₦airaland Forum

Nigerdeltaboi:
GOOD MORNING SOLDIERS
you guys needed to have seen the kind of funny monikers viewing this thread around 3am this morning.like say dem dey hide

Nah so!
They feeling the corps o, they feeling they feeling the corps o.
Nah we dey reign like pure water.

Morning officer.

sleekyonyx:
Good morning batch A15 PCM!

Hope y'all had a luvly nite!

It's 28 (Twenty-eight) days 2 go!

Its few days to camp!

May5th loading......

A15 beach party comes up July4th!

Enjoy the rest of ur day e-buddies

U 2 dear.
The Lord z ur strength

tkovie2002:
Thanks a million. I really appreciate.

(The Nigga charged me 100 cedis tho)

Are u telling us?!

Are we the payer or d payee?!

Shoro niyen ni?!

emmy4lov:
why don't try signing on paper, snap it and crope it, den u upload... That's How I did mine

Fingerprint z wat he z talking abt o...signature adviser!

leemah4u:
Pls help lift d ban on Ahmed4006

Cc yokiti

God bless u as u comply

Cc yokiti

cutieemperorh:
If I get posted to ibadan, I might end up there...
Do u have the idea of the price for the various category of accommodation in moniya... And is moniya an industrial area

See planning, wen u never c call up letter. I like ur faith sha...it can move Nigeria.

Xcozee:
Hey guys! Nysc's portal is still opening! Does it mean d closing date is been extended? what do u fink?

I fink its still open 2 people who wanna edit...buh closed to new applicants.

U sim new here...oya introjunction

lagmostkuit:
T'was good dear..

Rily missed u o...my day seemed longer than usual n d thread was preety boorring without u on it

doublezero7:


In other news, don't you ever quote me!

Lolz...baba ti binu o.

I jez dey follow u play...calm down nah!

U b my goon everly!

Buh u 4 leave dat babe 4 thr sha

lagmostkuit:
Lol.. dis guy is something else.

Let him be bae...he's protecting the interest of his goons.

How was ur day?!

doublezero7:
Okay...I was not going to post anything again tonight...but I haven't been able to stop grinning!

In case y'all don't know KARMA is a nasty lil b*tch!!!

I'll make this short! There is this girl I dated back in school... I was in 300l then! Really liked the girl...like really really! Meanwhile she was screwing one of my friends! I got to know and I asked her about it...and she confirmed the shii and said I should go to hell...literally!

So this night, I went to drink my a couple of my friends and decided to use the ATM on my way back home! Guess who I saw? The girl that sent me to hell!!!!

Her card got stucked and it was her voice begging the security man for N200 that made me turn! She was so shocked and asked me what I was doing around...I said "I'm on my way from hell!!!" Then I dropped her home!

If not that I had let it go, na for the bank she for sleep! So to all the sharp-tongued Margaret Thatcher in the house, keep trashing oo! Karma will locate you too...soon!

...And the King is OUT!

#GBAM

In other news...this is Suuper Stooorry.

cutieemperorh:
YepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

I don hammer..... Zeez!!! Erisegun!!! Azeez!!! Sofdoc!!!!

Where una dey oooooo....

Make una come see oooo....

Mzjaney just call me dear oooo...
@mzjaney, I no even know how e dey do me now, pls ask again after 30min...

*feeling fly*

Smh4u

cutieemperorh:
Everything for this life na head oooo...
Me and u don dey this thread since ages u never call me dear once. See as u dey dash this JJC dear anyhow like say na waste water.... Did u also wink

Asin...imagine, me sef.

Buh I no go talk.

Chijez:
Uzor
Imsu
Banking and finance
2014
I no get choice of state oo...un2 I no runs am!

Ok...ure welcome.

We dey prepare ur call up letter.

U fit update ur Bbm update now...borno tins loading 10percent.

I never tot I would say this...buh I fink I'm missing the monicker owliver!

Watever happened to that Nigger!

How come I'm always opening irrelevant pages n missing d big ones

How una dey e-fam?!

