₦airaland Forum

micki83:
Lol.I've heard of some too:
1)In wilbur,washington,it's illegal to ride an "ugly" horse(I wonder who determines d beauty of a horse)
2)In florida,it's illegal to fight in public after 6pm on "thursday" (any other day of d week is just fine,lol)
3)In liverpool,it's illegal for a woman to walk around topless,unless she's selling exotic fish at d fish market(in that case,it's totally legal to show off ur boobies!)
4)In indonesia,m.asturbation(and being caught) is punished by beheading!(Are u f.ucking kidding me?!)
5)In louisiana,it's illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water-pistol.(So wuld-be-bank-robbers,pls shhot d teller with real bullets;u don't wanna be on d wrong side of d law,do u?hehehe)
6)If anewly proposed law in hawaii is passed,requesting a copy of barak obama's birth certificate will become illegal!(Oh shoot!just wen I was thinking of goin to hawaii and requesting barak's B.C!what a bummer!)
7)In tibet,monks wishing to reincarnate must 1st register with a govt.agency.(Em...can someone giv me a pen and shave my head,pls?)
In florida,having s.ex with a porcupine is illegal(thank God for goats,pigs,hedghogs etc)
9)In lebanon,a man caught having s.ex with a male animal faces death penalty.having s.ex with a female animal is just fine,though.
10)In washington,it's illegal to hav s.ex with a virgin under any circumstances,including d wedding nyte!(WTF! I don't even get dis one!)

Taylor86:
hand of hindrance

i bet u dis my handsome uncle below must b d owner of that hand

mankind80:
No b only NOUN na PLURAL una go c!...yeye pple