying.

FYI: I'm Yemi...her lover.

leemah4u:
have u done ur clearance in sch?

I don even 4get abt dat 1 ni sha. Chai! Have u done urs? Is it going 2 affect our posting?

erisegun:
lolzzzz!!! Oliver ti teley jona lo otueke*

Lolz

erisegun:
fa sound u eh!

Whr have thou been?u no fit tnk me wey dey lool after ur boo*mtchewwwwwww*

Oshey Omo iya.
U b my real goon everly. U know say I go do the same 4 u.
Bobo yen ko n jabo bi conductor sha. Ko beere eni ti moje.
Bobo to n le damiesan nko? Shey Oti ti ri awon goons mii, abi olobe ni?
Sai baba ti wole o...owliver ti gba fun olorun. Oye ki a wase fun sha.

lagmostkuit:
Thanks boo 4 coming..

It's been work bae. But I'm always on time. Your knight n shiny armour is here to stay.
Thanks for remaining faithful. Love u till death...oya gba *muah*

cutieemperorh:
So u want me to try more, Omo see green light *sofdoc u are in trouble*
What of Aso rock then, I hear the occupant is moving out soon... Don't say that's too much, anything for u dear...

Bro...I'd inform u kindly and pray to God u understand.
There are many birds in the sky. Take ur pick. But lagmostkuit is my personal pretty dove...stay AWAY from her!
U r permitted to complain abt ur reg issues anything other than that is serious tresspassing, punishable without the law.

You've been warned, kindly adjust.


Hey bae...took me a while buh I'm here now.

tunde4top:
090.... People call me jasper!

Sounds familiar
I'm 080...aka Maxen

lagmostkuit:
U know I can't possibly do dat..
Been having issues with network and my browser!


I'm sorry..
How was ya nite?

Long and stressful day luv. I miss u like kin di afefe. Can't help buh wait till u're here wif me.
Make ur network take tym o.

Kingemmy01:
Very effective. Pls make sure u upload ur signature b4 d reg closes and it should correspond with d one on ur ID card.
Cheers!

Sorry, wat ID card?!

Emmaczee:
My teeth?
Me scared o.
Pls, have mercy.

Ogbeni fi oyinbo lee.

Miss n boos ko lan ko ni bi bayi.

Ani ko mu nkan le fun awon boiz ka ba e to ise e.

Tete, ma je ko pe... ri alaye mii electronzeez tabi double007 ti mo ba sinbi!!!

Abooro ni mo so fun e yen o.

Hmm...my heartrob has completely deserted me on nairaland. Well, we would continue our ere ife on dollarland.

cc lagmostkuit

tunde4top:
wao. I also finished from physics department (unilag).

Ok...wat level...1st three digits of ur matric?!

Electronzeez:
washere padi me!!!..

U resemble mushin boi.

Oga mii...gbabe bo shey sele!

Emi n duro de bobo yen se. Ki o yoju ko ma mu nkan lee.

Walahi, ma fi plier yo gbogbo eyin e ni. Oma ko lole ninu nylon bag.

Electronzeez:
ko ya suo ni o.

Emi asare je o jue

Walahi...mo ni size e. Maa sare ja eti e danu.

Eleeyii!!!

Electronzeez:
you are acting under no one authority.

This is lagos....
Alaye fun awa lowo jo.
Talo fi omo fun e?

Ma worry. Ogbodo mu nkan lee.

Eleyi fe fe damiesan. Eleeeyi.

Oma mu nkan le se. O sure daaku.

leemah4u:
greateeee, are u an akokite?

Yes ma. I am...

Adeyemi

Physics, Unilag.

Would love to serve in Oyo or Enugu.

And concerning d question I asked earlier, u sure u don't understand me...cos u jez contradicted my accusation.

I can't help buh ask 2 ameboish questions.

1. Y is leemah4u always replying above quoted posts.

2. Watever happened 2 dat guy dat was wooing damiesan, has there been an agreement?!

leemah4u:
Have I introduce myself........

Well it's not yet late

Name: Halimah

School: University of Lagos

Course: Technology Education(building)

Wish to serve: Oyo/kwara or any other south west state.

Greatest Akokite!!!

Owliver:
hahahaha why be say na only me you kan mention na. See I have been hearing that APC is leading as usual its how APC shout online but the real deal is when Jega speaks. I advise you to wait for Jega to speak

Ok o. Come, my first question nko?! Abi u no know. Me wan confirm sha

Happy Palm Sunday FAM.

Pls jez wanna confirm: This issue of wrong DOB can be corrected in camp ba?!

In other news:

APC beats PDP in Aso rock villa.

cc owliver.

smilingjimmy:
My dear dis result is fake ooooooo, sum1 jst put it on fbk. dere is nofin real abt dis.

Tot so too. Buh comoin, a little storm in owlivers calm mind z nail biting.

Owliver:
wake up from dreams *pours him cold water**

Ok...u still dey talk abi?
U betta dey use style act nice.

If GMB win, d room will decide ur punishment.

Electronzeez:
In as much as i am not pro-anyparty.

I think it has reach the threshold for nigerians to band-stop the higher level of unseriousness of the present administration. You will agree with me the current administartion is in bed with corruption and totally unserious.

I love gej as a human and as the number one citizen of this nation but i can not filter my hatered for his 'undamped system of corruption'




Fourierly analysing the irregualrity of gej sine and cos component, one will chose anything but jonathan.this is why buahri appear viable even when he is not.

Buahri is not the jesus christ we are all waiting for but another devil in human form we should try.
The i had no shoe administration was given a trial version for six years but he has fail to pay nigerians patent right. it is best we give to another person a four years trial version.


If you see proffessionals,graduates people of intellect chanting sai buhari, then you should understand push has come to shove, that is why it is anything or a dictatorship but jonathan.


God bless nigeria.

May God guide rightly whoever emerge the winner.

Well said!

Buh owliver will disagree!

doublezero7:
Uwc sir!

No I didn't vote! I jst don't feel my vote would count! Anyway, I am seriously enjoying my day! The King's mum and the King's Queen are making sure of that!

cc: Sleekyonyx

Ogbeli u callot opwess mii. Me too eyaf e boo and she wee soon come online.

(5:11pm) Owoseni Polling Unit , Sango Ota, Ogun State
APC 188
PDP 39
(5:12pm)
A polling unit in one of the IDP camps in. Maiduguri unit 040 of Gwoza LGA has just finished counting the ballot and has announced with APC having 100% of the votes casted for President, Senate and Houseof reps. PDP has zero vote in all the three
(5:15pm) Unilorin polling unit result !
Unilorin quarters
APC-47
PDP-15
‬PU 02. APC 22 PDP 7
‬PU 01. APC 45. PDP 20. Void 9
(5:17pm)
Ward 12, unit 32,Gate Ibadan...
APC 85 PDP 25
(5:17pm) Gra ikeja,lagos ward 9,
PDP 35 APC 59
#More 2 follow

doublezero7:
U'll append ur signature and the date when you're registering in camp!

Ok bro...fanks.

U don vote?!

sheyman4phy:
No need

Oshey omo iya.

U don cast ur vote?!

Sorry guys. I wanna know if my scanned signature shld be on my print out as all I can c thr z corp members signature n date. Fanks.

rhema9898:
I no won be the betrayal ooo
Christianity nayin I go vote for finally. You nko.

By christianity, I guess u min GEJ. Anyways na GMB I 4 like vote 4 buh I no get PVC Buh I feel say d man go win anyways.

Buh honestly, u shldnt use religion to judge.