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Romance / Re: Lagos Prostitute Blasts Friends Dirty For Plan To Set Her Up (photos) by SofiaAmrozia(f): 1:24am On Oct 06, 2017
Ayaff died o.

chei, I can't even talk sef....

'proudly olosho', me sef be 'proudly virgin'
smh
Events / Re: White Groom And His Men Rock Efik Traditional Attire To His Wedding With Bride by SofiaAmrozia(f): 3:41pm On Oct 03, 2017
biacan:

Why not.......that's why am a woman


I'm actually ashamed of you rn...
Sports / Re: FIFA Fines Nigeria N11 Million For Crowd Disorder by SofiaAmrozia(f): 2:12pm On Oct 03, 2017
elyte89:
Fifa will fine us again,cos am so sure fans would invade d pitch if we win against Zambia



So I will advice NFF to pay a deposit of 5M to FIFA for d offence to b committed on Saturday.


True talk
Family / Re: A Facebook User Touching Tribute To His Mom by SofiaAmrozia(f): 8:57am On Oct 02, 2017
Even though my mum and I argue more than others, I still love her! In fact I'm going to call her and tell her I love her!
I'm not waiting till I lose her
Jokes Etc / Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by SofiaAmrozia(f): 2:53pm On Oct 01, 2017
preciousuweh:

Thanks Hun. I'm glad it made you laugh.
..



Oh it did o
Politics / Re: Blackout: Nigeria’s National Grid Collapses by SofiaAmrozia(f): 9:07am On Oct 01, 2017
Where is the light that they want to increase tariff? No light for almost a week here, they shouldn't try rubbish.

In fact let me go and look for my voter's card sef

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Jokes Etc / Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by SofiaAmrozia(f): 3:31am On Oct 01, 2017
I actually found this cos I was bored. nice work op. I've been laughing since. It's the reason I haven't gone to bed yet.
Keep up the good work!!!
Phones / Re: NCC Orders MTN, Glo & Airtel & Others To Extend 30-day Data Expiry Period by SofiaAmrozia(f): 7:52am On Sep 30, 2017
Which data? The one that b4 u on hotspot, e go finish? Abg make them increase the value jor
Travel / Re: Dubai's £100m 'Martian City' In The Desert To Simulate Life On The Red Planet by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:10pm On Sep 29, 2017
Beedude:

Sure. Managing their resources individually can bring about developmental competitions. During my stay in Dubai few years back I was made to understand that all the GCC countries are always trying to outshine UAE. Qatar,Kuwait always running the race not to be left behind in development. I feel no region is self sufficient in Nigeria hence, the need to rely on one another base on business which isn't bad. But here we are in Nigeria . KANU not doing it the right way, even the educated, powerful and influential people in his region aren't helping. We also have leaders in the country who won't bulge easily cos they feel d movement was politically influenced. Nigeria matter tire me I swear


No be only you. but Nigerians are one of the best people in the world
Travel / Re: Dubai's £100m 'Martian City' In The Desert To Simulate Life On The Red Planet by SofiaAmrozia(f): 11:22am On Sep 29, 2017
Beedude:

Even as a Yoruba person I thing breaking the country into groups as the ipob wanted would be nice. The country is just too big for our clueless leaders to handle. Be it APC or PDP. All they wanted is power without any plan.

Exactly! Or we can go back to the days of regions, let everybody manage their resources with no reliance of federal government...

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Travel / Re: Dubai's £100m 'Martian City' In The Desert To Simulate Life On The Red Planet by SofiaAmrozia(f): 7:54am On Sep 29, 2017
Beedude:

U are right dear but so many things don't add up in Nigeria. The whole of UAE isn't as big as s/w zone in Nigeria , they are being led by a set of people who are known as family , practice one religion and not selfish like our leaders, patriotic citizens that won't start bombing gas pipelines for one reason or the other . Things aren't just right in Nigeria

Aren't right at all... but we are also part of the problem too...
Travel / Re: Dubai's £100m 'Martian City' In The Desert To Simulate Life On The Red Planet by SofiaAmrozia(f): 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2017
No be oil dem get? the same oil we sef get ahbi?
A country with a vision, a country with accountable leaders. if I no go Dubai, make I know Wetin go cause am...
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:44am On Sep 21, 2017
Oroolorun:
I need to make arrangements for Osi's burial....

Ogbeni remember say you be nigeria and na nigeria story you dey write o. If you no wan receive stick for the back of your head you better no kill Osi o.


I no know o.... I go even bring the stick sef...

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:42am On Sep 21, 2017
Burial!!!!!
Is like souloho19 is playing with us? U no see all the prayers to spare Osi?
Guy this kind joke no be here o. no try am abg or else I will find u!!!!!!
Which kin thing be this??!!!

