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FamilyRe: ”My Husband Wants To Use Me For Money Ritual" - Policewoman Alleges by Sofistcatdmoron:
skull mining husband

afonja and money ritual is like 5&6 and still remain poor

RomanceRe: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by Sofistcatdmoron: 11:22pm On Sep 26, 2019
YorubaNinja:
Well, as your moniker displayed... "Sophisticated Mor0n". It says it all. grin
yes afonja are slowpoke grin
RomanceRe: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:43pm On Sep 26, 2019
YorubaNinja:
Go marry a Yoruba guy, abeg... your parents would be very glad you did. cool They're the best! cool

Omo Yoruba nimi ooo... SWAGGERRR !!!
cheaters, go and marry your agbo hustling and agege bread hustling afonja ladies

CrimeRe: EFCC Seals Hotel, Three Houses Owned By Two Suspected Fraudsters by Sofistcatdmoron: 7:41pm On Sep 26, 2019
effcc again

CrimeRe: Victor Ojionu: Yahoo Boy Who Bought N125m Houses During His NYSC, Confesses by Sofistcatdmoron: 7:24pm On Sep 25, 2019
Flexherbal:
Crime does not have a happy end.
that phrase doesnt work for everyone
CrimeRe: Corpse Of 6 & 4 Years Exhumed In Umuaka, Orlu Imo State (Photos) by Sofistcatdmoron: 5:11pm On Sep 24, 2019
as this news has gotten to the front page, afonjas are going there to mine their skull tonight
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye's Management To Manage Tacha After Getting Out Of BBNaija by Sofistcatdmoron: 3:53pm On Sep 24, 2019
is that a nyansh or an ass im confused
PoliticsRe: Court Grants Omoyele Sowore Bail by Sofistcatdmoron: 1:45pm On Sep 24, 2019
afonjas wont like this
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buhari & Other World Leaders At UN General Assembly by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:26am On Sep 24, 2019
Biodun556:
After the end of the event he could beg to enter the complex and snap pictures with some white staffs or security guards then post the pictures online to swindle his mumus, telling them UN is considering BIAFLA
my afonja Muslim brother, we will never allow biafura to exist and leave is behind, we must attachee by force to igbos so that our amala will be sweet grin
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buhari & Other World Leaders At UN General Assembly by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:24am On Sep 24, 2019
Afamed:
Ignore those noise makers
my Muslim brother, we are doing well walahi , grin
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Please Reset Theme To Default by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:16am On Sep 24, 2019
donestk:
This new theme is crappy and causing nausea.

Please reset.

Cc: seun
is nairaland food?
CelebritiesRe: Rema Vs Fireboy: Another Wizkid And Davido? by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:56am On Sep 24, 2019
they can never be like wizzy and davido
PoliticsRe: "Why I No Go Make Yanga": Dino Melaye Steps Out In Style by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:46am On Sep 24, 2019
the only acting senator we know
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Now Like Slaves- Akintoye by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:40am On Sep 24, 2019
iwofa ni wa naw, ko n se loni, o ti pe gan grin
TravelRe: The Dilapidated State Of Isu Okoma Roads In Ebonyi State by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:32am On Sep 24, 2019
this one os not road
CrimeRe: Onyekackukwu Chukwuebuke Igwilo Rapes Student Who Came To Watch Movie In Room by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:32am On Sep 24, 2019
are u sure she was raped and shes not putting up a false allegations against the young nigga
PoliticsRe: Biafra: IPOB Representatives Arrive UN General Assembly (Photos) by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:21am On Sep 24, 2019
HabaHaba:
He is man also, not God!!
i mean enemies
PoliticsRe: Biafra: IPOB Representatives Arrive UN General Assembly (Photos) by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:20am On Sep 24, 2019
allthingsgood:
Leaving to wia. Even u talking here have no hope in ur biafra
yes my afonja Muslim brother they can never have biafura , we must attache by force to igbos so that our amala will be very sweet grin
PoliticsRe: Biafra: IPOB Representatives Arrive UN General Assembly (Photos) by Sofistcatdmoron: 8:40am On Sep 24, 2019
so you mean nk and baba will be in the same building grin
PoliticsRe: Biafra: IPOB Representatives Arrive UN General Assembly (Photos) by Sofistcatdmoron:
allthingsgood:
Bwahahahaha

Clueless buffoons. Biafra ko Somalia ni grin
yes my muslim brother we cant let them go ,we will do anything possible to stop them from leaving, they are too sweet grin