Ahmed4002:
Go to a nearby artist they should be able to cut the stamp for you.

Ok, fanks bro.

cutieemperorh:
SOFDOC!!!!!!!!!! Where are u ooooo....

A threat has been detected....

Lolz...
Let's be calm now.
Bae z still faithful

Ahmed4002:
You need to stamp each page of the log book nah after reporting the activities and also the acceptance letter need to be stamped

Fanks bro...its like uve done dis stuff b4. So how do u cut the stamp?

Ahmed4002:
Sofdoc.
That's simple na.
I would suggest illegal way.
Simple get a A4 assume any firm of choice or non existence ND prepare your acceptance letter. Also cut a stamp for the log book.
Shikenan

Fanks a lot bro...buh wat do u min cut a stamp for the log book?

Evening e-fam. How has ur day been?

Pls n pls can any1 help with a workplace to sign an acceptance letter for IT. A friend needs it to get her logbook. She won't be working thr.

I'm like out of ideas right now...some help or advice would be appreciated.

Thanks y'all!!!

sleekyonyx:
Good morning e-buddies!

It's 31 (Thirty-one) days to go!

5th May loading.......

Online registration ends 2day 4th April!

A15 Party july4th *Anticipate it*

Happy easter celebration 2 u all!

God bless A15 family

And u 2 dear...well done!

Happy Easter e-fam

munalight:
Good morning, my night was Fyn, aw abt urs?

We're jez playing wif u dear.
Honestly, I don't fink thr z any penalty. Buh u can print out another green card or jez save d pdf.

Cheers!

Gud morning e-fam. How una dey?!

We r getting closer evewiday.

Abeg can any1 help out wif the prices of things we'd need at camp (last price) I wan start my budgeting. And I wanna move out next week.

Chai...d government should rily b d 1 to buy all dis tins 4 us.

munalight:
Gud eveving all.... I signed on my green card d day i did my online registration, hope there's no penalty for my act?

There is, but don't worry...Balotelli would take it!

Another day, another thought
Like a flower, her love blossoms
In my heart, with a touch that's pure
Thought I was a rock but cut open
I'm resolute, I'm weak and hopeless
You're all the strength I know
My lifeline, its u I hold dear
The biggest storm can't stress our boat
The more I know, the less I'm scared
My own to hold and to caress
Pretty damsel with a luv sincere
Now in my arms have a gudnite rest

Cc lagmostkuit
Forever and Always.

cutieemperorh:
Okay bro, u are my man, and we shouldn't be fighting over this, maybe I have been stupid in my ways but u got to understand that it happens (love shot)

See, I think we can settle this amicably, u see, u and lagmostkuit, has been together for a while now, why not just leave her for me (abi na till death do u part) see, I promise u, on our wedding, u are going to be the bestman, same suit and shoe with me (there won't be any difference between me and u that day, aside for the fact that I will go home with the gal at the end of the day), will even let u do all the dancing (afterall I'm not a good dancer) I will just be the one to kiss the bride... *im wicked and I know it*.... So how is that for an amicable settlement...

So do we have a deal *strech out hand for a handshake with a wicked smile on my face*

You really should have stopped at the first paragraph.
Lagmostkuit is already married and isn't re-marrying...except 4 anniversaries sha.
*slaps smirk off his face and twists arm till he hears a snap*

NO DEAL!!!

PS: Stop quoting me n bae...get a life!

cutieemperorh:
Will u rather I kiss you

Of all the stupid tins u said...dis z d MOST stupid!

lagmostkuit:
U're agidi too much sha...

Pls stop quoting me!

#GBAM!!!

[quote author=cutieemperorh post=32279437][/quote]In ur dreams bro.

Pishure or adonbilivit!

lagmostkuit:
Warriz dis?

Stupidity bae...aren't u bored yet?

mayorsweet:
Make I c u make u carry wiffy for here...E be like say u get strong head U think say na so den dey snatch boo for here...Waa ri mi wo bi ibon

D guy get crios issues...he wan dance shoki on top broken bottle.