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2017
souloho19:


lwkmd..@ Isis.. that thunder would be a real terror...lol..thanks dear..honestly publishing crosses my mind every day...I'm making some moves tho


That's great o.


Oga wehdone, u hear. u killed OSI ahbi?


Make I catch u.






Na joke o. guy abg, osi na......... actor no dey die na......


I knew that Pa Kenneth was always suspicious.
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 2:40pm On Sep 17, 2017
see as my heart is beating here.
The thunder that will fire Pastor Bartholomew is training with ISIS.
Souloho, u r d bomb!!!
Have you ever considered publishing your book?

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:12am On Sep 13, 2017
ɨ ҡռɛա ɨt!! ɨ ʝʊst ҡռɛա tɦat ɨʄ քast. ɮaʀtɦ աas tɦɛ ҡɨʟʟɛʀ tɦɛռ sօʍɛtɦɨռɢ ʍɨɢɦt ɦaʋɛ ɦaքքɛռɛɖ tօ ʍaҡɛ ɦɨʍ sʟɨք ʊք. aʟʟ tɦօsɛ ɖaʏs ʀɛaɖɨռɢ ʍʏstɛʀʏ ռօʋɛʟs ɦaʋɛ քaɨɖ օʄʄ.

tɦat's աɦʏ ɨ ʟօʋɛ aʍaʀa, ɨʄ ɨt's sօʍɛ օtɦɛʀ ɢɨʀʟs ռօա, tɦɛʏ աɨʟʟ staʀt ċʀʏɨռɢ aռɖ sɦaҡɨռɢ.


ʀɨɖɛ օռ sօʊʟ, tɦaռҡ ʏօʊ ʄօʀ tɦɛ ʊքɖatɛ

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 9:11pm On Sep 12, 2017
This one that soul is not replying msgs, dz kind enjoyment no be here o.

Make person dash am mb na, as bday gift

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:26am On Sep 12, 2017
Happy Birthday souloho19!!!!!!!!!

Oya comman collect ur gift.....


Long life and prosperity


Wishing you success in all your endeavors





Bros meneski, free drinks to only souloho ohhh!!!
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:26am On Sep 12, 2017
Happy Birthday souloho19!!!!!!!!!

Oya comman collect ur gift.....


Long life and prosperity


Wishing you success in all your endeavors





Bros meneski, free drinks to only souloho ohhh!!!
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 7:51pm On Sep 11, 2017
Hmmn hmmn hmnn

souloho19 wehdone o. I'm more confused now, from reading mystery novels, I know it's not usually who d main suspect is, but then again d Devil has been so desperate for amara. so he might slip up.

Make I jus siddon dey watch.

Sipping my lemongrass water jejely.
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 2:52am On Sep 09, 2017
I woke up specifically for this. Thank God I go fit sleep again.....

Oga meneski no be only u ooo

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:06am On Sep 05, 2017
meneski:
As we wait for souloho to unveil the devil... What do you guyz care for? Am at you service.


My popcorn na n Juice.




Make una no order too much, na me dey pay o

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Literature / Re: The Goat Bride (flash Fiction) by SofiaAmrozia(f): 11:46pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oga meneski, u see am too??
Chai, I no wan start to imagine am o
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by SofiaAmrozia(f): 11:27pm On Sep 04, 2017
meneski:
cheesy ur something


So u no know am? Gimme Something Light na
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by SofiaAmrozia(f): 9:25pm On Sep 04, 2017
meneski:
... Wetin i knw be say wahala dey.



Big one se. Watching jejely, abg wey my Something Light?
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by SofiaAmrozia(f): 2:15pm On Sep 04, 2017
meneski:
dnt worri every tin on me.
Tancuu. Since u dey here sef, Wetin u dey suspect go happen?
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by SofiaAmrozia(f): 1:58pm On Sep 04, 2017
meneski:
were you! Ehm! Stephengee12 cum go the other store for yonder go buy juice for our customer... That one na punitive errand for being absent for a lng time. But customer if u change ur mind abt the juice just pm me for private supply cheesy


Hope e no cost o. Abg recession dey o
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by SofiaAmrozia(f): 1:41pm On Sep 04, 2017
meneski:
... Juice too tender. Try our palmwine and ur life will not remain the same.

I don't take palmy o. I no dey drink
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by SofiaAmrozia(f): 1:22pm On Sep 04, 2017
meneski:
Me? It has tay me here oh. Adesina ur service is needed.


I want juice too oh. No forget that one.............
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by SofiaAmrozia(f): 12:00pm On Sep 04, 2017
Thank God I no miss this one. See story. Watching in 3d, abg meneski dey here? I no dey drink but I want popcorn...

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