₦airaland Forum

Alariiwo:
Awon olori pelebes

That 2019 will be a shocker to 5% people. More tears to their weary eyes.

Asslicker spotted!

leroi01:
Goat!

Don't insult my goats. Goat is better than that man.

as long as you vote in Buhari APC, your state belongs to Fulanis.

Lessons from Benue...

This guy no dey change clothe ni?

See beating
#sayNOtosugarmummies

Vote Bubu in 2019 and see more of that.

That animal called Osama deserves to be wasted.

Oboy! See beating

Why is my name not in the list

Olosho

I detest rapist.

Top 3 con men in Naija

mujaya1:
christan don,t want peace at all, please leave north, because i am tired of seen your face.

Fulani herdsmen are not Christians, mind you...

Another propaganda

megrimor:
It is a communal clash between the herdsmen and the police.

Shikena!

Communal clash

Omeokachie:
Kneeling down is not a big deal for a man whose height is not too far from the ground.

Happy New Year to them.

That's why I love APC!

We vote for them, so no complain.

Chinko-naija made loading...




I hope those guys no go miss for China

Joejonah:
Hello everyone, a friend of mine was recently introduced to someone who is a dealer in NNPC. He said my friend should purchase a truck of about 10m or so and that he could be making 3m monthly and everything is under partnership with NNPC, they manage the truck for you and all that.

Now, my friend is planning to buy two trucks. Is anyone one in this kind of business here? How true is this information?

Tell your friend not to waste his hard-earned money.

I'm sure this group is yet to be settled.
Wait and see how they change their position once envelop reach them.

If Mark Zuckerberg had grow up in the City of Lagos, he would have been branded "yahoo boy", Laptop seized, parents pay heavily to get him released and the young man get frustrated and forget his dream.
At best he would have become a laptop repairer at Computer Village.

stupidity:
So yours faithfully was hot as hell. Girlfriend traveled, side chicks traveled too, even the small small girls around wey for help the ministry all travelled to villa for the Xmas and new year.

So this morning I vex dial one ashawo number for my phone. She picked and said she traveled too and sent me one of her colleagues number. So I dailed the colleagues number she picked and arranged a meeting for evening.

This evening she called she’s already waiting at the meeting ground. I drove down there and parked somewhere so I can see her first before anything. She sef go hide. I called her to show herself that I’m standing at the road side. She instructed me to walk down one corner. I had to silent my Nokia torch phone just Incase she’s not what I expected. I got there and was faking a call which my other phone. I saw a lady that looks like coffin signaled me. I was like “me”?? She said yes. Aren’t you the one calling me? I said Noooo, I’m waiting for someone here.

So she brought out her phone and was dialing my number nonstop. I just bone. Because there’s no way I go negotiate anything with that kinda girl. She be like drum. All the fat Dey her belle. Con leave nothing for her yansh.

She kept calling my torch phone while I kept on faking call. Later nai the babe vex waka meet me.

She: mr man why you Dey lie? Na you Dey call me since morning. And now you Dey lie say nor be you.

Me; aunty( I had to call her aunty make she for pity me say I nor know anything) I don’t know what you are taking about o. I’m waiting for my friend here.

She: you are very silly!!! Keep quite there. It’s you that called me. Bring out your other phone. (People begin gather)

I had to hurry down to where my car is and zoomed off before ashawo begin disgrace me.

What a way to start the new year

Lwkmd
*still laughing...

Which one concern mikel for this one?

Ogun = Jazz
Ogun = medicine
Ogun = war
Ogun = god of iron

And you expect good things from Ogun.

PDJT:
It seem you have to be dead to get political appointment in the Zoo. Nigerians. Smh.

Man wan pretend dead to get Dullardeen's appointment

Ghost appointment

sarrki:
Anyone that wish Yusuf dead will not see new year

Is that what your Koran teaches you?

Gaya, you dey vex me o.