CelebritiesRe: The Resemblance Between Rema And An Ivorian Lady As They Meet (Photo) by Sofistcatdmoron: 6:16am On Sep 24, 2019
m
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Buhari & Other World Leaders At UN General Assembly by Sofistcatdmoron: 6:13am On Sep 24, 2019
grin
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Note 7 , Samsung A20 Or Iphone 6s ? by Sofistcatdmoron:
Jung:
That A9 processor is better than what you have in the samsung and the Redmi. Don't just argue
but unfortunately iphone is not a productive phone, you basically use it for calls,Facebook and the rest that doesn't require heavy processing power, unlile android which has a lot of productive features
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy And Ike Seen In Bed, Spark Controversies (Photos) by Sofistcatdmoron: 11:55pm On Sep 19, 2019
fingering
RomanceRe: Each Time I Remember This Story, I Weep. by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:56pm On Sep 19, 2019
thunder fire the oyibo that killed this.boy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy And Ike Seen In Bed, Spark Controversies (Photos) by Sofistcatdmoron: 10:40pm On Sep 19, 2019
grin
TravelRe: The Number Of Nigerians Living In Ghana, 166 Countries Nationals Living In Ghana by Sofistcatdmoron: 8:24pm On Sep 19, 2019
what of South Africa
RomanceHarden Up: The Top 5 Signs You're Being Too Nice To Her by Sofistcatdmoron(op): 7:59pm On Sep 19, 2019
You don't want to be the guy who gets walked all over in relationships or in friendships. Trust me, it sucks. So if you’re an example of any of the signs below, it may be time to re-assess where you stand as a man in this thing we call life. Let's go ahead and get started.

1.
You ask too many damn questions, and you don’t make enough statements.

Conversations shouldn't be interviews. You shouldn't find yourself interrogating your friends or a lady of interest every time you open your mouth to speak. Leave the "where are you from?" and "are you an only child?" questions for Time Magazine. Get people's attention by making statements.

For example, instead of asking a woman on a date, she would love to hear you take charge and say something like, “We should go out sometime.” Statements give you a higher probability of being accepted. Questions, on the other hand, give people the option of saying no.
2.
You rarely say no in your everyday life
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The point is to not come off as a d*ck, but going through life without saying no just to please everyone else is what we here in the real world call a cop out. Have the audacity to think differently and start telling people no when it’s warranted, or when you really disagree.
Every now and again, you'll find it freeing and, dare I say, liberating. Not to be at the beck and call of your friends who expect you do 28 things at a time is a feeling we should all experience. Learn the power of NO.
3.
You apologize incessantly.

You must come to grips with the very real idea that not everything in life is your fault. With that said, stop apologizing all the damn time!
Being apologetic, or thinking that you’re appeasing people by saying “I'm sorry,” can actually come off as insensitive sometimes and definitely shows signs of being insecure. You're not doing anyone any favors by asking for forgiveness. Leave the indecisiveness and questioning of all your decisions at the door, and start living a life of no apologies.
4.

You are always available; thus, you are predictable

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A little mystery never hurt anyone, so would it kill you to not pick up your iPhone and reply to every blue message you receive? It's okay to be busy. In fact, when your friends, or lady friend, try to get in contact with you, tell them you’re busy.

Try staying off Facebook for day. Try not letting everyone in the Twitterverse know what you ate for breakfast, or which train you took to get to Canal Street. Unpredictability is appealing and intriguing, like Ben Affleck as Batman.
5.
The women in your life are 100% comfortable around you.
The women you are dealing with in your personal life should not be 100% comfortable around you, ever. Comfort usually leads to boredom. Boredom usually leads to late nights with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

Now, I'm not saying you should carry a handgun in your jeans when you and your girl are at home watching “The Walking Dead” on Netflix. What I am saying is -- going back to the point of always being too available -- women shouldn't feel that they can read you like an open book.

If you leave nothing to the imagination, there is nothing sexy and mysterious left to wonder about. Find a way to keep her interested by maintaining some distance between the two of you. Always leave her thinking, “What is he going to do next?” That's how you keep from falling into the quicksand of niceness.

CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Pressing Tonto Dikeh's Backside (Photo, Video) by Sofistcatdmoron: 5:07pm On Sep 19, 2019
tillaman:
Shameless
he is a man and she is a woman, nothing shameful here
CrimeRe: LAUTECH Student Leads EFCC Operatives To Arrest 24 Others by Sofistcatdmoron: 3:50pm On Sep 19, 2019
invictus obi of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Buhari Finally Rewards Ambode? by Sofistcatdmoron: 3:48pm On Sep 19, 2019
they enjoy and we react and comment, but we are all humans
TravelRe: 817 Nigerians Awaiting Evacuation In South Africa - FG by Sofistcatdmoron: 11:29am On Sep 19, 2019
grin dont ww have air bus in this 9ja

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